Massage Parlor Reports

**Sriracha1** · 02-08-20 23:40

Originally Posted by Jonderin [View Original Post]

I saw what sounded like Kaykay or Kiki. Short, heavyset, stocky, black hair, maybe in her 40's or so.

She turned out to be horrible. Not flirty at all, no sensuality. She seemed to be in a bitchy mood the whole time. Her personality was the biggest turnoff, followed by her pudgy body type. I had to avoid looking at her gut and hairy underarms in order to focus. She didn't allow kissing the titties. Worst experience I've had in a long time.

Wow sorry for your loss. That sounds a lot like the one who prompted my first rant post about a month ago. Never turned back.

Also don't know if it's DD's it or DDS I really don't care.

**Businessman69** · 02-07-20 19:54

Walked by the other night and the women in t he window seemed cute and she called me in. Can't remember the name of the place but it's right next door to lavender. Was hoping to get the women at the door but she passed me off to another lady was still equally pretty maybe mid 40's hard to tell sometimes. Name was Yoyo I believe. Paid for the half hour. She helped me get undressed already grabbing ahold of little man and teasing a little. Good sign for me. Rubs my back for like 4 minutes then tells me to flip LOL. I asked for a BJ negotiated tip. She also required tip upfront which I'm not thrilled about doing but I didn't want it to ruin my time. She flew the cover on and got to it. She took direction well but started to get really rushy and told me to hurry which kinda a turn off. Anyways, got mine got dressed and headed out. I was maybe in there for 20-25 minutes.

-BM69.

**Mitch Cor** · 02-07-20 00:02

Now if only there was a place near Milan that offered extras!

Originally Posted by Jonderin [View Original Post]

LOL, funny stuff.

If you're ever on the eastside and want just a massage, one of my favorites is called Mulan Foot Spa in Redmond.

It has several recliners for the foot massage in the open area, and they do a great job. They also have several rooms in back for full body massage. There are no extras at all. It's $50 per hour for the full body, and I think it's less for the foot massage.

**EagleStar** · 02-06-20 21:26

Originally Posted by Seattleik [View Original Post]

Been to Mengs dream in Jackson a few times myself good massage and always got rid of my knots in my back but in the backroom or private rooms it's just a regular full body massage deep tissue no extra service or handy provided and they leave a gap of the door open so not entirely private other then that they do a great massage for the price.

The older girls and men do the foot massages. The body massages are done by two girls who are just average. There are no extras.

**Seattleik** · 02-06-20 01:46

Originally Posted by RockChalk [View Original Post]

Had some time on my hands yesterday and needed an actual massage. Honestly didn't feel like undertaking anything sexual.

I was in the International District on Jackson, so I stopped into Meng's Dream, which is next to Lavender Spa. Meng's advertises a $30 foot massage for an hour and my dogs were barking, so I stop in.

The middle-aged woman looks up from her phone and I tell her that I would like a foot massage. She points to a dry erase board with the "menu" of options. I choose the "$30 hour combo" with 20 minutes of feet, back and neck / head / arms.

She then points to the bottom of the board and asks if I want a "full body massage" in the private room for $60. I decline, mainly for the reason I first stated, but if she had been hot the little head probably would have changed my mind.

So, I end up at the end of a long row of make-shift beds / tables, probably 7 of them in a row. I lay down next to a heavy Asian man, maybe 60, without his shirt on getting massaged "very aggressively" by a male provider. I was thankful that, while my provider wasn't the most feminine looking, at least that dude wasn't working me over!

Little did I know that my provider had possibly the strongest hands of any woman I have ever encountered. I thought when she was "massaging" my back that she had "tagged out" and Stone Cold Steve Austin had jumped into the ring to finish the massage.

At one point, I just screamed "UNCLE! In the hopes that she would have mercy on me! I felt like asking, what did I do to piss you off, lady?" Maybe she was unhappy that she didn't get to see "Little Rock Chalk" back in the private room, so she was unhappy?

Anyway, it was actually a great massage. VERY DEEP! My question is, has anyone ever been to the "private rooms" at Meng's Dream and if so, what extras are available? There were 3 dudes massaging on the row of beds, so I wouldn't want extras from one of them!.

Been to Mengs dream in Jackson a few times myself good massage and always got rid of my knots in my back but in the backroom or private rooms it's just a regular full body massage deep tissue no extra service or handy provided and they leave a gap of the door open so not entirely private other then that they do a great massage for the price.

**Jonderin** · 02-05-20 23:30

Originally Posted by RockChalk [View Original Post]

Little did I know that my provider had possibly the strongest hands of any woman I have ever encountered. I thought when she was "massaging" my back that she had "tagged out" and Stone Cold Steve Austin had jumped into the ring to finish the massage.

LOL, funny stuff.

If you're ever on the eastside and want just a massage, one of my favorites is called Mulan Foot Spa in Redmond.

It has several recliners for the foot massage in the open area, and they do a great job. They also have several rooms in back for full body massage. There are no extras at all. It's $50 per hour for the full body, and I think it's less for the foot massage.

**RockChalk** · 02-05-20 22:57

Had some time on my hands yesterday and needed an actual massage. Honestly didn't feel like undertaking anything sexual.

I was in the International District on Jackson, so I stopped into Meng's Dream, which is next to Lavender Spa. Meng's advertises a $30 foot massage for an hour and my dogs were barking, so I stop in.

The middle-aged woman looks up from her phone and I tell her that I would like a foot massage. She points to a dry erase board with the "menu" of options. I choose the "$30 hour combo" with 20 minutes of feet, back and neck / head / arms.

She then points to the bottom of the board and asks if I want a "full body massage" in the private room for $60. I decline, mainly for the reason I first stated, but if she had been hot the little head probably would have changed my mind.

So, I end up at the end of a long row of make-shift beds / tables, probably 7 of them in a row. I lay down next to a heavy Asian man, maybe 60, without his shirt on getting massaged "very aggressively" by a male provider. I was thankful that, while my provider wasn't the most feminine looking, at least that dude wasn't working me over!

Little did I know that my provider had possibly the strongest hands of any woman I have ever encountered. I thought when she was "massaging" my back that she had "tagged out" and Stone Cold Steve Austin had jumped into the ring to finish the massage.

At one point, I just screamed "UNCLE! In the hopes that she would have mercy on me! I felt like asking, what did I do to piss you off, lady?" Maybe she was unhappy that she didn't get to see "Little Rock Chalk" back in the private room, so she was unhappy?

Anyway, it was actually a great massage. VERY DEEP! My question is, has anyone ever been to the "private rooms" at Meng's Dream and if so, what extras are available? There were 3 dudes massaging on the row of beds, so I wouldn't want extras from one of them!

Mildly curious, although there was always at least 4 or 5 people getting massage on bed row, so walking past to the private rooms wouldn't seem very private at all.

If you want a $30 massage for an hour, Meng's Dream is a good value. I will likely return soon.

Rock Chalk.

**RockChalk** · 02-05-20 22:40

Originally Posted by Purple45 [View Original Post]

The ladies at the AMPs did not get off the plane from China yesterday. While it is a serious epidemic in China, there are currently 6 cases in the USA, with 5 of them in CA. Now in the USA, there are 19 million cases of flu, with 180,000 hospitalizations and 10,000 deaths this influenza season. Odds are that simply going to work will result in catching the flu or cold, but with a stronger immune system through diet, exercise and adequate rest will help shorten the illness duration and decrease the severity of the symptoms.

I'm kinda with you on this one, right now. Not time yet to curtail the mongering. Perhaps if the situation changes regarding the coronavirus, but can't see getting from providers we know have been in USA For months or years.

**Purple45** · 02-05-20 01:43

Originally Posted by KevinAnders1 [View Original Post]

Been a fellow monger for 10 years and just a little advice.

With the China Coronavirus at 20,629 infected and growing,2,790 in critical condition.

Might be a good idea to be cautious for at least 2-3 weeks from any AMP.

Just a piece of advise, be safe, and remember if you see a non-Asian in front desk or.

They want $ upfront for stuff.

Just walk away.

Better to be safe and healthy and.

Monger another day.

The ladies at the AMPs did not get off the plane from China yesterday. While it is a serious epidemic in China, there are currently 6 cases in the USA, with 5 of them in CA. Now in the USA, there are 19 million cases of flu, with 180,000 hospitalizations and 10,000 deaths this influenza season. Odds are that simply going to work will result in catching the flu or cold, but with a stronger immune system through diet, exercise and adequate rest will help shorten the illness duration and decrease the severity of the symptoms.

**BrownChocolate** · 02-04-20 22:40

Hello fellow mongers,

After long deliberations and browsing through this forum, I went mongering for the first time to DDS sometime back. Nothing fancy, the usual house + a HE, but had a good time nonetheless. And I'm sure that I didn't overpay either, thanks to all you guys. Thank you for all the recommendations etc. Etc.

And yes DDS is open.

**Member #6240** · 02-04-20 21:29

Originally Posted by Boinkr [View Original Post]

In fact she's so insistent on over the clothsbonly that when I went under her skirt, I find like 3 MORE LAYERS!

I often wonder where they find those Kevlar "panties" some of them wear that are virtually impenetrable.

**Boinkr** · 02-04-20 14:41

DDS is definitely open, I have multiple providers cell# and its open season there.

Yang Massage report:

Alisa is 30's, very petite, semi-cute face, A cups. She's HE and over the cloths only kinda lady (like the all yang staff afaik). In fact she's so insistent on over the clothsbonly that when I went under her skirt, I find like 3 MORE LAYERS! She had all kinds of layers under there it was kinda frustrating to cop a feel and funny at the same time. She's a trooper though and has 100 different ways to stroke / massage the main vein and is patient.

I so Cerry on the way out who offer to service on a return trip. She's hot, young 30's, thicker than Alisa but in a good way (not chubby), prettier face, b cups. 60/60 is the damage I believe. No TS.

**TitFucker** · 02-04-20 05:24

Originally Posted by SeattleDad [View Original Post]

If you go look at DDS right now, is says CLOSED in a little red banner across the thumbnail photo, like the other places that are permanently closed.

On Sunday afternoon (2/2/2020) the signs in their window. One says "massage", the other "open" - were both illuminated.

**ExecutiveDen** · 02-04-20 03:35

Anyone been to Yang Massage on Lake City Way?

**KevinAnders1** · 02-04-20 01:23

Been a fellow monger for 10 years and just a little advice.

With the China Coronavirus at 20,629 infected and growing,2,790 in critical condition.

Might be a good idea to be cautious for at least 2-3 weeks from any AMP.

Just a piece of advise, be safe, and remember if you see a non-Asian in front desk or.

They want $ upfront for stuff.

Just walk away.

Better to be safe and healthy and.

Monger another day.