Massage Parlor Reports

[BlueberryScone]

I tried the infamous Maria, definitely not a looker but her enthusiasm and cock sucking skills makes up for what she lacks in looks. First time I tried her she walked in while I was still getting undressed and she helped me get naked; when pulling down my drawers she rubbed her face on my groin and I instantly got hooked. There's cleaner places in the area but getting bang for your buck this is the place to go to. If you want to spend less I recommend people try Cloud 9 up the street. Better cheaper massages but only will get a HJ at the end of the day.

Just recently I have visited both these establishments. Both offer FS, the former, uncovered. I will give a brief description of both.

Bristol:

Located in a mostly Hispanic shopping center next to a couple other " Massage" storefronts. The first thing you notice is that it is very clean. At first I thought I was in a "G" rated place. Most of the providers are friendly and on the young side and gave slightly above average full body massages, with of course extras. I opted for full service with one of the providers which cost me a Ben Franklin.

She was very attentive, sweet and even little bit of GFE. Unfortunately she was a bit too small, if you know what I mean.

After completion, I was cleaned up nicely and sent off with a nice big kiss.

CKB:

Located In a somewhat sketchy part of Westminster, I arrived sometime well after nightfall. I Parked in the back where a handful of tweekers, on presumably stolen bicycles, hung around nearby. (always a Good sign).

As you walk in you'll be reminded that the owner went to no and I mean no, expense in making the place have any pretense of cleanliness. This, being a cold night, the owner wanted me to also know they had no working heater as well. All the " sexy women" were clad in thick parkas!.

You'd think the place would have some isolation but it's been freezing the two times I've gone.

[NathanCross]

Lucky Pav.

.35 for an hour. Got Angela, Asian, probably Chinese, not a looker but decent bod for her age I would guess around mid to late 40's. After my lame 10 min massage she had me flip, didn't tell me prices but I gave her 1.2 for FS. The weird part is she didn't use any lube like other providers so it made her really tight and fun to plow. CBJ, CFS, FIV.

Bam Wood.

.35 for an hour. Didn't catch her name but got a Chinese girl on the heavier side but not obese and not a looker either, probably around mid 30's. Very relaxing massage probably one of the best I ever had in OC. No FS or BJ. HJ and FIV allowed. And holy shit this girl was soaking wet and radiating heat from her V, was very fun to FF. Didn't tell me prices but I gave her extra since it's the holidays.

[NathanCross]

Just recently I have visited both these establishments. Both offer FS, the former, uncovered. I will give a brief description of both.

Bristol:

Located in a mostly Hispanic shopping center next to a couple other " Massage" storefronts. The first thing you notice is that it is very clean. At first I thought I was in a "G" rated place. Most of the providers are friendly and on the young side and gave slightly above average full body massages, with of course extras. I opted for full service with one of the providers which cost me a Ben Franklin.

She was very attentive, sweet and even little bit of GFE. Unfortunately she was a bit too small, if you know what I mean.

After completion, I was cleaned up nicely and sent off with a nice big kiss.

CKB:

Located In a somewhat sketchy part of Westminster, I arrived sometime well after nightfall. I Parked in the back where a handful of tweekers, on presumably stolen bicycles, hung around nearby. (always a Good sign).

As you walk in you'll be reminded that the owner went to no and I mean no, expense in making the place have any pretense of cleanliness. This, being a cold night, the owner wanted me to also know they had no working heater as well. All the " sexy women" were clad in thick parkas!

I paid my 40 for the hour, shivering my arse off, waiting for KoKo the Eskimo to arrive back into my section of the the freezer. As I layed there, I imagined I was in a remote area of the Tibetan plateau. All it needed was a cock crowing off in the distance and a Yak snorting in the stall next door and you'd feel like you were there!

The massage was average as far as places like this goes. When we got down to the " reason" I came there for, the parka still remained. The BBBJ was pretty much routine and a bit strange; looking at a pair of lips poking out of a goose down hood. As I began to climax, I moved my left hand slightly down the table where I alarmingly detected a dried " starchy " patch of Terry cloth. Obviously somebody earlier in the day shot a little too far left and wasn't detected by the provider. Talk about a visceral reaction. (imagine an organism and the visual that Bart Simpson makes when he has to massage his aunt Patties feet" WHAT THE FUCK!

As you can Imagine I left there in a hurry. As soon as I got back home, I immersed myself into a hot bath mixture of chlorine, peroxide and borax!

Still waiting for the test results.

D. Baggens.

Bristol and Central. Is it the one located by the El Super? Or pm the name. Thanks

[FuckIt323]

Can you send info where Bristol is located? Thanks.

Just recently I have visited both these establishments. Both offer FS, the former, uncovered. I will give a brief description of both.

Bristol:

Located in a mostly Hispanic shopping center next to a couple other " Massage" storefronts. The first thing you notice is that it is very clean. At first I thought I was in a "G" rated place. Most of the providers are friendly and on the young side and gave slightly above average full body massages, with of course extras. I opted for full service with one of the providers which cost me a Ben Franklin.

She was very attentive, sweet and even little bit of GFE. Unfortunately she was a bit too small, if you know what I mean.

After completion, I was cleaned up nicely and sent off with a nice big kiss.

CKB:

Located In a somewhat sketchy part of Westminster, I arrived sometime well after nightfall. I Parked in the back where a handful of tweekers, on presumably stolen bicycles, hung around nearby. (always a Good sign).

As you walk in you'll be reminded that the owner went to no and I mean no, expense in making the place have any pretense of cleanliness. This, being a cold night, the owner wanted me to also know they had no working heater as well. All the " sexy women" were clad in thick parkas!

[LeatherNeck14]

Dang I really wanted to try out Maria at Cbk.

I think we should all try Maria or Lucy once from what she sounds like.

[JankyRed]

Just recently I have visited both these establishments. Both offer FS, the former, uncovered. I will give a brief description of both.

Bristol:

Located in a mostly Hispanic shopping center next to a couple other " Massage" storefronts. The first thing you notice is that it is very clean. At first I thought I was in a "G" rated place. Most of the providers are friendly and on the young side and gave slightly above average full body massages, with of course extras. I opted for full service with one of the providers which cost me a Ben Franklin.

She was very attentive, sweet and even little bit of GFE. Unfortunately she was a bit too small, if you know what I mean.

After completion, I was cleaned up nicely and sent off with a nice big kiss.

CKB:

Located In a somewhat sketchy part of Westminster, I arrived sometime well after nightfall. I Parked in the back where a handful of tweekers, on presumably stolen bicycles, hung around nearby. (always a Good sign)..

Dang I really wanted to try out Maria at Cbk.

[LeatherNeck14]

Just recently I have visited both these establishments. Both offer FS, the former, uncovered. I will give a brief description of both.

Bristol:

Located in a mostly Hispanic shopping center next to a couple other " Massage" storefronts. The first thing you notice is that it is very clean. At first I thought I was in a "G" rated place. Most of the providers are friendly and on the young side and gave slightly above average full body massages, with of course extras. I opted for full service with one of the providers which cost me a Ben Franklin.

She was very attentive, sweet and even little bit of GFE. Unfortunately she was a bit too small, if you know what I mean.

After completion, I was cleaned up nicely and sent off with a nice big kiss.

CKB:

Located In a somewhat sketchy part of Westminster, I arrived sometime well after nightfall. I Parked in the back where a handful of tweekers, on presumably stolen bicycles, hung around nearby. (always a Good sign).

As you walk in you'll be reminded that the owner went to no and I mean no, expense in making the place have any pretense of cleanliness. This, being a cold night, the owner wanted me to also know they had no working heater as well. All the " sexy women" were clad in thick parkas!.

So what type of girls at CKB all Asian? Sounds like we had the same one at the one on Bristol I got the GFE feel also with her yes she was small but nice little tight bod but if you are in to the classic Asian girl type with no additions she is your girl. She mentioned that a girl names parris works there on Fridays only and that she is the best looking of the crew.

[Dildo Baggens]

Just recently I have visited both these establishments. Both offer FS, the former, uncovered. I will give a brief description of both.

Bristol:

Located in a mostly Hispanic shopping center next to a couple other " Massage" storefronts. The first thing you notice is that it is very clean. At first I thought I was in a "G" rated place. Most of the providers are friendly and on the young side and gave slightly above average full body massages, with of course extras. I opted for full service with one of the providers which cost me a Ben Franklin.

She was very attentive, sweet and even little bit of GFE. Unfortunately she was a bit too small, if you know what I mean.

After completion, I was cleaned up nicely and sent off with a nice big kiss.

CKB:

Located In a somewhat sketchy part of Westminster, I arrived sometime well after nightfall. I Parked in the back where a handful of tweekers, on presumably stolen bicycles, hung around nearby. (always a Good sign).

As you walk in you'll be reminded that the owner went to no and I mean no, expense in making the place have any pretense of cleanliness. This, being a cold night, the owner wanted me to also know they had no working heater as well. All the " sexy women" were clad in thick parkas!

I paid my 40 for the hour, shivering my arse off, waiting for KoKo the Eskimo to arrive back into my section of the the freezer. As I layed there, I imagined I was in a remote area of the Tibetan plateau. All it needed was a cock crowing off in the distance and a Yak snorting in the stall next door and you'd feel like you were there!

The massage was average as far as places like this goes. When we got down to the " reason" I came there for, the parka still remained. The BBBJ was pretty much routine and a bit strange; looking at a pair of lips poking out of a goose down hood. As I began to climax, I moved my left hand slightly down the table where I alarmingly detected a dried " starchy " patch of Terry cloth. Obviously somebody earlier in the day shot a little too far left and wasn't detected by the provider. Talk about a visceral reaction. (imagine an organism and the visual that Bart Simpson makes when he has to massage his aunt Patties feet" WHAT THE FUCK!

As you can Imagine I left there in a hurry. As soon as I got back home, I immersed myself into a hot bath mixture of chlorine, peroxide and borax!

Still waiting for the test results.

D. Baggens.

[Mintzpo]

Tried the location in WM. Here is my take.

Walked up, wasn't impressed with the location. Kind of run down and dirty feeling. I'm super clean, so this was a negative for me. Once in, I met Maria / at least she said she was Maria. Very excited to see me, charged. 30 for door fee. I told her I wanted to see lineup, but was not accommodated. Out of the crack of my private room, I saw a girl named Highland. Older Asian like the rest, but she looked really sexy. Told Maria to bounce and that I wanted Highland instead. She sent her in. Def older, beat a bit, but her BBBJCIM skills were out of this world. I FOV / FIV the entire seascion. Felt good making her wet as she drained my cock. Really good technique, sloppy, ball washing and I spewed a nice load in her mouth for. 70. FYI, she wanted. 80 originally. I still probably overpaid based on other reports. Sorry guys, she was putting up a fuss for more. Not trying to set prices higher.

Overall, I would return. Girls aren't good looking enough, although I didn't come when Lucy was there, but I doubt she is any better than the lineup today.

On to the next one.

[JulianDors]

When you find out please share, I want to know too. As far as I know most of the massage places with standard HE are Asian. White and Latina chicks tend to do FS or Nuru.

Most definitely will do hopefully we can find something as it's not too big an ask. Just want to be able to enjoy a massage with good company.

[JankyRed]

Sup everyone,

Looking to get in the scene Found this forum and wanted to give Maria a try for my first time since I'm nearby. When's the best time to go? How much for FS? I'm into the whole thick / fat ass Mexican lady look. However does she do CBJCIM? I've seen everyone getting BBJ and doesn't seem appealing to me on account of disease. Maybe I shouldn't be worried about that but fuck it LOL can't help it. If why'all could help a new guy out it would be much appreciated. Tips, description of Maria and other girl at CKB (or anywhere else you'd like to recommend) would be amazing as I want to make my first time worth it LOL. Thanks why'all.

[Bonyuri]

For 140 + 40, you can get FS BB, all holes, plus massage and shower in private safe place nearby.

That place is unsafe to monger.

Can you share the safe location you are referring to? Thanks.

[Gilbert2562]

Which Ally are you talking about? There's Allie, the white girl from BCC, and there was Ally, the Asian girl from HS. I have seen an IG for Allie but not the other one.

I was referring to Ally from HS. Thanks.

[Mhsm2014]

Allie is now independent. You can find her on IG.

Which Ally are you talking about? There's Allie, the white girl from BCC, and there was Ally, the Asian girl from HS. I have seen an IG for Allie but not the other one.

[Kknm1]

Looking for legit / Decent massages with maybe at most a massaged full body happy ending. Not looking for prostitutes or FS or BJ or anything more than just hands on massages.

Is there such things that exist? Also Latina's / White preferably 20-35 but not older.

When you find out please share, I want to know too. As far as I know most of the massage places with standard HE are Asian. White and Latina chicks tend to do FS or Nuru.