Escort Reports

[Soft7]

Ever hear "I wouldn't do that shit if I were you"? Well this is that "shit". Fucked this pig today. Set up was easy. Got to her apartment at 91 and brown deer. Get to the door and tons of fun opens it and smiles with her meth mouth teeth. Shit. Well I wasn't getting any other responses and took a pill. Against my better judgement I go in. Now I'm still thinking of running but I need to get laid. WTF. We go up to her sty. On the shit stained carpet lies a mattress with blackish gray pillows that at one point in their life were probably white. She tells me to strip and the heifer did the same. Started with a CBJ that lasted all of 30-45 seconds. Yay. She asks if I want to watch her squirt. Sure. So she plays with her self with her pudding stomach flapping up hitting her saggy udders. I can take anymore. I got to get done before the bed bugs attack. I stick the manatee missionary, close my eyes and pound away trying to think of my happy place. It was like dicking a bowl of water. Finally blow a nut and the swamp donkey starts getting dressed. So do I. Get to the car an GermX my cock as I'm leaving. She's the chick in the pics but deserves an award for her photoshop prowess.

https://milwaukee.skipthegames.com/f...a/634483805212

LOL this is the effect of slim pickings. We all feel it.

[AltereEgo]

I met this one the other day in bayview. Nothing special in all categories. Not much on looks not much on personality or conversation. Seemed nice enough. Gets the job done without any complaints. Always looks kinda sad. Definitely not the worst I've seen. Would I repeat? Not sure. Wouldn't be against it. I just don't see a reason to pursue it. Oh and bring a towel. You'll need it.

[Eddies Pickle]

Had another member message me after my review awhile back. He had the same experience but for 40 - he stated it wasn't worth it due to the hassle of meeting her and her personality. From my own experience, I'd find it hard to justify 100 (she asked for 70) let alone repeating at either rate.

I was going to write a reply right after I saw he spent 100 but thought if he enjoyed himself great, my experience goes back 3-4 years, I have nothing to add on her being a dead fish, saw her at 60 then 50 both times CIP, I just wanted to get done so I pounded her like a paint shaker, I ignored her calls and text for weeks until she gave up, she's not for me no matter how low the rate is.

[JohnKat]

I think I am nearing my full retirement date but thinking of taking a ride with this one: https://milwaukee.skipthegames.com/f...o/000160824583 The only thing stopping me is that she tends to put a semi-specific location in her ads when she does incalls and that makes me uncomfortable. I will report back if I take the plunge.

A couple of guys saw her a long long time ago and offered negative opinions. I saw her recently and had a good time although she is not an enthusiastic kisser. There is no hotel on 4th and Wisconsin and that's not where she does incall. Go ahead and see her and please report back.

[GioX 68]

Ever hear "I wouldn't do that shit if I were you"? Well this is that "shit". Fucked this pig today. Set up was easy. Got to her apartment at 91 and brown deer. Get to the door and tons of fun opens it and smiles with her meth mouth teeth. Shit. Well I wasn't getting any other responses and took a pill. Against my better judgement I go in. Now I'm still thinking of running but I need to get laid. WTF. We go up to her sty. On the shit stained carpet lies a mattress with blackish gray pillows that at one point in their life were probably white. She tells me to strip and the heifer did the same. Started with a CBJ that lasted all of 30-45 seconds. Yay. She asks if I want to watch her squirt. Sure. So she plays with her self with her pudding stomach flapping up hitting her saggy udders. I can take anymore. I got to get done before the bed bugs attack. I stick the manatee missionary, close my eyes and pound away trying to think of my happy place. It was like dicking a bowl of water. Finally blow a nut and the swamp donkey starts getting dressed. So do I. Get to the car an GermX my cock as I'm leaving. She's the chick in the pics but deserves an award for her photoshop prowess.

https://milwaukee.skipthegames.com/f...a/634483805212

Ewwwwfff thanks for the hilariously gross review, I just asked about her a week ago because she looked like a fun ride, how do these freaks stay in business? Who is the guy that is enjoying to hit that?

[Gwildor]

https://milwaukee.skipthegames.com/f...s/302391407909

This is one of those reviews we have probably all written. I don't want to write it because I had such a great time I want to keep her all to myself, but I can't keep these ladies in business alone (no matter what some of the constant texters might think).

I am semi-retired from the game, but I still see Kendall when I can and like to try something new from time to time. I saw Amber's ad and I love gingers so much so I sent her an email and started up a conversation with her. She is definitely not for everyone because some crazy people don't like redheads but I think she's pretty cute, she has cute small tits and a bit of a belly. We met at a safe hotel near the airport.

She seemed a little nervous but was really in to it once we got started. She was a little more submissive than I am used to with the women I see so I was directing the action. Great BBBJ, daty was nice, and we went from mish to cowgirl to doggy. Not a clock watcher at all. Honestly, maybe my third favorite experience in Milwaukee ever after Kendall and Marie Maine. I do not ever ask for BBFS so the guys who normally message me after a review already have their answer.

I think I am nearing my full retirement date but thinking of taking a ride with this one: https://milwaukee.skipthegames.com/f...o/000160824583 The only thing stopping me is that she tends to put a semi-specific location in her ads when she does incalls and that makes me uncomfortable. I will report back if I take the plunge.

[Mr Fantastic]

Is this the tall girl who once lived near 34th and lincoln?

Yep. She has also gone by "Christina" and "Melissa", I believe.

[Wanttoknow67]

Thank you LoneRanger. You made me laugh. Wonderful story to be reading here on the couch. I am sure it was not so nice from your prospective. He He He.

Ever hear "I wouldn't do that shit if I were you"? Well this is that "shit". Fucked this pig today. Set up was easy. Got to her apartment at 91 and brown deer. Get to the door and tons of fun opens it and smiles with her meth mouth teeth. Shit. Well I wasn't getting any other responses and took a pill. Against my better judgement I go in. Now I'm still thinking of running but I need to get laid. WTF. We go up to her sty. On the shit stained carpet lies a mattress with blackish gray pillows that at one point in their life were probably white. She tells me to strip and the heifer did the same. Started with a CBJ that lasted all of 30-45 seconds. Yay. She asks if I want to watch her squirt. Sure. So she plays with her self with her pudding stomach flapping up hitting her saggy udders. I can take anymore. I got to get done before the bed bugs attack. I stick the manatee missionary, close my eyes and pound away trying to think of my happy place. It was like dicking a bowl of water. Finally blow a nut and the swamp donkey starts getting dressed. So do I. Get to the car an GermX my cock as I'm leaving. She's the chick in the pics but deserves an award for her photoshop prowess.

https://milwaukee.skipthegames.com/f...a/634483805212

[AltereEgo]

She has been reviewed quite a few times over the past few years. Her name changes from time to time, so searching is no good. Every review is almost the same. Hell I reviewed her a year or two ago. Good body, but, it is like you are banging a sex doll. She has absolutely no personality, which is probably why she has to do this, as opposed to being a CSR or similar profession.

Is this the tall girl who once lived near 34th and lincoln?

[TheCondor7]

I dreamed that I had Dasani over today. In a nutshell, it was nice but not outstanding. She has a nice body- slender / average, very clean, great hygiene. I think she is better looking than her pics suggest. Started with BBBJ and then I went down on her. She was a little hesitant at first because she is ticklish, but seemed to get into it more, seemed to get aroused. Went mish and blew on her tummy. Overall, she is pretty attractive, very tight, nice pink pussu and clit. BUT. She has this cold personality that doesn't enhance the experience, she's not at all affectionate, and when its over there's no small talk. Not saying she has a bad attitude at all, just not very personable. I like a little conversation and a couple of laughs, but that wasn't happening here. I do think I'd givether another try because she's clean, I think she's trustworthy as these things go, and my guess is she was stressed out over money. It cost a buck. Here's the link: http://milwaukee.skipthegames.com/fe...i/254293791637.

Have fun, be safe!

Had another member message me after my review awhile back. He had the same experience but for 40 - he stated it wasn't worth it due to the hassle of meeting her and her personality. From my own experience, I'd find it hard to justify 100 (she asked for 70) let alone repeating at either rate.

[BigMilwaukee]

She has been reviewed quite a few times over the past few years. Her name changes from time to time, so searching is no good. Every review is almost the same. Hell I reviewed her a year or two ago. Good body, but, it is like you are banging a sex doll. She has absolutely no personality, which is probably why she has to do this, as opposed to being a CSR or similar profession.

I dreamed that I had Dasani over today. In a nutshell, it was nice but not outstanding. She has a nice body- slender / average, very clean, great hygiene. I think she is better looking than her pics suggest. Started with BBBJ and then I went down on her. She was a little hesitant at first because she is ticklish, but seemed to get into it more, seemed to get aroused. Went mish and blew on her tummy. Overall, she is pretty attractive, very tight, nice pink pussu and clit. BUT. She has this cold personality that doesn't enhance the experience, she's not at all affectionate, and when its over there's no small talk. Not saying she has a bad attitude at all, just not very personable. I like a little conversation and a couple of laughs, but that wasn't happening here. I do think I'd givether another try because she's clean, I think she's trustworthy as these things go, and my guess is she was stressed out over money. It cost a buck. Here's the link: http://milwaukee.skipthegames.com/fe...i/254293791637.

Have fun, be safe!

[LoneRanger327]

Ever hear "I wouldn't do that shit if I were you"? Well this is that "shit". Fucked this pig today. Set up was easy. Got to her apartment at 91 and brown deer. Get to the door and tons of fun opens it and smiles with her meth mouth teeth. Shit. Well I wasn't getting any other responses and took a pill. Against my better judgement I go in. Now I'm still thinking of running but I need to get laid. WTF. We go up to her sty. On the shit stained carpet lies a mattress with blackish gray pillows that at one point in their life were probably white. She tells me to strip and the heifer did the same. Started with a CBJ that lasted all of 30-45 seconds. Yay. She asks if I want to watch her squirt. Sure. So she plays with her self with her pudding stomach flapping up hitting her saggy udders. I can take anymore. I got to get done before the bed bugs attack. I stick the manatee missionary, close my eyes and pound away trying to think of my happy place. It was like dicking a bowl of water. Finally blow a nut and the swamp donkey starts getting dressed. So do I. Get to the car an GermX my cock as I'm leaving. She's the chick in the pics but deserves an award for her photoshop prowess.

https://milwaukee.skipthegames.com/f...a/634483805212

[KissTheBoer]

https://milwaukee.skipthegames.com/f...n/832962900172

Thinking about seeing this provider, anyone have a review?

[Scarpent2000]

http://milwaukee.skipthegames.com/fe...l/210152823323

This ***** will dash with the cash on you. Don't even try it.

I had the same experience. Known her a while and always was cool. Then all of a sudden, ripped me off. I'm done with her.

[JohneDrama]

So I finally saw her after trying for some time. And I got to say WOW she is a great girl. Easily the best time I've had in this hobby. Really down to earth, I will be repeating.

I had a completely different experience with her. Too long of a story to post it all but she is typical psycho with a decent body and unattractive face imo. I didn't even hit it cause I wasn't in to her attitude so I got a average BBBJ no cim until she knows me better LOL like it's going to taste different when she knows you better.