Massage Parlor Reports

**Asphalt** · 10-28-19 10:02

The recent reviews by FD got me thinking I might like some of that and since I was in the area I dropped in hoping to see bad teeth / big teddies. Well no, that didn't work out. I ended up with a slim 40 ish? Lady who looked ok. Her name was Lisa and she is far stronger than she looks. It was really quite a good massage. UTC roaming up top but she didn't really approve of me trying the same down below. I didn't finish that day but I appreciate her trying because she kept at it for quite a while.

What really is getting to me about the place is that attitude. Recent reviews and my own experience indicate this place seems to run on an attentive, caring attitude, and that's always good.

**Schmatz** · 10-27-19 19:07

Hidy ho mongers.

Feeling that hunger from my dark passenger the last week or so, but with so many choices it's hard to pick a place. I called everyone's favorite indi thai, but our schedules weren't copacetic today. Crap. What to do, what to do. I've tried a few of th AMPs around but it's really hit and miss. Even the reports here in the forum vary greatly from each person to the next. So. I just closed my eyes and picked a place.

My finger landed on C&C in Reston. Called ahead, see you shortly. Arrived and greated by June. A mid-40's K woman with a cute, slim figure and pretty face. Her voice reminded me of Phoebe's in the episode of FRIENDS where she has a cold. She took me to a room, I paid. 8 to the house, undressed and off to the TS. The TS was. Thorough. Very. Thorough. Backnto the room, face down on the table and got one of the best massages I've had in ages. 35 minutes of awesomeness had me moaning and groaning in vocal appreciation. She even got up and walked around on my glutes, which I typically don't like, but her feet were just as amazing as her hands. A hot, wet wipe down and then.

She started doing this light fingertip stroking slowly around my back, and butt, and legs. Then I feel her kissing up and down my spine. Dudes. I can't even begin to express what this was doing to my head. Holy cow. After about 5 minutes of this, the flip, then she continues on my chest and stomach. I'm hard as an iron rod at the point. My hands are roaming as much as hers are. She stands up straight. Looks me in the eyes. Says something in Korean. Rips off her clothes. Climbs on top of me in 69. Proceeds to BBBJ and presents her why for that. She's soaked. I'm solid. We eat each other like it's a holiday feast and I swear we both unloaded at the same time.

She collects herself, turns around, collapses on top of me and we both start giggling like teenagers. She cleans us both offband finishes another 10 minutes of head massage. We had not negotiated a tip at all. I was really at a loss and I might get some flack here but I tipped her a Benji for the experience. She seemed more than happy with that, given she jumped into my arms and said Ok we go! LOL.

Will return. Definitely.

**Asphalt** · 10-27-19 08:36

After a few private messages and reading some of the threads I think some might be helped with this map technique. In google maps type the name of the place, for instance Concept Spa. Since my map was already in NOVA it popped up immediately. That's one reason I type the full name of the spa in my posts. Hit the red marker and some info will rise from the bottom of the page. Hit the info and it will expand.

Another one, just center the map on an area you'd like to explore and type "massage. " It's possible not all of them will pop up so just hit the search button again. That's how I found Concept in the first place.

**LightTouch11** · 10-26-19 21:55

Originally Posted by RedBird3 [View Original Post]

I called and made apt for lucy when I arrived a lady told me she was lucy. When she came in the room she asked what I wonted I told her every thing she asked 160 for every thing and CBJ was 120 no BBBJ allowed I agreed on CBJ more than I normal give. After a little while she quite CBJ and started HJ. Did not allow touching any where. Ask her how old she was she told me old enough to work. So for a total of 200 I got a hand job and bad attitude she was more like 40 than 27 most likely was not lucy. Age is not a big deal to me service is. As always YMMV.

I had a similar disappointing experience. The prices are sky high. To be clear the $160 for "everything" is on top of the $80 door fee. I ended up with a massage + HJ (fully clothed for $80 + $60. And total time from walking to leaving was only 40 minutes. Poor value all around.

**Frank Digitola** · 10-26-19 18:39

I had every intention of laying low this weekend and not going out for a massage. However with a work meeting placing me in the Skyline area yesterday, I decide it's as good a day as any to return to Sunny Massage and play with Teeth Situations teddies. Since I very well couldn't call up and ask for "Teeth Situation" or "Thin girl with the bad teeth and big teddies" I go with walk-in. When I get there Teeth Situation isn't there and there are two early 50's unattractive ladies there covering the place. I decide to ask if Linda was there. She is not and I use that as an excuse to leave. My to do list is sparse at the moment and consists only of the big teddies Korean MILF at Pine in Hoodbridge. I wasn't driving that far and wanted to keep things simple. So off to 8303 I went.

I haven't been to 8303 since my "prom date experience" in the words of Buckshot Brah. http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...340&viewfull=1#post4385340.

I knew for a certainty that I'd at least have better options there than what was at Sunny. An appointment wasn't made. I just popped up. I drew a chick that goes by the name Janey and said she's been at 8303 for two weeks. She is a cute, 40 something Chinese chick with a cute smile and average petite frame with a little pudge. Teddies look to be a smidge plump. She was wearing glasses which raised her cuteness level.

When it comes to the massages themselves, I rank chicks into three categories. There are The Cantons. These are HOF performance providers. Their massages are undeniably fantastic. There are The Normies. These chicks are just average. And then we have The Brookstones. With these chicks you'd get a better body rub from a massage chair. When my massage started, Janey was a Brookstone. My massage was big boring and the pressure was too light. She says "your back is really tight. " I reply "you're very beautiful and you're making me nervous. " She laughs, smacks my butt and starts to massage harder.

Over the next few minutes she gradually started to move into upper level Normie status. I don't know if it's a style choice and she starts boring and intensifies over the hour or I loosened her up. If we had a strength preference discussion the boring start could have potentially been avoided. She started the datass play and the cupping portion of the session and that was really good. She lingers there for a bit with no complaints from me. It's then hot towel, tickle tease and I'm flipped.

On the flip Janey begins to caress me all over. Then the Sotheby's portion begins. She asked how much I tipped last time. I tell her I can't remember and offer her 4. She says "give me a benji and I'll take everything off and make you really happy. " I say with a smile "how about you take off half the clothes, make me kinda happy and I'll give you half of what you asked for?" She laughs and starts to take off her top and bra.

Once she took off the shirt I could immediately tell that the bra was the real hero of this Tall Teddy Tale. Teds were looking prepubescent. However when she popped them out, out popped the biggest nipples I've seen. They weren't the long kind. Her nipples were like the size of a wad of bubblegum. Her nipples are twice the size of Tara's if you've seen Tara's teddies. I go to town on them and it was a great time.

She goes to town too and starts to give me a jackhammer quick tugger, yet not with the jackhammer strength. I ask her to slow down and it got really magical, really quick. Her slow style is wonderful. She lapses into the fast pace a couple of times but took directions well. When she realized that the pop wasn't going to come easy she started a maneuver where she put one hand around the base and slowly stroked while simultaneously overhand corkscrewing upper shaft and tip. While it wasn't instantaneous I let off with the fury of a horse kick, covering her bubblegum wad nipple clad mosquito bites. House 6 tipped 5.

While my time with her was nice, there is a big piece of me that wants to find a new Teddies HOF inductee. I was hoping to have the HOF at a top ten by now, but alas, it is not. Maybe I'll add someone next Friday.

Frankie.

**RedBird3** · 10-26-19 01:02

Originally Posted by Shbghy25 [View Original Post]

They said this place had been open for a month now. The place was clean and tidy, as if to prove new. It was my first visit too. I paid mms. 6 and I was put into a room. While I was waiting.

I felt pretty normal. It wasn't the first time for me. And I guess it's from the experiences because I've been around many MPs lately including AMPs. I was pretty nervous when I first went there. My heart was pounding while I was waiting for the girl, I remember but not anymore.

Anyway this girl said she was Lucy and said she was 27, which I don't really care about.

She was a Korean girl with brownish long hair and looked about 5'2. Kind of cute face. When she came in She kept on smiling and talk to me as if she knew me before. I thought she was very friendly. And when she say something she kept on putting the word, Ja-Gi-Ya in front or the back. She kept on saying JaGiYa this and JaGiYa that. I asked her what JaGiYa means and she said she Uses that term when she calls her boyfriend. From that moment I felt good every time she called me that. From the beginning to the end she had served me as if she were my real girlfriend. Kissing, licking, BBBJ incl FS session went smooth and quick. She cleaned me up and gave a little massage on my neck and pounded my shoulder. She had me feel good in many ways. I was thinking I wish I had a girlfriend like Lucy on the way out.

I called and made apt for lucy when I arrived a lady told me she was lucy. When she came in the room she asked what I wonted I told her every thing she asked 160 for every thing and CBJ was 120 no BBBJ allowed I agreed on CBJ more than I normal give. After a little while she quite CBJ and started HJ. Did not allow touching any where. Ask her how old she was she told me old enough to work. So for a total of 200 I got a hand job and bad attitude she was more like 40 than 27 most likely was not lucy. Age is not a big deal to me service is. As always YMMV.

**PilotAviator** · 10-25-19 21:30

Visited Top Therapy in FC early this week. It was home to my ATF at one time (she has since retired and moved away). The management continues to maintain an excellent facility with very clean everything and large TS space.

Standard (but not inspiring) Northern Virginia massage experience from a typical member of staff.

Not recommending or condemning (as I said, not inspiring and there was a tip issue that I resolved).

It is not likely I will return anytime soon as I am rarely in the vicinity. FWIW, FHOH is in the same vicinity and recent reports for it have been quite positive (albeit I have no first hand knowledge of FHOH).

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

**SexAddict96** · 10-25-19 19:58

I hate it when I go to a provider and when the negotiations starts, they state it is 0. 20 to take top off, 0. 20 for bottom, 0. 2 for BJ and etc. Like they are nickel and diming the whole process (Prices are just examples to get point accross). I doubt it would work but if they start doing that, I was thinking of countering by laying down $$ or $$. 2 and say this is your tip. However, every time you say no, I take 0. 20 away. Then start with the least likely request to be accepted. Something like: Request 1) Let's do anal. Answer "no", take away 0. 2. Request 2) I want you to swallow. Answer "no", take away 0. 2, now the tip is $. 60 to $. 80. Request 3) I want BBBJCIM or FS or whatever is your thing. May or may not work but it is all a game after all.

On another note, at an AMP when the negotiations start, when the masseuse asks how much did you bring? How do you negotiate? Say you are trying to get BBBJ and you know what the price is approximately. You can say that price but she might say ok but eventually does not follow through with the request. I guess it is all a game.

**Asphalt** · 10-25-19 15:24

Went to see Hannah again at Concept Spa. The relationship gets better with time. She's slender, about 40 years, skilled at massage. You can get a legit session, standard NOVA, a bit more with time. She doesn't upsell so you have to ask, but that just makes it relaxing for me. I'm a regular with her. Be nice because she's nice too.

**OldBoomer** · 10-25-19 09:52

To back up JmSuttr, I agree this is a good legit place. Like most legit places, Yang's does not have a table shower. The do offer a table scrub. I took the scrub option and would say it was quite good and enjoyable. Good overall legit rub experience.

Originally Posted by JmSuttr [View Original Post]

Not sure what you witnessed, or what the squad cars were there for, but I doubt they were investigating any extra-curricular activity at Yang's. Inside the spa they have a sizable area with chairs for foot massage, thin partitions that don't go all the way to the ceiling, both male and female therapists, and a LOT of female clients (especially on the weekend). All of those things, plus my own personal experiences, are hallmarks of legit spas.

Just wanted to post this to make sure no one gets the wrong idea about Yang's. It's usually not a good thing when some monger goes into a legit spa and expects (or demands) extras.

**TheOuroboros** · 10-24-19 20:46

After 2 strikeouts with Jennifer I decided to man up and return to spirit wellness. I've been doing too much playing around and wanted to hark back to my roots with a solid massage and a simple handshake. Nothing fancy. My plan was to return at night and demand service be damned. I was done treading water and playing safe.

I drew YuYu a new young plump Chinese girl between 25-35 and the session started out with strong massage like I asked. She did some back walking. Move to arms and legs light stretching and flip for some face massage. On the flip I was determined to not let the session end after getting the face massage like it had in my last two visits. So I conjured up my most vile sorcery into my nether regions and summoned the most massive pillar of an erection. She saw the beast peaking from the sheets and made the biggest "OMG" face at the Goliath staring her down. Like the most skillful of snake charmers I got into a rhythm and watched her reactions carefully. Fixated on the behemoth she could not take her eyes off it for the remainder of the massage. That's right YuYu, look at it! LOOK AT IT! Feast upon its glory and give me that G-damn NOVA.

My spell worked with a simple hand gesture she began to scale Everest and gave me a nice slow methodical handshake. I tried to lift up her shirt, since being on the larger end of the Asian scale she's most likely sporting some massive teddies. Frankie must be rubbing off on me that deviant little miscreant. Sadly, my hands were smacked away every time but that's okay I live for the challenge. I busted soon after but now that I've struck gold I will be back to play with dem teddies. Mark my words YuYu.

**Shbghy25** · 10-24-19 15:26

They said this place had been open for a month now. The place was clean and tidy, as if to prove new. It was my first visit too. I paid mms. 6 and I was put into a room. While I was waiting.

I felt pretty normal. It wasn't the first time for me. And I guess it's from the experiences because I've been around many MPs lately including AMPs. I was pretty nervous when I first went there. My heart was pounding while I was waiting for the girl, I remember but not anymore.

Anyway this girl said she was Lucy and said she was 27, which I don't really care about.

She was a Korean girl with brownish long hair and looked about 5'2. Kind of cute face. When she came in She kept on smiling and talk to me as if she knew me before. I thought she was very friendly. And when she say something she kept on putting the word, Ja-Gi-Ya in front or the back. She kept on saying JaGiYa this and JaGiYa that. I asked her what JaGiYa means and she said she Uses that term when she calls her boyfriend. From that moment I felt good every time she called me that. From the beginning to the end she had served me as if she were my real girlfriend. Kissing, licking, BBBJ incl FS session went smooth and quick. She cleaned me up and gave a little massage on my neck and pounded my shoulder. She had me feel good in many ways. I was thinking I wish I had a girlfriend like Lucy on the way out.

**Mdubya** · 10-24-19 15:01

Originally Posted by Creeping [View Original Post]

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I decided to try Cindy out for the prostate BBBJCIM, once I walked in I was like "oh"! She is not attractive at all but I said fuggit Nantucket and went with it because I wanted to get that sensation I read about but have never gotten. As previously mentioned she's in a low end hotel so she performs the massage on the bed. The massage wasn't bad but she doused me lotion or something, I let her massage me for 10 min and I was done with that so I rolled over. She puts a non-latex glove, lubes up really well, and slowly starts the prostate massage while simultaneously giving me a BBBJ. Her BBBJ felt amazing but the prostate was awkward and made me go limp a couple of times. She had to suck me hard again, after 40 min I threw in the towel and even though I wasn't down for it I hit it missionary, busted, she cleaned me up and I was out! Once was enough for me, I won't see her again. YMMV.

Oh and her $. 4 only covers massage. She asked for a total of $. 8 for the BBBJCIM and prostate. I only brought $. 4 so that's what I left her with. Creepin.

Went to see Cindy against my better judgment. She was as described taller for a Chinese girl, I would say 5'7". Maybe late thirties early forties. Speaks English very well. Text friendly. She quoted me $. 4 for an hour. She asked me what kind of massage I wanted and I said the good kind. She voice verified when I was there. She has a bit of a belly and maybe at best b cup tits. She was not a beauty queen. She was very average. But I'm not big on looks. I more impressed by skills. I've had bad bitches who sucked at their job literally. I shower and get ready for a prostate massage. I showered when I got there. She assisted with the shower and scrubbed my whole body with a scrubber even my asshole. Dried off and laid face down on the bed. She gave me a body to body while I was face down with baby lotion. Average massage skills like one your old lady could give you. She did this for about 20 minutes until someone tried to come in the room. The door was unlocked but latched so whoever it was didn't get in. Scared me a little. Spooked her out too. So this caused my massage to get cut short. She got the gloves and the lube and proceeded with a BBBJ with prostate. The bbj was awesome but the finger up my ass was not cool. I didn't enjoy it. I told her to stop and just ride my cock bb. She laughed and got me a cover. Did Mish, cg and doggy where I finished. Whole experience was about an hour. She had some good pussy! Took another shower. So if you're looking for a spinner, bb, looker or cmt then skip past this one. She was nice, cracked a few jokes and had some decent pussy. The upgrade was 40 more. A little pricy. Total $. 80. I've paid this at AMPs with the promise of everything and walked away with a scummy mouth and a HJ. But the massages are better. This was in manassas. *Oh she looks nothing like the picture and has short hair.

**Sswede** · 10-24-19 08:53

Originally Posted by CoolWays [View Original Post]

Can anyone point me in the right direction for a decent massage with a few extras FS is not necessary but I want to experience a good time too, I have looked at AMPs, the Asian hotel travelers and even a few of the regulars mentioned on here, after a while it's info overload and everything seem to just run together.

If anyone is willing to share some hidden or known gems without bankrupt a guy or have to listen to constant upsell after agreed please pass me some good places. I prefer younger 30's and below, nice looking, takes a little pride in how dress and they carry themselves, clean and safe.

As always thank you.

KK in Merrfield and Tara in Annandale. I know both and can highly recomend them. Also Nikki in Fairfax for sure for a really good massage though extras are limited.

**CoolWays** · 10-23-19 21:11

Can anyone point me in the right direction for a decent massage with a few extras FS is not necessary but I want to experience a good time too, I have looked at AMPs, the Asian hotel travelers and even a few of the regulars mentioned on here, after a while it's info overload and everything seem to just run together.

If anyone is willing to share some hidden or known gems without bankrupt a guy or have to listen to constant upsell after agreed please pass me some good places. I prefer younger 30's and below, nice looking, takes a little pride in how dress and they carry themselves, clean and safe.

As always thank you.