Massage Parlor Reports

**WonderMonger** · 10-22-19 14:41

Good day fellow mongers, had a session with April in fairlake today and it was good enough to share with the community here. Photos not accurate but overall quite pleasant with an endowed top of D's. Massage was legit, 7/10 with very strong medium pressure. She was able to get a lot of knots out of my back that I have had from a previous gym session. Light teasing throughout and very good at getting you to anticipate the flip. Flip was standard but she seemed to authentically enjoy the mutual touching. Feel free to pm for more details brahs!

**Freddy35** · 10-22-19 14:16

I stopped by Garden today hoping to finally see Joanna. I called before coming in and but forgot to ask who was available. I drew Mary. I asked if Joanna was in but she was not. I opted for 1 hour at 70 and she gave me a decent firm massage with some stretching. The chemistry wasn't there so I opted for just massage even though Mary offered NOVA. She was a sweet lady, a little thick for my taste. Tipped 20, got my water bottle and left.

**Nova907** · 10-22-19 13:56

So this ad says they offer Nuru or some 4 hands.

Any one have any recommendations on the best location? (They give 5 or so different options).

https://cityxguide.com/escorts/virgi...ondom-13880460

**Chorya87** · 10-22-19 11:31

Does anyone know a good AMP that will take a spa finder gift certificate? I know it's a shot in the dark but just checking if anyone knows.

**TheOuroboros** · 10-22-19 09:29

Originally Posted by MiRoad [View Original Post]

The police and the press both have come to conflate human trafficking with prostitution.

It used to be that all squares are rectangles but not all rectangles are squares. Now everything is rectangle. A simple bank robbery can be labeled as an act of terrorism and such. JmS is right tho the best way to play safe is to use valid independents.

**DCKing** · 10-22-19 08:13

Newbie here, really enjoying this board and the wealth of info! 3 Quick questions.

1) Anybody if Lilly is going to come back to Reston Welness.

2) Planning to visit FHOH, should I make an appt? I assume Sandra and Leah are best?

3) I hear a lot of KK, can someone share a link please.

Thanks!

**Frank Digitola** · 10-22-19 01:33

I decided to make a trip to Sunny Massage in hopes of seeing Linda. I call, make an appointment and arrive at the time I scheduled. When I open the door I am greeted by a 30 something, 5'7", slender, Chinese girl. She is just okay looking. I would give her "kinda cute" status if not for her teeth situation. Teeth Situation greets me and then walks behind the reception desk. She has on yoga pants that look like they've been painted on. She has nice hips but if you threw a McDonalds hotcake in between your box spring and mattress, let two apes mate on your bed for 45 minutes, then removed said hotcake, you still wouldn't have a surface as flat as her ass. She also has on a hoodie that's about a 9 X. She tells me she thought I said "Lisa" on the phone and that Linda isn't there. She leads me to the room and tells me the other lady will give me a great massage.

The masseuse walks in just before I pull my boxers off. My back is to her. When she walks in she exclaimed "oh! Strong back! I'm going to have to walk on that. No hands. " You're not Linda lady, but I appreciate you mirin. This lady is just a generic, 50 something AMP masseuse. Nothing remarkable to report aesthetically. However, she gave me one of the most wonderful back walks I've ever had.

Her style was interesting. I've never had someone perform the back walk like she did. She spent the bulk of the time rolling in a circular motion on the balls of her feet. She then performed a move where she got on her tip toes and rolled her toes in to the knuckle. That shit felt fabulous brahs. Absolutely fabulous. The tempo of this back walk was very slow and tender. The pressure however was deep tissue and splendid. She climbs down and is visibly gassed. She grabs some oil and then hits my back with her hands for a bit. She then leaves to fetch a bucket, as they give you a brief bucket bath at Sunny for cleanup. This is the hot towel moment. I glance at the clock and realize I've only been there for about 30 minutes. I'm wiped down and flipped.

As the lady starts the tease on the front, I notice that there's between 25-30 minutes left in my session. I wonder if she's attempting to finesse me out of my hour. Then I noticed that she is totally spent. She is really visibly fatigued. She started the Hugh Jackman as the tease of the front successfully got me up and ready to rock. It was nice and slow for the first few strokes but she started to pick up the pace quickly. I told her to chill and to go slow and she obliged. She pulled out her B cup teddies and stuck them in my mouth. She corkscrews me slowly but eventually ups the pace again. She slows back down when asked. This cadence yo-yo goes on for the remainder of my session and with a few minutes left I tell her that nothing is going to happen and that I was relaxed enough to call it quits.

As she cleaned me up she noticed that I am still full mast. She goes back to get more oil and says "I'm going to try a little more. " and rubs slowly for a few more minutes. Props to her for customer service, but nothing. She says "you no pop?" I say "it's not you. I'm a machine. " She asks "what's the longest you (does humping gesture)" in an effort to kill any potential awkwardness I say "last time was about 14 hours". She looks at me like "Wait, Wut?" and then we both burst into laughter. I tipped her 4 Lin Manuel Miranda's and get dressed.

On my way out Lisa is standing there with a bottle of water for me and Teeth Situation is behind the reception desk. The hoodie that looked big enough to wrap around my car has been removed. Teeth Situation was hiding some big ole teddies in that giant hoodie. I give Lisa a hug and tell her "Thank you and nice to meet you" in Mandarin. Teeth Situation exclaims "Ooooh! I want one too!" and runs from behind the desk giggling and jiggling to my arms. She held me for a moment. Dem teddies felt pretty nice squished onto my chest. In this moment I wanted to ask where this exuberance was an hour and fifteen minutes prior and ask if I could see her on my next visit. I however decided to keep that bottled up. It's bad enough I didn't pop. I wanted to dignify this older lady by not asking for a plan B on my next trip right in front of her. Instead I gave her another hug, kissed her on the forehead and bid her farewell. That being said, I am going to try to get back there and play with Teeth Situations teds.

Frankie.

**Frank Digitola** · 10-22-19 01:31

Originally Posted by DC002 [View Original Post]

I hear mixed (differing) reviews. Good massage, but how are her looks, sexiness and attitude? Turn on?

Thanks.

DC.

Good massage. No. It's a fantastic massage. She's in my top 3. 1) Lucy 2) Vandara 3) Kiko. KK is 4 for comparison.

Looks. There's no thermonuclear glow to be seen here. She's a cute, 5'6" medium build, 50 something year old Thai lady. The times I've seen her she's had on little if any makeup and a t-shirt and shorts. Going to see her, don't think you're going to meet someone spruced up with makeup and lingerie or a short dress. Your going to meet a lady who looks like she's just returning from a Target run. Her teddies though are really great.

Sexiness and Attitude. Not sure if this is a YMMV situation but in the 6 times or so I've seen Vandara she's been great. She knows I like her teddies and not only does she take them out, but she licks them pinches them and feeds them to me, all while begging for the pop. I have a blast with her.

Frankie.

**Tom McAn** · 10-22-19 00:19

After some time on the sidelines I decided to venture out again. This time I sought out a massage-themed session without emphasis on FS. I first texted Candy but she never responded. Then I tried Sophie even though she hadn't responded on a previous occasion. She responded promptly and we were able to set up an appointment for some time later. Her incall is located in the Fair Lakes area west of Fair Oaks Mall. After I arrived Sophie texted me the correct building number. The stairs leading to Sophie's apartment are quite steep; mongers with mobility issues may want to consider another alternative. She opened the door to her apartment and let me in. Once inside Sophie asked me to remove my shoes, after which I went to the bedroom she uses as a studio. Sophie's photos appear accurate, which is rare among Asian providers working in this area.

Sophie performed a decent massage. It wasn't deep tissue but it still wasn't bad. Following the flip she offered to remove her top for $40. I thought that would be included in the standard donation, but I agreed. It's a good thing she didn't ask for more; I didn't bring much extra cash with me. She then spread oil on her tits and rubbed my member on and between them until I finished. After cleaning herself up, Sophie invited me to take a shower, which I accepted. The shower was unassisted but she helped me dry off afterward. She gave me a bottle of water as I dressed and then introduced me to her current roommate, Pinky, formerly of Luna's crew. Maybe that's where Sophie got the idea to charge for removing her top; Luna's crew is notorious for extracting as much money out of mongers as they can and then some. Sophie hugged me goodbye after I put on my shoes and I left. Total damage was $. 6 and I got the full hour.

Will I repeat? It's hard to say. Sophie's English is very limited and that made communication difficult. I'm also hoping Pinky doesn't give her more ideas for adding extra charges. I think I might try one of the other local providers the next time I do this.

Here is a link to her ad:

https://nova.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/fairfax-va-usa/9145720.html

**MiRoad** · 10-22-19 00:15

Originally Posted by Mdterpfan8152 [View Original Post]

Apparently human trafficking is OK if it gets you a cheap pedicure. If they are there illegally being force into servitude, what is the difference what service is provided?

The police and the press both have come to conflate human trafficking with prostitution.

**DC002** · 10-21-19 23:52

Originally Posted by Coaster42 [View Original Post]

Curiosity got the better of me after reading about the FHOH masseuses. Vandara's ads read she's in her 40's but early / mid 50's would be my guess. She started with a great non-oil massage followed by a similar one using oil. As discussed in several previous reviews her greatest assets are, well, great and put to good use for the ending. Total $. 8. For those who travel across a certain bridge to get to VA her location is easy to get to.

I hear mixed (differing) reviews. Good massage, but how are her looks, sexiness and attitude? Turn on?

Thanks.

DC.

**Mdterpfan8152** · 10-20-19 15:21

Originally Posted by FrankDigitola [View Original Post]

I'm going to have to check this place out. You had me at "large Korean breasts".

BTW. After googling the spa name I saw this.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.fox...nail-salon.amp

That shit really rustled my jimmies. Mind your business *****.

Frankie.

Apparently human trafficking is OK if it gets you a cheap pedicure. If they are there illegally being force into servitude, what is the difference what service is provided?

**Coaster42** · 10-20-19 12:11

Curiosity got the better of me after reading about the FHOH masseuses. Vandara's ads read she's in her 40's but early / mid 50's would be my guess. She started with a great non-oil massage followed by a similar one using oil. As discussed in several previous reviews her greatest assets are, well, great and put to good use for the ending. Total $. 8. For those who travel across a certain bridge to get to VA her location is easy to get to.

**Frank Digitola** · 10-20-19 01:04

Originally Posted by NyHornet [View Original Post]

Frankie, your inbox is full. Tokyo Spa in WB, is actually called Pine Spa.

I'm going to have to check this place out. You had me at "large Korean breasts".

BTW. After googling the spa name I saw this.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.fox...nail-salon.amp

That shit really rustled my jimmies. Mind your business *****.

Frankie.

**NyHornet** · 10-19-19 22:28

Originally Posted by FrankDigitola [View Original Post]

Here are some options for you. Two thick, two not.

- Joanna at Garden in Burke gives a great massage plus she's attractive, 40 something and has a nice petite frame with nice legs and a bubble booty. She says she runs every day before opening the AMP and it shows.

- Chris at Seven in PG County has a nice body and a plump ass. She's down to smash too.

- Nikki in Fairfax is not only thick with huge natty teddies, but she also has a phat ass. If you Google Ryan Smiles gif that's the kind of ass Nikki is working with.

- KK is one of the best masseuses in the area and she's thick with thick, pretty legs and a phat ass.

As a bonus there's also Leah at FHOH. If you've ever been curious about feeling a phat as hell, Instagram, Brazilian butt lift ass you can give her a try. Bring a rubber and you can clap her phat ass cheeks too.

Let us know how it goes brah.

Frankie.

Frankie, your inbox is full. Tokyo Spa in WB, is actually called Pine Spa.