Massage Parlor Reports

**Tipisil** · 10-09-19 22:50

Originally Posted by NumberCruncher [View Original Post]

Sorry Two Minute Man, but I have to call bullshit. I'm probably going to sound like my dad, but nothing in life is free, especially unlimited rimming, anal, etc. Let alone with beautiful women, along with a free place to crash all night in San Clemente. Why would your buddy allow this in his house and pay for it? I'm not calling you a liar, but seriously. And are they really twins? I have to confess that I don't read your posts word for word because they are so long. I appreciate your contributions to the forum (the non-sukebe ones). I will love to see any legit contributions from a known poster on here about their "experience" with the "Sukebe twins. " TGBTT is a common abbreviation on here. Please prove me wrong.

If I'm chosen and try it out. I'll give my honest review of the experience. Maybe I'm just trusting. But I don't see a reason why someone would make all this up. If he is describing his buddy corrextly, I can see how he would do it just so others know the level of expertise he is experiencing.

**Number Cruncher** · 10-09-19 21:46

Sorry Two Minute Man, but I have to call bullshit. I'm probably going to sound like my dad, but nothing in life is free, especially unlimited rimming, anal, etc. Let alone with beautiful women, along with a free place to crash all night in San Clemente. Why would your buddy allow this in his house and pay for it? I'm not calling you a liar, but seriously. And are they really twins? I have to confess that I don't read your posts word for word because they are so long. I appreciate your contributions to the forum (the non-sukebe ones). I will love to see any legit contributions from a known poster on here about their "experience" with the "Sukebe twins. " TGBTT is a common abbreviation on here. Please prove me wrong.

**Mb3333** · 10-09-19 16:39

So tried the shave at https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/exoticinoc great service located in a spa like facility in LF, Val is a little older and robust than she leads on however the location is super convenient and she's an expert at cock and ball grooming for sure with a topless release at the end. 1. 0 all in for the service and release.

**MikeSilero00** · 10-09-19 11:28

Originally Posted by BoyWonder69 [View Original Post]

First time reporting here. I went a couple weeks ago to gtds because I caught Julia's post on IG and was able to see her on the same day. Making the appt was ez.

What's her ig?

**MacNCheese** · 10-09-19 11:16

Originally Posted by PaperTiger24 [View Original Post]

PM sent hope I qualify man.

While you're waiting, I've got a time share you'd be CRAZY not to buy.

**Two Minute Man** · 10-09-19 08:32

Originally Posted by NTK619 [View Original Post]

I, SO, believe you!

Thanks man, I appreciate the vote of confidence. Also, thank you all for the overwhelming response to volunteer an impartial review of the Sukebe twins. I didn't see that coming (sarcasm). My buddy is in Japan for the Formula 1 race (and the Kyoto soapland scene) but when he gets back we will randomly select two mongers from the many that meet the minimum requirements. Will keep you all posted.

**BabyWipes** · 10-09-19 02:22

Had an interesting experience at Honey. Not going to name the girl because she had a great attitude and performed well. Of course the photo was a fake. Okay face, but body was awful once the clothes came off. This girl might be a 4 on a good day, and I've seen 8's and 9's here. It's hard to not feel like I got straight up scammed by this place. Anyway, once I got past that, the experience was not bad. Very sensual, and she aimed to please. Like I said, girl is a sweetheart and deserves to be treated well. Wish I could repeat with her, but don't think it's going to happen with all the talent at this place.

I'm looking to try out a lot of the ladies here, so if anyone has experience and wants to exchange info, feel free to PM me.

**Muteki03** · 10-09-19 01:41

Dropped in this morning. It's in a medical plaza off El Toro. Cute asian girl in dress at desk, $45 for 30 min. 1st time there, didn't ask for anyone specific, got Kate Indian girl in 20's 8/10 body small but not quite spinner. Offered Nuru for $120, counted with $100 and she took. Disrobed down to thong. Gave light normal massage 1st few minutes then did b2 b slide. It was nice. But not super sensual, on flip she did a little more teasing then straight to work. Asked her to take thong off, she complied. FOV ok but no FIV. Popped paid and left asked girl at desk if they had other girls, and told me they have white and latina just have to ask next time. Mentioned "Jolee" that I vaguley remember doing FS in the area a few years ago. My be more on menu here.

**DunKirk666** · 10-08-19 23:03

Originally Posted by BoyWonder69 [View Original Post]

First time reporting here. I went a couple weeks ago to gtds because I caught Julia's post on IG and was able to see her on the same day. Making the appt was ez.

Her ad claimed nuru but used massage oils instead of the actual gel. Had a great conversation with her throughout the massage and she does have decent technique. It was moderate pressure and next time I will ask for her to try to hurt me.

$ . 80 for hr not FS though. In my book her appearance is 8 and body is 10 and that was worth the price.

Will repeat. She's that beautiful.

I don't think any of the nuru providers in the OC offer real Japanese style nuru gel. It's either coconut oil or standard massage oil.

**ToTheLoser** · 10-08-19 21:56

Jazzy.

Hispanic, young 20's, slim body type.

Jazzy is a girl that is very good looking and has the top-notch appearance if you into Hispanics, and regardless if you're not, she is very good looking. She's more of the teasing player girl and she claims she's been at Honey for a year. So let's cut the fat and go straight into the massage review.

Massage, she just teases you by having her fingers roam around your body. So I decided to teach her how to massage a bit, hopefully it'll give you guys a better massaging experience.

Massage:3/10 Teasing: 7/10.

Nuru, she's a fun girl and is willing to do what you ask such as having her body slide on top of you, I think she did a pretty good job.

Nuru: 7/10.

Conversation review? She definitely could hold one. I don't know if you guys like talking to your girls, but I definitely do. She's is super fun to talk to.

8/10.

Extras: Allows FOV, sucking tits, and that's about it.

Would I go for her again?

Yeah, but once a month or wait a little longer. I figure if Honey is going down, I don't mind trying to improve Honey a bit and get the girls to be good once again.

Britney.

Blond, white, late 20's, and average body type.

She's a super fun girl and loves it when a guy is very respectful. She has a spanking body that's for sure also. She's super great. However, she isn't like the other girls. Here is why:

Massage: She actually gives a better massage and helps remove knots or at least I feel like it. She massages throughout your body and she's pretty good. I could give her a thing or two, but we are here for the nuru not massage really.

8/10.

Nuru: My god, she's good. She knows how to body slide, although I wish that she uses her whole body. That's the only thing I wish she does. But her tits and arms are spot on really good nuru. However, if any of you experience Brianna, she is so far the best that I had.

8/10.

Extras? Sadly no. She doesn't let anyone touch her pussy. She's not about you touching her nipples either. So it's very limited.

Conversation? She's really fun to talk to. She definitely into a lot of things and has an open mind. I definitely enjoy talking to her.

8/10.

Would I go back?

Hell m-fing yes. She's so fun and maybe the limited touching makes it exciting to me in a way. Although I wish for a little extra, she's fun and I did visit her twice in one week because she was a really good nuru experience.

**BoyWonder69** · 10-08-19 20:37

First time reporting here. I went a couple weeks ago to gtds because I caught Julia's post on IG and was able to see her on the same day. Making the appt was ez.

Her ad claimed nuru but used massage oils instead of the actual gel. Had a great conversation with her throughout the massage and she does have decent technique. It was moderate pressure and next time I will ask for her to try to hurt me.

$ . 80 for hr not FS though. In my book her appearance is 8 and body is 10 and that was worth the price.

Will repeat. She's that beautiful.

**PaperTiger24** · 10-08-19 19:30

Originally Posted by TwoMinuteMan [View Original Post]

Thanks, Two Minute Man.

PM sent hope I qualify man.

**NTK619** · 10-08-19 18:27

Originally Posted by TwoMinuteMan [View Original Post]

I have to say I am quite surprised by the skepticism directed towards my reviews of the Sukebe twins. I am a senior member who has contributed intel on at least a dozen providers without ever asking a single question. To be honest, I really don't give a fuck what other mongers think about me but my buddy certainly does. For this reason, he is prepared to offer two of you guys an extended session in the Sukebe chair. He is willing to allow you to enjoy the services of Sara and Koko completely free of charge in exchange for an honest review on this forum. The experience will take place at his home in San Clemente and you would be welcome to spend the night after the twins have drained your nuts. In anticipation of several volunteers my friend has suggested the following caveats. You have to be a senior member of this forum with more than 250 posts. You have to have been contributing for at least two years. Your posts have to have provided more reviews than questions. You have to show up well groomed. Lastly, you need to submit to a mild screening. No more invasive than what an escort would require. Designed to weed out LE and freaks. If you meet the minimum requirements PM me and I will forward your details to my buddy. He is generously offering the full Sukebe chair experience including your choice of costumes, BBBJ, rimming, CFS and Anal (protected of course) with the twins. You can have multiple shots on goal and pretty much whatever floats your boat in exchange for an honest assessment of whether or not this service really exists in Southern California. Please PM me if you are interested. Thanks, Two Minute Man.

I, SO, believe you!

**BuRoller** · 10-08-19 13:20

Originally Posted by TwoMinuteMan [View Original Post]

I have to say I am quite surprised by the skepticism directed towards my reviews of the Sukebe twins. I am a senior member who has contributed intel on at least a dozen providers without ever asking a single question. To be honest, I really don't give a fuck what other mongers think about me but my buddy certainly does. For this reason, he is prepared to offer two of you guys an extended session in the Sukebe chair. He is willing to allow you to enjoy the services of Sara and Koko completely free of charge in exchange for an honest review on this forum. The experience will take place at his home in San Clemente and you would be welcome to spend the night after the twins have drained your nuts. In anticipation of several volunteers my friend has suggested the following caveats. You have to be a senior member of this forum with more than 250 posts. You have to have been contributing for at least two years. Your posts have to have provided more reviews than questions. You have to show up well groomed. Lastly, you need to submit to a mild screening. No more invasive than what an escort would require. Designed to weed out LE and freaks. If you meet the minimum requirements PM me and I will forward your details to my buddy. He is generously offering the full Sukebe chair experience including your choice of costumes, BBBJ, rimming, CFS and Anal (protected of course) with the twins. You can have multiple shots on goal and pretty much whatever floats your boat in exchange for an honest assessment of whether or not this service really exists in Southern California. Please PM me if you are interested. Thanks, Two Minute Man.

Damn. I knew I should have posted more.