Massage Parlor Reports

**Member #6377** · 09-16-19 09:38

Needed some relief on Sunday and made my way to King, however, the attendant was busy. Then drove to Bamboo but the location was out in the open and decided to drive to Papaya. I'd had a great session there before and thought this time would be the same. The attendant opened the door and she was short, okay face, and kind of a soft body. Paid the 30 min house fee of 60. She took me to the room and I disrobed. Off to the table shower. Then I see "Katie" my previous attendant. She was busy with another monger. I actually asked if she was busy and my attendant didn't seem bothered and let me know she was busy. Anyway, the TS was thorough. Junior was at attention and she cleaned him off really well. Back in the room we totally skipped the massage and I laid on my back. She went straight for NOVA and asked how much I would give. I said 40 and she wasn't super thrilled but went along. She let me roam but I just wasn't into her at all. Baby damage and just not my type. But she was nice. This was my first time when I actually tried to follow the recommended donation per this forum. She let the girls out but they were okay. I just wanted to get out of there so she finished me off and when it was time to tip she didn't seem happy as she had let the girls out. I was polite and stuck to 40 since our time together was probably like 20 minutes or so. Perhaps I should make an appointment next time. Didn't get her name.

**BikeNova** · 09-15-19 21:18

Originally Posted by FishOn85 [View Original Post]

Pardon my ignorano but is a Nova finish just a HJ or is it Russian?

I'm a little new here too and don't know what a NOVA is either.

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**Kijimuna** · 09-15-19 18:00

Originally Posted by Adam2238 [View Original Post]

First time poster. Been seeing Coco for months now, by far the best looking girl I've found. Real DD tits that are perky, late 20's Korean girl with a cute face. Apparently she is no longer working there tho. Anyone know who I am talking about?

Well after hearing so much about FHOH, I decided to try it last weekend. Met Leah, average massage pretty friendly though. Got completely naked on the flip, BBBJ and fingered her a bit but didn't bring a condom so that was it. What a great ass on her though, will def return. 60 house 80 tip.

Very very late 20's, like into her 40's.

**Adam2238** · 09-15-19 10:39

First time poster. Been seeing Coco for months now, by far the best looking girl I've found. Real DD tits that are perky, late 20's Korean girl with a cute face. Apparently she is no longer working there tho. Anyone know who I am talking about?

Well after hearing so much about FHOH, I decided to try it last weekend. Met Leah, average massage pretty friendly though. Got completely naked on the flip, BBBJ and fingered her a bit but didn't bring a condom so that was it. What a great ass on her though, will def return. 60 house 80 tip.

**King Loki** · 09-15-19 08:35

Originally Posted by JmSuttr [View Original Post]

How much is the upcharge?

Is her HJ worth it? By that I mean does she get into it (at least a bit) and take some direction? Or does she do it begrudgingly or in a mechanical way?

Is her massage any good? If you've seen any of the other Thai FBSM providers, who would you compare her to in terms of massage?

Finally, did you get any sense she might relax and open up a little more on repeat visits? Or is a clothed HJ, done at a "no touch" distance, as good as it gets with her?

Massage was pretty much a light body rub. Upcharge was. 6 and she did a decent job with the finish. Such a shame because she is pretty cute. I'm not sure if the rules will change because her ads are pretty adamant about that stuff. It's also a bit too pricy for me to repeat given the rules.

**DonQuiote** · 09-15-19 02:30

Originally Posted by Kijimuna [View Original Post]

Is Donut giving HJs now? Before she was passing customers off to her Mom for the finish.

Donut has always given me standard NOVA for $. 2.

I assume Dara is her mom LOL, yes, Donut has tried to pass me to Dara for more than standard NOVA and Indicated that Dara will provide FS, but Dara's looks and age are not to my liking so I've always passed and taken the standard from Donut when I've been there.

**DonQuiote** · 09-15-19 02:25

Originally Posted by GilBang [View Original Post]

I may be wrong, but maybe DQ is referring to Crystal Spa?

Yes, Crystal Spa.

**DonQuiote** · 09-15-19 02:24

Originally Posted by JmSuttr [View Original Post]

How much is the upcharge?

Is her HJ worth it? By that I mean does she get into it (at least a bit) and take some direction? Or does she do it begrudgingly or in a mechanical way?

Is her massage any good? If you've seen any of the other Thai FBSM providers, who would you compare her to in terms of massage?

Finally, did you get any sense she might relax and open up a little more on repeat visits? Or is a clothed HJ, done at a "no touch" distance, as good as it gets with her?

I have always gotten standard NOVA from Donut. Going back many months. FWIW She said I was her first, but who knows she may have just been saying that.

She has always been clothed, but she has always let me put my hand down her pants to grab her butt. She seems to be into it, but. That is it.

I have had repeat visits but never more than standard NOVA. And she always keeps her bra and thong on. So for $. 20 with someone as good looking as her, it's not a bad deal for standard Nova with a young and good looking provider.

**JmSuttr** · 09-14-19 18:45

Originally Posted by KingLoki [View Original Post]

Yes but there's an upcharge and she won't get nude or let you touch.

How much is the upcharge?

Is her HJ worth it? By that I mean does she get into it (at least a bit) and take some direction? Or does she do it begrudgingly or in a mechanical way?

Is her massage any good? If you've seen any of the other Thai FBSM providers, who would you compare her to in terms of massage?

Finally, did you get any sense she might relax and open up a little more on repeat visits? Or is a clothed HJ, done at a "no touch" distance, as good as it gets with her?

**King Loki** · 09-14-19 14:32

Originally Posted by Kijimuna [View Original Post]

Is Donut giving HJs now? Before she was passing customers off to her Mom for the finish.

Yes but there's an upcharge and she won't get nude or let you touch.

**MrSunnyHills** · 09-14-19 13:53

Originally Posted by FishOn85 [View Original Post]

Pardon my ignorano but is a Nova finish just a HJ or is it Russian?

A standard NOVA is simply a HJ. For a long time, there were few AMP's that did beyond that, except on a case by case basis. It seems to be more recently that more of them have more available, but the lingo around here is NOVA means HE.

**JimBliss478** · 09-14-19 12:29

Originally Posted by FrankDigitola [View Original Post]

I first started lurking here after tiring of sifting through old BP ads looking for providers that checked my ideal provider boxes only to be catfished. Unfortunately for us, those MTV hacks won't run to the defense of a brah who responds to an ad to visit an AMP full of young, tight, Korean spinners, only to be met by an unattractive, 56 year old smoker, whose stomach looks like balled up construction paper. Here though, you get reports from likeminded brahs who keep it real and as a byproduct of said reports, you stumble upon your tastes and develop a perpetual To Do list. I myself have a To Do list and I just checked off one of my entries, Norma.

One of my rules of this hobby is I usually don't seek out providers that I feel I can meet and woo outside of the hobby. As such, I hardly see non Asian providers as I can find plenty non Asian chicks during my club and bar trolling who have the moral depth of a plate of Cheerios. I was however intrigued when I heard Norma described as a thick, mature, big teddied, Latina who gave a CMT level massage. The fact that her entry fee was also only a benji proved to be enticing as well. I texted her and got my appointment.

Norma research had my expectations at seeing a woman who was an attractive, borderline abuela with big teddies that she may not let me see or fondle until visit 3 or 4. If anyone has seen Anny ads, I was anticipating a provider who looked like that except a little older, a little bigger boned and a little more conservative. I was however mistaken. I met Norma at her in call spot and was greeted by a cute, petite Latina with plump teddies who looked to be late 40's and who is maybe a size 6 dress. She greets me with a handshake which makes me cringe a bit inside as many a brah has described their experiences as ones that felt like a business transaction. I feel the handshake is the first sign that I am in for the same fate. After the handshake I'm then escorted up to to her serene oasis.

Upon entering the serene oasis I am told to strip to my preferred level of comfort and that she'll return. Before she leaves I hand her the requested hourly fee of a benji and then pregame tip her 4 Lin Manuels in hopes of a sweet flip. She leaves and as I undress I noticed that the serene oasis isn't really all that serene. Norma has Smooth Jazz 105.9 playing and pumped up pretty loudly. During my lurk there was a brah who reported a dud experience with a indy provider saying that he requests his providers allow him to play his own music selections during his sessions. Brah was denied by this particular provider and this apparently soured his experience. When I first read his report I couldn't wrap my head around how that was that big a deal. Then I began visiting one of my former favorite (and unfortunately now closed) spots, Diamond Spa in Camp Springs, MD and saw how music could potentially be a mood killer for some. This particular place would have WPGC blasting. I'm not sure if some of you brahs have a clue who Young Thug is, but I guarantee you probably wouldn't choose to have his jams as the soundtrack to your next tugger. While this didn't literally or figuratively deflate me on my visits to Diamond, it was noticeable. I say all that to aware you brahs that the music and volume are an ever present aspect of the ambiance of the Norma experience. Although I was unbothered by the volume, it was set to a level that required we raise our voices to hear one another and sometimes repeat ourselves as we communicated during the session. I was also slightly worried that during the pre flip tease, Quincy Jones would pop out and tickle my balls.

Norma returns and asked if I had any areas that needed special attention and for my strength preference. I told her that my neck and lower back were thrashed and that I wanted it strong. She begins and gives me a really good deep tissue massage. She has her certifications on display in the studio and her training is evident. She worked my problem areas with surgical precision and relaxed me totally. As she applied stronger pressure and worked problem areas, she encouraged me to speak up if the applied pressure became unbearable. I told her that she was free to whip my ass to her maximum capabilities, as I was sure I'd be fine. Some of my favorite honies have really put me through the ringer of ecstasy. While Norma did provide a great massage with strong deep tissue work, her massage is only a fraction of the strength of some of the other providers like Kiko, KK, Joanna at Garden and others. She for damn sure isn't anywhere close to Thai Lucy who recently gave me a massage so magnificently intense, that I thought she was wearing two Infinity Gauntlets. That's in no way a slight though. Her massage was strong and wonderful.

We chatted sporadically while the massage proceeded and I flirted a bit. She was pretty responsive and I made her laugh a few times. A pre pre flip began where she began a gentle push / glide from my traps to the small of my back, sending chills down my leg. This felt so good I groaned louder than the music. She said "I told you I had a magical touch. " I agreed with her. The pre flip tease begins and I then start to feel fingertips gently running all over my back. I peak over my shoulder. It's not Herbie Hancock. I am relieved. This proceeds for a few moments and then I'm flipped.

The moment I was most uncertain about has begun. Norma proceeds to massage the front and asks the "Would you like a release?" question. I'm not at Massage Envy baby, so I most certainly do. Now many of the brahs here have said that Norma's Hugh Jackman feels like just another part of the massage. This wasn't the case for me. While she wasn't looking me dead in the eyes, spitting on junior and moaning "Frankie Frankie give me your gravy. " she also didn't give me a generic kmp jackhammer tugger either. It was slow and sensual. I'd be willing to bet that for brahs who've only been to cookie cutter kmp's, Norma would probably give the best tugger they've had. I went for an otc grab of the teddies and she was cool. I then smile and ask if I can see. She smiles back and gives off a look conveying 5% reluctance, but pulls out the teddies nonetheless and lets me roam. I'm not going to lie, the teddies were very soft, but just okay, pendulous D's. For all of the brahs who reported that they couldn't get her teddies out, trust me when I say that that isn't a big deal. They're kinda big and natty, but not hall of famers. Norma was able to make me pop, she then cleaned me up and I got dressed. We say our farewells, hug and then I'm on my way. She invited me to come back and I will, I just can't tell you when that'll be.

Since a secondary reason for checking Norma off the To Do list was the hope of adding a provider to the Frankie Digitola Big Teddies Hall of Fame, and the fact that some of you brahs have mentioned my HOF, let me end this with the official list as it stands now. This is a list of my favorites but not a largest to smaller list.

1. Kiko (hands down favorite big teddies from my adventures. Since she's not that well known, visit at cestvrai_ on ig for an idea of her body. From the jaw down their bodies are identical. Kiko's teddies are a little bigger.).

2. Tara (legend in this game with majestic teddies. Second biggest of the HOFs).

3. Bella (her teddies are magnificent. Unfortunately you have a better chance of finding a smurf in your front yard than finding Bella at an AMP).

4. Vandara (older, but her teddies are still big and beautiful despite her absence of glow).

5. Thai Nikki (owner of the biggest teddies on this list).

Frankie.

After reading Frankie's review, I had to go Norma. What Frankie wrote was pretty spot on with my experience. I had a good time with Norma and look forward to seeing her again.