Massage Parlor Reports

[Macatawa]

https://kalamazoo.skipthegames.com/m...p/408647484349

Hi men,

Looking TGTBT, this ad for prof massage / Kal. / Lydia, has been appearing periodically.

She looks hot, touts her massage & offers some extras.

Mysteriously tho, she offers Greek but not front entry. Hmmm.

Sounds like all could be for display, except the kitty.

So- a while back there was another similar provider- known to have been a guy prev.

Does anyone know- Is This Him / Her?

Me smells a rat here.

Post or PM me with sure intel on this.

Thanks. Be Safe, JJ.

If you enter that number in google, then you come up with a Lauren Williams. The person you are referring to also went by Lauren in the past. Lauren allegedly had surgery to remove the male parts. That would explain the back entry only.

However, if the picture are truly of this Lydia and also the advertised Lauren, then this is probably not that Lauren. I could be wrong. My reasoning is that there are obvious boobs which he / she did not have.

The face does look similar that is again if memory serves me correctly.

[JJLetsPlay]

https://kalamazoo.skipthegames.com/m...p/408647484349

Hi men,

Looking TGTBT, this ad for prof massage / Kal. / Lydia, has been appearing periodically.

She looks hot, touts her massage & offers some extras.

Mysteriously tho, she offers Greek but not front entry. Hmmm.

Sounds like all could be for display, except the kitty.

So- a while back there was another similar provider- known to have been a guy prev.

Does anyone know- Is This Him / Her?

Me smells a rat here.

Post or PM me with sure intel on this.

Thanks. Be Safe, JJ.

[JJLetsPlay]

Thanks for the tip. I've been thinking about heading out to BC so you helped me make up my mind.

Nitsuj,

Of course- you're welcome.

That's what we're all here for.

It's a shame too, because back about 8 -10 yrs ago, they had great talent.

Open menu then also.

A little cleaner too.

I was a regular back then, but now, It's Ancient History!

BC is where it's at!

Be Safe & Well, JJ.

[Nitsuj]

Nitsuj,

I'm thinking that the girl you had this last time was Yoko.

Hard to understand with the thick Asian accent sometimes.

Anyway dude, if you seek a good massage + most extras possible on the flip, you got to go to BC.

Worth the 20 minute drive.

Way better total service & value too.

Spring or Happy both pretty consistently good for the most options.

Relax Spa has been on & off reported good, for very specific options.

Good Luck & YMMV.

JJ.

Thanks for the tip. I've been thinking about heading out to BC so you helped me make up my mind.

[JJLetsPlay]

Went to TLC twice in the last 2 months.

Trip 1: Service by Ava. She looked about 60+ flip was very rushed and she seems to have carpel tunnel.

Trip 2: I think Kykeo was her name? Mid 40's but nice body, did an OK CBJ.

Nitsuj,

I'm thinking that the girl you had this last time was Yoko.

Hard to understand with the thick Asian accent sometimes.

Anyway dude, if you seek a good massage + most extras possible on the flip, you got to go to BC.

Worth the 20 minute drive.

Way better total service & value too.

Spring or Happy both pretty consistently good for the most options.

Relax Spa has been on & off reported good, for very specific options.

Good Luck & YMMV.

JJ.

[Nitsuj]

Went to TLC twice in the last 2 months.

Trip 1: Service by Ava. She looked about 60+ flip was very rushed and she seems to have carpel tunnel.

Trip 2: I think Kykeo was her name? Mid 40's but nice body, did an OK CBJ.

[JJLetsPlay]

Went to TLC since nobody has posted about it here in a while. Saw Yoko. Probably late 40's, early 50's. Tight body. Opted for hh massage, which was a $40 door fee. Pretty decent massage, though minimal teasing until the very end. No table shower or anything like that. On the flip she wanted $. 5 for FS. I negotiated down to $. 10 for an oral finish. At one point during that she stuck a finger so far into me that I briefly wondered if I was actually a muppet and my whole life was a lie. This woman is tiny, but her fingers are like ballpark hotdogs. If you've never experienced a finger in your bum, like I hadn't. Do not start here.

Honestly, save your money and skip TLC. If you're looking for a decent AMP with extras use some gas money and head elsewhere outside of Kalamazoo. Also, if you can spare a moment, pray for my rectum.

Boobie, that finger up the bum was her feeble attempt at doing a prostate massage on you, along with oral.

She obviously wasn't any good at it.

If done gently & well, will make you cum deeper & quicker.

It the male g-spot equivalent.

She was prob just trying to shorten her work & testing you out.

No doubt she should have asked- Ouch.

I agree with you- TLC still kinda sucks- thumbs down.

Be Safe, JJ.

[MidMichGeezer]

Went to TLC since nobody has posted about it here in a while. Saw Yoko. Probably late 40's, early 50's. Tight body. Opted for hh massage, which was a $40 door fee. Pretty decent massage, though minimal teasing until the very end. No table shower or anything like that. On the flip she wanted $. 5 for FS. I negotiated down to $. 10 for an oral finish. At one point during that she stuck a finger so far into me that I briefly wondered if I was actually a muppet and my whole life was a lie. This woman is tiny, but her fingers are like ballpark hotdogs. If you've never experienced a finger in your bum, like I hadn't. Do not start here.

Honestly, save your money and skip TLC. If you're looking for a decent AMP with extras use some gas money and head elsewhere outside of Kalamazoo. Also, if you can spare a moment, pray for my rectum.

We thank your rectum for TOFTT.

[BoobieMcGee]

Went to TLC since nobody has posted about it here in a while. Saw Yoko. Probably late 40's, early 50's. Tight body. Opted for hh massage, which was a $40 door fee. Pretty decent massage, though minimal teasing until the very end. No table shower or anything like that. On the flip she wanted $. 5 for FS. I negotiated down to $. 10 for an oral finish. At one point during that she stuck a finger so far into me that I briefly wondered if I was actually a muppet and my whole life was a lie. This woman is tiny, but her fingers are like ballpark hotdogs. If you've never experienced a finger in your bum, like I hadn't. Do not start here.

Honestly, save your money and skip TLC. If you're looking for a decent AMP with extras use some gas money and head elsewhere outside of Kalamazoo. Also, if you can spare a moment, pray for my rectum.

[SlyGuy12]

I make infrequent stops by Asian Massage to see if their business model has changed, to something more sexy like their ad (see above link) suggests.

They continue to provide a decent massage but nothing more. My masseuse was a middle aged Chinese woman with limited English skills. She was dressed in blue jeans and a pull over top, nothing sexy as suggested in their advertising. Massage was a decent, light touch oil massage.

If anyone has a more enjoyable experience at Asian Massage, please post a discreet review.

I stopped yesterday. Wasn't looking for extras and didn't appear as they were available anyway. I like medium to hard pressure massage, hate the oil. They accommodated. No teasing and she avoided that area, when she did my inner thigh I thought that maybe a happy ending was going to be offered, but it did not come up.

[Electronman]

The advertising from Asian Massage on West Michigan seems to suggest a sexier massage experience. Obviously, I'm reading too much into the advertisement.

https://bodyrubshop.com/ads/asian-ma...-5473-13020577

I make infrequent stops by Asian Massage to see if their business model has changed, to something more sexy like their ad (see above link) suggests.

They continue to provide a decent massage but nothing more. My masseuse was a middle aged Chinese woman with limited English skills. She was dressed in blue jeans and a pull over top, nothing sexy as suggested in their advertising. Massage was a decent, light touch oil massage.

If anyone has a more enjoyable experience at Asian Massage, please post a discreet review.

[Montana Slim]

For the last time she was a man. And now has had the surgery to become a woman. I know the family very well so I know what I'm talking about. But if you don't care it's up to you. I just think it wrong for people to get fooled.

I didn't doubt you or take a side in the debate, since I had no personal knowledge either way. But just the possibility was enough to warn me off, and for me to feel grateful to those who issued the warning. Is the woman in the London pics the same as Lauren from the earlier posts? She may have fibbed about the 5'11" to shave a couple inches off.

[FilmoreSlim27]

On February 5, 2018, I inquired about a Backpage advertiser. That sparked a debate over the next few weeks about whether that person was a man or a woman, some insisting they knew for a fact the person was a man, others saying they were crazy. Something about London's pics looked familiar, so I went back and looked up those old posts (p. 14 on this forum). The pics are no longer accessible, of course, since Backpage went kaput, but in the descriptions I learned she had long fingernails and was tall--the poster above guessed 6'2". One of London's pics on her skipthegames page shows long nails. So I texted her: "What is your height?" After a delay of a few hours, the answer came back: 5'11".

That's close enough to 6'2" for me not to book an appointment. But you all are free to make your own call.

For the last time she was a man. And now has had the surgery to become a woman. I know the family very well so I know what I'm talking about. But if you don't care it's up to you. I just think it wrong for people to get fooled.

[Montana Slim]

I can confirm she is real. That is her in the pics. Also she is tall. I am guessing about 6'2". She does a very nice oily massage. No extras were offered.

On February 5, 2018, I inquired about a Backpage advertiser. That sparked a debate over the next few weeks about whether that person was a man or a woman, some insisting they knew for a fact the person was a man, others saying they were crazy. Something about London's pics looked familiar, so I went back and looked up those old posts (p. 14 on this forum). The pics are no longer accessible, of course, since Backpage went kaput, but in the descriptions I learned she had long fingernails and was tall--the poster above guessed 6'2". One of London's pics on her skipthegames page shows long nails. So I texted her: "What is your height?" After a delay of a few hours, the answer came back: 5'11".

That's close enough to 6'2" for me not to book an appointment. But you all are free to make your own call.

[Brilithos]

Does anyone have any info on or experience with this girl?

http://kalamazoo.skipthegames.com/ma...p/150216674649

Thanks.

I texted her. She immediately texted back with her address saying she had half hour appointments available and should just stop by. Felt like she is either too naive or it's a set up. I didn't respond after that.