Massage Parlor Reports

[HardDude]

Hello folks,

I'm visiting Vienna after almost a year. I used to have a good time at G&G Wellness AMP. Was a regular there and had memorable dreams.

It has been quite a while and I don't see this AMP mentioned on the forum in the recent times. It would greatly help if any of you can provide your review and recommendations, based on your recent visits.

And Oh, if you're planning to visit Columbus OH area, I can share the digits of a good UTR massage provider since the AMP scene has totally dried up.

Watch your six.

HD.

[Crocksbury123]

I found out about this new Chinese place in Manassas at the beginning of the summer a couple of months ago and decided to test it out. It's on the other end of the medical / professional complex where Dragon Massasge is (Nikki works there for those familiar with Dragon). Web link is below. They are also listed on rubmaps.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...s/9000967.html

50 for half hour and 70 for the hour are the rates. The do have a self serve shower if you need to use it (I never used it). On 3 occasions I have seen Maggie, petite cute face Chinese girl. Flat chested with a little butt. I'll call her "giggles" because she has a really upbeat personality (or maybe she is upbeat when she sees me because she likes me) and giggles a lot.

She does a really excellent legit massage and above average noVA (no BJ or FS, just sensual playing). YMMV. Me and her really have a good vibe so maybe she took a liking to me and allowed me to play with her. I did have a session with a another provider there who I forgot her name and she was OK. Really good massage, standard novA, nothing to write home about. Maggie told me a couple of the girls had left and some new talent would be arriving. Yesterday I paid a visit and a new girl answered the door (she was unattractive and made my dick limp). When I asked for Maggie, she looked at my like deer in the headlights and could not understand what I was trying to convey. I didn't see Maggie around so perhaps she left or took the day off. So, if you try to make a phone appointment with Maggie, you will either get a "huh? Maggie?" response and confusion on the phone, or the girl answering will tell you just to come over and you get the good ole' bait and switch routine. I rarely make phone appointment so I just stop in when I am near the area.

On another note. While driving on Rt 28 near the Manassas Park / Manassa city line, I did see another AMP called Comfort Massage facing Rt 28 (southbound lane). I would be interested to hear of anyone's experience.

They have a few girls who were from Blue Sky. The new one on you mentioned with Maggie is far better. You are right. She is taking some time off. She had worked every day since they opened. Its NOVA standard with a flair. Worth the fix. Dumfries offered better finishes.

[JmSuttr]

Hmmmm where too begin we all think at times they really like us. But in the end they are in it for the money and all they can get. Beware fellow mongers. There are providers out there that will have even an experienced monger like manu of us believing it is real. But never never go out and buy them big stuff I got hooked up with a married provider that skims from her husband, cheats his friends and probably hands off happy endings to just about any married older male in her immediate reach so word to the wise don't get to talking to them. They cheated on their husbands, co workers, just about any male they come across. Word to the wise hit it a couple of times and move on to the next oh fellow mongers watch the married ones some have taken there customers for boob jobs, cars, even had them make improvements to their spas they can lie and cheat so well that they can invade your families. Never never tell them your real name, give them a real phone number or your address. They will be on your porch bitching to your wife and still lie that they never fucked you.

Anyone else get with a married AMP please post.

How is a lying married provider who cheats on her husband any different from a lying married client who cheats on his wife? Sometimes it happens that a provider convinces the client that the relationship is the real deal, but sometimes it's the other way around. However it happens, starting any kind of relationship on a foundation of lies is a recipe for disaster.

This married AMP provider story is just the latest tale of woe in this forum. Other members have posted about relationships with providers addicted to gambling, or drugs, and those who just needed never-ending sums of money for themselves or their families.

The bottom-line is that there's a better chance of hitting the lottery than there is of finding a fairy-tale, happily-ever-after relationship between providers and clients. It's a transaction, nothing more. Which doesn't mean you can't like the person with whom you're transacting. Just don't confuse it for something else.

[JmSuttr]

She reached out to my email, and I just don't remember her. Back in my alcohol fueled days, I spread my contact info out quite a bit. This is just not ringing a bell, and she is def looking for a donation.

https://tryst.link/massage/vicki-77#photos

Saw her a few times for FBSM some years back. Not a rip-off but not great, either. Haven't seen her recently so maybe someone else has more current info.

[BayouJ]

She reached out to my email, and I just don't remember her. Back in my alcohol fueled days, I spread my contact info out quite a bit. This is just not ringing a bell, and she is def looking for a donation.

[SexyD]

Hmmmm where too begin we all think at times they really like us. But in the end they are in it for the money and all they can get. Beware fellow mongers. There are providers out there that will have even an experienced monger like manu of us believing it is real. But never never go out and buy them big stuff I got hooked up with a married provider that skims from her husband, cheats his friends and probably hands off happy endings to just about any married older male in her immediate reach so word to the wise don't get to talking to them. They cheated on their husbands, co workers, just about any male they come across. Word to the wise hit it a couple of times and move on to the next oh fellow mongers watch the married ones some have taken there customers for boob jobs, cars, even had them make improvements to their spas they can lie and cheat so well that they can invade your families. Never never tell them your real name, give them a real phone number or your address. They will be on your porch bitching to your wife and still lie that they never fucked you.

Anyone else get with a married AMP please post.

Can you please share a provider name and spa? It is so easy to fall into this situation. I was there last year with Katie. Don't think she was married but another provider told me she has a long time boyfriend. He probably doesn't even know. She would have taken me for everything and wouldn't have thought twice about it. If you think that your special to any of these women, You are not handsome, your cock isn't perfect. Your money is special, not you.

[Serpico99]

I found out about this new Chinese place in Manassas at the beginning of the summer a couple of months ago and decided to test it out. It's on the other end of the medical / professional complex where Dragon Massasge is (Nikki works there for those familiar with Dragon). Web link is below. They are also listed on rubmaps.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...s/9000967.html

50 for half hour and 70 for the hour are the rates. The do have a self serve shower if you need to use it (I never used it). On 3 occasions I have seen Maggie, petite cute face Chinese girl. Flat chested with a little butt. I'll call her "giggles" because she has a really upbeat personality (or maybe she is upbeat when she sees me because she likes me) and giggles a lot.

She does a really excellent legit massage and above average noVA (no BJ or FS, just sensual playing). YMMV. Me and her really have a good vibe so maybe she took a liking to me and allowed me to play with her. I did have a session with a another provider there who I forgot her name and she was OK. Really good massage, standard novA, nothing to write home about. Maggie told me a couple of the girls had left and some new talent would be arriving. Yesterday I paid a visit and a new girl answered the door (she was unattractive and made my dick limp). When I asked for Maggie, she looked at my like deer in the headlights and could not understand what I was trying to convey. I didn't see Maggie around so perhaps she left or took the day off. So, if you try to make a phone appointment with Maggie, you will either get a "huh? Maggie?" response and confusion on the phone, or the girl answering will tell you just to come over and you get the good ole' bait and switch routine. I rarely make phone appointment so I just stop in when I am near the area.

On another note. While driving on Rt 28 near the Manassas Park / Manassa city line, I did see another AMP called Comfort Massage facing Rt 28 (southbound lane). I would be interested to hear of anyone's experience.

[DougMap]

Hmmm. Where to begin. Sometimes even the best monger can get attached but be careful friends. These AMPs are broken. They lie, steal, cheat on their man and never, never, ever let them into your personal life. When things go sideways and they will they will be on your doorstep telling your loved ones you are the asshole anyone have stories to share?

[DougMap]

Hmmmm where too begin we all think at times they really like us. But in the end they are in it for the money and all they can get. Beware fellow mongers. There are providers out there that will have even an experienced monger like manu of us believing it is real. But never never go out and buy them big stuff I got hooked up with a married provider that skims from her husband, cheats his friends and probably hands off happy endings to just about any married older male in her immediate reach so word to the wise don't get to talking to them. They cheated on their husbands, co workers, just about any male they come across. Word to the wise hit it a couple of times and move on to the next oh fellow mongers watch the married ones some have taken there customers for boob jobs, cars, even had them make improvements to their spas they can lie and cheat so well that they can invade your families. Never never tell them your real name, give them a real phone number or your address. They will be on your porch bitching to your wife and still lie that they never fucked you.

Anyone else get with a married AMP please post.

[JmSuttr]

There's Ashley, a MILF in Annandale, but mongers have had some pretty mixed experiences with her. Then there's Jaymie Joi (JJ), another MILF whom I visited in Rosslyn last fall. I had a nice time with her. Keep in mind that she no longer provides FS. JJ tours along the East Coast and in the Midwest, visiting this area two or three times a year. There's also Demi Diamonds, who must be in the GILF age range by now. Otherwise, the pickings are pretty slim these days for Caucasian sensual massage providers in Northern Virginia. I sure miss Sara, aka Swedish Sweetheart, a MILF massage provider who was based in South Florida but visited this area periodically. Sara retired two or three years ago.

There were some Russian providers working in Rosslyn several years ago. I don't know if they're still active, but they were known to demand significant tips for removal of clothing.

I've seen Ashley, Demi, JJ, and the Rosslyn Russian providers and, unfortunately, the massage part of the session has been below average and certainly nowhere near the standard of Nalee, KK, Tara, and the better AMP providers. The same holds true for most of the Latina and AA masseuses I've seen.

Not sure why this is but my personal theory is that Asian providers come from cultures where massage has a long history, is widely practiced, and where the ability to give a good massage is a source of pride. I'd love to be proved wrong so, if anyone knows of a non-Asian provider who can also do a quality deep-tissue massage, I'm all ears. And no, Norma doesn't make the grade. I've seen her a few times and her massage is professional quality but only medium pressure, at best.

[DougMap]

Been to Time Therapy. Quite good. 60 dollars for 60 minutes 100 for 90 minutes 40 dollar tip. Roaming allowed. Good job after the flip. Worth it will go back. Girls were ok too. Not gold diggers like others I have had.

[DougMap]

Long Time monger. First time poster but then I just learned of this site a few weeks ago CH Spa was ok, but no HE. Went in they had quite a few girls then they decided on this younger woman for me. She gave a straight legit massage. I am new back to the area and looking for old haunts they used to give HE at CH Spa but now I guess it depends and YMMV from girl to girl. Will go back for a legit massage but I imagine the time investment will be too much to get an HE not worth the effort is my guess.

[JmSuttr]

Went to Top in McClean based on reports of rimming. My masseuse was Mimi (I think) who was kinda cute with an ok body. Overall session was ok but I did not get rimmed like other reports. Don't know why not. May try again.

IME, there isn't a mandatory list of extras that AMP owners and managers tell the women they must provide. These women are pros and are smart enough to figure out what's the usual menu for any place they choose to work. And, if they want to provide fewer (or more) options, they'll usually just move to another AMP that fits their preferred style.

That being said, there's still the potential for a lot of variation among individual AMP women. That's why it's important to always get the name of your provider and include it in any review. Maybe Mimi isn't into rimming but maybe others are. And it's also worth noting that rimming is probably close to the top of the list when it comes to YMMV factors. It's been discussed before in the forum that it all comes down to the individual provider because the same AMP can have good, bad, and in-between.

[JmSuttr]

Also a question to you all.

I've seen a few ads like this https://dc.rubratings.com/126782 (in case it gets filtered, its the dc rubratings link to those Russian ads where they say they're based in Dupont). Are those legit? As someone in the district, it'd be very convenient to not have to drive 45 minutes to some place. Anyone have any feedback? I've reverse image searched a few of the ads. Some of the pictures yield nothing and sometimes it's an obscure Russian page. Hopefully my two reviews earn me some good will so feel free to PM if you have details.

There are occasionally Russian or Ukrainian women who come down from NY and work in the Dupont area. Some advertise for FBSM and others for escort services. But they usually have NY phone numbers so I'd be careful about the ad in your link. Lately I've seen a number of ads that appear to be spam or scams and, rather than listing email addresses as their contact info, they use 304 numbers. That's not to say every 304 ad is bogus, but I'd suggest doing extra homework to confirm.

About the legit Russians who come down from NY, they often are very attractive even though they tend to use fake pics. But, for whatever level of service they provide, be prepared to pay a premium price. If you've ever visited any of the Russian apartment outfits in Midtown Manhattan you'll know the drill.

FWIW, here's a recent ad that might fit what you're looking for.

https://dc.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/wash...a/9160727.html

I don't have any personal intel, and this isn't a recommendation, but if you search her number you'll find an ad in NJ and her personal website. And on her website you'll see what I mean about pricing.

https://adultsearch.com/new-jersey/j...y-rubs/1164874

http://russianmila.escorts.biz/

Happy hunting and stay safe!

[Frank Digitola]

I thought I was the only one here with a car! You're right DD Lilly in Fredericksburg is excellent.

For those of us in the southern part of Northern Virginia or who don't mind a bit of a drive, Lily at Cicis Oriental massage in Fredericksburg has been worth a couple trips for me. She has a great set of natural D's, is younger (early 30's) and has a cute, bubbly personality to match.

Shoutout to these brahs. Prior to my impromptu visit to Silk Spa and receiving a Six Sigma Black Belt level teddy bang from that buxom, Korean angel, Blue, I had very different plans for my weekend. My fantasy football draft was Saturday afternoon at my brahs place in Hoodbridge. I was all geared up to attend my draft, eat, and then go discover these Fredericksburg teddies that our beloved brahs hipped us to. However since I popped with the fury of 7 black market firecrackers the day before, I decided to chill out, enjoy draft night and crash with my brahs. In the morning, which is a stretch since we slept until almost noon, we get up and hit Cracker Barrel. I'm now stuffed full of pancakes and all I want to do now is get another massage and pop again. I don't know WTF is up with these carnal moments I've been having lately where I just want to cheat day and then pop all over big teddied Asian women, but I like it.

I call the AMP. I ask if Lily is there, am assured she is, make an appointment, and I head over. I arrived and the shopping center is right behind a few establishments that are open and bustling. The shopping center itself was full of places that are closed on Sunday and the parking lot had some Vanilla Sky, I Am Legend shit going on. I was the only car there. I walk in and I'm greeted by an attractive enough, late 40's Chinese lady who is the woman I spoke to on the phone. She acknowledges she spoke to me on the phone and then takes me to the room, has me undress, and then leads me to the table shower.

This woman has me disrobe, and I lay down on, not a generic kmp table shower, but something that looks like a giant, infant bath on a stand. Thing was super comfortable. The older chick starts to begin my shower and I ask her her name. I know she's not Lily. This woman is too old and has two spider bites with nipples attached where huge teddies should be. I remind her that I requested Lily. She tells me she is Lily. I tell her she's not and she accuses me of never coming there before and not knowing who is who or what is what. Armed with my pro tip, I tell her I haven't been in years, used to see Cindy, and that my buddy suggested I return to try Lily. She realizes she's been checkmated and leaves to get Lily.

Lily walks into the shower room. She is an extremely cute, tall and slim Chinese girl. If she's older than 33 I'd be surprised. She has on jeans and a t-shirt. The latter article of clothing is getting its ass kicked by very plump teddies. I see the outline of a bra and begin to hope it's not the real star of this show. I tell her that she is beautiful and that her shirt is cute. She asks "my shirt or these?" (pointing at the teddies) I tell her "both" and she laughs. She tells me "your outfit was cute too. You looked very handsome. I was watching you on the camera when you walked in. " I thank her, tell her that that was some creepy shit to say out loud and we share a laugh. She begins my shower.

This is interesting for me as I've never received a table shower at a Chinese place. It wasn't playful / sensual like Korean ones. She leaned in and cleaned me like I was Madeline about to get my appendix out. The junior portion began and that was a bit playful. We caught eyes and smiled and she leaned in, pecked me on the lips and then leaned in more and we full on kiss. No tongue though. She dried me off and then led me to the room for the massage.

On the way, Not Lily was standing by the door and asked if I wanted 4 hand. I tell her thanks but no thanks. Persistent this one. Lily starts the massage and I was a little curious about this portion of the visit. When good ole Smitty Brah described her style as "medium rhythmic pressure" I thought the massage would be just okay. However her massage was really good. It definitely wasn't as strong and skillful as KK, Kiko, or Lucy, but the massage she gave me was definitely as good as the one I got from Norma. Seriously. I was super relaxed. Tease game was on point and I'm flipped.

She opened the flip by rubbing and kissing me all over the front (not on Junior and the fellas though) and asking if I would take good care of her. I tell her yes. She asked "how much?" I started negotiations at 4, she asked if I wanted to see her teddies. I tell her I do. She asks if she can have more. I offer 6, and it's game on. I'd like to add that she was very nice and upbeat. This negotiation was not a grilling session, just a polite, smile filled inquiry. She accepts and takes off her shirt and bra.

Okay. Brahs. Brahs? Okay. I'm a goddamn teddies connoisseur. If I tell you Google someone for a body comparison. That's full on comparison. Teddies size, nipple placement, areola circumference, all of that stuff is factored in. Google "Estelle Taylor bikini". Lily has a frame very very similar to her, but Estelle Taylor's teddies are a touch bigger. Google "Gianna Michaels 21" and look at early career pictures of Gianna's teddies and that's exactly what Lily's teddies look like. Size, volume, nipples, everything. I was thoroughly impressed. And she not only pulled them out, she tells me after she takes it off "touch them, kiss them" and brings them to my face before I can even lift my arms. I roamed, licked, kissed and enjoyed the hell out of her teddies. She kissed me again and started my Hugh Jackman as I am harder than the placement test to get into MIT. I'm having a blast but Fake Lily apparently set a timer up in the room and the thing started going off before I popped. Lily was however not derailed. She kept going and after a few minutes I had a nice, strong pop. She cleaned me up thoroughly I get dressed and she leads me to the front. I give her a hug and kiss on the lips and say "Thanks again Lily. " Not Lily, who is manning the reception desk asks "which Lily? We are both Lily." I give her a hug too, commend her on her lie commitment and leave. Update time!

Frankie Digitola Big Teddies Hall of Fame.

1. Kiko. Still queen. Magnificent.

2. Tara. Legend and owner of the second biggest teddies on the list.

3. Blue. She's still there with the bronze. Three days removed and I'm still mesmerized by the ted bang she administered.

4. Lily. Never in my wildest dreams did I think I would stumble upon a pretty, slim, Chinese girl with prime Gianna Michaels teddies attached. Wonderful.

5. Apple. Thick, 20 something Thai with terrific teds.

6. Vandara. Age defying and wonderful teddies.

7. Nikki. Owner of the biggest teddies in the HOF. Some of the nicest, biggest natty teddies you'll ever see.

Two HOFers added over one weekend? Not bad at all.

Frankie.