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08-05-19 00:12 #13558
Posts: 28Memory Hiccup
Originally Posted by Backrub321 [View Original Post]
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08-04-19 23:50 #13557
Posts: 460New Paradise? Same old BS
I swore off new paradise ages ago after a distasteful visit. But after a rough day at work with stress taking a 5 iron to your back for 12 hours I wanted a good massage and a place to blow off steam and since this Franconia AMP is on the way home I thought I'd stop by to kill an hour.
I got Julie who was an older (probably 50's) big eyed Korean, not thin but not fat, long black hair in a ponytail. She was wearing a pink shirt and clearly no bra underneath since her sagging tits were peaking through the damn thing. To be honest I wasn't even feeling it and while working me to the room I got cold feet and asked to leave and lied to her said I'll come back some other time, was hoping for someone else tbh. She goaded me into staying and said "try me try me you don't know until you try I give you good massage I take care of you" blah blah blah, after some back and forth I decided to listen to junior and kicked logic to the curb. Paid the. 8 house fee stripped down and got the works. Table shower, decent massage, hard as requested but I don't know if I'm in a funk but frankly wasn't feeling it today.
I dozed off into a dream after 35-40 min and that's when her clothes came off and the body2 body rub began in short tenure. She had a bit of a belly from age and her boobs def had some wear and tear. I flipped and began to nurse on her chewy nips. It was the bare minimum but was enough to raise the flag. She began a soft hand tease over the shaft and balls and did that totally obvious fake BJ simulation which honestly does nothing but piss me off. Either jack me off or give me the real thing. I hate being lied to and tricked. So she could clearly tell I wasn't enjoying her swan dance and quickly pivoted to the jackhammer while getting on top of me so I could play with her tits and lick some puss. It was enough to get me to finally release that edge. She cleaned me up and did some light stretching before sending me off for the evening.
I tipped her. 6 and her smile immediately faded. I think would have made her less angry if I murdered her child. She said "I Work hard for you this it?" Except Im getting too old for this shit and with it a bit wiser, but not too wise since a true monger legend would have walked out with that initial instinct and saved his money altogether. I lied and said it was all I have on me. But I'm trying to be better at not dumping my wallet on mediocre service. I mean at other places I can get the real nonsimulated experience for 2 more jacksons so what is with the sour attitude when you're only pretending to lick the lollipop. Anyway it was a reminder Why I stopped coming here. Typical NOVA hijinks. Play stupid games win stupid prizes.
As always YMMV but here's my 2 cents.
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08-04-19 22:27 #13556
Posts: 138Dmv
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08-04-19 20:40 #13555
Posts: 672Niru
I cannot find that particular ad, I enjoy nuru myself if you share the entire number by DM I can maybe help out
Originally Posted by FreddyCrougar [View Original Post]
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08-04-19 20:11 #13554
Posts: 63Maverick your mailbox is full.
Originally Posted by MaverickUsa [View Original Post]
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08-04-19 19:04 #13553
Posts: 283Outcall service?
Does anyone have a recommendation for outcall service? Preferably a spinner, full assets, and great menu items. Thanks in advanced for any help.
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08-04-19 16:25 #13552
Posts: 123Nuru
I am trying to find a good place for NURU. I see a lot of women at this phone number (703) xxxx399 anybody have experience here? Is it an AMP?
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08-04-19 11:10 #13551
Posts: 202Originally Posted by Krakatoa [View Original Post]
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08-04-19 08:20 #13550
Posts: 203AMPs
Originally Posted by Start2 [View Original Post]
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08-03-19 23:22 #13549
Posts: 206Apple
Greetings gents. Wondering if anyone has seen Apple. https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/mc...a/8106044.html.
Wondering if the pics are real and what's on the menu.
Thanks.
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08-03-19 22:10 #13548
Posts: 62ST from Fail to Fantastic in one visit.
Needing to get some kinks worked out and having read quite a few reports from all the fine folks here, I decided to give ST a try.
https://southernmaryland.bedpage.com...0/8074130.html
When I arrived it took at least 15 min to just find a place to park, fail #1.
When I was greeted at the door and put in a room I was told it would be a little wait I asked how long and was told 15 to 20 min. Fail #2.
I was about to leave when Amy the? Greeter? (middle aged, dressed like a cleaning lady, nice smile) said she would give me a good long Table shower herself if I could wait and then the "lady" would come give me massage. I had spent all the time getting there and parking so I agreed and Wow how glad I was. She asked me to get ready and she would fix the water, she came and took me to the Table shower room.
It was as expected, except it had great hand rails to grab getting on and off the table (they are always slippery to me) she then spent almost 30 min working soap, water and lather all over me in more of a wet soapy massage than a normal wash and rinse, Best Table shower in the normal sense ever. No Tease at all! Super relaxing. WOW.
Afterwards in the room Gina showed up for my "massage" Young, thin, sexy, busty (perfect bolt on set) another WOW. Not much massage and then everything I could have wanted great skills and bounce-ability. A little steep on the price but I was there for the first time so I guess it's expected. House + 1. 6 Fantastic!!
Definite Repeat for me and I think next time I go there I Will ask if Amy can do my TS I would pay the house fee just for that. Of course as always I'm sure YMMV.
Have fun, be nice, and look over your shoulder.
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08-03-19 15:57 #13547
Posts: 138Simple AMP Guide
Originally Posted by BoobyHunter [View Original Post]
AMP Maryland= FS.
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08-03-19 14:17 #13546
Posts: 84I Sacrificed Myself for the Team
Some people aren't meant for the business. Tina is one of those people.
https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/6661527.html
Her photo isn't in the ad; however, I was able to obtain a photo of Tina. I decided to do the massage and nuru combo with her. It seems KK made a mistake in selecting her.
I mean she is a nice lady but she was never trained. Lucy had to do 95% of the massage because Tina doesn't know how to massage. I didn't ask for Lucy. So, Lucy doing the massage was a nice bonus. While Lucy was doing the massage, she was giving instructions on how to do a massage to Tina in their native language. It was very awkward to say the least. After a while, Lucy left the room and Tina attempted to massage me. It wasn't a massage and I started to feel sorry for her.
Tina's massage was non-existent and she used too much oil. She gave up after a few minutes. When it was time for the nuru, she didn't know how to do it. She basically laid on me and moved a few inches. She knew she was fucking up. I felt sorry for her again.
I didn't hold it against her because I could tell she was super nervous. She was physically nervous and she kept mumbling to herself. I think the mumbling was a reaction to her nervousness. I believe that this is her first week. I also must mention that her English is non-existent. So, communicating with her was very difficult.
Her body? Well, she is 45+ and it shows. I'm not going to describe it because I feel sorry for her.
She is in the wrong business.
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08-03-19 12:59 #13545
Posts: 70Lucy or Tina
Question re Lucy. The bedpage ad says Lucy and Tina and has a face picture of someone a little older than I typically desire and a second picture of someone in a bikini. Who looks like she's right in my wheelhouse. Are the pics two different people and which one is Lucy?
Also, anyone know their rate for Nuru?
Originally Posted by FrankDigitola [View Original Post]
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08-03-19 09:03 #13544
Posts: 133Frankie Desi Arnaz Digitola
Originally Posted by VaughnBraun [View Original Post]
I met up with Lucy at the designated address. The pics in her ads are definitely her and she is attractive. This is even more so the case when she smiles. Her smile is really pretty. She looks to be around Vandaras age, and the age range isn't the only similarity between the two. Also of note is that she's a little slimmer than her pictures would lead you to believe. I went in thinking she'd be a little more voluptuous than she actually is.
After accepting the shower and handing off the Thai independent rate and tip, I head to the table. Lucy's English is very limited. Like very limited. Whatever level you're imagining right now, bump it down two more notches out of ten. There are blatantly big teddies inside this t-shirt she has on and I am in eager expectation to fondle said teds. I'm just hoping that these big teddies aren't being exaggerated by her bra.
The massage started and after the first few moves she asks: "Medium?" To which I reply "I prefer strong sweetheart. " She says "Strong!? Oh I can do strong!" I didn't know what this shock and excitement was all about, but I am intrigued. What I was in for was a lesson very much akin to that of a European tourist visiting Murica. A brah who walks into a 711 to procure a medium Slurpee for refreshment, and is immediately pelted in the face with a cup the size of well bucket. The same way units of measurement shockingly don't mean the same to us, units of pressure don't mean the same to Lucy.
For Lucy, ST is that light, tickle, Sam Smith music playing touch, medium is strong, and strong is uh, fucking Goku. Lucy is strong as hell! I have never, ever, gotten a massage this strong. She's stronger than any of the providers I've seen by a lot. Her massage was incredible. It was a lot like Vandaras CMT level Thai massage with stretching throughout, but much stronger. It was crazy because her pressure was massively intense but never crossed the line into painful. However I can see how some brahs who don't like deep tissue would be in pain. I don't know if she's got the paperwork, but she also performed a lot of chiropractic adjustments during our session. She cracked my knees, ankles, back, arms, and she adjusted my neck a few times pre and post flip. Speaking of which, she flipped me.
When she flipped me I was hamburger. I was totally relaxed. She massages the front and does her thing. She then gets to the vicinity of junior and asks if I want a Hugh Jackman. I tell her I do. She asked if I was going to tip her and I told her I had already slipped four Lin Manuel Miranda's in amongst the basic indy Thai fee. She's cool with that. The brief negotiation in conjunction with the non-sensual, yet very wonderful and therapeutic massage equaled no raging boner yet. I've got a chubber, but I'm not full mast. Lucy comes around to the other side of the table, lifts my bozack, takes two fingers and pushes strong, but not painfully on the side of my taint. She reaches over and does it on the other side of my taint. She does that in four different spots on my taint and then four spots on my pubic area. It didn't feel sexual. It just felt like pressure. However with each press I slowly get harder to the point where I'm now harder than a game of chess in Central Park. She smiles, points to junior and says "Ready now. Good. " as she gives me a thumbs up. I ask "WTF? Do we have a bunch of dude clits we don't know about inside of us?" But as I said earlier, limited English. Joke didn't kill.
She then removes her shirt and I find that her bra is in fact not exaggerating things, as it is nonexistent. Her teddies are big, but they are bolt ons. She asks if I want a slow tugger and I tell her I do. I roamed away on the teddies as she gave me a slow and sensual HJ. I was going to town on the teddies and she asked if I liked them. I tell her I did and she then ted banged me a bit before tugging me to a great pop. She then grabs the base, tugs more and milks out every drop.
Despite not cracking into the Frankie Digitola Teddies Hall of Fame due to the bolt on nature of the teddies, I absolutely loved my time with Lucy. Massage was beyond fantastic. Finish was great too, but that was a top 5 massage for me and the highlight of my time with her. She'll only be in town for a few more weeks she said, so get her while the getting is good.
Frankie.