Massage Parlor Reports

[Athlete21]

I'm coming into NOVA (Leesburg area) at the end of the month and was hoping to get a few leads on a place or two that I can check out while in town. I'm hoping for a hounger hot bodied girl (then again I guess we all are). Any tips on where I should or shouldn't go would be great!

[NeroMancer01]

Let me tell you about a dream I had yesterday. It was 9 pm and the wind carried my thoughts to Blue T. In Springfield. Her name was "Nana", or so she said. My thoughts only carried me for 30 minutes and. 60 + . 60. The dream was not impressive but I am comparing it to professionals. She was probably in her 30's and had B-cups. The session was dry and not as impressive and afterwards the negotiation. HJ only and asked too much for BJ. She did allow roaming during the session. If the communication was sweeter and the finances better; your YMMV with "Nana". After the dream was over I left unimpressed.

A call was placed about 1 hour and then 30 min coming. The person that answered the first time sounded angelic but the second time the person was not as welcoming. "Nana" did not admit to answering any calls but it did sound like her the second time. I doubt this AMP has three people working right before they close. She was not a big conversationalist. It was either this place or Hera / Lilly around the corner. The person who picked up the phone at Hera / Lilly was very short and did not sound inviting.

I have had better a way better dream at some place on Rt1 Woodbridge. It was past Lustine Toyota going south right on the left side. TS and a real nice massage.

[Bilaling]

If you were to read back a a day or two you would see comments on Angela and Mina at CS. I saw Angela today for a. 50 half hour session. As mentioned by two others, she is very pretty and fairly young (she told me 27). Nice bod and natural B cups. There was no attempt at massage other than some light rubbing but instead an offer of extras. She agreed to mutual oral for $. Extra, only because it was my first time and it was all I had with me. She stripped and offered the saran wrap route, but I rejected it. I got the teddies wet while she did a bit of BBBJ and I had her lie down on her back for some DATY which progressed to mutual 69 with her on top. Her BBBJ was only OK and combined with lube for a finish. She has a very pretty face and a great smile. As mentioned by another, she kissed throughout (LFK). Cleaned me up and kissed some more before I left. She hinted that there was more available for more $ but it would have to be an hour session. All in all for the $. 5 it was well worth it.

Once I submitted my question and I browsed back I did see the post. I normally browse with my phone and there are times the search doesn't work that well.

But thanks for the intel.

B.

[MiRoad]

Has anyone visited here recently? I went last year and seen a young college girl there with glasses. Damage wasn't too bad but the. The next few times I went she wasn't around so I've stopped going. Want to try again but want d to know if there is any talent / recommendation that I should ask for.

B.

If you were to read back a a day or two you would see comments on Angela and Mina at CS. I saw Angela today for a. 50 half hour session. As mentioned by two others, she is very pretty and fairly young (she told me 27). Nice bod and natural B cups. There was no attempt at massage other than some light rubbing but instead an offer of extras. She agreed to mutual oral for $. Extra, only because it was my first time and it was all I had with me. She stripped and offered the saran wrap route, but I rejected it. I got the teddies wet while she did a bit of BBBJ and I had her lie down on her back for some DATY which progressed to mutual 69 with her on top. Her BBBJ was only OK and combined with lube for a finish. She has a very pretty face and a great smile. As mentioned by another, she kissed throughout (LFK). Cleaned me up and kissed some more before I left. She hinted that there was more available for more $ but it would have to be an hour session. All in all for the $. 5 it was well worth it.

[JmSuttr]

Sounds like you're getting the majority of her funds or perhaps you're just the agent. Either way you may want to keep in mind that us old timers have more experience than significantly young boys. I wish you well in finding work for your girl.

Creepin.

FWIW, there've been quite a few recent "newbie" posts that don't have the same kind of "newbieness" feel as in years past. While all genuine mongers are most certainly welcome, I always use the board cred standard when deciding the value of any information shared. And especially whenever that information seems to focus inordinately on a single provider, agency, or AMP.

[RustyMuffler]

BenjieBurner, Is Denise offering services in Nova? I have seen her in PG County -- in three different apartments over the years. But always in Maryland.

Yes, she is justifiably very proud to have bona fide massage therapy credentials from a legit massage school. As well she should be. I think it's great!

Yes, she gives a very strong massage. So strong I always have to get her to ease up, especially on my neck. One time she left me sore and in pain for an entire week. She's so strong she could leave you in tears. But she eased up every time I asked. I just had to keep reminding her.

Denise really knows her stuff. One time I told her a certain part of my back was hurting and she spent extra time there rubbing some cream with a strong menthol smell, like ben gay, on that area. That helped a lot. But most times I have come out of there smelling like I took a bath in coconut milk. She has let me choose which scent I want if she has more than one flavor on hand.

However, at times I have found the need to step in to direct her during the massage because she can get random during her sessions. One time she started with both my shoulders, then upper back, middle back, right arm, right leg, glutes, neck, lower back, back of my head, then a light slap on the ass to turn over. Wait! What about my left arm and leg? So what I mean is she can get kind of scattered.

Highlights are she will reach under if you position yourself for such action. And the flip is always very enjoyable. However, one problem is I usually wind up back in my car after 45-50 minutes. So you might want to steer her regarding the pacing of your hour.

BB is right, she has a pretty face and a solid, bangin' body. She's got lovely breasts and a great ass! If you like a thick lady, (not fat, but "thick" in the traditional sense of the word,) and I mean that in the best of ways, you will be drooling over her body. Not many massage ladies around here with her womanly physique.

But do keep your expectations in check because Denise is not a 20-something hardbody any more. She has more of a sexy MILF body. I've had varying levels of success in how much of it I've got to enjoy seeing and feeling up during different sessions. And BB's right about her limits as well. My queries about CFS and CBJs have been met with a hard "no". (In fact, I'm usually not asking massage ladies for those kind of extras, but there's something about her body that really turns me on.).

But the biggest problem I've run into has been showing up and her having no sheets or any whatsoever on her professional massage table. Maybe some of you guys are okay with that set-up, but it's not my idea of a good time. That has started us out wrong before because she didn't have any clean sheets. She reluctantly layed out towels and a couple of wash rags on the head rest cradle to get me through the session. So expect no frills is right!

I would rate her massage skills slightly lower than BB, maybe give her a 8, KK 8. 5 and Nalee a 9. But I still recommend her for a nice change of pace from our Nova Asia gems, with the caveats I have laid out.

If she is located in Nova, please let us know what area. The ad I see still lists her as providing incall in Maryland.

Best of luck, gentlemen.

[Miketastic69]

Sounds like you're getting the majority of her funds or perhaps you're just the "agent". Either way you may want to keep in mind that us old timers have more experience than significantly young boys. I wish you well in finding work for your girl.

Creepin.

Ah Denise. I saw her when she had that place near the green line with the mattress on the floor. She is super attractive and natural. I am a FS guy and regrettably she ignored my begging and only gave me a Nova-type finish. She let me kiss her sumptuous lips and whatever moisturizer she uses gave my lips ten years of youth back. She's a solid 6. Honorable mention.

It's hard to compare her to any of the named providers. They each have their pros and cons. It comes down to preference. You've managed to get through the hard part of getting invited in. Now, don't f it up and continue to have fun. Maybe review someone other than Denise. Maybe TOFTT?

I will admit that I have wifed up some chicks that others did not care much for before. Glenda in Temple Hils many many years ago rings a bell. Just like in cars, shoe brands, ahairstyles it's preference.

[Creeping]

Let me preface this by saying I am significantly younger than 98% of you old timers. With that out of the way, I am here to bless you all with a diamond in the rough.

I have seen: Nikki, Kiko, KK, Amber at VIP (PG), Tara, "Sally", "Sue" and just about every girl ya'll and ya boy Franklin ramble about from the area. They're all cool, some better than others, but I had yet to find one I would consistently be willing to go to. Living in Georgetown, I have fairly quick access to both PG and NOVA. That being said, however, I prefer NOVA as I am not big on FS- getting good looking girls is not hard, finding even decently attractive girls who give professional level massages then will NOVA bomb you is next to impossible.

Enter Denise in Temple Hills. Some of the OGs may know her (OG = original gangster for the oldie vanilla faces in the crowd). Anyway, Denise is what happens when NOVA and PG collide.

Before I go any further, let me make a couple things clear: Denise is not going to fuck you, Denise is not going to blow you, but Denise is going to give you a very sensual CMT level massage in her bra and panties for an unbeatable price (play your cards right and that's just panties or potentially more for writing a lengthy review. Just a guess though).

"sOoOoo wHuT BeNJie, aLoT oF gIrLS giveeee GoOd toPLeSS MasSages"- stfu and let me finish.

Denise's hands are stronger than Kikos and KKs, and her tits rivals Nikkis. For the kicker, as Denise is black, so is her ass (shocker).

Fun fact: when I graduated from college 3 years ago and discovered Backpage, she was the first provider I ever saw. Being an adventurous bushy-eyed cub scout, I ventured out to see what else was out there, and lost her contact

Executive Summary:

Age: 37-45.

Face: 8 (she's not a supermodel, but she's not bad to look at at all).

Tits: 10 (Huge MILF-Y Naturals) * Google search "Cassidy Bank $"

Ass: 7.5 (natural MILF-Y ass, but she says she's working out heavily again so it's likely to improve).

Overall body: 7.5 (honestly, most of you all will probably give her an 8 or 9).

Body comparison: Google search "Cassidy Bank $" and add 15 years of "naturalness" to that.

Legit Massage: 10 (experienced professional level).

NOVA: 10 (but hey, maybe you can convince her to make the trip to PG one day).

The one thing I will say, is that her space is not the most, how you say, professional. Do not expect frills and thrills unless you plan on an outcall. Simply expect a table in the middle of an apartment living room.

With all of that said, and an all-in, no haggle price of 120/ hr, + whatever attempt to 1 up everyone and get her to ride you to PG- you cannot go wrong.

https://dc.rubratings.com/144024

Sounds like you're getting the majority of her funds or perhaps you're just the "agent". Either way you may want to keep in mind that us old timers have more experience than significantly young boys. I wish you well in finding work for your girl.

Creepin.

[Serpico99]

I decided to visit Spa Sung in Springfield since there was a recent report of a provider wearing some nice jean shorts and a tank top. I went in and got Julie. She is pretty attractive, and nice body, somewhat tall for a provider, maybe 5'7". She wore some yoga pants a t-shirt but she came back into the room with a tight dress. I normally opt for a half hour at new places I visit but since she looked really attractive, little head won out and I opted for the hour. Rubmaps has the fee listed as 70 for an hour but it's really 80 for an hour. This place is really nice on the inside.

Julie gave a pretty good massage for a Korean AMP. My experience with Korean AMPs over the last few years is that mainly do a oil / lotion crappy massage rub with a rushed finish (a lot of the Koreans seem to be just money hungry and looking to get on to the next customer to make their day's pay). Julie was different, she actually gave a good massage. On the flip, she did a the good ole' Korean AMP what do you want, how much you pay routine. I opted only for a HJ as I wanted to see if she would end up being greedy and try to rush but she said at least 40 for a HJ which I paid ahead of time. She said she does this for new customers because some customers have stiffed her on tips. She did a good HJ. I'll repeat and see what else can be had. If anyone else is a regular with Julie, feel free to backchannel.

[Frank Digitola]

Mere months ago I vowed to never step foot inside of 8303 ever again. I told you brahs that it was wise to adopt the same resolve. I have however done a complete 180. Not only have I been to 8303 on three separate occasions recently, but it's very possible that moving forward I'll be dropping more coin there than Michael J. Fox at an arcade playing Mrs Pac-Man.

I have friends that live off of Gallows Rd. Because of this I find myself in and around that area pretty frequently. Last week there was a discussion about feasting at Sweetwater Tavern, but since it was late-ish and my single brahs wanted to hunt for blondes with daddy issues, this never happens. So we eat there Sunday. It's cheat day and the gluttony was intense. When I get in the car afterwards I am comatose. I check the site and reply to brahs about the PG County AMPs and now I'm ready to get a massage and pop. I've got PG County in mind as I've been talking about it so much, but I didn't even want to walk to my car, much less drive to Camp Springs from Gallows Road. So I figured I'm here already, I might as well try Sun Dee again.

This time I decided to do it right. I call and ask "who's working today?" The woman who answers the phone rattled off a bunch of names and confused me. But Sun Dee was one of the ones I heard, so I make an appointment and head over. I arrived and the first person I see is KiKi. However in a split second another girl hits the corner and cuts KiKi off. I look up and I'm astonished. I'm standing in 8303 but don't believe my eyes. This girl is a fairly thick, pretty, D cup owning, rosy cheeked provider who has hot curled her hair and still has a good bit of glow left. She looks to be in her late 20's or early 30's. She tells me hello and then curves her beautiful, full, lips into a smile that was lovely and radiant. She asked if I wanted a massage and the lips that were already prepped to tell KiKi "Kick rocks. I made an appointment with Sun Dee. " told this new face "I absolutely do!" totally blowing off the appointment I made.

As good ole Vaughn brah mentioned below, you know if your time will be rad or not within the first few seconds of your session. I deduce this by not only the initial touches but how they respond to the flirtation. She comes into the room, takes her fingertips, runs them from my Achilles up my legs, back and onto my traps into a strong squeeze. My upper back and traps are pumped like hell from Friday's rack pulls. She tells me I have a strong body and asks if I want a hard massage. I tell her yes. She asks how I am doing. I tell her "I was just okay, but now that I've met you, I'm excellent." She blushed, says "OMG", falls on top of me and kisses me on the cheek. The English is good, so I can flirt away. I'm certain that this is going to go really well.

She introduces herself as Linda and says she's only been at 8303 for about a week. I'm simultaneously glad to be seeing her and pissed that I essentially wiped my own angus with a benji and put it in a paper shredder by going to 8303 a day too soon last week. Linda is giving me a wonderful deep tissue massage. She's putting in serious elbow grease. We flirt and chat sporadically throughout the massage. At one point in the massage she's working my upper back, traps and neck. She stopped the strokes to oil back up, and when she stopped, we simultaneously exhale, then share a laugh. I look at her and she's sweating. I ask if she's okay. She tells me she is, and that I just have a strong back. She then ask if I'm enjoying myself. I ask her "how could I not be with the most beautiful girl in Virginia massaging me?" She blushed again and kissed me again. She hot towels me down and starts the ST all over. The boys are tickled as is my angus and then I'm flipped.

She starts to slowly caress me all over the front, accidentally grazing junior every now and again. She makes her way up to my neck and slowly caresses my cheek. This is the perfect time I feel to pull the Frankie Digitola move of all Frankie Digitola moves. I tell her she's beautiful. In Mandarin. She turns red and smiles like the goddamn Cheshire Cat. She grabs my face, leans in and starts to kiss me. It was small pecks at first. She then sticks her tongue in my mouth and does the Asian, dfk, tongue whirlwind that, let's be honest, nobody likes. I stop her by doing the "Shhh" gesture over her lips. I then take control, put my hand behind her neck and kiss her lips tenderly. She moans, exhales and wraps her arms around my head and we make out harder. This time though we DFK the right way. Murica!

She hops up, smiles and says "I like you." I concur. She lifts her shirt and pulls out her teddies. Let's stop there. Okay, so the bra she had on was doing a bit of heavy lifting. The D teddies I spied were actually plump C's in a nice bra with a touch of padding. We've also been face to face and making out. Now that I've seen her in full HD, and half of her makeup is smeared all over my face and lips, I deduce she's also probably mid to late 30's. She is however very pretty and has a gorgeous smile, she's just not the 28 or 29 year old I thought she was. She puts her teddies in my face and I nurse away. She has a nice little booty too, so as she starts to overhand corkscrew me slowly, I grab her ass and reciprocate the nova stimulation. She's moaning, and nova'ing slow and intense. It's not generic quick strokes either. She's sliding down and stroking full real estate.

The tugger stops. She kiss me again and lays down beside me with her thick leg wrapped around mine. We make out as she novas me a touch faster with a tighter grip. The kissing moves from my lips to my neck and then, it's Kryptonite time, she starts to kiss and suck my ears. I was already rock hard but I'm now harder than premed biochemistry. I pop harder than a bolt of lightning from Mjolnir. Linda kisses me, hops up and stares at it. She says "wow that's thick. Most guys don't have that much and it's watery. " I tell her "that's because I probably make D1 athletes. With my genetics and both of our facial aesthetics we can make handsome sons and won't have to work in 20 years." With that I breached her English threshold. That bit was way funnier than she acted. She cleaned me up and then after I'm dressed and sitting in the side chair putting my shoes on, she makes the table. She finished and comes over, straddles me and we make out for a few minutes more. I hand her 6, she smiles, gives me a kiss goodbye and asks me to come back. I definitely will. On my way out I notice I've been there 20 minutes over and that KiKi is waving at me in a very "Damn. I'm not going to be able to get a penny out of brah ever again. " kinda way. She is correct.

So. 8303. There are apparently about 4-6 providers there now. There's Linda, KiKi, MiMi (who is the lady who's name I didn't know), the Lee Dee chick Vaughn Brah saw (as I've never seen a fit chick there), and Sun Dee. Interestingly in my two previous visits I never asked for "Sun Dee". I just said "new girl". The woman I called Sun Dee was a 30 something who is pre weight loss Tara's size with D teddies. If that wasn't Sun Dee then there are potentially 6 chicks there. I call dibs on Linda though.

Frankie.

[PomLovesThais]

Planning on visiting an Indy tomorrow and I was wondering if anyone has advice for me. I don't really care too much about the massage but looking for some great flip action with good visuals.

Not sure how to answer you. Who are you seeing? Did.

You do any research to see what this Indy offers in services.

And costs? If you did and treat her nicely I don't think there.

Should be any concerns.

How can we give you advice unless we know who it is?

[BenjieBurner]

Let me preface this by saying I am significantly younger than 98% of you old timers. With that out of the way, I am here to bless you all with a diamond in the rough.

I have seen: Nikki, Kiko, KK, Amber at VIP (PG), Tara, "Sally", "Sue" and just about every girl ya'll and ya boy Franklin ramble about from the area. They're all cool, some better than others, but I had yet to find one I would consistently be willing to go to. Living in Georgetown, I have fairly quick access to both PG and NOVA. That being said, however, I prefer NOVA as I am not big on FS- getting good looking girls is not hard, finding even decently attractive girls who give professional level massages then will NOVA bomb you is next to impossible.

Enter Denise in Temple Hills. Some of the OGs may know her (OG = original gangster for the oldie vanilla faces in the crowd). Anyway, Denise is what happens when NOVA and PG collide.

Before I go any further, let me make a couple things clear: Denise is not going to fuck you, Denise is not going to blow you, but Denise is going to give you a very sensual CMT level massage in her bra and panties for an unbeatable price (play your cards right and that's just panties or potentially more for writing a lengthy review. Just a guess though).

"sOoOoo wHuT BeNJie, aLoT oF gIrLS giveeee GoOd toPLeSS MasSages"- stfu and let me finish.

Denise's hands are stronger than Kikos and KKs, and her tits rivals Nikkis. For the kicker, as Denise is black, so is her ass (shocker).

Fun fact: when I graduated from college 3 years ago and discovered Backpage, she was the first provider I ever saw. Being an adventurous bushy-eyed cub scout, I ventured out to see what else was out there, and lost her contact [Deleted by Admin]

Executive Summary:

Age: 37-45.

Face: 8 (she's not a supermodel, but she's not bad to look at at all).

Tits: 10 (Huge MILF-Y Naturals) * Google search "Cassidy Bank $"

Ass: 7.5 (natural MILF-Y ass, but she says she's working out heavily again so it's likely to improve).

Overall body: 7.5 (honestly, most of you all will probably give her an 8 or 9).

Body comparison: Google search "Cassidy Bank $" and add 15 years of "naturalness" to that.

Legit Massage: 10 (experienced professional level).

NOVA: 10 (but hey, maybe you can convince her to make the trip to PG one day).

The one thing I will say, is that her space is not the most, how you say, professional. Do not expect frills and thrills unless you plan on an outcall. Simply expect a table in the middle of an apartment living room.

With all of that said, and an all-in, no haggle price of 120/ hr, + whatever attempt to 1 up everyone and get her to ride you to PG- you cannot go wrong.

https://dc.rubratings.com/144024

[Bilaling]

Has anyone visited here recently? I went last year and seen a young college girl there with glasses. Damage wasn't too bad but the. The next few times I went she wasn't around so I've stopped going. Want to try again but want d to know if there is any talent / recommendation that I should ask for.

B.

[SnakeDaddy]

I think this is the place: https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...church-va-8348#rubmaps.

If you google the number, the spa name was changed from TT. RM might not be up to date for this spa but I don't see a Wendy listed so may be YMMV.

Yep that's the one. Back was hurting, got it fixed plus extras. Pics are fake. Not great looking, not worst either, but made up with attitude, YMMV for sure.

[SexAddict96]

Any chance you have a link? If pics on ad are they real? Welcome aboard.

I think this is the place: https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...church-va-8348#rubmaps.

If you google the number, the spa name was changed from TT. RM might not be up to date for this spa but I don't see a Wendy listed so may be YMMV.