Massage Parlor Reports

**Pacom555** · 07-30-19 20:06

Originally Posted by Caribe [View Original Post]

She's not the same Ana. That Anna had a disagreement with the owner, quit and went back to China. I saw her in an apartment in Alhambra just before she left for China. In this current Anna is taller and slightly thinner. The old Anna was a rimming fool. I'm not sure about this one is into rimming but she's game for anything else, including BB like the old one.

What I remember, you could get FS from the old Anna for 60 including entry fee. The newer one is definitely a little more.

Ah, ok thanks for that intel! That's what I thought, but all the recent talk about F&C / Anna had me wondering. Yes, old Anna pretty much didn't care how much you gave her.

**Caribe** · 07-30-19 18:58

Originally Posted by Pacom555 [View Original Post]

Amazing that F&C is still at the top of the conversation. I guess some of us can't resist a cheap F, no matter how gross.

So, is the Anna that is currently there, the same Anna from 5 years ago? The sweaty lady that tries to kiss you with bad breath and would be looking at her phone while her tongue was 1" deep in your b-hole?

She's not the same Ana. That Anna had a disagreement with the owner, quit and went back to China. I saw her in an apartment in Alhambra just before she left for China. In this current Anna is taller and slightly thinner. The old Anna was a rimming fool. I'm not sure about this one is into rimming but she's game for anything else, including BB like the old one.

What I remember, you could get FS from the old Anna for 60 including entry fee. The newer one is definitely a little more.

**Pacom555** · 07-30-19 16:43

Amazing that F&C is still at the top of the conversation. I guess some of us can't resist a cheap F, no matter how gross.

So, is the Anna that is currently there, the same Anna from 5 years ago? The sweaty lady that tries to kiss you with bad breath and would be looking at her phone while her tongue was 1" deep in your b-hole?

**Grimmy23** · 07-30-19 14:15

Or has the MP scene gotten exceptionally bad in recent years? I got back into a little mongering this week for the first time in a couple years. Yeah, there are some places with hot young girls that are nice to look at, but the service is abysmal and rushed. All of these places in bedpage advertise "text for pics," "you choose," "nuru," and "backdoor available. " The pics are never anywhere close to accurate. There is never a choice. They always only have one girl available when you show up. "Nuru" places usually don't really offer nuru. They're just another name for a typical rub & tug joint. Backdoor. Well I'm sure it's available somewhere but not that common. Not that I'm into that really but it's a bucket list thing and I've never found it around here. Almost always at MPs I find I'm in and out of the place in about 15-20 minutes. The girls are mostly about getting you in, getting you off, and getting you back out the door as quickly as possible. That's why I enjoyed my session with Zelda so much, even though she's older and not really attractive. It was all about my orgasm and nothing else.

20 years or so ago, before the internet was a dominating force, I was always able to find nice experiences with young pretty girls in places like the LAXpress. I'd get lots of nude massages with happy ending. Literally a legit type hour massage like you'd get in a real spa, except with the girl Completely naked and a HJ finish. I'd also find lots of "body on body" massages where a young girl would do a nuru type slide over me for an hour while having nice conversation, and finish with a HJ. I don't need anything more than a HJ really. In fact I'd much rather get "just a HJ" with a young, pretty girl than a rushed BJ or FS from an MP that just wants me out the door as quickly as possible. Those kinds of places have become difficult to impossible to find though. Are there any still out there?

**Bla Bla** · 07-30-19 12:25

Originally Posted by DayDreamerLoco [View Original Post]

Hi Bla Bla, you still went AFTER seeing the pictures? That meant the ladies are not that bad. It's still good to set your expectations low. Who did you end up with? (Just curious).

Meant that I didn't go. After I saw the pics, I said no way.

**Sound7** · 07-30-19 12:06

Majority of MT are self taught, some have very limited skills in conducting the desired massage effect. Very mechanical no pressure variation in push or pull strokes. On the other hand some are able to focus on stiff muscle treatment. Requesting a Foot massage may be declined due to the MT availability and preference.

Women client are present too on some day in the afternoon.

Body massage is the premium service. Names are interchanged among MTs to keep the flow going. Standard MT name's like Ana, Coco, YuYu, Tina, Eva. Are indicated.

Originally Posted by DayDreamerLoco [View Original Post]

Hi Bla Bla, you still went AFTER seeing the pictures? That meant the ladies are not that bad. It's still good to set your expectations low. Who did you end up with? (Just curious).

**FishyChips** · 07-30-19 11:18

First time posting but long time monger.

Had to try F&C. The AMP game is filled with older women so what's the big deal right?

Visited yesterday and Shynee took me to her broom closet with a curtain instead of a door.

Typical basic massage with teasing then the flip. While I flipped, she took offer her dress and revealed the ewok she was hiding in her panties.

I closed my eyes and got a well done service. She must've taken out her dentures while I had my eyes closed because that shit felt amazing.

Leaving the place, I had the worst walk of shame leaving the place.

As soon as I got to my ride, I started gagging at the thought of Gilf that just serviced me.

The shame kept me up last night. I think I got PTSD from watching her undress.

Place is as advertised but it isn't for the faint of heart.

Good luck!

**DayDreamerLoco** · 07-30-19 11:12

Originally Posted by BlaBla [View Original Post]

Look for H Salt Fish and Chips I'm Westminster. Same parking lot. Just know, the ladies there are old af and ugly. Look at the rubmaps pics before you go. Good thing I did before I went.

Hi Bla Bla, you still went AFTER seeing the pictures? That meant the ladies are not that bad. It's still good to set your expectations low. Who did you end up with? (Just curious).

**Bla Bla** · 07-29-19 22:06

Originally Posted by LjBank [View Original Post]

I live in Portland and am heading to OC next week on business. Can someone please tell me what F & C is? Couldn't find anything with those initials on RM? BTW, Portland pretty much sucks for this hobby. Better off going with a pro companion than trying to find a good AMP.

Look for H Salt Fish and Chips I'm Westminster. Same parking lot. Just know, the ladies there are old af and ugly. Look at the rubmaps pics before you go. Good thing I did before I went.

**Spoonclock** · 07-29-19 16:59

Originally Posted by Newby8 [View Original Post]

Amazing time just got back, will have to give more details tomorrow.

How was the meat?

**Sound7** · 07-29-19 15:40

Westminister West. $20 foot massage.

Originally Posted by LjBank [View Original Post]

I live in Portland and am heading to OC next week on business. Can someone please tell me what F & C is? Couldn't find anything with those initials on RM? BTW, Portland pretty much sucks for this hobby. Better off going with a pro companion than trying to find a good AMP.

**Dialing77** · 07-29-19 15:18

Hi All,

I'm sure you've noticed HS has a lot of new girls. I usually like to stick with girls I've seen before and know what I'm getting. I recently went outside my comfort zone and tried Kelly. I was not disappointed and WILL repeat. She truly enjoys her work, and really knows how to push your buttons. She's only been there for about a month. I anticipate she will become a favorite on this board. I've had Novia before-and Kelly is far better IMO. Her pic on instagram is a fair representation, she's a beautiful girl. Her personality is even more awesome, and you are the center of her world during your session. She basically makes you feel like you're her boyfriend, and she's happy to satisfy you after a long days work. I could write about her for days. But I need to get going to see her again right now. Feel free to ask any questions, I"m happy to help everyone avoid wasting time on newbies. This is one newbie that is a winning choice.

**Wiregrass** · 07-29-19 15:04

Originally Posted by Tipisil [View Original Post]

I'm getting a vasectomy done and remember reading about someone who did some grinning down there that left you extremely happy. But, can't seem to find it. Anyone also remember or can point me to this barber?

35 (?) years ago I shaved myself. That didn't stop the nurse from once again lathering me up.

My most painful part? The audience that sat in; I'm sure glad I was from WAY out of town.

**Wiregrass** · 07-29-19 15:01

Originally Posted by LjBank [View Original Post]

I live in Portland and am heading to OC next week on business. Can someone please tell me what F & C is? Couldn't find anything with those initials on RM? BTW, Portland pretty much sucks for this hobby. Better off going with a pro companion than trying to find a good AMP.

I'm from even further away but have been reading this page for awhile now.

F&C = fish and chips, an actual eatery place. But there's a place very close that they've given the name F&C. I can't say where it is but the info (I believe) has been provided before.

**Rntintheoc** · 07-29-19 14:48

Originally Posted by ZzzBoy14 [View Original Post]

I can't believe you guys are actually talking about the spa at 23331 el toro.

Google that address and the word "bust" and tell me what you see lmao. You guys need to be safer.

That was LFBC. I miss that place.