Massage Parlor Reports

[DunKirk666]

Or has the MP scene gotten exceptionally bad in recent years? I got back into a little mongering this week for the first time in a couple years. Yeah, there are some places with hot young girls that are nice to look at, but the service is abysmal and rushed. All of these places in bedpage advertise "text for pics, you choose, nuru, and backdoor available. " The pics are never anywhere close to accurate. There is never a choice. They always only have one girl available when you show up. Nuru places usually don't really offer nuru. They're just another name for a typical rub & tug joint. Backdoor. Well I'm sure it's available somewhere but not that common. Not that I'm into that really but it's a bucket list thing and I've never found it around here. Almost always at MPs I find I'm in and out of the place in about 15-20 minutes. The girls are mostly about getting you in, getting you off, and getting you back out the door as quickly as possible. That's why I enjoyed my session with Zelda so much, even though she's older and not really attractive. It was all about my orgasm and nothing else.

20 years or so ago, before the internet was a dominating force, I was always able to find nice experiences with young pretty girls in places like the LAXpress. I'd get lots of nude massages with happy ending. Literally a legit type hour massage like you'd get in a real spa, except with the girl Completely naked and a HJ finish. I'd also find lots of "body on body" massages where a young girl would do a nuru type slide over me for an hour while having nice conversation, and finish with a HJ. I don't need anything more than a HJ really. In fact I'd much rather get "just a HJ" with a young, pretty girl than a rushed BJ or FS from an MP that just wants me out the door as quickly as possible. Those kinds of places have become difficult to impossible to find though. Are there any still out there?

Yeah there are HJ places out there with hot young girls but you're not going to get away with a $40 tip. They know they are hot and expect ridiculous tips. Had it happen recently at Newport Mesa. Hot Viet offered a basic HJ and wanted $100. So if you're willing to pay that then you won't have a problem. Most won't pay prices for a rushed handy.

[DPR85]

I've been lurking for a bit around here and just wanted to contribute my short experience.

Harmony Spa.

Like others have mentioned, Lena is a bit tits MILF. She's pricey (. 6 Handshake and there's more on the menu). Massage is 6/10 and decent handshake. Cici is probably the best looking. Young and a 7/10 body I think. Massage and handshake pretty standard. . 4 for the HE.

Vy Massage.

This has been my go to because of the price. Although it seems that in the past week they're under new management so I'm not sure what the deal is now. I mostly went with Julie or Jenny. Julie is a big tits Latina. Looks were 6/10 (no ass). She gave a decent massage 6-7/10 and good handshake for. 4. I think I even remember a Russian finish but YMMV. Jenny is a young viet. Not fat not skinny, she has a good body for my taste 7/10 (good ass). Decent massage 6-7/10 and good handshake for. 40. Linda is a viet in her 30's I think. Good body with C bolts on. Massage was 5/10 and HE was standard for. 4.

Luxury Golden Spa.

Went here because of the table shower but ended up being serviced by the mms so my experience wasn't great. She offered he but I just couldn't do it with her. I might give it another try.

[CJamesTX85]

I used to see a Amy that worked right next to the Costco in Huntington Beach off the 405 and beach. Saw a couple different Amys there and they both gave the best full hour mode massage and body slide. Both were gnd looking and were spinners so nothing big up top. But that was fun and enjoyable. Always try the number once in awhile just to see if they are back but damn wish they were still around. Does anyone know of any girls working in that apt complex next to Costco that offer the full hour massage like that.

Or has the MP scene gotten exceptionally bad in recent years? I got back into a little mongering this week for the first time in a couple years. Yeah, there are some places with hot young girls that are nice to look at, but the service is abysmal and rushed. All of these places in bedpage advertise "text for pics," "you choose," "nuru," and "backdoor available. " The pics are never anywhere close to accurate. There is never a choice. They always only have one girl available when you show up. "Nuru" places usually don't really offer nuru. They're just another name for a typical rub & tug joint. Backdoor. Well I'm sure it's available somewhere but not that common. Not that I'm into that really but it's a bucket list thing and I've never found it around here. Almost always at MPs I find I'm in and out of the place in about 15-20 minutes. The girls are mostly about getting you in, getting you off, and getting you back out the door as quickly as possible. That's why I enjoyed my session with Zelda so much, even though she's older and not really attractive. It was all about my orgasm and nothing else.

20 years or so ago, before the internet was a dominating force, I was always able to find nice experiences with young pretty girls in places like the LAXpress. I'd get lots of nude massages with happy ending. Literally a legit type hour massage like you'd get in a real spa, except with the girl Completely naked and a HJ finish. I'd also find lots of "body on body" massages where a young girl would do a nuru type slide over me for an hour while having nice conversation, and finish with a HJ. I don't need anything more than a HJ really. In fact I'd much rather get "just a HJ" with a young, pretty girl than a rushed BJ or FS from an MP that just wants me out the door as quickly as possible. Those kinds of places have become difficult to impossible to find though. Are there any still out there?

[Caribe]

Ah, ok thanks for that intel! That's what I thought, but all the recent talk about F&C / Anna had me wondering. Yes, old Anna pretty much didn't care how much you gave her.

There was also a time when she wasn't reviewed. Entry was 20 or less. Anna was thrilled to get 30 or 40. Once the reviews flooded the sites and Mamasan could see the demand, she increased the fee a few times and made it tougher on Anna. She even took away Anna's share of the fee. She was left with tips alone. That was the start of the F&C rep... Lena, Kerry, Amy, before hours visits and backyard shed visits. Wild times!

[Pacom555]

She's not the same Ana. That Anna had a disagreement with the owner, quit and went back to China. I saw her in an apartment in Alhambra just before she left for China. In this current Anna is taller and slightly thinner. The old Anna was a rimming fool. I'm not sure about this one is into rimming but she's game for anything else, including BB like the old one.

What I remember, you could get FS from the old Anna for 60 including entry fee. The newer one is definitely a little more.

Ah, ok thanks for that intel! That's what I thought, but all the recent talk about F&C / Anna had me wondering. Yes, old Anna pretty much didn't care how much you gave her.

[Caribe]

Amazing that F&C is still at the top of the conversation. I guess some of us can't resist a cheap F, no matter how gross.

So, is the Anna that is currently there, the same Anna from 5 years ago? The sweaty lady that tries to kiss you with bad breath and would be looking at her phone while her tongue was 1" deep in your b-hole?

She's not the same Ana. That Anna had a disagreement with the owner, quit and went back to China. I saw her in an apartment in Alhambra just before she left for China. In this current Anna is taller and slightly thinner. The old Anna was a rimming fool. I'm not sure about this one is into rimming but she's game for anything else, including BB like the old one.

What I remember, you could get FS from the old Anna for 60 including entry fee. The newer one is definitely a little more.

[Pacom555]

Amazing that F&C is still at the top of the conversation. I guess some of us can't resist a cheap F, no matter how gross.

So, is the Anna that is currently there, the same Anna from 5 years ago? The sweaty lady that tries to kiss you with bad breath and would be looking at her phone while her tongue was 1" deep in your b-hole?

[Grimmy23]

Or has the MP scene gotten exceptionally bad in recent years? I got back into a little mongering this week for the first time in a couple years. Yeah, there are some places with hot young girls that are nice to look at, but the service is abysmal and rushed. All of these places in bedpage advertise "text for pics," "you choose," "nuru," and "backdoor available. " The pics are never anywhere close to accurate. There is never a choice. They always only have one girl available when you show up. "Nuru" places usually don't really offer nuru. They're just another name for a typical rub & tug joint. Backdoor. Well I'm sure it's available somewhere but not that common. Not that I'm into that really but it's a bucket list thing and I've never found it around here. Almost always at MPs I find I'm in and out of the place in about 15-20 minutes. The girls are mostly about getting you in, getting you off, and getting you back out the door as quickly as possible. That's why I enjoyed my session with Zelda so much, even though she's older and not really attractive. It was all about my orgasm and nothing else.

20 years or so ago, before the internet was a dominating force, I was always able to find nice experiences with young pretty girls in places like the LAXpress. I'd get lots of nude massages with happy ending. Literally a legit type hour massage like you'd get in a real spa, except with the girl Completely naked and a HJ finish. I'd also find lots of "body on body" massages where a young girl would do a nuru type slide over me for an hour while having nice conversation, and finish with a HJ. I don't need anything more than a HJ really. In fact I'd much rather get "just a HJ" with a young, pretty girl than a rushed BJ or FS from an MP that just wants me out the door as quickly as possible. Those kinds of places have become difficult to impossible to find though. Are there any still out there?

[Bla Bla]

Hi Bla Bla, you still went AFTER seeing the pictures? That meant the ladies are not that bad. It's still good to set your expectations low. Who did you end up with? (Just curious).

Meant that I didn't go. After I saw the pics, I said no way.

[Sound7]

Majority of MT are self taught, some have very limited skills in conducting the desired massage effect. Very mechanical no pressure variation in push or pull strokes. On the other hand some are able to focus on stiff muscle treatment. Requesting a Foot massage may be declined due to the MT availability and preference.

Women client are present too on some day in the afternoon.

Body massage is the premium service. Names are interchanged among MTs to keep the flow going. Standard MT name's like Ana, Coco, YuYu, Tina, Eva. Are indicated.

Hi Bla Bla, you still went AFTER seeing the pictures? That meant the ladies are not that bad. It's still good to set your expectations low. Who did you end up with? (Just curious).

[FishyChips]

First time posting but long time monger.

Had to try F&C. The AMP game is filled with older women so what's the big deal right?

Visited yesterday and Shynee took me to her broom closet with a curtain instead of a door.

Typical basic massage with teasing then the flip. While I flipped, she took offer her dress and revealed the ewok she was hiding in her panties.

I closed my eyes and got a well done service. She must've taken out her dentures while I had my eyes closed because that shit felt amazing.

Leaving the place, I had the worst walk of shame leaving the place.

As soon as I got to my ride, I started gagging at the thought of Gilf that just serviced me.

The shame kept me up last night. I think I got PTSD from watching her undress.

Place is as advertised but it isn't for the faint of heart.

Good luck!

[DayDreamerLoco]

Look for H Salt Fish and Chips I'm Westminster. Same parking lot. Just know, the ladies there are old af and ugly. Look at the rubmaps pics before you go. Good thing I did before I went.

Hi Bla Bla, you still went AFTER seeing the pictures? That meant the ladies are not that bad. It's still good to set your expectations low. Who did you end up with? (Just curious).

[Bla Bla]

I live in Portland and am heading to OC next week on business. Can someone please tell me what F & C is? Couldn't find anything with those initials on RM? BTW, Portland pretty much sucks for this hobby. Better off going with a pro companion than trying to find a good AMP.

Look for H Salt Fish and Chips I'm Westminster. Same parking lot. Just know, the ladies there are old af and ugly. Look at the rubmaps pics before you go. Good thing I did before I went.

[Spoonclock]

Amazing time just got back, will have to give more details tomorrow.

How was the meat?

[Sound7]

Westminister West. $20 foot massage.

I live in Portland and am heading to OC next week on business. Can someone please tell me what F & C is? Couldn't find anything with those initials on RM? BTW, Portland pretty much sucks for this hobby. Better off going with a pro companion than trying to find a good AMP.