Massage Parlor Reports

**Bla Bla** · 07-29-19 22:06

Originally Posted by LjBank [View Original Post]

I live in Portland and am heading to OC next week on business. Can someone please tell me what F & C is? Couldn't find anything with those initials on RM? BTW, Portland pretty much sucks for this hobby. Better off going with a pro companion than trying to find a good AMP.

Look for H Salt Fish and Chips I'm Westminster. Same parking lot. Just know, the ladies there are old af and ugly. Look at the rubmaps pics before you go. Good thing I did before I went.

**Spoonclock** · 07-29-19 16:59

Originally Posted by Newby8 [View Original Post]

Amazing time just got back, will have to give more details tomorrow.

How was the meat?

**Sound7** · 07-29-19 15:40

Westminister West. $20 foot massage.

Originally Posted by LjBank [View Original Post]

I live in Portland and am heading to OC next week on business. Can someone please tell me what F & C is? Couldn't find anything with those initials on RM? BTW, Portland pretty much sucks for this hobby. Better off going with a pro companion than trying to find a good AMP.

**Dialing77** · 07-29-19 15:18

Hi All,

I'm sure you've noticed HS has a lot of new girls. I usually like to stick with girls I've seen before and know what I'm getting. I recently went outside my comfort zone and tried Kelly. I was not disappointed and WILL repeat. She truly enjoys her work, and really knows how to push your buttons. She's only been there for about a month. I anticipate she will become a favorite on this board. I've had Novia before-and Kelly is far better IMO. Her pic on instagram is a fair representation, she's a beautiful girl. Her personality is even more awesome, and you are the center of her world during your session. She basically makes you feel like you're her boyfriend, and she's happy to satisfy you after a long days work. I could write about her for days. But I need to get going to see her again right now. Feel free to ask any questions, I"m happy to help everyone avoid wasting time on newbies. This is one newbie that is a winning choice.

**Wiregrass** · 07-29-19 15:04

Originally Posted by Tipisil [View Original Post]

I'm getting a vasectomy done and remember reading about someone who did some grinning down there that left you extremely happy. But, can't seem to find it. Anyone also remember or can point me to this barber?

35 (?) years ago I shaved myself. That didn't stop the nurse from once again lathering me up.

My most painful part? The audience that sat in; I'm sure glad I was from WAY out of town.

**Wiregrass** · 07-29-19 15:01

Originally Posted by LjBank [View Original Post]

I live in Portland and am heading to OC next week on business. Can someone please tell me what F & C is? Couldn't find anything with those initials on RM? BTW, Portland pretty much sucks for this hobby. Better off going with a pro companion than trying to find a good AMP.

I'm from even further away but have been reading this page for awhile now.

F&C = fish and chips, an actual eatery place. But there's a place very close that they've given the name F&C. I can't say where it is but the info (I believe) has been provided before.

**Rntintheoc** · 07-29-19 14:48

Originally Posted by ZzzBoy14 [View Original Post]

I can't believe you guys are actually talking about the spa at 23331 el toro.

Google that address and the word "bust" and tell me what you see lmao. You guys need to be safer.

That was LFBC. I miss that place.

**Tipisil** · 07-29-19 12:50

I'm getting a vasectomy done and remember reading about someone who did some grinning down there that left you extremely happy. But, can't seem to find it. Anyone also remember or can point me to this barber?

**Slammer6008** · 07-29-19 09:41

This will be second time going today. Lisa was great, Should I try her again or should I try someone new?

The last time I went they had some cute girls there. Pm if anyone has any suggestions.

**LjBank** · 07-29-19 02:55

I live in Portland and am heading to OC next week on business. Can someone please tell me what F & C is? Couldn't find anything with those initials on RM? BTW, Portland pretty much sucks for this hobby. Better off going with a pro companion than trying to find a good AMP.

**OcLookin16** · 07-28-19 23:13

Originally Posted by Newby8 [View Original Post]

Amazing time just got back, will have to give more details tomorrow.

Brazilian?

**Slammer6008** · 07-28-19 23:04

This will be my 2nd time with Lisa. But I'm thinking about.

Trying someone new. When I first walked in there was some.

Cute girls there. Lisa was fun. What do you guys think? PM if you want.

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**Peach Skoal** · 07-28-19 20:47

Originally Posted by FeMaiden [View Original Post]

I had a similar experience with her. I didn't have a dry orgasm though. She got me off twice and the second one with the prostate was one of the best orgasms I've ever had. She drained a lot of cum out of me and even remarked about the large volume.

OK. You guys have sold me. I have to go see her. There aren't many around.

My first was years ago in Portland. Over a 2 hour period, I was empty from 5 or so pops.

Her link for the lazy.

https://sites.google.com/site/walnutsaver/

**Fe Maiden** · 07-28-19 19:06

Originally Posted by Grimmy23 [View Original Post]

So I had my session with Zelda today. The "OC Walnutsaver. " It's definitely a very different experience to put it mildly. She works out of a nondescript office in the back of a warehouse across the street from the Honda Center. I knocked at my scheduled time and she answered the door in somewhat revealing lingerie. As others have pointed out she's in her 50's. She isn't unattractive, but you can't call her sexy either.

She asks for the "co-pay" right up front, then directs you to get undressed and lay face down on the massage table. The first 15 minutes or so are a relaxing back massage, which she does very well. You flip over and she does the "Libyan massage" where she edges you at least 2 or 3 times. You tell her when you're getting close and she backs off. If you haven't had prostate massage before she then has you get on all fours for a few minutes while she loosens you up. After working her finger in she asked if she could use her tool on me and I said sure. Having that up there gave an interesting sensation that I can't quite describe- not painful or comfortable, but stimulating in a strange way. She had me get back on my back, where she worked the tool in and out of my ass and massaged my shaft at the same time. I ended up having what felt like a pretty strong orgasm, but then she said she didn't get anything. It was a dry one, so let's see if you're good for another one. So she went back at it and after a couple minutes I busted like I never have before. I've never in my life had 2 orgasms that close together, and the second one was so intense that I moaned really loud and spasmed really hard all over. I don't usually do that. Wow, it was intense. She cleaned me up, brought me a bottle of water, and I was on my way. The session lasted exactly an hour.

I had a similar experience with her. I didn't have a dry orgasm though. She got me off twice and the second one with the prostate was one of the best orgasms I've ever had. She drained a lot of cum out of me and even remarked about the large volume.