Massage Parlor Reports

[Frank Digitola]

My intention was to lay low this weekend but that was not to be. I posted a report saying I reached out to KK in an attempt to find Thai Anna with the huge teddies. She told me Anna was gone and I thought that was the end of it. I however received a text from KK later on this weekend that said "I know you asked about a friend with big boobs, but I've got a lot of friends with big butts" She had my curiosity, but now she has my attention. She gives me a list of names saying Patty, Fern, Anna and June in Fairfax are all friends that own phat booties. I'd met with Anna and have confirmed via a previous report that she is a great masseuse and is indeed the proud owner of a nice phatty. I'll save the minutiae of my decision to not go with the other girls but I ended up selecting June. She was young, a non spinner, had a booty and bolt ons. Sounds good to me. I pull the trigger and ask KK to set it up. I get the follow up text and it's Sophie. So just FYI, Sophie also goes by the name June. I like Sophie, so despite my hopes to try new things, I decided to go back to see her again.

I arrived and Sophie was tied up with something and another girl named Candy who was there started my massage. She was pretty good. Nice strong work. Anyone who has seen Sophie before knows her style is more teasing and medium pressure. So the strong start was really good and unexpected. Candy massaged me for about twenty minutes and then Sophie came in. She had on a little red dress and looked really hot. She hugged me and kissed me on the cheek and then started the tease portion of the massage. Candy didn't leave. She stayed and massaged me more as Sophie massaged my legs and teased. In my head I'm thinking "this is magnificent, but the jokes on them, I only brought the Thai independent fee and three Lin Manuel Miranda's! The friend stayed for about 5 minutes more and this is honestly the only time I've enjoyed four hand. I've tried it three times and it was just okay. Much like threesomes, the idea is way more awesome than the actual activity. But in this situation Candy's firm deep tissue and Sophie's light touches and teases where a very enjoyable match.

Candy leaves Sophie massaged me a little more and then I'm flipped. The dress comes off, the excellent nova starts and after a bit of time I pop. So it was another great time with Sophie. Her shower is however still hot af. I now have 6th degree burns and a torn ACL, but at least I'm clean. She told me that next time I see her that I should do Nuru with her because she has a surprise for me. I might take her up on that in hopes that said surprise isn't "TADA! That service was both more expensive and not really your thing!

It now appears that my tour of the Voluptuous, Thailand province of Northern Virginia has expanded. I'm going to have to try the other "big butt friends" I was informed of. There's Patty, Fern, and KK also said there's another big butt girl named Lily that's coming this month. If anyone can share intel on Patty and Fern I'd appreciate it. I've seen brahs say that they've had sessions with Fern, but no real details as to what she looks like or anything. I've also got plans to book a session with Vandara when she's back in town which I'm really excited about as I haven't seen her before, but have heard good things.

Frankie.

[Frank Digitola]

I was just about to ask you NOVA mongers, where I could go for a really busty provider.

I might of found what I'm looking for. Would you say hers are bigger than Sasha's at Eden??

I haven't seen Sasha at Eden in person, but judging from the pics I found post Google search I'd say Kiko is as big, probably a little bigger.

If you're interested in seeing legit pics, search the spa name. I was going to post the pic but haven't seen other brahs do that. The third pic in those 22 pics beside the spa name is Kiko. Although the pic is SFW, you can even see the teddies.

[Wp212]

Had a great time with a Bobby (Bobbi?) though it was probably the highest I've ever tipped (for what was essentially a nude body slide, daty, and HJ finish.

She also asked for it before the deed which was also a first, but given that she easily has the best body I've ever seen in any AMP ever, I let it slide.

Was .8+$ BTW.

[Wp212]

Had a great time with a Bobby (Bobbi?) though it was probably the highest I've ever tipped (for what was essentially a nude body slide, daty, and HJ finish.

She also asked for it before the deed which was also a first, but given that she easily has the best body I've ever seen in any AMP ever, I let it slide.

[TheOuroboros]

Speaking of names, it's pronounced Kee-Ko.

Frankie.

Honestly. If you go to any AMP and use these names I guarantee you that they will pair you up with somebody or you can use it as leverage when they ask you who you've seen before when you lie and tell them you've been there before. A bucket a bunch. But hey since you saw a kiko at Diamond, I recommend you hit up kiko at deep blue. She has the big teddies you're looking for. Not a spinner body but she cute.

[Jay1646]

Kiko works at deep blue on 8303 Arlington. Can confirm she has a nice pair of fun bags.

I was just about to ask you NOVA mongers, where I could go for a really busty provider.

I might of found what I'm looking for. Would you say hers are bigger than Sasha's at Eden??

[Camel22]

I've been there once or twice. Saw Angela who used to work out of CH Massage in Woodbridge occasionally. It's pricey (you can see that from their website) and the place looks legitimate / high-end (there's a salon chair, etc). Angela is a bit older Chinese provider, but gives a great massage. Enthusiastic NOVA finish was available, but YMMV.

Thanks for the info.

[Frank Digitola]

Kiko works at deep blue on 8303 Arlington. Can confirm she has a nice pair of fun bags.

I saw her in Fairfax at a spot called Diamond Flash. Unless you've seen her recently at Deep Blue, I don't think she's working out of there anymore. I've been to Deep Blue a couple of times. It was cheap but just an okay experience. Might be under new ownership.

Saw this ad.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/6659444.html

Don't get sucked into the lure of affordable 4 hand. I went there before I broke my lurk as they were advertising $50 for an hour massage when they first opened up. First time I saw a lady named KiKi. Late 40's, not really that attractive, thick, yet not shapely. Think Sponge Bob, not hourglass. She does however have big cans. Chinese place so no table shower. Massage was tip toeing on being above average but was just okay. Flip and the girls came out to play. HJ was fair but didn't pop after stocking up for 4 days. Gave her the 5 entry fee and tipped 4..

Now if she in fact is still working out of 8303 on occasion, I'd go back. Cheap four hand and four huge teddies in my face is something I wouldn't argue with. KiKi wasn't hot but her teddies would be welcomed flip accessories with Kiko as the main event.

Frankie.

[TheOuroboros]

Great review. What is the name of the spa? I tried to pm you but your box is full.

Kiko works at deep blue on 8303 Arlington. Can confirm she has a nice pair of fun bags.

[Happy Guy 2]

Another nice time with Lucy Lu in Chantilly. She knows what a man likes and is fun and relaxed to be with. A very satisfying time. My go to gal!

Met little younger gal there too. Little shorter and a little more meat on her but cute and sexy and sensual too. Think her name was Angie.

All nice and friendly and had nice conversations. Friendly place.

HG2.

[Frank Digitola]

Great review. What is the name of the spa? I tried to pm you but your box is full.

Speaking of names, it's pronounced Kee-Ko.

Frankie.

[Idk85]

My initial impressions were that the building where the spa is was nice, but the actual spa itself wasn't much to jump up and down over. My initial impression of Kiko was that she was more attractive in person and that her teddies didn't look real big. But this girl was real, not message board folklore. So I strap in and prepare to enjoy my time. Kiko is a super sweet girl. Although her English isn't crazy fluent, we had a pleasant first conversation and introduction with one another. We complimented and flirted a bit but she's a pro that really works as if she cares about your relaxation. As such, she didn't talk a lot and focused on her work. She's a strong girl. As strong as KK honestly. Her massage was excellent and I was absolutely relaxed. Her tease was really really good. She gave the boys a pregame massage that I honestly didn't want to end. But the pregame did end. And an amazing flip began.

A nice front pregame dance begins and then she asks if I mind if she massages everywhere. I give her the okay and then I go for the teddies and ask if she minds that. She agrees. Remember when I said her teddies didn't really look that big. Yeah, I was trippin. The otc grab filled my hand (which isn't small) and I had to see. That shirt she had on must be made of the same chit Batman's stealth Batwing is made out of, because she was hiding some whoppers. She asked if I wanted to see and I tried to play it cool by saying "if you don't mind, I'd love to. " but in my head I was jumping up and down screaming "hell yes!" Those teddies are big and majestic brahs. They looked way bigger out than they did in the SFW picture I saw.

The nova was awesome. Great technique. I was however absolutely mesmerized by the girls. My usual durability was escalated by the teddy trance I was in. Instead of rushing me or asking if I was close, she pressed and rubbed the girls against me and started to whisper sweet nothings in my ear. A few tender pecks and an obliged look at the teddies later and the pop thunderously occurred. She however stayed there and kept going for a few more moments. Had a couple minutes to spare and she massaged my legs and feet to complete the hour. 6 house 6 Kiko. Love her and I'm definitely going to go back regularly.

Also of note is that there was another girl there working. This girl was 40 something, taller and slender. She had on a small T-shirt and yoga pants. Although slender she had a great booty on her. Might have to dance with her one of these days too.

- Frankie.

Great review. What is the name of the spa? I tried to pm you but your box is full.

[MangoBalls78]

[QUOT]=They're about getting as many mongers in and out as possible with little effort. The only thing dope about that place is that it's open until midnight. [/QUOTE]I don't disagree but I think we have to temper our exceptions. I don't think we will ever get GFE type experiences at an AMP. Although, I don't think we should be pressured either. I guess I've been fairly lucky. My AMP experience at all the places I've been have been decent. There was one place in Centreville where I got an older lady and she didn't give me any extras (not that I was looking for it) but she forced me to give her a tip at the end. For me the AMP scene fills a niche and I use it as a filler when I'm not in the mood to schedule something in advanced or if I just get the urge on a whim.

[Frank Digitola]

I find shirlington therapy to be very hit or miss. I tried a about 10 days ago, drew Summer. She was crass, vulgar, and her BJ was painful, as was her cleanup. This place will never give you a GFE or a sensual experience. Mostly hardened providers there to make easy money.

I totally agree with you. First two times I went there I got Diamond. She's late 20's, early 30's, smoking body with big teddies, looks like she's had a lot of face work done, but she's hot. Gave a mediocre massage and then asked for a Benji and a half for FS. I told her I didn't want anything more the teds out nova and she literally tried to haggle me into FS and then copped an attitude when I refused. Went back to try to catch someone different and got her and the same treatment again. Swore off of ST for 6 months but then went back twice more. Got an older provider once and a younger hot one with big bolt ons the other time. Both said they only could do 30 minutes, both gave poverty massages, both tried to press me for a FS session and both copped attitudes when I refused. The older actually persisted saying "You can nova yourself at home. Buy everything. " ST is a revolving door. They're about getting as many mongers in and out as possible with little effort. The only thing dope about that place is that it's open until midnight.

[Frank Digitola]

So, last week I was Van Helsing and I was on a hunt for mythical creatures. The first of which was the infamous Susan of CC Wellness. One of the brahs PM'd me. The good news is he saw her and she's a real person. The bad news is that she and my old pal Gina are one and the same. Susan was an alias she used earlier this year. Now I find Gina sexy and attractive. But OHW you scoundrel, you told us "jaw dropping masseuse with huge, DD, pillowy, boobs". C'Mon. Son. That's not Gina. She's a C tops. I'm not too bummed because in both CC visits I had a blast. However it should be known that despite the quality service you'll receive at CC, there are no huge teds waiting for us there. I also checked with KK on my other mythical ambition, Thai Anna with the huge teddies. I was however informed that she has dropped a smoke pellet and has vanished from the DMV. Bummer multiplied by two.

I then received another PM. One of the brahs advised I take a trip to see Kiko in Fairfax. He said she checks all the Frankie Digitola boxes. Non spinner, big teddies, fantastic masseuse. So after I detective the situation via google search and actually find a picture, I set up an appointment. Kiko is a cute, early 40 something, Chinese girl. She's not a spinner but she's not super thick either. If you've seen Tara before, they have a similar frame but Kiko is definitely much smaller.

My initial impressions were that the building where the spa is was nice, but the actual spa itself wasn't much to jump up and down over. My initial impression of Kiko was that she was more attractive in person and that her teddies didn't look real big. But this girl was real, not message board folklore. So I strap in and prepare to enjoy my time. Kiko is a super sweet girl. Although her English isn't crazy fluent, we had a pleasant first conversation and introduction with one another. We complimented and flirted a bit but she's a pro that really works as if she cares about your relaxation. As such, she didn't talk a lot and focused on her work. She's a strong girl. As strong as KK honestly. Her massage was excellent and I was absolutely relaxed. Her tease was really really good. She gave the boys a pregame massage that I honestly didn't want to end. But the pregame did end. And an amazing flip began.

A nice front pregame dance begins and then she asks if I mind if she massages everywhere. I give her the okay and then I go for the teddies and ask if she minds that. She agrees. Remember when I said her teddies didn't really look that big. Yeah, I was trippin. The otc grab filled my hand (which isn't small) and I had to see. That shirt she had on must be made of the same chit Batman's stealth Batwing is made out of, because she was hiding some whoppers. She asked if I wanted to see and I tried to play it cool by saying "if you don't mind, I'd love to. " but in my head I was jumping up and down screaming "hell yes!" Those teddies are big and majestic brahs. They looked way bigger out than they did in the SFW picture I saw.

The nova was awesome. Great technique. I was however absolutely mesmerized by the girls. My usual durability was escalated by the teddy trance I was in. Instead of rushing me or asking if I was close, she pressed and rubbed the girls against me and started to whisper sweet nothings in my ear. A few tender pecks and an obliged look at the teddies later and the pop thunderously occurred. She however stayed there and kept going for a few more moments. Had a couple minutes to spare and she massaged my legs and feet to complete the hour. 6 house 6 Kiko. Love her and I'm definitely going to go back regularly.

Also of note is that there was another girl there working. This girl was 40 something, taller and slender. She had on a small T-shirt and yoga pants. Although slender she had a great booty on her. Might have to dance with her one of these days too.

- Frankie.