Escort Reports

**Gorbot** · 05-28-19 18:13

Originally Posted by Cachito123 [View Original Post]

I saw Joyce last night. Another great session. She mention she will not be available for a week. Monthly thing.

NO Dracula. She will not see you.

I'm jammed in between work trips and wanted to try Joyce before she disappears, as they all seem to do. But Cachito123 warned that she was on the rag this week, so I decided to ask if anal was an option. Today was my first time contacting her and she doesn't like phone calls, and I didn't want to be explicit in text, so it took a few messages to get my point across. She kept texting "bloody pussy. Next week," but then she finally understood. I didn't want to be explicit, but she did! Next text says "You want anal? You want BBBJ? You want ass licking? Tell me what you want?" So that was easy.

I met her at her hotel along 28 in Chnatilly. She even came out to find me as I parked. As reported by other guys here, a nice ass and great rack, even if she isn't all that young. But she is chatty, even if she doesn't make sense she will keep talking! Hahaha kind of enjoyed that. She scrubbed me with mouthwash or something, as everybody reported, but it wasn't bad at all. BBBJ was very enjoyable. Plenty of ass licking. The it was time to drive the dirty back road. She is tight in the ass but she takes it well. Started in reverse cow girl anal, then to doggie anal. She let me pound her as much as I wanted, but I wanted to blow CIM as we agreed. So off with the condom and back to BBBJ. She understands english just fine when it is about fucking, and I wanted her to clean my pipes. So when I blew the load, I told her to suck harder and harder. She got every dropped and was about to turn me inside out when I called for STOP! Exactly what I came for. Hahaha. And I wanted her to show me the mouth load of jizz. She did, and drooled it down her face and neck. What a great service.

She is proud of her status as "Provider of the Month" on USA-SG and told me all about it. I didn't understand half the words, but her excited chatter and smiles made the point clear enough. Also insisted on giving me a nice massage for the remainder of my time slot. 180 total. When I am back in town I will try to visit her again when all three holes are open for business.

**Saffah** · 05-28-19 17:13

Haha. I do not think that she is worth that much. Having mongered in other parts of the world, in that amount, I could get someone at least twice as good as her. I would never spend this much on the likes of her.

Originally Posted by Roger1286 [View Original Post]

If I made 500 bucks an hour, I would dine at all the nice restaurants too.

**Saffah** · 05-28-19 17:08

I noticed today a couple of members posting individual posts asking questions OR leaving reviews about multiple providers (refer to posts 5271 - 5275 and then from 5276 - 5278). These posts were done with minutes of each other and got me thinking why they didn't make those queries or comments in one post? Is that a way to get seniority fast based on number of posts?

No offence intended but if it is then I might as well do that too.

No because it takes 25 posts AND six months without pissing me off.

At the rate you are going you will be a senior around January 2030.

Funny you used your yearly post to "not" complain about guys who post.

A2

**Bunker Buster** · 05-28-19 15:02

There is no reason to ever risk more than $200 on an unknown quantity, and that's the outside limit of what should be gambled.

Nothing with scarred and tattooed wrists is worth more than $150, and you should be getting BBFS from a banged-up girl for that amount.

I prescribe that you spend a few hours reading back on the board. Go back at least 40-50 pages, and read everything. You'll learn a lot about how to successfully look for and find girls who are worth your time and money, and how much you should be spending.

If someone asks for $600, and she doesn't have stellar reviews in multiple forums, move on. For that kind of money, you should be getting GFE from a known model-quality girl.

When trying someone for the first time, start with a shorter session at a reasonable rate. If things are going well, you can give her more to extend the time, then if you're really inclined to shower her with money, do it when you go back for another visit.

Originally Posted by LosLobos1975 [View Original Post]

Quick report:

https://www.eros.com/washington_dc/f...815.htm?cat=54

Started following her on Instagram a few months back. I think it was from her previous visit to DC. She travels around the world and looked like a decent sophisticated lady.

We had agreed $600 but she changed it $700 once I met her in her hotel in Rosslyn. I should've left then, but she matched her pics and was cleaned up. Decided to pay up.

Second warning were her scars on her wrists which she covers with tattoos. Not into ladies with issues because they give me a weird vibe and there's zero chance of chemistry.

She never made me feel comfortable. Got a rubber gave me a half hearted BJ and then just laid there while I did all the work. She was not into it at all and had me out of there in 15 m flat. I had better orgasms with my hand.

YMMV. But if you are desperate for an Asian girl, stick to AMP which offer a much better value.

**EasyEmail786** · 05-28-19 14:59

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This one just look too good to be true. Please do tell if you have seen it.

**EasyEmail786** · 05-28-19 14:49

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Has anyone seem this one? Please put in feedback.

**EasyEmail786** · 05-28-19 14:48

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Just saw this has anyone seem this one? Man she looks so good my kind of body!! Please put in feedback if you have.

**KindGent** · 05-28-19 13:13

Originally Posted by KindGent [View Original Post]

She might be the one you are looking for-u

Not sure why the original post did not include the url but here is another attempt.

AD: https://adultsearch.com/washington-d...scorts/1457419.

If link does not work, try searching adult search in washington dc female escort.

**DeezNutz16** · 05-28-19 11:20

Name: Jada.

Session length: QV.

Donation: 70 (I tip 10 for good service and convenience).

Location: Springfield.

AD link: http://northern-virginia.skipthegame...1/755019866453.

Details: I've seen Jada about 4 x now, She's petite, good attitude, with a juicy jiggly booty. She is from the west coast which is very prevalent in her speech and she definitely has that cool Cali vibe. CBJ isn't anything to write home about but the back-shots with her are the shit (no weird ass leg lock to prevent thrust motions) she will let you enjoy the strokes. I fuck with her heavily and I would highly recommend.

**DeezNutz16** · 05-28-19 11:16

Name: Rose.

Session length: QV.

Donation: 60.

Location: Alexandria.

AD link: https://escortalligator.com.dc.listc...33/Springfield.

Details:

Rose is a big girl, with limited mobility. But I was there for the BBBJ so I wasn't to bothered. There was someone else in the house but they left before the session began. The head was okay however, it wasn't wet enough, there wasn't enough slurping and it was somewhat boring. I took control and started to gently thrust into her mouth. After realizing there was no resistance from Rose I gradually sped up and blew my load.

Would I repeat? Yes.

Would I recommend? Probably not.

**DeezNutz16** · 05-28-19 11:11

Name: Jenny—posted.

Session length: QV.

Donation: 80.

Location: Springfield.

AD link: https://escortalligator.com.dc.listc...33489662/Jenny.

Details: I've seen Jenny 3 x now, she isn't spectacular but her petite frame and natural body really gets me going. Solid CBJ skills, but my gripe with her is that once you start fucking she does this rapid fuck back motion in an effort to make you come quicker (it throws off my rhythm and I hate it). If you can withstand that onslaught than it's smooth sailing after that point. She isn't one for conversation either. But I do enjoy missionary her with legs on my shoulders. I'd recommend.

**DeezNutz16** · 05-28-19 11:08

Name: Brie.

Session length: QV.

Donation: 80.

Location: Alexandria. She is currently in Springfield.

AD link: https://escortalligator.com.dc.listc.../33534315/Brie.

Details: I really enjoy spending time with submissive providers that allow you to have your way with them. Brie is definitely one of those providers (YMMV- I'm not packing). She is pleasant on the phone and she has great energy (all smiles when I walked through the door). She starts of with a sloppy CBJ, it was enjoyable but she kept pausing so I had her get into doggie. Now Brie's best asset is her ass it's round, soft, and has a lot of jiggle to it. If you're an ass man then I would highly recommend just based on that. I got her down on her stomach and prone boned her until completion. I will be seeing her again.

**DeezNutz16** · 05-28-19 11:06

Name: Kris.

Session length: QV.

Donation: 100.

Location: Alexandria.

AD link: https://escortalligator.com.dc.listc...3607767/Hoster.

Details: Kris, is a hella cool provider. She tries to make you feel comfortable with some convo before the action begins. Her head game is on point (she gets into it and provides a lot of eye contact). She sucked me for about 5 minutes until I leaned forward and grabbed a handful of that ass (I knew that doggie was going to be fun with her). I told her that I was ready to fuck. She jumped up and grabbed the cover. I had to fuck her from behind, watching her ass jiggle got my heart racing. I pounded her in doggie until I blew my load in the cover. I worked up a good sweat with Kris. She's a cool girl that I will see again.

**KindGent** · 05-28-19 11:06

Originally Posted by Samizza [View Original Post]

I used to see a Asian provider by the name of Judy. She was mostly around Herndon or sometimes in Alexandria. Thin, Korean, tattoos on the back. Last time I visited her she was supposed to take some time off and go to NYC, she hasn't come back yet. Does anyone know what happened to her? Or maybe she joined someone else?

Sam.

She might be the one you are looking for-u

**JustaNon75** · 05-28-19 08:41

Quirky Joyce, still the same. Began with some talking and getting reacquainted. She was getting marriage proposals from a guy in the hotel. LOL. She told me that she's trying to move rooms to get away from him.

Off to the shower with Joyce spraying me down with her spray bottle and then cleaning all my parts followed by Joyce jumping in.

Everybody is clean. BBBJ in front of the mirror. Doggie in front of the mirror. What an ass. Finished with mish on bed. She then asks / demands me 'you want a massage?, lay down '.

A thorough, very nice, hard massage followed, to include back walking. Joyce should seriously offer massages during her 'week off' - she's very good.

Another shower with Joyce doing the scrubbing to get the oil off. More talking, a hug and kiss then I was on my way. Only signed up for 30 minutes, got nearly an hour.

Joyce is fun, a little quirky, a very solid visit. She told me that she's here until July. Will revisit before she leaves again.

-Justin.