Massage Parlor Reports

[TheOuroboros]

Paid a revisit to 1057 broad. All I can say is wow, this is not the AMP I remember it being. Not even sure if this is the right category to post it. I had zero massage here. Strange that a place where I used to come frequent a lot last year to get a 45 min massage followed by a standard NOVA is now devoid of a table. In its stead is a rickety bed draped in massage towels. I was lead into the room by mamma San where I met Mindy a young Chinese spinner with Bolt On Ds. I paid her $. 4 and took off my clothes and we were off to the races. Cowgirl. Mish. K9. It was a nice, quick sesh. Out the door and hit up Robeks for a refresher LOL. What an interesting time to be in NOVA.

[GoodSamaritan]

So. Does Susan with the big cans really exist? Idk. While I was there I swore I heard another girls voice besides Gina's. I know brah who has been posting the CC reports has been put on blast. However he also posted a report about Gina and she's definitely real. We'll have to wait and see. Any legit Susan intel would be greatly appreciated.

- Frankie.

You should have asked mama while you were there. It wouldn't have hurt.

But good that you got a good massage and didn't waste your money totally.

[DoctorDoctor]

I had a dream, Centreville, new, very cute. Thai CMT, Jen. Solid massage, standard finish, fairly mechanical but still good. Suggestion of extras but don't think they amount too much, so I passed. $. 2 plus I left a. 2 tip.

[Tom McAn]

Kitty Kat. Saw her once about three years ago. Seems like new reviews pop up on Erotic Monkey every now and then, but I've never gotten a response on subsequent attempts to contact. A very friendly GFE, hot one! Maybe she has a new number or rotates to other areas frequently? I believe I saw her in Herndon, in the apt that Sharon use to share with Mimi, but before Sharon moved there. I think it's empty since Sharon moved to Falls Church. Anyway, I think Kat, was last located in Fairfax.

I got a free week at Erotic Monkey not long ago for submitting a review. During that week I came across a number of reviews that were suspicious or amounted to self-promotion. I also saw reviews of providers who haven't advertised in a long, long time. An example: I came across several recent reviews for Ashlynn, a curvy blonde MILF who stopped advertising on Backpage roughly six months before the feds seized BP and shut it down. I've seen no recent ads for Ashlynn on any of the various sites I check, and she's someone I'd love to see again. I enjoyed a nice visit with her a few months before I joined this forum.

You might have to apply similar suspicion to reviews about Kitty Kat. The bottom line: while some of the reviews submitted at Erotic Monkey are valid, plenty of others need to be taken with at least a grain of salt.

[Randytomcatt]

Headed up your way in a couple weeks. Anyone share info on a provider who enjoys / is skillful at edging?

[Frank Digitola]

Can't say for sure, but a little bit of investigating thru the forum, shows that rumors of Susan started as a post by OHW, which if you check back, Admin has gave him a new status title as being a possible insider for CC. Nevertheless, you didn't get what you came for but you didn't strike out entirely either. Don't knock off these old ladies. Age often implies skill, and sometimes you get more mileage for your buck. Think old but not cold.

Yeah I saw that ohw's member status got changed by the mods. Even if I have a better chance of diving into the Potomac River and finding a mermaid, I'm still going to go back to CC. Gina is rad and Tia legitimately gave me a Master Yoda, Jedi Knight level of service. I mean I thought the whole "You need to drink this bottle of water immediately afterwards" was like broscience of the massage world. I absolutely needed it though and felt damn near vegetative for the rest of the day as I was so relaxed.

I try to be glass half full in life in general. If I didn't say in these posts I was bummed that I didn't get to see this mythical unicorn that ohw posted about, no one would know. One of the things Tia even told me was "A lot of men come here and don't smile. When you come here though you have a big smile on your face. Your smile makes me smile. " So I totally understand what you're saying. I hope any brahs who have the tendency to judge the book by the cover take heed too. Within the last few weeks I've gone in with physical expectations in my head (with Susan once and twice for Thai Anna) and I've received performances that are in my top ten despite the mild disappointment I felt initially. And by mild I mean like really really mild. KK's new friend Anna, Tia, and Leah at Yin Yang are all cute ladies that I couldn't recommend more.

[Sinister3]

Can anyone recommend any spinners in their 20's? Greatly appreciate it.

[JimBliss478]

Couple weeks late so sorry about the late posting. Visited FHOH on Monday morning hoping I would get Sandra. I got Viviana instead. Look to be in her 20's / early 30's and pretty cute Bolivian girl. Petite with a nice ass.

Massage was okay but lots of teasing throughout. Standard NOVA with UTC roaming. She wouldn't take off her clothes which is a bummer. House 1. 2 and tip. 6. Kinda expensive house fee but I really want to try out Sandra.

Let me know if you have any questions.

[TheOuroboros]

So earlier in the week I tried to no avail to find Thai Anna with the huge teddies. Today I had CC Wellness Part 2 trying to find Susan with the huge teddies there. I called first and cute, 50 something Mama from my previous CC report answers. I ask if Susan is working, I'm told she is. I ask when I can come to see her and I'm told to come there in 45 minutes. Perfect!

I get there with just enough time to park, walk from my car and ring the doorbell 47 minutes after I hung up with Mama. Any brahs who think they're going to beat me to these big, Korean teddies is screwed. I ring the bell, the door flies open and Gina is standing there. I start to cry a little on the inside, but not on the outside, because I don't want to look like a wuss. Gina gives me a big hug and then takes me back to the room. She hugs and holds me in the room and says "Baby I just started a session, so I won't be able to take care of you today. The other girl will take good care of you though. " I start to jump up and down and fist pump a lot on the inside, but not on the outside, because I don't want to look like a dickhead. Mama comes to get me after I wait for a bit and she leads me to the shower. She gives me an extremely thorough shower with teasing throughout. She then dries me off and takes me back to the room, much like she did last time. This time however she tells me to lay down and that she'll be right back. And thus, my big teddies hopes are dashed to the ground.

Mama, who's name is Tia, comes back and has a lap dog in tow. She asks if I mind the dog staying in the room with us as it's getting a bit rambunctious in the office. In my head I'm like "Wut?" but I agree. My expectations at this point have plummeted. Tia then says "people think all I can do is open the door and manage. But I give a great massage. " There was determination in her voice and I was ready to see what this determination was all about.

Tia gave me the best massage I've had. Period. The massage was CMT level and magnificent. Seriously. She's strong and wonderfully skilled. I need my massage to be nice and strong. I do some recreational powerlifting. I did heavy deadlifts Thursday and heavy squats yesterday. So my lower back and legs were toast. She made all that soreness disappear momentarily. I have really big legs and most providers barely try with these dumb things. Tia however was slow and thorough and made my legs feel brand new. Wonderful massage. She cleaned up the oil and started with the pre flip tease. Now I'm not going to go into the details of the tease here, but the tease was extensive and phenomenal. She began an unconventional activity during the tease that isn't my thing, nor did I ask for it, but I definitely didn't ask her to stop.

She then flips me and starts the nova. I noticed what appeared to be plump girls being hidden last time I was there so I asked if they wanted to come on out. They did. She's got thick, semi natty D's. I say semi natty because I noticed scarring that appeared to be breast reduction scarring. (This ticked me off because this felt like this was technically the third time I was screwed out of huge teddies). Her nova technique was sensational. Best nova I've received. I popped three days ago and not only did Tia make me pop, but she made me pop really hard. Cleaned me up and then I hopped down to get dressed and I damn near stepped on the dog. I honestly forgot that little guy was even in there as so much ecstasy was being had.

Tia in our parting conversation looked at me and then rushed to get two water bottles to drink. I'm not sure what she saw in my face, but It definitely felt like my soul had been snatched out. A massage and extras have never rendered me as worthless as I was today. I was legit sleepwalking all day. House 8, Tia 5, and.

So. Does Susan with the big cans really exist? Idk. While I was there I swore I heard another girls voice besides Gina's. I know brah who has been posting the CC reports has been put on blast. However he also posted a report about Gina and she's definitely real. We'll have to wait and see. Any legit Susan intel would be greatly appreciated.

- Frankie.

Can't say for sure, but a little bit of investigating thru the forum, shows that rumors of Susan started as a post by OHW, which if you check back, Admin has gave him a new status title as being a possible insider for CC. Nevertheless, you didn't get what you came for but you didn't strike out entirely either. Don't knock off these old ladies. Age often implies skill, and sometimes you get more mileage for your buck. Think old but not cold.

[Frank Digitola]

So earlier in the week I tried to no avail to find Thai Anna with the huge teddies. Today I had CC Wellness Part 2 trying to find Susan with the huge teddies there. I called first and cute, 50 something Mama from my previous CC report answers. I ask if Susan is working, I'm told she is. I ask when I can come to see her and I'm told to come there in 45 minutes. Perfect!

I get there with just enough time to park, walk from my car and ring the doorbell 47 minutes after I hung up with Mama. Any brahs who think they're going to beat me to these big, Korean teddies is screwed. I ring the bell, the door flies open and Gina is standing there. I start to cry a little on the inside, but not on the outside, because I don't want to look like a wuss. Gina gives me a big hug and then takes me back to the room. She hugs and holds me in the room and says "Baby I just started a session, so I won't be able to take care of you today. The other girl will take good care of you though. " I start to jump up and down and fist pump a lot on the inside, but not on the outside, because I don't want to look like a dickhead. Mama comes to get me after I wait for a bit and she leads me to the shower. She gives me an extremely thorough shower with teasing throughout. She then dries me off and takes me back to the room, much like she did last time. This time however she tells me to lay down and that she'll be right back. And thus, my big teddies hopes are dashed to the ground.

Mama, who's name is Tia, comes back and has a lap dog in tow. She asks if I mind the dog staying in the room with us as it's getting a bit rambunctious in the office. In my head I'm like "Wut?" but I agree. My expectations at this point have plummeted. Tia then says "people think all I can do is open the door and manage. But I give a great massage. " There was determination in her voice and I was ready to see what this determination was all about.

Tia gave me the best massage I've had. Period. The massage was CMT level and magnificent. Seriously. She's strong and wonderfully skilled. I need my massage to be nice and strong. I do some recreational powerlifting. I did heavy deadlifts Thursday and heavy squats yesterday. So my lower back and legs were toast. She made all that soreness disappear momentarily. I have really big legs and most providers barely try with these dumb things. Tia however was slow and thorough and made my legs feel brand new. Wonderful massage. She cleaned up the oil and started with the pre flip tease. Now I'm not going to go into the details of the tease here, but the tease was extensive and phenomenal. She began an unconventional activity during the tease that isn't my thing, nor did I ask for it, but I definitely didn't ask her to stop.

She then flips me and starts the nova. I noticed what appeared to be plump girls being hidden last time I was there so I asked if they wanted to come on out. They did. She's got thick, semi natty D's. I say semi natty because I noticed scarring that appeared to be breast reduction scarring. (This ticked me off because this felt like this was technically the third time I was screwed out of huge teddies). Her nova technique was sensational. Best nova I've received. I popped three days ago and not only did Tia make me pop, but she made me pop really hard. Cleaned me up and then I hopped down to get dressed and I damn near stepped on the dog. I honestly forgot that little guy was even in there as so much ecstasy was being had.

Tia in our parting conversation looked at me and then rushed to get two water bottles to drink. I'm not sure what she saw in my face, but It definitely felt like my soul had been snatched out. A massage and extras have never rendered me as worthless as I was today. I was legit sleepwalking all day. House 8, Tia 5, and.

So. Does Susan with the big cans really exist? Idk. While I was there I swore I heard another girls voice besides Gina's. I know brah who has been posting the CC reports has been put on blast. However he also posted a report about Gina and she's definitely real. We'll have to wait and see. Any legit Susan intel would be greatly appreciated.

- Frankie.

[Andrewsted]

Went to this AMP for the first time Friday afternoon. In front, far left of the main double door entrance of the building. Rang the doorbell, waited a min or so. Greeted by 30 something who took me to the back, asked if I would like a shower and I said no since I already took one just prior. She left as I undressed and I waited maybe 4 or so minutes until another gal came in and she was about 20's mid 30's and about 4'11" and about 90 pounds. The room has a bar on ceiling for her back walking. Massage was about a 5 out of 10 until the flip. On the flip, OTC permitted and UTC for nipple play. Oh my, great soft, supple B's with great nipples. Paid. 6 for 30 minutes and gave her. 4 tip and she seemed appreciative of the tip.

[NyHornet]

Probably a long shot. But there was an Asian provider that was in Annandale last year. She isn't at the phone number anymore. Anyone know?

https://bodyrubindex.com/ad/nova/571-236-3755/1/506858

Kitty Kat. Saw her once about three years ago. Seems like new reviews pop up on Erotic Monkey every now and then, but I've never gotten a response on subsequent attempts to contact. A very friendly GFE, hot one! Maybe she has a new number or rotates to other areas frequently? I believe I saw her in Herndon, in the apt that Sharon use to share with Mimi, but before Sharon moved there. I think it's empty since Sharon moved to Falls Church. Anyway, I think Kat, was last located in Fairfax.

[Mustang946]

I had a meeting nearby and after completion, I felt the itch. I called and was told there was immediate availability. There was only one therapist that who was also answering the door and phone. Jenny is in her late 30's. Early 40's with a great figure and all natural. I booked an hour and got a few minutes over. It was very relaxing and a decent finish. Lot of OTC and the naturals came out to play. No TS here. I haven't been here for a year or so as the previous mamasan and therapists were heavy smokers and the place then reeked of cigarette smoke. No longer.

[LukeSmyt]

Hey there guys, been off for a while after the site was down and just now getting back online. I've been successfully visiting Miko's over at Robert Paris Ct but wanted to see about Smile Therapy around the corner? What are the prices like? Table shower available for extra or included? Any girls that I should request or avoid? Let me say that first and foremost I want a great massage, the 'after party fun' is just the icing. Also, while I'm not looking to put any of the girls on a pedestal, I do try to be courteous but not over generous with tipping. I usually average $. 4, 5 if its special or I'm in a good mood after. I prefer a smaller girl as I love the ones who aren't afraid to climb on top and really massage my back well. Any suggestions would be much appreciated and will add report following my visit this Friday as I'm looking to slip in around lunch time. TIA.

[LukeSmyt]

In Chantilly. I've spent the last couple of weeks in the maryland / DC area so I forgot about this Nova bullshit. I'll start with the cons. I was quoted 2. 0 for BJ 3. 0 for FS. Who the hell is paying these rates up here, Robert Kraft? House fee was. 8 for an hr. TS included. She was no spinner but that's fine with me because I'm not a fan of skinny women. She did say you're allowed 2 rounds for HJ so that's a plus. I had no problem with Julie but those quotes caught me off guard LOL.

-MF.

Heck, at least you made it past the door. I'm a good looking guy, clean cut, a few lbs out of shape but nothing bad. I've visited there three times in the past and never got past the front door. They were either 'only one girl working today and booked up'. Or 'closing early today because only one girl working and not feeling well'. To 'booked for next three hours, come back tomorrow'. After the last time, I wrote them off especially after reading other reviews on here about how they treated customers there. On the other hand, I've visited Miko's at Robert Paris Ct and have had nothing but success there with their girls. Its not rushed, a great massage and a great HJ after. I've wanted to try Smile Therapy (right around the corner from Miko) but haven't made it there yet. If anybody can suggest a good masseuse there, I'd appreciate it. I'll also make a thread for recommendations. TIA and best of luck to you.