Massage Parlor Reports

[Sswede]

Paid a revisit to 1057 broad. All I can say is wow, this is not the AMP I remember it being. Not even sure if this is the right category to post it. I had zero massage here. Strange that a place where I used to come frequent a lot last year to get a 45 min massage followed by a standard NOVA is now devoid of a table. In its stead is a rickety bed draped in massage towels. I was lead into the room by mamma San where I met Mindy a young Chinese spinner with Bolt On Ds. I paid her $. 4 and took off my clothes and we were off to the races. Cowgirl. Mish. K9. It was a nice, quick sesh. Out the door and hit up Robeks for a refresher LOL. What an interesting time to be in NOVA.

Thank you for the update. When I dropped by I was greeted by a 50+ year old woman weighing maybe 90 bls. I had said this was just a drop by to introduce myself since I'm in the neighborhood as I was going to a meeting. Luckily didn't have to make an excuse for passing on the massage. Please PM me if there is a plan of attack I should follow. LOL.

[Titan Omega]

Not sure if I would consider myself one of the weirdos mentioned but I ventured over to the third floor for a while and received the great cheap benefits before some people blew up the spot. Also my go to girl left but I stumbled upon Amy one night as they were closing. She was accommodating to say the least but I haven't seen her the next 2 times I returned and gave up on the spot. Does anyone have intel on the old staff or the quality over there now?

So it's interesting that this comes up when I dropped my comment about PilotAviator's "Always be nice to the ladies" admonition. Because these two tidbits tie into my first experiences at the third floor Springfield spot. So just as a refresher, when we first found out about the third floor spot in Springfield, a monger said that he went there on two separate occasions. He saw one chick whose description was just regular 40 something Asian girl, and saw another that he described as thicker with big teddies. I was sold on thick and big teddies so I made up my mind I was going to go detective the situation. Also of note in his report was that he was able to get a nova to CIM finish and a BBBJ to CIM finish on these two occasions. All of this came with a surprisingly low price point. Since all I wanted was nova with a big ted bonus, my trip was a certainty.

Fun fact- Third Floor is the second AMP I've ever stepped into. I went and on my first try I draw the thick one with the big cans. The name she went by was Amy. She's late 40's, thick for a Chinese woman, but nowhere near as thick as the Thai independents, and has double d's. She gave me a great massage and popped the girls out for roaming and nursing. Amy is a very attractive girl. She is however older and the life events that have led her to her AMP profession have definitely taken a toll on her. I'd venture to guess she was very hot in her twenties. Still pretty, but her glow is gone. I started to go to her regularly.

I never pursued PSE with Amy when I started going there. However during my lurk I noticed some mongers reporting on the AMP saying it sucked and the providers were no good. In my visits to see Amy her performances started to escalate a bit. In my efforts to treat providers with charm and kindness I would always tell Amy she was pretty upon greeting her, when we made eye contact during service, and when I left I would tell her "goodbye beautiful". The services started to become GFE-ish. She would caress my face, give me tender kisses and ask me to tell her she was beautiful in her limited English.

Sometime during my regular visits with Amy I discovered that four hand was a thing and went to the AMP that Joanna runs now as they were offering an hour long four hand for 6 deal. That's when I met the chubby unattractive lady that ran the AMP at that time. I was unimpressed and never returned. On a visit to Amy one night, her phone starts ringing. She answers and after we finish she tells me another girl got sick at another place, that she's needed there and asks if I can give her a ride to the 2nd floor spot if she refuses to accept a tip. (It was always House 6, her 5 BTW) I'm only a few months into the hobby at this time so me being a noob, I agree. She held my hand down the hall and on the elevator. While I drove she held my hand and stared at me. Halfway there she sends a text and then reaches across the shifter and initiates round two. Nova is going down in the car. She used to wear rompers a lot so I pulled everything aside and start reciprocating. When we got to the office park I pulled over in a dark corner upon her direction and she began to kiss my neck and ear as the nova proceeded, then she dropped down to a BBBJ. Pop 1 usually takes too long for me so Pop Part II definitely wasn't to be. We stopped and I drove up to the AMP front and dropped her off.

I continue to see her. The car ride request and circumstances happen another time. On one of my visits which was close to closing time, the main door opens, Amy goes out to check and I hear a Chinese conversation going on. After a few moments Amy walks in with chubby unattractive lady from the other place. Her English is really good and she tells me that I'm going to get a free four hand. On the flip Amy goes topless and gives me some GFE fore play as the other lady nova's me to a pop. Post cleanup I'm asked if I have plans. I was legitimately going to be going across the bridge to see some friends. She says "oh really? We were going to go to the MGM for dinner. Can you drop us on your way?" I go full butthead and agree.

The start of the ride the other lady tells me that she owns both AMPs. She says that Amy has been going back and forth because business came to a screeching halt at the Third Floor. She said that they had a boom in customers a few months prior but that said customers came in and "were very mean and unkind" and "were all trying to do crazy things". Then the new customer boom immediately stopped after she told staff to veto crazy advances. She said Amy would be at the other place more often and that if I exchange numbers with her I'd be able to find her. I of course agree. She then tells me that Amy (who's been holding hands with me the whole drive) really likes me. She says that if not for the language barrier she would have told me herself. Amy says something in Chinese and then the other translates it as I'm sweet, I've been very kind to her, and I make her feel pretty. I thank them but then the lady says "You know, Amy is a really good woman. She knows how to take care of a man, she's a good cook. " and I'm immediately regretting agreeing to this car ride and divulging my number. She continued to rattle off her qualities until we get to the MGM. Once there the lady says that they're there to have dinner and spend the night. They ask me to join them for both dinner and the slumber party as payment for the ride. Now while the prospect of wearing Amy's ass out all night with no time limit sounded like a blast and a half, I declined. The conversation prior to drop off was too strange.

Amy started to text me the next day. And she started to text me all day everyday afterwards. It became a bit much. I'm not sure if she was actually into me or what was going on. I just didn't go back there until I saw an ad saying the place was under new ownership. That was probably like 6-9 months later. I haven't seen Amy or the other lady since the MGM drive.

Cliffs:

- always be nice to the ladies as charm will prime them for greater than generic nova performance.

- if a report sounds magnificent, don't try to force your visit to go the same way. Play it smooth and hopefully you'll strike oil.

- weirdo behavior could be screwing it up for all of us.

- don't get too close.

- Frankie.

[Je2010]

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/20...a/8006518.html

No lineup and lots of upselling.

Girl was cute, young with a large and firm chest. Massage was lackluster, flip was the same.

SM can inbox me for more details.

[TheOuroboros]

Paid a revisit to 1057 broad. All I can say is wow, this is not the AMP I remember it being. Not even sure if this is the right category to post it. I had zero massage here. Strange that a place where I used to come frequent a lot last year to get a 45 min massage followed by a standard NOVA is now devoid of a table. In its stead is a rickety bed draped in massage towels. I was lead into the room by mamma San where I met Mindy a young Chinese spinner with Bolt On Ds. I paid her $. 4 and took off my clothes and we were off to the races. Cowgirl. Mish. K9. It was a nice, quick sesh. Out the door and hit up Robeks for a refresher LOL. What an interesting time to be in NOVA.

[GoodSamaritan]

So. Does Susan with the big cans really exist? Idk. While I was there I swore I heard another girls voice besides Gina's. I know brah who has been posting the CC reports has been put on blast. However he also posted a report about Gina and she's definitely real. We'll have to wait and see. Any legit Susan intel would be greatly appreciated.

- Frankie.

You should have asked mama while you were there. It wouldn't have hurt.

But good that you got a good massage and didn't waste your money totally.

[DoctorDoctor]

I had a dream, Centreville, new, very cute. Thai CMT, Jen. Solid massage, standard finish, fairly mechanical but still good. Suggestion of extras but don't think they amount too much, so I passed. $. 2 plus I left a. 2 tip.

[Tom McAn]

Kitty Kat. Saw her once about three years ago. Seems like new reviews pop up on Erotic Monkey every now and then, but I've never gotten a response on subsequent attempts to contact. A very friendly GFE, hot one! Maybe she has a new number or rotates to other areas frequently? I believe I saw her in Herndon, in the apt that Sharon use to share with Mimi, but before Sharon moved there. I think it's empty since Sharon moved to Falls Church. Anyway, I think Kat, was last located in Fairfax.

I got a free week at Erotic Monkey not long ago for submitting a review. During that week I came across a number of reviews that were suspicious or amounted to self-promotion. I also saw reviews of providers who haven't advertised in a long, long time. An example: I came across several recent reviews for Ashlynn, a curvy blonde MILF who stopped advertising on Backpage roughly six months before the feds seized BP and shut it down. I've seen no recent ads for Ashlynn on any of the various sites I check, and she's someone I'd love to see again. I enjoyed a nice visit with her a few months before I joined this forum.

You might have to apply similar suspicion to reviews about Kitty Kat. The bottom line: while some of the reviews submitted at Erotic Monkey are valid, plenty of others need to be taken with at least a grain of salt.

[Randytomcatt]

Headed up your way in a couple weeks. Anyone share info on a provider who enjoys / is skillful at edging?

[Frank Digitola]

Can't say for sure, but a little bit of investigating thru the forum, shows that rumors of Susan started as a post by OHW, which if you check back, Admin has gave him a new status title as being a possible insider for CC. Nevertheless, you didn't get what you came for but you didn't strike out entirely either. Don't knock off these old ladies. Age often implies skill, and sometimes you get more mileage for your buck. Think old but not cold.

Yeah I saw that ohw's member status got changed by the mods. Even if I have a better chance of diving into the Potomac River and finding a mermaid, I'm still going to go back to CC. Gina is rad and Tia legitimately gave me a Master Yoda, Jedi Knight level of service. I mean I thought the whole "You need to drink this bottle of water immediately afterwards" was like broscience of the massage world. I absolutely needed it though and felt damn near vegetative for the rest of the day as I was so relaxed.

I try to be glass half full in life in general. If I didn't say in these posts I was bummed that I didn't get to see this mythical unicorn that ohw posted about, no one would know. One of the things Tia even told me was "A lot of men come here and don't smile. When you come here though you have a big smile on your face. Your smile makes me smile. " So I totally understand what you're saying. I hope any brahs who have the tendency to judge the book by the cover take heed too. Within the last few weeks I've gone in with physical expectations in my head (with Susan once and twice for Thai Anna) and I've received performances that are in my top ten despite the mild disappointment I felt initially. And by mild I mean like really really mild. KK's new friend Anna, Tia, and Leah at Yin Yang are all cute ladies that I couldn't recommend more.

[Sinister3]

Can anyone recommend any spinners in their 20's? Greatly appreciate it.

[JimBliss478]

Couple weeks late so sorry about the late posting. Visited FHOH on Monday morning hoping I would get Sandra. I got Viviana instead. Look to be in her 20's / early 30's and pretty cute Bolivian girl. Petite with a nice ass.

Massage was okay but lots of teasing throughout. Standard NOVA with UTC roaming. She wouldn't take off her clothes which is a bummer. House 1. 2 and tip. 6. Kinda expensive house fee but I really want to try out Sandra.

Let me know if you have any questions.

[TheOuroboros]

So earlier in the week I tried to no avail to find Thai Anna with the huge teddies. Today I had CC Wellness Part 2 trying to find Susan with the huge teddies there. I called first and cute, 50 something Mama from my previous CC report answers. I ask if Susan is working, I'm told she is. I ask when I can come to see her and I'm told to come there in 45 minutes. Perfect!

I get there with just enough time to park, walk from my car and ring the doorbell 47 minutes after I hung up with Mama. Any brahs who think they're going to beat me to these big, Korean teddies is screwed. I ring the bell, the door flies open and Gina is standing there. I start to cry a little on the inside, but not on the outside, because I don't want to look like a wuss. Gina gives me a big hug and then takes me back to the room. She hugs and holds me in the room and says "Baby I just started a session, so I won't be able to take care of you today. The other girl will take good care of you though. " I start to jump up and down and fist pump a lot on the inside, but not on the outside, because I don't want to look like a dickhead. Mama comes to get me after I wait for a bit and she leads me to the shower. She gives me an extremely thorough shower with teasing throughout. She then dries me off and takes me back to the room, much like she did last time. This time however she tells me to lay down and that she'll be right back. And thus, my big teddies hopes are dashed to the ground.

Mama, who's name is Tia, comes back and has a lap dog in tow. She asks if I mind the dog staying in the room with us as it's getting a bit rambunctious in the office. In my head I'm like "Wut?" but I agree. My expectations at this point have plummeted. Tia then says "people think all I can do is open the door and manage. But I give a great massage. " There was determination in her voice and I was ready to see what this determination was all about.

Tia gave me the best massage I've had. Period. The massage was CMT level and magnificent. Seriously. She's strong and wonderfully skilled. I need my massage to be nice and strong. I do some recreational powerlifting. I did heavy deadlifts Thursday and heavy squats yesterday. So my lower back and legs were toast. She made all that soreness disappear momentarily. I have really big legs and most providers barely try with these dumb things. Tia however was slow and thorough and made my legs feel brand new. Wonderful massage. She cleaned up the oil and started with the pre flip tease. Now I'm not going to go into the details of the tease here, but the tease was extensive and phenomenal. She began an unconventional activity during the tease that isn't my thing, nor did I ask for it, but I definitely didn't ask her to stop.

She then flips me and starts the nova. I noticed what appeared to be plump girls being hidden last time I was there so I asked if they wanted to come on out. They did. She's got thick, semi natty D's. I say semi natty because I noticed scarring that appeared to be breast reduction scarring. (This ticked me off because this felt like this was technically the third time I was screwed out of huge teddies). Her nova technique was sensational. Best nova I've received. I popped three days ago and not only did Tia make me pop, but she made me pop really hard. Cleaned me up and then I hopped down to get dressed and I damn near stepped on the dog. I honestly forgot that little guy was even in there as so much ecstasy was being had.

Tia in our parting conversation looked at me and then rushed to get two water bottles to drink. I'm not sure what she saw in my face, but It definitely felt like my soul had been snatched out. A massage and extras have never rendered me as worthless as I was today. I was legit sleepwalking all day. House 8, Tia 5, and.

So. Does Susan with the big cans really exist? Idk. While I was there I swore I heard another girls voice besides Gina's. I know brah who has been posting the CC reports has been put on blast. However he also posted a report about Gina and she's definitely real. We'll have to wait and see. Any legit Susan intel would be greatly appreciated.

- Frankie.

Can't say for sure, but a little bit of investigating thru the forum, shows that rumors of Susan started as a post by OHW, which if you check back, Admin has gave him a new status title as being a possible insider for CC. Nevertheless, you didn't get what you came for but you didn't strike out entirely either. Don't knock off these old ladies. Age often implies skill, and sometimes you get more mileage for your buck. Think old but not cold.

[Frank Digitola]

So earlier in the week I tried to no avail to find Thai Anna with the huge teddies. Today I had CC Wellness Part 2 trying to find Susan with the huge teddies there. I called first and cute, 50 something Mama from my previous CC report answers. I ask if Susan is working, I'm told she is. I ask when I can come to see her and I'm told to come there in 45 minutes. Perfect!

I get there with just enough time to park, walk from my car and ring the doorbell 47 minutes after I hung up with Mama. Any brahs who think they're going to beat me to these big, Korean teddies is screwed. I ring the bell, the door flies open and Gina is standing there. I start to cry a little on the inside, but not on the outside, because I don't want to look like a wuss. Gina gives me a big hug and then takes me back to the room. She hugs and holds me in the room and says "Baby I just started a session, so I won't be able to take care of you today. The other girl will take good care of you though. " I start to jump up and down and fist pump a lot on the inside, but not on the outside, because I don't want to look like a dickhead. Mama comes to get me after I wait for a bit and she leads me to the shower. She gives me an extremely thorough shower with teasing throughout. She then dries me off and takes me back to the room, much like she did last time. This time however she tells me to lay down and that she'll be right back. And thus, my big teddies hopes are dashed to the ground.

Mama, who's name is Tia, comes back and has a lap dog in tow. She asks if I mind the dog staying in the room with us as it's getting a bit rambunctious in the office. In my head I'm like "Wut?" but I agree. My expectations at this point have plummeted. Tia then says "people think all I can do is open the door and manage. But I give a great massage. " There was determination in her voice and I was ready to see what this determination was all about.

Tia gave me the best massage I've had. Period. The massage was CMT level and magnificent. Seriously. She's strong and wonderfully skilled. I need my massage to be nice and strong. I do some recreational powerlifting. I did heavy deadlifts Thursday and heavy squats yesterday. So my lower back and legs were toast. She made all that soreness disappear momentarily. I have really big legs and most providers barely try with these dumb things. Tia however was slow and thorough and made my legs feel brand new. Wonderful massage. She cleaned up the oil and started with the pre flip tease. Now I'm not going to go into the details of the tease here, but the tease was extensive and phenomenal. She began an unconventional activity during the tease that isn't my thing, nor did I ask for it, but I definitely didn't ask her to stop.

She then flips me and starts the nova. I noticed what appeared to be plump girls being hidden last time I was there so I asked if they wanted to come on out. They did. She's got thick, semi natty D's. I say semi natty because I noticed scarring that appeared to be breast reduction scarring. (This ticked me off because this felt like this was technically the third time I was screwed out of huge teddies). Her nova technique was sensational. Best nova I've received. I popped three days ago and not only did Tia make me pop, but she made me pop really hard. Cleaned me up and then I hopped down to get dressed and I damn near stepped on the dog. I honestly forgot that little guy was even in there as so much ecstasy was being had.

Tia in our parting conversation looked at me and then rushed to get two water bottles to drink. I'm not sure what she saw in my face, but It definitely felt like my soul had been snatched out. A massage and extras have never rendered me as worthless as I was today. I was legit sleepwalking all day. House 8, Tia 5, and.

So. Does Susan with the big cans really exist? Idk. While I was there I swore I heard another girls voice besides Gina's. I know brah who has been posting the CC reports has been put on blast. However he also posted a report about Gina and she's definitely real. We'll have to wait and see. Any legit Susan intel would be greatly appreciated.

- Frankie.

[Andrewsted]

Went to this AMP for the first time Friday afternoon. In front, far left of the main double door entrance of the building. Rang the doorbell, waited a min or so. Greeted by 30 something who took me to the back, asked if I would like a shower and I said no since I already took one just prior. She left as I undressed and I waited maybe 4 or so minutes until another gal came in and she was about 20's mid 30's and about 4'11" and about 90 pounds. The room has a bar on ceiling for her back walking. Massage was about a 5 out of 10 until the flip. On the flip, OTC permitted and UTC for nipple play. Oh my, great soft, supple B's with great nipples. Paid. 6 for 30 minutes and gave her. 4 tip and she seemed appreciative of the tip.

[NyHornet]

Probably a long shot. But there was an Asian provider that was in Annandale last year. She isn't at the phone number anymore. Anyone know?

https://bodyrubindex.com/ad/nova/571-236-3755/1/506858

Kitty Kat. Saw her once about three years ago. Seems like new reviews pop up on Erotic Monkey every now and then, but I've never gotten a response on subsequent attempts to contact. A very friendly GFE, hot one! Maybe she has a new number or rotates to other areas frequently? I believe I saw her in Herndon, in the apt that Sharon use to share with Mimi, but before Sharon moved there. I think it's empty since Sharon moved to Falls Church. Anyway, I think Kat, was last located in Fairfax.