Escort Reports

[Cachito123]

Today I took the plunge to see what this quirky Joyce character is all about. To say plunge is furthest from the truth, she opened her door for me to find a 5'2", hot body Asian woman. I'd guess she's mid-thirties, it's always hard to tell with Asian chicks.

Anyway, she didn't sniff me, she didn't ask to scrub me down or anything of the sort. She asked, me to get naked, comfortable, and on the bed. She undresses for me to get a better look at an athletic body, great natural looking and feeling additions and my goodness what an ASS! I mean it was full with the perfect amount of jiggle! So she asks me to hold my legs in the air and she sprays mouthwash all over my bumhole and nads and cock. She then rubs it in. She says ok, I'm ready. She starts with wide tongued licks in my crack to concentrating on my cock, then to BBBJ. She took it a little past the head but no more than that. Then we did CG, doggie, mish, and I busted in doggie. I enjoyed her, she felt snug to me and very wet. I was down to DFK but her breath smelled like shrimp fry-ry, LOL. $. 4, not a rush, paid for hh and stayed for an hr cause she gave me a FBM and showered with and used a hand scrubby thing on me. Joyce was awesome!

Creepin.

I am glad you have the chance to experience the "joy of Joyce". I agree she has a beautiful butt. She used to be skinny but now she has a pair of beautiful full breast and a great firm round butt. You missed one of the most enjoyable part of seen Joyce. That is, you always take the shower. You ask to take a shower and ask her to join you. She will get the soap and get you all slippery, in turn you get the soap and you enjoy getting her soapy and you make sure you get some soap every part of her body. Then you turn her around and have Johnny again her butt and soap her beautiful breast.

Joyce is a diamond in the rough. There is so much to explore. My routine is to do the shower, go for two long 69 drives, have her come two times and then go missionary and finish Rin Tin Tin.

I am going to explore other routes.

Cachito.

[WaveSurfer]

Posted on this board a couple of weeks ago asking about a Latina provider no one ever hit me back LOL it's kool I never had a provider before so I was really nervous about the set up and everything. Anyway I met with one of the Latinas in Springfield said she didn't really speak English. She wasn't the girl in the pics but F it she was hot so I said whateva. Is probably give her experience a 7 she could've really take jr how I would've liked kept saying big and go slow it hurt. I slapped her on her phatty and she said no. I'm like all that ass and you can't take d and now it can't get slapped. But she is gorgeous breasts to match the phatty too. Said she's leaving Sunday or Monday. I guess hit me for details. Bjmishdoggie. I might try to book hr nxt time maybe she'll be adjusted to the d by than. I was just totally comfortable was I knew she wasn't uncle LEO that's what gives me the most hesitation about this hobby. If I don't see her again I'm lookin for another Latina.

[Mr Yoni]

I'm new to the scene and just wanted to introduce myself. I'm a young college student like WindomakeRow and had a similar experience but with Martyna at what was nicesense (now elitemodels). I would like to monger more, but I'm still living on a student budget and I prefer dfk / GFE over pros. Nice to meet you all!

I want to try to meet Bia from TG, but she was all booked up and I'm visiting family over the weekend.

[Creeping]

Today I took the plunge to see what this quirky Joyce character is all about. To say plunge is furthest from the truth, she opened her door for me to find a 5'2", hot body Asian woman. I'd guess she's mid-thirties, it's always hard to tell with Asian chicks.

Anyway, she didn't sniff me, she didn't ask to scrub me down or anything of the sort. She asked, me to get naked, comfortable, and on the bed. She undresses for me to get a better look at an athletic body, great natural looking and feeling additions and my goodness what an ASS! I mean it was full with the perfect amount of jiggle! So she asks me to hold my legs in the air and she sprays mouthwash all over my bumhole and nads and cock. She then rubs it in. She says ok, I'm ready. She starts with wide tongued licks in my crack to concentrating on my cock, then to BBBJ. She took it a little past the head but no more than that. Then we did CG, doggie, mish, and I busted in doggie. I enjoyed her, she felt snug to me and very wet. I was down to DFK but her breath smelled like shrimp fry-ry, LOL. $. 4, not a rush, paid for hh and stayed for an hr cause she gave me a FBM and showered with and used a hand scrubby thing on me. Joyce was awesome!

Creepin.

[SuperJimmyC]

My inbox is clear now!

Happy Mongering!!

SJ.

SJ -- your inbox is full.

Great recommendation -- it only takes a few words to inform the brethren of a quality lady.

Thanks.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

[PilotAviator]

NOVA Gents:

FYI!

She's a sweet and beautiful young lady who's non-GFE with a lovely body.

Her pics truly don't do her justice and now she's in your neck of the woods.

I've known her for about 4 years - seen her on at least 20 occasions and she's a wonderful time - but she's not cheap.

She shows up in the DMV every 6 weeks or so for 2-3 weeks and for me she's a great treat - every now and then.

Check out her pics!

https://adultsearch.com/washington-d...scorts/1431674

Happy Mongering!!

SJ.

SJ -- your inbox is full.

Great recommendation -- it only takes a few words to inform the brethren of a quality lady.

Thanks.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

[SuperJimmyC]

NOVA Gents:

FYI!

She's a sweet and beautiful young lady who's non-GFE with a lovely body.

Her pics truly don't do her justice and now she's in your neck of the woods.

I've known her for about 4 years - seen her on at least 20 occasions and she's a wonderful time - but she's not cheap.

She shows up in the DMV every 6 weeks or so for 2-3 weeks and for me she's a great treat - every now and then.

Check out her pics!

https://adultsearch.com/washington-d...scorts/1431674

Happy Mongering!!

SJ.

[Tom McAn]

I had been checking out adultsearch.com for escort services to try out, and last Monday I finally had the courage to try an escort out. To be honest, it was very disappointing.

It was one of the Asian ones located in the Fairfax / Centerville (area. Considering that they had listed the services that they will do as part of the ad, I was very disappointed when the girl I was with barely did anything that was listed. Not only that, she was very limited on what can be done, and took a lot less time than an hour for the experience. I left feeling that I wasted a bit of time and money for lousy service.

Is there any way that one can get up to date information on these escorts, and their reputation, services, etc? Does this site provide something like this to new people? Thank you for any advice given.

You answered an Asian crapshoot ad. They post ads on several different sites featuring photos of young, beautiful models that you'll never see and promising services which are rarely, if ever, available. Occasionally they'll post explicit photos of porn stars. In reality the best you can expect is a decent-looking MILF and non-GFE service. Or you might get Granny.

There are some occasional gems such as the recently departed Lily, who's been highly reviewed here. More often than not you get someone who wants you done and out the door ASAP. I've had one or two good experiences with the crapshoot; the rest have ranged from mediocre to poor. The crapshoot gals also rotate frequently, so if you find a gem chances are she won't be here for long.

You can take your chances or, as Cash suggested, stick with well-reviewed providers. There are some well-reviewed Asian and Thai providers discussed on the Massage Parlor forum if you're more interested in a massage-themed session, although for most of those providers the post-flip service menu is much more limited.

[Metloaf]

So I've noticed for quite some time that there are three girls who seem to travel together and set up shop in various parts of town and other nearby cities. They're sometimes in Springfield, Manassas, Richmond, etc. I finally had a chance today to go see one of them. Of the three, I had admired the photos of Sexy Sally / Busty Barbie the most, so I texted her and went over there. Decent hotel. I get to her door and despite her assurances over text, she doesn't look exactly like the photos. Her body kind of did, but not her face. She was still cute if you like big girls, which I do. So I decided to stay because I was only going to do QV and the price was right. I asked her about the other two girls with ads like hers and she admitted that there's only one girl her. If you look at the Freaky Trina ad, which is below, that's a pretty accurate depiction of her because that's her real photos. The photos are a little smaller so harder to make out. The other two ads, also below, show the other girls that are not her and they're just fake pictures she uses. So, there is some bait and switch here, which can be par for the course. At least you now know that they're all three the same person and Freaky Trina are the real pics. As far as our time together, I would say she's two tons of fun. All covered, but she got into it and she was really clean. So was her room she's not a slob and she clearly knows what she's doing in terms of having her shit together. We did some different positions and she was happy to let me pound her as I please. She was fun and had a good attitude. She seems to enjoy what she does. My recommendation if like BBWs is to go for a QV no reason to spend a ton more. She didn't seem to be a clock watcher, although I didn't go over my time much. It was a nice way to just get a nut with a cute BBW. Setup was easy with a quick initial phone call and then she texts you. She has you call after you get off on her floor and she lets you in. Enjoy.

These are the real pics: http://northern-virginia.skipthegame...p/048289802815.

Here are other ads she runs with fake pics:

http://northern-virginia.skipthegame...n/733733088465

http://northern-virginia.skipthegame...a/993155391585

Never dated her but she post fake ads and you will only get Trina. This has been notated for sometime on this thread. Stop letting fakes rob out here. Crazy how she even in business. Her decoys would make more than her for sure. She been doing this for years. Must know we some dummies 😆. And through a conversation with her outside a hotel we had this conversation from me recognizing from her over posting always.

[StuckNmiddle]

Someone I know hmu looking to see if I would be interested in helping her do a 3 some. I know its not some peoples taste. I told her I'd ask around. I hadn't gotten all the details. If you are interested in helping out shoot a pm. Thanks.

As to the girl, she's 24 white spinner.

[TotalJerk]

So I've noticed for quite some time that there are three girls who seem to travel together and set up shop in various parts of town and other nearby cities. They're sometimes in Springfield, Manassas, Richmond, etc. I finally had a chance today to go see one of them. Of the three, I had admired the photos of Sexy Sally / Busty Barbie the most, so I texted her and went over there. Decent hotel. I get to her door and despite her assurances over text, she doesn't look exactly like the photos. Her body kind of did, but not her face. She was still cute if you like big girls, which I do. So I decided to stay because I was only going to do QV and the price was right. I asked her about the other two girls with ads like hers and she admitted that there's only one girl – her. If you look at the Freaky Trina ad, which is below, that's a pretty accurate depiction of her because that's her real photos. The photos are a little smaller so harder to make out. The other two ads, also below, show the other girls that are not her and they're just fake pictures she uses. So, there is some bait and switch here, which can be par for the course. At least you now know that they're all three the same person and Freaky Trina are the real pics. As far as our time together, I would say she's two tons of fun. All covered, but she got into it and she was really clean. So was her room — she's not a slob and she clearly knows what she's doing in terms of having her shit together. We did some different positions and she was happy to let me pound her as I please. She was fun and had a good attitude. She seems to enjoy what she does. My recommendation if like BBWs is to go for a QV – no reason to spend a ton more. She didn't seem to be a clock watcher, although I didn't go over my time much. It was a nice way to just get a nut with a cute BBW. Setup was easy with a quick initial phone call and then she texts you. She has you call after you get off on her floor and she lets you in. Enjoy.

These are the real pics: http://northern-virginia.skipthegame...p/048289802815.

Here are other ads she runs with fake pics:

http://northern-virginia.skipthegame...n/733733088465

http://northern-virginia.skipthegame...a/993155391585

[Sayeh443]

I can second the Kami rating. She fits the (age, dimensions, etc.) description on the site, but I don't think the pics are her. Spoiler alert, she's hotter. If she walked into a club wearing that tight dress, she would have everyone (male and female) wanting to hit that. I wasn't disappointed when the dress came off either. Her natural breasts are perfect, and much bigger / better than whoever is pictured on their site.

I did get a bit of BBBJ before the CBJ, and both were enthusiastically performed. She fairly quickly directed me to lay down and hopped aboard. Either she is REALLY into slightly-above average looking Dudes twice her age OR she faked an O after a few minutes. She was fairly vocal (in a good way) as we bounced around a few positions, before she was begging me to finish inside her.

I may be getting jaded by this hobby, but it just seems to becoming less and less realistic. Nothing against Kami, who I would have had a very hard time landing in my prime, 20 years ago. But I'm just not feeling these 20 somethings. Perhaps I need to sacrifice some perfection for something more realistic? I also seem to notice things that I probably overlooked before. Like the fact that there were several opened water bottles in the place (likely multiple other Dudes). And her breath smelled / tasted unique. Of course my mind was thinking, probably condom or something else equally unappealing.

All-in-all, while I will be looking for something a bit more realistic / intimate, I can highly recommend Kami to guys that like hot, young, enthusiastic women. She's the real deal!

I saw Kami and had a similar experience. She is definitely beautiful and her pics fail to show her beauty. She is in her young 20's and has great body natural breasts. I did have MSOG but I did received CBJs, which is a bummer and something I haven't experience at elitemodels. Her technique was great and it would have been amazing as a BBJ. I tried to play with her breasts, but she pushed back on it. We did DFK, but the taste of her mouth left something to be desired. She is a beauty without question, but performance does matter. Regardless elitemodels is still my #1 and has delivered countless times.

[SonChi]

I'm sorry for my ignorance but what "SA" means??

It is a website called Seeking Arrangement, basically sugar babies looking for Daddy. Be careful out there.

[SuperJimmyC]

Maybe you could try to visit only reviewed escorts and places.

There are plenty of reviews out there. Reviews will tell you what the escorts look like, what they do and how much are their rates. That way. You'll surely cut down on disappointing missions and wasting your time and money.

You must figure out what type of monger you are. Must you have GFE stuff in your sessions or not? If so. Only see escorts that do GFE stuff and the reviews will let you know who they are.

You can build a squad of escorts to serve your every need if you do the research and then test the escorts out to see if they can join your team. If you have 4 or more escorts in your squad you'll never get bored of them. Unless you're going out like twice a week or you're the type of monger who must see a new gal almost every time you venture out on a mission. If you get tired of the 4 then begin to add more escorts to your team.

This place along with ecsortbabylon and eroticmonkey should be all the resources you need to find reviews of escorts and seriously cut down on bad missions. You can look for escorts on adultsearch and then take their name and number to look for reviews here and the other two review sites I mentioned.

Happy Mongering!

SJ.

I had been checking out adultsearch.com for escort services to try out, and last Monday I finally had the courage to try an escort out. To be honest, it was very disappointing.

It was one of the Asian ones located in the Fairfax / Centerville (area. Considering that they had listed the services that they will do as part of the ad, I was very disappointed when the girl I was with barely did anything that was listed. Not only that, she was very limited on what can be done, and took a lot less time than an hour for the experience. I left feeling that I wasted a bit of time and money for lousy service.

Is there any way that one can get up to date information on these escorts, and their reputation, services, etc? Does this site provide something like this to new people? Thank you for any advice given.

[Cash2274]

I had been checking out adultsearch.com for escort services to try out, and last Monday I finally had the courage to try an escort out. To be honest, it was very disappointing.

It was one of the Asian ones located in the Fairfax / Centerville (area. Considering that they had listed the services that they will do as part of the ad, I was very disappointed when the girl I was with barely did anything that was listed. Not only that, she was very limited on what can be done, and took a lot less time than an hour for the experience. I left feeling that I wasted a bit of time and money for lousy service.

Is there any way that one can get up to date information on these escorts, and their reputation, services, etc? Does this site provide something like this to new people? Thank you for any advice given.

Those are the Asian Crapshoots that are often referred to here.

Stick with a well-reviewed provider and not one where you don't know what you're going to get.