Massage Parlor Reports

[NotMikeSmith]

I've also tried several times to contact Ashley without success. .

I called Ashley every now & then over last several months, only got voicemail. But, last week or so, finally got a reply from her by text-- could've been she replied to my text inquiry, or maybe my voicemail, I can't recall which. Anyways, we text a little back & forth. I ask about her hours (which she said were around 7 am-3 pm or such). I text replied that 7 am was early & made comment about 'early bird gets the worm. ' She took it as a sexual reference (I suppose the 'worm' was a sexual joke? She politely & firmly texted that it crossed the line, & said she'd have to end our communications. Oh well. I always follow the 'no sexual references' rule of thumb 1st time contact w / any Provider, & didn't mean it sexually. Everyone is entitled to set their own limits, & we have to respect that, so learn from my inadvertent goof.

[TheOuroboros]

There are always several factors. The individual gal. Whether they get a vibe that concerns them. Whether you've been before. Even though I've never been to this location, there are many in Northern VA where there are no guarantees, but if you play your cards right, you can get at least a NOVA finish. I would say your odds are still OK.

Lucky for you, there's so many fields in NoVa to play ball on. I've personally been to places where I've received FS and then only a legit massage (at the same place). The spectrum is wide and as was stated above, it depends on the girl and / or whether or not you give off the LEO vibe😕. You can always try again another day. Fun fact I once went to the same AMP and saw the same lady 3 separate occasions. Always legit. Went back, saw a new lady, got the NoVA. Then came back, got the original girl who laughed told me she thought I was a cop, but then got an awesome NoVa from her. So YMMV.

[Start2]

I don't have the budget for this hobby that many of you have, so generally, I try to stick to my ATF or a provider who is a sure bet. On occasion, I will TOFTT. When it doesn't pan out, I generally accept it and view it as my "personal penance. " .

Was working from home this afternoon and knew I had a 2 hour block of time in the afternoon where I could slip away.

Wanted to try and keep it close to home so reached out to:

- Ashley: No response; comment: I have tried to engage Ashley 2 other times but have not been able to get a response back from her. Appreciate any advice with Ashley (Caucasian MILF in Annandale).

- Chelsea: No response; comment: first time I have tried to reach out to Chelsea.

- Amy: Got a speedy response that 2 - 3 girls were available and I should come over now (https://www.adultlook.com/p/2993425).

I get to the location in West Springfield, receive text directions to the ground-level apartment, and am greeted by a fairly average looking Asian MILF named Emma. Dark hair is shoulder length, knows a little English. Definitely not Amy in the pictures (who does exist as I saw her on the way out). Apartment is pretty empty looking and Emma is the only one I see.

Emma escorts me to the back bedroom, I hand over my $1. 6 for the hour, and proceed to undress. Emma directs me to lay down on the bed (mattresses on the floor). I ask her if there are other girls but she says they are busy. Emma gives me a perfunctory 10 minute back massage then tells me to turn over. She quickly undresses (saggy top, body is very pudgy), puts a condom on me, gives me 1 - 3 minutes of CBJ, then asks "fuck me?" I perform what feels like an unappetizing task, finish up pretty quickly, and I am out in 30 minutes.

As I mentioned, I did see Amy on the way out. For the most part, she looks like the pictures. Perhaps she would have been a better experience. All I know is, if Lily (Centerville / Merrifield) is "top shelf," then this provider was clearly the opposite of the Lily experience.

I will not return.

You posted a Escort Report on the Massage side. At a minimum your budget goes up due to the expense of a separate monger phone.

YEMV but I've always found the Massage side a better proposition compared to Escorts. Generally the Escort advantage is that you know what you are getting before you get there, usually with a 1/2 ass attitude at best. The Massage advantage is that generally the provider puts forth the effort. My only accidental PV experience I just laughed and made my way out to greener pastures. Every time I read a PV report on here with the guy hoping after 99 visits maybe she will touch him, I laugh again.

Even when a Escort looks great and provides a great experience I've found that the resulting single expense equal to multiple Massage visits. If you do your research, at least one of those Massage visits will be great.

PV, Escort, Massage take your pick and have fun.

[Mike85]

I was there just a couple of weeks ago. Provider was Mia and we had a good time? Are you 100% sure, because I was planning on going back.

New blue sky is on dorsey circle.

[Mike85]

There are always several factors. The individual gal. Whether they get a vibe that concerns them. Whether you've been before. Even though I've never been to this location, there are many in Northern VA where there are no guarantees, but if you play your cards right, you can get at least a NOVA finish. I would say your odds are still OK.

I think the confusion over all this is the similarities of names the new places.

Mia works at 'blue sky' on diggs, 'new blue sky' is on dorsey circle about a 1/2 mile away, upper level, run by Jessica. The OP who said new blue sky is totally legit was accurate. It is a nice place, $50 for body massage and $25 for foot.

[MrSunnyHills]

I was there just a couple of weeks ago. Provider was Mia and we had a good time? Are you 100% sure, because I was planning on going back.

There are always several factors. The individual gal. Whether they get a vibe that concerns them. Whether you've been before. Even though I've never been to this location, there are many in Northern VA where there are no guarantees, but if you play your cards right, you can get at least a NOVA finish. I would say your odds are still OK.

[Tom McAn]

I don't have the budget for this hobby that many of you have, so generally, I try to stick to my ATF or a provider who is a sure bet. On occasion, I will TOFTT. When it doesn't pan out, I generally accept it and view it as my "personal penance. " .

Was working from home this afternoon and knew I had a 2 hour block of time in the afternoon where I could slip away.

Wanted to try and keep it close to home so reached out to:

- Ashley: No response; comment: I have tried to engage Ashley 2 other times but have not been able to get a response back from her. Appreciate any advice with Ashley (Caucasian MILF in Annandale).

- Chelsea: No response; comment: first time I have tried to reach out to Chelsea.

- Amy: Got a speedy response that 2 - 3 girls were available and I should come over now (https://www.adultlook.com/p/2993425).

I get to the location in West Springfield, receive text directions to the ground-level apartment, and am greeted by a fairly average looking Asian MILF named Emma. Dark hair is shoulder length, knows a little English. Definitely not Amy in the pictures (who does exist as I saw her on the way out). Apartment is pretty empty looking and Emma is the only one I see.

Emma escorts me to the back bedroom, I hand over my $1. 6 for the hour, and proceed to undress. Emma directs me to lay down on the bed (mattresses on the floor). I ask her if there are other girls but she says they are busy. Emma gives me a perfunctory 10 minute back massage then tells me to turn over. She quickly undresses (saggy top, body is very pudgy), puts a condom on me, gives me 1 - 3 minutes of CBJ, then asks "fuck me?" I perform what feels like an unappetizing task, finish up pretty quickly, and I am out in 30 minutes.

As I mentioned, I did see Amy on the way out. For the most part, she looks like the pictures. Perhaps she would have been a better experience. All I know is, if Lily (Centerville / Merrifield) is "top shelf," then this provider was clearly the opposite of the Lily experience.

I will not return.

I'm sorry to hear about your experience with Emma. That stinks that she only gave you half the time for which you paid and that she gave half-assed service for the time you were actually there.

I've also tried several times to contact Ashley without success. I don't know what's going on with her. As for Chelsea, it appears she left town early last month. She typically advertises on Adult Search when she's around. I would have considered a visit with her three weeks ago had she been in town; it likely would have gone better than my visit with the Falls Church Asian crapshoot.

[FSavages23]

Manassas. Strictly Legit. Okay massage. Would have liked more.

I was there just a couple of weeks ago. Provider was Mia and we had a good time? Are you 100% sure, because I was planning on going back.

[OnlyAOne]

Manassas. Strictly Legit. Okay massage. Would have liked more.

[MrSunnyHills]

I am a bit new as well, so I may need correction. But NoVa means Northern Virginia. Roughly the part of northern Virginia that is suburbs of the DC Capital region. But more importantly, and probably why you are asking: Standard NoVA finish is a hand job // happy ending with a massage around here. BJ, FS, rimming are beyond the standard NoVa.

Gorbot, you may be new as well, but obviously you have read the Forum and learned well.

[Wahooboy94]

I don't have the budget for this hobby that many of you have, so generally, I try to stick to my ATF or a provider who is a sure bet. On occasion, I will TOFTT. When it doesn't pan out, I generally accept it and view it as my "personal penance. " .

Was working from home this afternoon and knew I had a 2 hour block of time in the afternoon where I could slip away.

Wanted to try and keep it close to home so reached out to:

- Ashley: No response; comment: I have tried to engage Ashley 2 other times but have not been able to get a response back from her. Appreciate any advice with Ashley (Caucasian MILF in Annandale).

- Chelsea: No response; comment: first time I have tried to reach out to Chelsea.

- Amy: Got a speedy response that 2 - 3 girls were available and I should come over now (https://www.adultlook.com/p/2993425).

I get to the location in West Springfield, receive text directions to the ground-level apartment, and am greeted by a fairly average looking Asian MILF named Emma. Dark hair is shoulder length, knows a little English. Definitely not Amy in the pictures (who does exist as I saw her on the way out). Apartment is pretty empty looking and Emma is the only one I see.

Emma escorts me to the back bedroom, I hand over my $1. 6 for the hour, and proceed to undress. Emma directs me to lay down on the bed (mattresses on the floor). I ask her if there are other girls but she says they are busy. Emma gives me a perfunctory 10 minute back massage then tells me to turn over. She quickly undresses (saggy top, body is very pudgy), puts a condom on me, gives me 1 - 3 minutes of CBJ, then asks "fuck me?" I perform what feels like an unappetizing task, finish up pretty quickly, and I am out in 30 minutes.

As I mentioned, I did see Amy on the way out. For the most part, she looks like the pictures. Perhaps she would have been a better experience. All I know is, if Lily (Centerville / Merrifield) is "top shelf," then this provider was clearly the opposite of the Lily experience.

I will not return.

[Frank Digitola]

Sounds like you'd like Sophie in Fairfax. Not a spinner. A bit quirky, but didn't seem to be in a hurry. YMMV.

Shoutout to you and JmSuttr for the Sophie recommendation. I did a search before setting up an appointment with her and saw reviews saying both her massage and flip were meh to bad. Not sure what those brahs were talking about because I had a blast.

First off. What an adorable little human she is. So all of the pics I've seen in her ads are more a reflection of her personality than anything. She was described to me as quirky. I'd describe her more as very playful and jovial which I thought was really cool. When I showed up. She looked hot. She's a really cute chick. She had on a little black dress, heels and a short silk robe when I arrived. She's cute in her ads but looked way hotter in person. The massage was great. There was a nice mix of strong on the shoulders, neck and knots, and nice a smooth glides up and down the back. There was also teasing that occurred throughout the entire session. Needless to say I was really relaxed on the flip.

The flip was awesome. Sophie allowed me to roam pretty freely. I didn't want to get carried away on my first visit so I stayed pretty conservative. She's a thick girl with soft, smooth skin. Nice booty. Not much hip, but nice grip. She's got thick, pretty legs which are really nice. I've seen a few of her ads before and she posts one with pics of her in a little black outfit. In those pics she has small boobs but she has since got some new D bolt ons which were an enjoyable surprise. The finish was splendid. P.S. Level technique and performance with lots of oil. She held eye contact and was slow, intense and passionate. Love her. She was able to make me pop which completely sealed a deal that was already sealed. Love Sophie. Definitely going back. Only negative I can think of is that her shower was hot af. I'm actually posting this from the intensive care unit as my right nipple and bellybutton were melted off. At least I'm clean. Gave her 3 on top of the standard Thai independent rate. Freaking love Sophie.

I was also talking to another brah whose memory was sparked by the Joanna post. He used to frequent her Bailey's Crossroads spot also. That place is called YG Massage now and isn't that great. Joanna and her other girl named Linda were the best things about YG. They're both gone. I've been there twice and was unimpressed and won't be back unless curiosities get the better of me. In our conversations brah reminded me that there are two other AMP's right there in the same building as YG. A Thai place and a place called Golden Therapy. I tried the Golden Therapy place yesterday. I wanted to try the Thai place, but the sign said they're only open Monday-Friday which seems like a bad sign to me. Lee Lee was my masseuse. She's a 40 something, attractive, average build chick. She had on a tight little red dress. Its a Korean place so they had a table shower. Now a note on this. She went crazy with the shower. There was water everywhere. She sprayed me in the face with the shower wand, my hair was soaked. It looked like a goddamn shaggy dog shook off in there when she was done. As such I wouldn't recommend scheduling a visit here if you a) are planning on going somewhere afterwards or b) require discretion when you return home. I apply 17 different products to my hair (slight exaggeration) and make love to the preparation of it. If I had plans other than watching GOT afterwards I would've been irritated. Something to keep in mind. Anyway. She walked on my back which was cool. Massage was good too. I'd file it under slightly above average. Now. The flip.

On the flip she asked and I quote "What do you want to do?" Never heard that flip opener before. I only wanted to test drive the AMP and get my nova on (I'm also not really a FS guy) so I just told her standard nova. She asked what I'd tip her, I told her 4, she then rolled up the dress, took off her thong and put a knee up on the table. I took that as an invitation, so decided to roam free. She was soaking and that intensified with the roam. HJ was great. Slow and passionate like I like it. I tried Thai Sophie Friday, got laid Saturday and she still made me pop, which surprised me honestly. On times when I'm not super worried about a top tier massage or the physique of my provider I'm definitely going to go see her again. House 8. Tipped 4. Still love Sophie.

Frankie.

[BlueFalcon123]

Just wondering what their verification process is like. What info do they require and how long did the process take?

It didn't take long. I spoke with a dude that appears to be the handler.

He will ask about other places you went too. And provide possible names and addresses.

If he feels ok with you, then you can schedule.

I had a blast at ST with amber. Have fun!

[Gorbot]

What does Nova mean?

I am a bit new as well, so I may need correction. But NoVa means Northern Virginia. Roughly the part of northern Virginia that is suburbs of the DC Capital region. But more importantly, and probably why you are asking: Standard NoVA finish is a hand job // happy ending with a massage around here. BJ, FS, rimming are beyond the standard NoVa.

[SigGuy]

What does Nova mean?

Northern Virginia.