Escort Reports

**HotNuts** · 05-14-19 00:59

Her handler texted me and said she was available a day after I tried scheduling a visit. The number was from the ad below, but definitely not same pic. Met in Merrifield area at an easy to find extended stay type place. Saw that she was definitely older around 40, but considering the reviews, I went ahead. Shower and straight to BBBJ with plenty of DT with FF and finally CIM. Took plenty of video with no issues. Nipples do look unique. Even though I opted for the hour, figured I was good enough and left early. Great service and excellent mic skill, but I do prefer them younger and probably won't revisit.

https://cityxguide.co/body-rubs/fall...ch-t-12979726/

**Odrigoli** · 05-13-19 16:52

Great body 100% real and the place is very clean.

Body9/10.

Face10/10.

BJ 2/10.

Found her on as in Herndon.

**VChase** · 05-13-19 16:20

Try Ashley's email:

Deadahead1020@gmail.com

Best of luck and thanks for the report.

Pleasant Dreams,

V.

Originally Posted by Wahooboy94 [View Original Post]

Wanted to try and keep it close to home so reached out to:

- Ashley: No response; comment: I have tried to engage Ashley 2 other times but have not been able to get a response back from her. Appreciate any advice with Ashley (Caucasian MILF in Annandale).

**Wahooboy94** · 05-13-19 16:03

Sorry, meant to post this report under Escort Reports.

I don't have the budget for this hobby that many of you have, so generally, I try to stick to my ATF or a provider who is a sure bet. On occasion, I will TOFTT. When it doesn't pan out, I generally accept it and view it as my "personal penance.

Was working from home this afternoon and knew I had a 2 hour block of time in the afternoon where I could slip away.

Wanted to try and keep it close to home so reached out to:

- Ashley: No response; comment: I have tried to engage Ashley 2 other times but have not been able to get a response back from her. Appreciate any advice with Ashley (Caucasian MILF in Annandale).

- Chelsea: No response; comment: first time I have tried to reach out to Chelsea (https://www.adultlook.com/p/2922077).

- Amy: Got a speedy response that 2 - 3 girls were available and I should come over now (https://www.adultlook.com/p/2993425).

I get to the location in West Springfield, receive text directions to the ground-level apartment, and am greeted by a fairly average looking Asian MILF named Emma. Dark hair is shoulder length, knows a little English. Definitely not Amy in the pictures (who does exist as I saw her on the way out). Apartment is pretty empty looking and Emma is the only one I see.

Emma escorts me to the back bedroom, I hand over my $1. 6 for the hour, and proceed to undress. Emma directs me to lay down on the bed (mattresses on the floor). I ask her if there are other girls but she says they are busy. Emma gives me a perfunctory 10 minute back massage then tells me to turn over. She quickly undresses (saggy top, body is very pudgy), puts a condom on me, gives me 1 - 3 minutes of CBJ, then asks "fuck me?" I perform what feels like an unappetizing task, finish up pretty quickly, and I am out in 30 minutes.

As I mentioned, I did see Amy on the way out. For the most part, she looks like the pictures. Perhaps she would have been a better experience. All I know is, if Lily (Centerville / Merrifield) is "top shelf," then this provider was clearly the opposite of the Lily experience.

I will not return.

**WillOckham** · 05-13-19 15:15

Originally Posted by Cachito123 [View Original Post]

LOL!

I had the same problem but I resolved it. In one of my visits, I visited with a trimmed beard. The next visit she texted me with a Joyce style text. " beard short? It will hurt pussy!" So she put paper towels on my face for the ride. But after that, I do not trim my beard if I was going to see her. No problem. I now understand that a trimmed beard will really hurt her. The short hairs are like little needles. Not fun for her if you do long drives.

One young lady calls me Santa Clause because of my beard, and I have had this problem occasionally. I take a glad bag with a slit cut in it and DATY her through the hole. Kind of silly, but it works. Trimming your beard may make the irritation worse, as your shortened hairs are stiffer.

**StuckNmiddle** · 05-13-19 14:25

Originally Posted by BunkerBuster [View Original Post]

Produced the session you came out with. You got what you think you went for, but you didn't get what was possible.

A ten-minute compromise on your part would have led to a more fulfilling session. I notice your session skipped a mutual shower, and went to BBBJ, without other extras and add-ons that are thrown in if she's enthusiastic about the encounter.

I'm new to the agency scene. I usually contact provider directly. In Richmond or even Baltimore the "can you wait 10-20 min" is a unnerving text because idk what is going. Is that a common practice up here?

**Bunker Buster** · 05-13-19 14:09

Originally Posted by WalterKovacs [View Original Post]

Went to go see with the hype was about. Scheduled with Lily's booker later at night. While on my way was asked "can you wait until 20 minutes from now" "can you wait until 10 minutes from now"? I was firm told booker I will be there at the scheduled time and no later. Of course when I get there I am asked to "please wait 10 minutes". At this point I'm ready to leave. 11 minutes go buy, I leave and then the booker starts blowing up my phone offering a discount for the BS. At this point I'm already still close by despite having left and easier to turn back then take the 35 min ride home.

I go back and find the room, Lily answers the door. I'm not impressed or blown away. She's much older late 30's maybe early 40's. Slender but nice and friendly. She apologizes and takes off my pants. I lay on the bed and she gets ready to put a cover on. I decline, she pauses and confused and there's dialogue about no cover. She goes down for a pretty decent / good BBBJ and I finish with a big explosion. Clean up shower and leave. Probably won't repeat but she did deliver good service and was really nice just another Joyce with better pricing honestly. Nothing special.

Produced the session you came out with. You got what you think you went for, but you didn't get what was possible.

A ten-minute compromise on your part would have led to a more fulfilling session. I notice your session skipped a mutual shower, and went to BBBJ, without other extras and add-ons that are thrown in if she's enthusiastic about the encounter.

**MiRoad** · 05-13-19 12:41

Originally Posted by Cachito123 [View Original Post]

LOL!

I had the same problem but I resolved it. In one of my visits, I visited with a trimmed beard. The next visit she texted me with a Joyce style text. " beard short? It will hurt pussy!" So she put paper towels on my face for the ride. But after that, I do not trim my beard if I was going to see her. No problem. I now understand that a trimmed beard will really hurt her. The short hairs are like little needles. Not fun for her if you do long drives.

Gee, I've been seeing Joyce for years and during this time I've had a goatee and mustache, both rather short. Never had a complaint from her about it and she's spent a lot of time riding it!

**Max #01** · 05-13-19 09:03

Originally Posted by Myter1 [View Original Post]

https://www.eros.com/washington_dc/f....htm?cat=6209.

Recently visited her at a nice in call in Tysons. Easy set up, wanted me to call with updates when I arrived. When I got there it was not the girl in the pics. This girl was very cute however so I went ahead. It was short notice so I didn't want to be to picky. Besides she was young, slender, and had braces on which is a first for me. Gave good attention to her nipples which she liked and kept that up while fingering her clit to Orgasm. She offered a HJ session only and requested a tip for cfs which I declined. Overall a sexy young lady that took direction well. Left pretty happy, but would not repeat as no CBJ or cfs on the menu.

Originally Posted by Pbarber307 [View Original Post]

As discussed previously, the label, "verified" isn't worth diddly.

It's harder these days without the old review sites. When I'm shopping, I do a couple of things. First, I Google the phone number in the ad. It's amazing how many young ladies advertise in multiple cities at the same time or how many "independents" share the same phone number. I always look closely at the photo location. It's pretty easy to spot European electrical outlets, light switches or telephones.

**Cachito123** · 05-13-19 08:14

Originally Posted by JmSuttr [View Original Post]

I was a regular with Joyce and, like you, I very much enjoyed the drive down Hwy 69. Unfortunately, after seeing her a few times she started complaining about my (very neatly groomed) facial hair. I tried slathering my face with various unscented lotions and oils to no avail. I tried adjusting my technique and doing everything possible to give her maximum control, but nothing worked. Eventually I gave up and went with other providers for whom this wasn't an issue.

Just posting because, while Joyce is great, potential clients with full beards, goatees, or even just mustaches should be aware and take this into consideration.

LOL!

I had the same problem but I resolved it. In one of my visits, I visited with a trimmed beard. The next visit she texted me with a Joyce style text. " beard short? It will hurt pussy!" So she put paper towels on my face for the ride. But after that, I do not trim my beard if I was going to see her. No problem. I now understand that a trimmed beard will really hurt her. The short hairs are like little needles. Not fun for her if you do long drives.

**WillOckham** · 05-13-19 07:50

Originally Posted by HotNuts [View Original Post]

Unspectacular night. Just met with new girl Cici late Saturday. Looks very nice, but session was just OK. Short small Chinese girl, with little english. Started with shower then to short BBBJ that was underwhelming. Very soft skin and small but soft breasts. She rushed to get condom on, but I wanted to enjoy the french some more. She had her hand in the way which I pushed away many times. Went to mish for a while, but she still had her hand in the way and wouldn't move it. That got me annoyed and ruined the experience. After a while, she said she was too sore and wanted to finish with her hand, but she only wanted to try jack hammer speed instead of something slower and more sensual. And toward the end of the session she was really watching the clock and even shorted me about ten minutes of an hour. Only got a small pop and showered up. This hasn't thrown me off of LF yet, but she wan't worth the 2 $/ hour.

Still pent up some, tried for Lilly who said she was busy and about to head out. Handler offered me someone else in Centreville named Kate. Got to her extended stay just off 66. Just as I got there I saw a couple cops in the front talking to a guy about trafficking. Tried to walk in without throwing suspicion, but doors were locked and needed a key to get in. Got lucky that another guest there had a key on him and slipped in casually. Nerves racing a bit, got to here room and saw a 30 year old Chinese. Looked nice enough, but knew no english and needed a translator app. Because of what I saw out front, I asked for a LE check before fronting a donation, but she refused. She kept saying some people just touched and left. I eventually tried contacting the handler who tried to explain what I wanted, but she still refused and the girl asked me to leave. Handler understood me, but said the provider wouldn't budge. She said another provider would be available maybe Monday and to try contacting back. I don't know if the LE check just ended up blocking me, but I usually have no issues asking other providers who I meet for the first time.

Tried contacting Moon after that. Got initial contact, but she eventually went radio silent. Too bad, wanted to get better video and pics this time. Only got one pic from our last session as my phone was crapping out on me. The few videos I have of other providers are getting stale, and it's getting hard to find other willing actresses.

I wish that independents had bookers or answering devices to say when they are unavailable. Moon was off this weekend, but she is back and worth it.

**Myter1** · 05-13-19 07:30

$$$ Hr. And yes, your description is pretty close, 'generally overpriced while offering below average service. '.

Originally Posted by JmSuttr [View Original Post]

Just wondering what a cute Eros girl charges for a nude (hh? Hr?) HJ and mutual masturbation session.

FWIW, in the BP era young hotties from California would often come to Tysons, usually in twos and threes. They were usually cute, although they used fake pics in their ads, and were generally overpriced while offering below average service. Sounds like some of them have found a new home on Eros.

**Banjo131** · 05-13-19 02:18

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**Pbarber307** · 05-13-19 00:44

Originally Posted by Myter1 [View Original Post]

https://www.eros.com/washington_dc/f....htm?cat=6209.

When I got there it was not the girl in the pics

As discussed previously, the label, "verified" isn't worth diddly.

**UpYours** · 05-12-19 23:42

Originally Posted by Barkeater [View Original Post]

Are you just making an observation, or is there something you would like to share? If there are BBW's heading into DC I'd love to hear about it.

I am not trying to make anyone famous or looking for a kickback, but it's a known fact that Maryland tends to attract more of the BBW in the DMV. Just look at all of the ads in MD. Many of the ladies will share time between DC and MD.