Massage Parlor Reports

**VaGuy540** · 04-26-19 20:00

Originally Posted by GripNSip [View Original Post]

So I returned to the oasis in Franconia yesterday and discovered that the lake has dried up. Vivian was gone and her replacement was less than willing to go beyond the muscle rub. I begged and pleaded but she was adamant this is a place only for massage. It was like an episode of the twilight zone. Did I really just dream it? I mean Vivian even supplied the cover for everything how can it be the tale of two cities in one place? I left disappointed and tried to return in the morning hoping she'd be back but after talking with mama-San it seems Vivian returned to NY and prolly won't be coming back. Which means I ain't returning either. I've said it before and I'll say it again. It's not where you go it's who you see that matters. The name of provider has more value than the name of the establishment. Best of luck out there brothers.

I saw a Groupon for this place. Is it worth it? What's the name of the lady who you begged and pleaded with? Just curious if it's who I saw on Yelp??

**VaGuy540** · 04-26-19 19:58

Originally Posted by Toadster999 [View Original Post]

Was out & about last week and wanted a massage & more after. Visited the Far East. 40 something answered the door. Petite kinda cute. Opted for the hour (.7). Straight to shower which was a good one & then to massage. No oil on massage. Which I'm not a fan of. And massage was OK. Started the soft touch and then flip. She grabbed junior & Broke out the hand lotion. OTC roaming turned into UTC and then she showed her nice c's. I asked for more and got "no". Not next time or any hint of more on the menu. Nothing fantastic but she was fun & kinda cute. Tipped. 5 for UTC.

I saw your post and am interested in stopping by this place, but wanted to know what "Opted for the hour (. 7)" means? Also, your tipped comment. Thanks!

**GilBang** · 04-26-19 19:18

Originally Posted by Lucretius [View Original Post]

I was browsing the massage ads on bedpage late yesterday afternoon. I tried a couple. One no answer, one too far away. Before seeing another for "Joana" in Annandale. Pictures were not great or terrible. I have looked for the ad again today to include the link, but I don't see it right now. It may not reappear.

You know, I stopped going to Luna's because even she started turning into what you experienced. The last time I saw her, I gave her the usual donation we had been doing and hit me with "I like you baby, but next time more tip for what I'm doing", just didn't sit right with me so I stopped going. Besides, sometimes her neighborhood gave me the willies, a lot of kids around and neighbors walking around, at least when I've been there.

**Serpico99** · 04-26-19 18:47

I was driving through Manassas and stopped by to see Nikki at Massage Dragon Spa. There was another provider who answered he door, who was more attractive than Nikki but I wanted to be on the safe side and just go with Nikki since my back was killing me. As expected, Nikki delivered. 50 for 30 minutes, 70 for one hour. She took direction well in edging me to an explosive finish.

**NyHornet** · 04-26-19 17:37

Originally Posted by MangoBalls78 [View Original Post]

Has anyone seen this girl?

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/7952289.html

Sent her a text, maybe three weeks ago and she gave me a familiar address in Fairfax, where Thai Cristine is located. It was too far a trip for the window I had on that day, and told her so. Made me wonder if Cristine might be hosting her as she does have a roommate sometimes. She definitely is attractive. If I get there one day, I will post my findings.

**Toadster999** · 04-26-19 13:59

Was out & about last week and wanted a massage & more after. Visited the Far East. 40 something answered the door. Petite kinda cute. Opted for the hour (.7). Straight to shower which was a good one & then to massage. No oil on massage. Which I'm not a fan of. And massage was OK. Started the soft touch and then flip. She grabbed junior & Broke out the hand lotion. OTC roaming turned into UTC and then she showed her nice c's. I asked for more and got "no". Not next time or any hint of more on the menu. Nothing fantastic but she was fun & kinda cute. Tipped. 5 for UTC.

**MangoBalls78** · 04-26-19 09:56

Has anyone seen this girl?

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/7952289.html

**Je2010** · 04-25-19 11:54

Originally Posted by JmSuttr [View Original Post]

(A) ppearance; (L) ocation; (P) rice; (S) ervice.

Those are the main considerations most mongers factor into their decision to see, or not see, a provider. But how much weight is given to each one is highly individual. If you place such a high value on Nayka's appearance, maybe that's enough to tip the scales for you. Maybe the question to ask is whether you'd be happy after a session with her even if the service was disappointing and overpriced. No one can answer that for you.

OTOH, you also need to realize that your feelings about her appearance are entirely predicated on photos she has taken of herself and placed on her website and in her ads. I've never seen her so I have no idea if the pics are accurate. But I have seen her ads for (6+) years and the set of pics she uses has stayed essentially the same for that entire time. So, if you're leaning towards taking the plunge, you might want to get some kind of confirmation that the pics are recent and accurate. Or at least be prepared to walk away if the woman who answers the door doesn't meet your expectations.

I have seen her in person and there is a reason why she does not post full body pics. She may have big tits, but she is a bigger girl period.

I saw her numerous years ago. Massage, breathing and that was it. She was topless, but no release and no touching. Her tits are very nice, I will give her that.

I have thought about seeing her again to see if anything has changed, but I am not one to just throw money out the window.

**Lucretius** · 04-25-19 11:12

Joana's link has reappeared. Here's what you'll want to avoid.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/7830422.html

"Hello guys. My name is Joana just visiting here. Life is to be enjoyed. Don't settle when you can have the best!

Hot, enticing, sweet and down to earth.

I have Everything you need. Beauty, Brains, Class, and a really great attitude!

Always pleasant, I strive to provide an "All about You" experience.

I will do the best I can.

Text me Now! Independent 100% please text me-571xxxx884.

• Location: Annandale, VA, USA.

• Post I'd: 7830422."

Originally Posted by Lucretius [View Original Post]

I was browsing the massage ads on bedpage late yesterday afternoon. I tried a couple. One no answer, one too far away. Before seeing another for "Joana" in Annandale. Pictures were not great or terrible. I have looked for the ad again today to include the link, but I don't see it right now. It may not reappear.

Woman answered with passable but not great English. I quickly established that she was working out of Luna's apartment in the Annandale complex. I had seen Luna some time ago. Seems that she is away temporarily.

I go to the apartment, door opens. It's a 40 ish woman, a little plump, Asian features, quite average in looks. The pictures in the ad were not actually her, but they were not far off. She's friendly and I decide to go ahead and try. $120..

**Lucretius** · 04-25-19 09:00

I was browsing the massage ads on bedpage late yesterday afternoon. I tried a couple. One no answer, one too far away. Before seeing another for "Joana" in Annandale. Pictures were not great or terrible. I have looked for the ad again today to include the link, but I don't see it right now. It may not reappear.

Woman answered with passable but not great English. I quickly established that she was working out of Luna's apartment in the Annandale complex. I had seen Luna some time ago. Seems that she is away temporarily.

I go to the apartment, door opens. It's a 40 ish woman, a little plump, Asian features, quite average in looks. The pictures in the ad were not actually her, but they were not far off. She's friendly and I decide to go ahead and try. $120.

She leads me to the bedroom where the massage table is set up. Familiar setting since I had been there before a while ago to see Luna, and then Jewel. I take a quick shower and lay down.

She starts the massage, and I strike up some conversation. She is there because of Luna. She is Thai, from Bangkok. Says her name is "An" or "Ana".

During the first few minutes she does some typical amateur things. Uses way too much lotion, and seems to move around my body haphazardly working different areas at random. I try to give her some direction, but there is some language barrier. I determine that she is new at this, and has just started. Has no massage training.

I could just imagine Luna (or whoever finances her) wanting to keeping the apartment producing revenue while Luna is away, so they pull in this newbie. A 15-minute training session from Luna -- "Here, you just use this lotion, rub here then here then here, do the light touch on their ass, reach underneath, they'll turn over and want you to touch them, but ask for the money before you put your hand on their dick, and get more if they want to play with your tits. Don't worry, it's easy. ".

Or at least that's how it played out.

Ana actually did an OK job in some parts, using her forearms pretty well at times. But like I said, she skips around, and I was slick with lotion. I like the progression from shoulders and back to legs then butt then teasing, but she skipped around, so it was disorienting. Communication about the fine points of style were difficult. She also started discouraging my wandering hands.

Time for the flip. She pointed, and I nodded and she immediately did the fingertip-rub asking for the $ upfront. I was somewhat put off but I got up and gave her $40. I then asked her to drop the top, and guess what, she can say "20 more". That was the tipping point. I took the 40 back (I was standing up), picked up my clothes, told her it was over and headed for the shower.

Of course she reacted with some surprise, and started apologizing. I told her "that's too much. You're new, you're learning. " I wasn't clear if she meant to forget the extra $, she would just give me a release gratis (well, not gratis, but just included in the upfront fee), but at that point (a) the mood had tanked and (b) I had severe doubts that she could drive a dick very well.

Basically, Luna had told her to ask for A team pricing, but she was somewhere in the C or D leagues.

I spent a good 5+ minutes showering off all the lotion, got dressed, and emerged from the bathroom.

She continued to be apologetic and offered me $20 back. Not a great gesture, but a nice gesture. I just said again "You're still learning. Do you really want to do this?" and left it at that. Oh, and she did offer a water bottle.

Sorry if this was too long. I'm just processing the disappointment. I tend to decide last minute to go mongering, rather than set up an appointment well in advance with a known trusted provider, and so this is the consequence sometimes.

L.

**Tom McAn** · 04-25-19 00:36

In light of the recent discussion concerning a certain alleged tantra provider, I can't speak concerning any experience with her. However, based on my previous mongering experience I've found that words such as "tantra" or "uncovering the divine within" are typically nothing more than an excuse for a provider to charge far more than her services are worth. In addition, I expect serious practitioners of the art would be unlikely to advertise as escorts or body rub providers.

**Madness322** · 04-24-19 22:20

Originally Posted by OldManRose [View Original Post]

FYI I just noticed a new place on Lee couple of doors from Tokyo called Bliss massage spa. I have not been but noticed they have a web site so it looks legit.

Looks legit if that is what you want.

**OldManRose** · 04-24-19 21:00

FYI I just noticed a new place on Lee couple of doors from Tokyo called Bliss massage spa. I have not been but noticed they have a web site so it looks legit.

**Titan Omega** · 04-24-19 16:36

Originally Posted by Vamonger [View Original Post]

Stopped in Sunday and was greeted by YoYo, probably 40 ish provider, a little chubby but friendly. Her best assets are a pair of C+/ D- sweater puppies. Thorough TS and off to a medium to light massage. Accepted the NOVA standard which was average but based on the conversation more is available with her. The pups readily made an appearance. Left relaxed and tipped. 40. VAM.

She offers more and puts her puppies to good use. Still would avoid, she's been known to do shady things.

**IronMan40** · 04-24-19 13:10

Saw Leah, ad on BP, today based on previous reports. Called ahead and requested her. Arrived, went to the second floor and buzzed. Was let in and greeted by Leah. My back was in knots so I requested an hour (. 8) Standard setup for the room. Got comfortable and Leah gave a great massage with medium pressure. Got close to the flip and the teasing started. On the flip a little more teasing and then down to business. I left completely stress free so I gave her a. 4 tip. I'll be going back.