Escort Reports

[Sgt Soros]

Sound advice and well stated MrH, your report ought to be posted in the USASexguide "distinctive report" hall of fame. Required reading for newbies!

First of all, thanks for being polite. It's refreshing.

The best thing to do is to read through the forum. Read old posts from some of the members with high post numbers. You'll have to sift through a lot of chatter to get a top ten list, but it will be entertaining, and you'll know who is real and who is full of chit pretty quickly. Then go down your top ten list and enjoy the hobby. After you have visited a few of the more reputable (yes I actually said reputable) girls, try getting on with one of the agencies. Most agencies require at least two provider references.

I've been in this hobby for over 30 years. A lot has changed, but a few things have not. Keep these in mind.

1. Always treat the girls with respect and courtesy. They may be tainted because they have to deal with some real jerks. Show them that everyone isn't a dick.

2. Keeping #1 in mind, don't take shit off of anyone either. There is a fine line between respect and Simp. Most girls will take advantage of you if you seem like a pushover. Be nice but firm. No, means no for you too and it is a complete sentence.

3. If something doesn't seem right. Turn and walk away. If she already has your donation, you won't get it back, but go with your gut and not your dick. If things aren't feeling right GTFO. It's easier to make your money back if you're not in jail or the hospital (or worse).

4. Never ever ever ever discuss specifics via text or over the phone. If a girl mentions specific sex acts, she is either really fucking stupid or a cop. (I know, I'm being redundant). There is plenty of time to discuss services after you are both naked. Also, always have your own protection, but if she asks you to bring a condom, just know it implies intent if its a sting.

5. Keeping #4 in mind, do some research before you meet the girl. Get references from the board posts. Don't trust anyone that is not a senior WITH a good post history. Uncle LEO is on here too. (if you are reading this Uncle fuck you).

6. If she seems too young, she is too young. Stay away. Remember 16 will get you 20.

7. Get your price range straight. Don't pay 200 for a 50 dollar ho. But don't lowball the shit out of them either.

9. This is a very addictive and dangerous hobby. It is not for the faint of heart. Start slow, start safe and you'll get the hang of it before you know it.

10. Be active on this board. You have to build trust before you get trust.

Have fun and stay safe.

.

[MrHobbyist]

Anyone have any recommendations for someone north of Atlanta? Been reading a lot about bad experiences and need some direction. Not sure where is the best place to start so I thought I'd Reach out to the veterans. I'll review as my journey goes on.

First of all, thanks for being polite. It's refreshing.

The best thing to do is to read through the forum. Read old posts from some of the members with high post numbers. You'll have to sift through a lot of chatter to get a top ten list, but it will be entertaining, and you'll know who is real and who is full of chit pretty quickly. Then go down your top ten list and enjoy the hobby. After you have visited a few of the more reputable (yes I actually said reputable) girls, try getting on with one of the agencies. Most agencies require at least two provider references.

I've been in this hobby for over 30 years. A lot has changed, but a few things have not. Keep these in mind.

1. Always treat the girls with respect and courtesy. They may be tainted because they have to deal with some real jerks. Show them that everyone isn't a dick.

2. Keeping #1 in mind, don't take shit off of anyone either. There is a fine line between respect and Simp. Most girls will take advantage of you if you seem like a pushover. Be nice but firm. No, means no for you too and it is a complete sentence.

3. If something doesn't seem right. Turn and walk away. If she already has your donation, you won't get it back, but go with your gut and not your dick. If things aren't feeling right GTFO. It's easier to make your money back if you're not in jail or the hospital (or worse).

4. Never ever ever ever discuss specifics via text or over the phone. If a girl mentions specific sex acts, she is either really fucking stupid or a cop. (I know, I'm being redundant). There is plenty of time to discuss services after you are both naked. Also, always have your own protection, but if she asks you to bring a condom, just know it implies intent if its a sting.

5. Keeping #4 in mind, do some research before you meet the girl. Get references from the board posts. Don't trust anyone that is not a senior WITH a good post history. Uncle LEO is on here too. (if you are reading this Uncle fuck you).

6. If she seems too young, she is too young. Stay away. Remember 16 will get you 20.

7. Get your price range straight. Don't pay 200 for a 50 dollar ho. But don't lowball the shit out of them either.

9. This is a very addictive and dangerous hobby. It is not for the faint of heart. Start slow, start safe and you'll get the hang of it before you know it.

10. Be active on this board. You have to build trust before you get trust.

Have fun and stay safe.

[MrHobbyist]

That was a pussy pic? I thought she was posing with a baby hamster between her legs. Just fucking gross!! That pic alone would have made me hurl. To each his own.

It got much grosser and I definitely wanted to hurl when she started leaking.

[Marrothan]

https://independent.com.atlanta.list...post/31509131/

1. 2 for hh, all covered, all txt in norcross. Wow what a booty. Pierced nips. I love this, will def repeat.

Thank you for this review.

I meet her today very good lady, Location great. I will repeat.

[Johnny Mapalo]

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...837/4045739177

I pounded on this Amazonian wilderbeast 5 weeks ago. This chic and another chic I saw (review on the other chic coming soon) was a replacement for that Bella Dreams "Sugar Baby" chic 5 weeks ago. I rented a room for the weekend and Bella Dreams was supposed to come through but 10 minutes before she was supposed to show, she claimed she got her period. Yeah right!! She said that it came early and she didn't know it was gunna come this early. Right!

That chic had been texting me all day asking me what time would I get the room. As soon as I got the room and told her that she could come over, she pulled the "I just got my period" excuse. Oh boy. I really dismissed her ass for that, but she kept texting me for 2 weeks straight still trying to hook up again. Hmm. Well, this chic was that replacement since I had a room for the weekend.

Now, I've been texting with this chic since last year November when I first saw her ad. She was always doing outcalls only so I never pursued any further. I also suspected her ad pics to be fake like a mother, so that was another reason I never went forward. 1 day last month, I saw her posting for incalls only and I text her once again for availability and location. She text me that she was in the Motel 6 on Candler Road and I said fuggetaboutit.

I don't mess with nada on Candler Road. Pass!! This weekend though, since I had the room text her again for her availability and location. She said that she was doing outcalls only and I was like, "perfect". I asked her if her pics were real and as usual she said "Yes". Yeah right! I asked her to send a body pic to prove that she was the chic in the pic and she asked me to send a pic first.

Like the courteous gentlemen that I am, I sent her 2 pics of another dude I have saved on my phone from on craigslist. LOL. I always have batch of fake pics ready for these inquisitive birds. Like a dum dum, she fell for the fake pics and finally sent me some real pics. LOL. She didn't look half bad. She had a nice face and body on her.

I gave her the address to the hotel where I was staying and she told me that she was 27 minutes away. Ok. 10 minutes later, I get a text from her asking me how much time was I looking for and do I have any protection. Oh boy. I told her yes, I have all the protection you need and I was looking to spend 15 minutes with you. 10 minutes after that, I looked over to my phone and read a text stating, "I'm here".

WTF, that was fast! I gave her the room number and she was knocking on my door some 5 minutes later. Shit, this chic doesn't waste anytime. When I used to do outcalls back in the day, those chic's would take forever to arrive, but this chic was very prompt and swifty. Damn!

Anyways, a knock on my door came and I looked up to the ceiling and prayed to Buddha before opening the door to my surprise. In came a tall nice looking brown skin chic with long braided hair. Damn!! Chic looked taller and better than I thought. She was a good 5'10-5'11 and looked to be about 160-165 lbs. Body was looking nice too.

She was wearing a very thin skin-tight brown dress. I let her into my love room and closed and locked the door behind us. She was smelling good though, like a nice scent of perfume. We gots' ta' talking for a minute, as I told her that she made it here pretty face. She told me that she doesn't live to far from the area. Ok.

After the small chit chat, I handed her the bones. It was 70 bones for 15 minutes. $100 for 30 minutes as well. She said she did everything covered and no anal. Boring. She took the bones in hand and placed it into her small pocket book then sat on the bed. She told me, "you can get ready" as that was the cue for me to start stripping.

I stripped right next to her and handed her the thin slab. As soon as she got the slab in hand, she started opening it. Oh boy. I asked her if she wasn't going to get nekkid too and she said, "sure" and pulled her brown dress up over her head to reveal a very nekkid body with no underwear or bra in sight. Wow!! These girls nowadays, I tell ya, wearing a dress with nothing underneath.

I asked her if that's how she was going out in the streets and she replied, "It's hot, I got to wear less clothes". Ok. I hear ya. Her body looked like a work of perfection too. I was impressed. Her tits were A cups and looked pretty nice as they stood up on their own. I'd label them as "super nice" although her breastess'es didn't have much meat on them.

Her stomach was flat with no stretch marks or any signs of childbirth and she was seated so I couldn't tell you what her ass looked like. In the dress though, she definitely had a booty sticking out there. So we're both in the buff now, as I ask her if she could start off with a handy first to get Ole Charlie up. She said, "sure" and proceeded to yank on the head of my cock in a very non-methodical way.

There was nothing special about the hand job. I asked her to use some spit and she spat a tablespoon on spit into her hand and continued hand jacking some more. Oh boy. She didn't seem too interested in giving a hand job, but she was smiling and talking the whole time. My boner started to rise though just from looking at her body.

3 minutes into the cock yanking, she placed the cover on my 3/4 ths erect dong and gots' ta' sucking. The sucking was pretty decent. She would only go halfway down on my boner, but she was definitely sucking on it. I felt the suction from her mouth. She sucked me off for no more than 2 minutes, before stopping and laying back on the bed. Oh boy.

I told her that I wanted doggie instead and she assumed the diggy doggy position at the edge of the bed. I got behind her for the mountand that's when I finally got a good look at her ass. Ehh. Her ass had numerous amounts of dark spots on it, like discoloring or something and it was also semi-flat. WTF!!

Where did all that ass go? When she stood up with the dress on, it looked as if she had a nice ass on her, but when she bent over on the bed in doggie, it looked as if her ass had disappeared. Shit!! That kind of shocked me there as I looked her ass over for a good 15 seconds before making my arrival. I entered her in doggie and gots' ta' stroking. Her nookie was a bit dry, but she was giving me some good moans as I stroked it home.

She could stand to use a bit of lube though. I stroked her semi-dry nookie out for a good 3 minutes before withdrawing and telling her to turn around for mish. She did just that as she placed some ghetto lube on her twat (spit to hand) and awaited my arrival. She put her legs all the way back as I entered her in mish and gots' ta' restroking. I stroked her out in mish, as her eyes were closed the whole tiime, but she was moaning loudly to every stroke.

You could tell that this chic likes to get boned. I pounded her out pretty viciously in mish for a good 3 minutes before I let loose the goose in the boot. I blew a medium load into the cover and kept pounding for a minute more until I got all of it out. I withdrew off the bed and told her that I was done with her. She got off the bed and asked me if I had any baby wipes. WTF!!

I don't have any babies, what would I be doing with some baby wipes, lady. Smh. I told her no I don't and she said that she has some in her car that she will use. Ok. I went into the bathroom to clean my ding dong and get dress and came back out to her fully dressed and heading for the door. I wished her a good bye as she did the same and was gone with the wind.

She's got a nice body on her, from the waist up, I don't know what happened to her from the waist down; quite the anomaly. LOL. She's good peoples though. She was smelling fresh and clean the whole time and came through very fast. Shit, almost too fast. I'll give her a "7. 5" in looks (would have been an "8' if it wasn't for the semi-flat marked up ass) and a "6" in service.

If she opened up her menu and gave some BB suckie she could be put in the rotation, but whatever. I guess a girls got to be clean. Farewell, suckas!!

[Aubie97]

Anyone have any recommendations for someone north of Atlanta? Been reading a lot about bad experiences and need some direction. Not sure where is the best place to start so I thought I'd Reach out to the veterans. I'll review as my journey goes on.

[Johnny Mapalo]

Hey MrHobbyist I feel your pain, but that picture of her pussy just does not seem right. It looks like a mangled mess.

That was a pussy pic? I thought she was posing with a baby hamster between her legs. Just fucking gross!! That pic alone would have made me hurl. To each his own.

[Sgt Soros]

Hey MrHobbyist I feel your pain, but that picture of her pussy just does not seem right. It looks like a mangled mess.

Gentlemen,

This one makes my top 10 worst experiences ever. Last night I was trolling the 40+ section and came across one that I haven't seen in a while. She was posting quite a bit last year and was located in PC Corners. I considered visiting a few times, but never took the dive. (Hobbyist intuition? I don't know). Whatever, my radar must have been off last night because I sent her a text. Exceptional rates, 75 hh, and 100 h. She has a hairy snatch in the pics, and I love some hairy pussy, so I told her to send the location. She's still on JC but closer to 85 than before. She sends me the address to an extended stay I know well. I had a few great experiences with a short girl from Mississippi with a huge chocolate ass and enormous titties last year, so some good memories put me in a mood for another great time. WRONG.

I told her I was there, she gave me the number, and I headed up the stairs. There was a dude, staring me down as I walked toward her door, but he went into a different room, and I saw his ho sitting on the bed, as I walked by. I don't think he was her handler, or if she even has one. I get to the door, and she steps out with a cigarette hanging out of her mouth. She said oh, I thought you changed your mind. (3 minutes really)? I get in the room, she's slurring her words a bit, I don't smell alcohol or pot, so I'm not sure what it is, but she's a bit fucked up on whatever. Pills I suppose. I drop the donation on the table and do my room check. This ad is under the auspices of a message. Keeping with the theme, she spread a blanket on the bed and told me to lay down. I lay down. She gets naked. Not a bad body for a 50 something woman posing as a 40 something woman. She's got some baby damage and a pooch, but nothing too bad.

She starts with a lackluster light touch massage. She's trying hold a conversation telling about something, I wasn't really listening, but I'm sure she thought it was interesting. She does the "message" thing for a while longer. I'm ready for the main event. I turn over, and she asks if I have a condom. Now you ask? I said yes, but I want bare head first. She said sure and went to town. The head was so-so at best, a bit of tooth scraping (***** you are over 50! Teeth are a no-no). She's bobbing away and turns her head to cough. She coughs and simultaneously farts. Not a squeak but a rip. She says "that's the problem with getting older" I play it off joking that there is always some asshole talking shit. No smell so we continue.

So I am hard enough for the Jimmy. She puts it on and I opt to start in mish. I enter and it's fairly tight. I'm thick so I guess the average guy would be disappointed. I'm usually a 3-minute guy, but tonight I couldn't get into it. So as I'm nearing my three minutes, I am nowhere near done, so I tell her to flip over for doggie. I pull Mr. Johnson out and look down. She is dripping! Not cum, but blood. It's dripping out like a leaky hose.

I am done done done at this point. She freaks a bit, more because it's the start of the weekend than the fact that I'm ready to puke. I step quickly to the shower and hose down. She follows and sits on the toilet to insert the plug. I hear her peeing and another loud fart. She gets in the shower when I exit. I dry off and start putting my clothes on. She finishes and wants to small talk telling me that she thought she had started the change of life and hadn't had one since Christmas. I'm mumbling affirmatives at this point trying to get dressed. As I'm heading for the door, she asks for my name so she can put me in her contacts. The first name that comes to my mind is Johnny (sorry Johnny). I give her that name. She tells me her name is Amber or Amy or A something. I don't care. I'll never see her again.

So, that was my night: seventy-five bones and no nut. I think I'll take the weekend off. I can't get the sights and sounds out of my head.

So, here is the link for the sick fucks that got turned on by this accounting. .

https://40up.com.atlanta.listcrawler.com/post/32517981/

[MrHobbyist]

https://escortindex.com/ad/atlanta/6...1472/1/3427038

For 2 minutes straight, this chic is pulling the sheets off the bed and wrapping them up and placing them on the couch. I have absolutely no idea why the hell she was doing this and at this time too. Smdh. After 2 minutes of the frivolous nonsense, she finally came back over to me and re-assumed the missionary position after placing some lube on her cha-cha. Err. I then mounted her in mish with a half-mast johnson and gots' ta' stroking.

Really? She changed the Sheets during the session, but was rushing for the next guy? Now that my friend is ho logic.

[MrHobbyist]

Gentlemen,

This one makes my top 10 worst experiences ever. Last night I was trolling the 40+ section and came across one that I haven't seen in a while. She was posting quite a bit last year and was located in PC Corners. I considered visiting a few times, but never took the dive. (Hobbyist intuition? I don't know). Whatever, my radar must have been off last night because I sent her a text. Exceptional rates, 75 hh, and 100 h. She has a hairy snatch in the pics, and I love some hairy pussy, so I told her to send the location. She's still on JC but closer to 85 than before. She sends me the address to an extended stay I know well. I had a few great experiences with a short girl from Mississippi with a huge chocolate ass and enormous titties last year, so some good memories put me in a mood for another great time. WRONG.

I told her I was there, she gave me the number, and I headed up the stairs. There was a dude, staring me down as I walked toward her door, but he went into a different room, and I saw his ho sitting on the bed, as I walked by. I don't think he was her handler, or if she even has one. I get to the door, and she steps out with a cigarette hanging out of her mouth. She said oh, I thought you changed your mind. (3 minutes really)? I get in the room, she's slurring her words a bit, I don't smell alcohol or pot, so I'm not sure what it is, but she's a bit fucked up on whatever. Pills I suppose. I drop the donation on the table and do my room check. This ad is under the auspices of a message. Keeping with the theme, she spread a blanket on the bed and told me to lay down. I lay down. She gets naked. Not a bad body for a 50 something woman posing as a 40 something woman. She's got some baby damage and a pooch, but nothing too bad.

She starts with a lackluster light touch massage. She's trying hold a conversation telling about something, I wasn't really listening, but I'm sure she thought it was interesting. She does the "message" thing for a while longer. I'm ready for the main event. I turn over, and she asks if I have a condom. Now you ask? I said yes, but I want bare head first. She said sure and went to town. The head was so-so at best, a bit of tooth scraping (***** you are over 50! Teeth are a no-no). She's bobbing away and turns her head to cough. She coughs and simultaneously farts. Not a squeak but a rip. She says "that's the problem with getting older" I play it off joking that there is always some asshole talking shit. No smell so we continue.

So I am hard enough for the Jimmy. She puts it on and I opt to start in mish. I enter and it's fairly tight. I'm thick so I guess the average guy would be disappointed. I'm usually a 3-minute guy, but tonight I couldn't get into it. So as I'm nearing my three minutes, I am nowhere near done, so I tell her to flip over for doggie. I pull Mr. Johnson out and look down. She is dripping! Not cum, but blood. It's dripping out like a leaky hose.

I am done done done at this point. She freaks a bit, more because it's the start of the weekend than the fact that I'm ready to puke. I step quickly to the shower and hose down. She follows and sits on the toilet to insert the plug. I hear her peeing and another loud fart. She gets in the shower when I exit. I dry off and start putting my clothes on. She finishes and wants to small talk telling me that she thought she had started the change of life and hadn't had one since Christmas. I'm mumbling affirmatives at this point trying to get dressed. As I'm heading for the door, she asks for my name so she can put me in her contacts. The first name that comes to my mind is Johnny (sorry Johnny). I give her that name. She tells me her name is Amber or Amy or A something. I don't care. I'll never see her again.

So, that was my night: seventy-five bones and no nut. I think I'll take the weekend off. I can't get the sights and sounds out of my head.

So, here is the link for the sick fucks that got turned on by this accounting. .

https://40up.com.atlanta.listcrawler.com/post/32517981/

[ColsBigD]

Has anyone seen this Mila? There are reviews from 2017 but I'm not sure it's the same Mila.

https://adultsearch.com/georgia/atla...scorts/1056457

I reviewed her on Sep 3 2018, post #3084 on the Columbus Ohio usag escort review board, another review about her on post 3085 and many others in Columbus. There are two mila's in Columbus though. She's been around for awhile and she definitely has as good of a body as her pics show but she's usually high on 420 and possibly other things but not sure what. She's also found on Instagram as milababygirll.

[Sec See]

https://independent.com.atlanta.list...post/31509131/

1. 2 for hh, all covered, all txt in norcross. Wow what a booty. Pierced nips. I love this, will def repeat.

[Ronny770]

https://escortindex.com/ad/atlanta/6...1472/1/3427038

She then said that I was weirding her out so she took the evidence out of my hand and flushed it down the commode for me. Great way of clogging up your toilet bowl, lady. Retard! I started getting dressed as she placed on her bikini bottom and told me that she has 4 rooms on the floor that we were on. Ok. She also told me that she has an ex-boyfriend that stays in the neighborhood that she can call on the phone just incase anyone wants to try her.

She said that dudes always want to try females when they know that they're in the rooms alone. Ok, again. I have no idea why she had the need to tell me this. As I got dressed and headed for the door, she let me know once more that she had four rooms on this same floor. Ok lady, no need to keep repeating yourself like a tape recorder. Sheesh. I highly doubt she has more than one room in the hotel.

I'm guessing she had people date her and after the date take the money back and leave. Good Review.

[Lono73]

Has anyone seen this Mila? There are reviews from 2017 but I'm not sure it's the same Mila.

https://adultsearch.com/georgia/atla...scorts/1056457

[PewPewDolla]

I contacted her yesterday and too much hassle, she wants your ID and a reference from previous provider. Too many rules such as, no pre-cum, bring your own hat, 175/30 min etc. Although she seem to be legit but I'll pass.

She wants too much for a horse.