Stupid Shit in NoVa

[Jamit]

Looking to see if anyone has seen "April", she goes by different names. She was here few months ago same number different name and PICS. Want to see her but want to make sure she looks reasonable close to PIC in her adds. She says she offers complete menu.

This is her current add and PIC.

https://cityxguide.com/escorts/cauti...90610-16292259

This was the pic from last visit to NOVA.

https://lazypal.com/escorts/listings/657-258-3715/

Any info would be appreciated.

Cityguide has very few, if any legit ads. You need to stick to stg, or others, where you can validate their location.

[NeedToKnow1]

Looking to see if anyone has seen "April", she goes by different names. She was here few months ago same number different name and PICS. Want to see her but want to make sure she looks reasonable close to PIC in her adds. She says she offers complete menu.

This is her current add and PIC.

https://cityxguide.com/escorts/cauti...90610-16292259

This was the pic from last visit to NOVA.

https://lazypal.com/escorts/listings/657-258-3715/

Any info would be appreciated.

[Pbarber307]

One with superGPS and others from a disgruntled customer.

[Sexingit]

I saw this picture of Princess Shana who is based in Chantilly. She posts every hour, it seems, on STG and Listcrawler. Anyway. Is that normal? What is that? Maybe a strapon hidden under flesh colored panties which happen to blend into the picture. .

She used to go by Miley. She also worked with another BBW provider. I saw her once when she was sharing a room with another girl. She looked like a female to me.

[BlazinAzn]

I saw this picture of Princess Shana who is based in Chantilly. She posts every hour, it seems, on STG and Listcrawler. Anyway. Is that normal? What is that? Maybe a strapon hidden under flesh colored panties which happen to blend into the picture. .

She has been around for a while. I remember her back in the backpage days. Never had the desire to call her number though.

[Pbarber307]

I saw this picture of Princess Shana who is based in Chantilly. She posts every hour, it seems, on STG and Listcrawler. Anyway. Is that normal? What is that? Maybe a strapon hidden under flesh colored panties which happen to blend into the picture. .

[JonWan]

Their looks are close enough to be related. Mother and daughter, perhaps?

They are NOT related. Rather, they just shop at the same store.

[Tom McAn]

Their looks are close enough to be related. Mother and daughter, perhaps?

It's possible. You may be correct. However, I suppose it's also possible the same 40-something provider is trying to portray herself as a 20-something in one of those ads. Which means she could be taking a page from the strategy of the Asian crapshoot advertisers. Who knows?

[RustyMuffler]

Their looks are close enough to be related. Mother and daughter, perhaps?

Marie https://40up.com.dc.listcrawler.com/post/27087337/.

Nikki http://northern-virginia.skipthegame...n/204508587124.

[Tom McAn]

Marie https://40up.com.dc.listcrawler.com/post/27087337/.

Nikki http://northern-virginia.skipthegame...n/204508587124.

Very interesting and good catch. Thanks for the heads up.

[Pbarber307]

Marie https://40up.com.dc.listcrawler.com/post/27087337/.

Nikki http://northern-virginia.skipthegame...n/204508587124.

[KneillBeiyer]

Love the "stupid shit in Nova" page. And the reason I finally signed up. Of course you could / should have this wide open discussion available everywhere. Been a long time viewer (aka lurker) and could give a lot of dailey good hints for searching, verifying and actually spending money to find ladies that work. For me. Versus the incessant Grandfatherly views of you know who. On the NOVA page. Been in this biz for a long time and will start to add some positive feed back. Thank you again for the "stupid shit in NoVa" page. .

[SuperJimmyC]

And therein lies the fun!

I have lots of fun with these phrases and I'm sure other mongers who choose to can have fun with them also.

BTW, I see Colombian gals a lot and it works with them and there's really no harm with this stuff. Whatsoever.

Thanks for publishing it anyways.

Happy Mongering!!

SJ.

I was mostly just trying to teach guys to use the fight thread. I should have thrown in a couple lol's. I do appreciate you taking the time to create that.

A2

Sorry man, you got a bunch of this wrong. Because Spanish is so regional lots of this wouldn't be understood. This has no meaning in either Colombia or Argentina Bi-yah mami!

Sorry,

A2.

[Admin2]

Sorry man, you got a bunch of this wrong. Because Spanish is so regional lots of this wouldn't be understood. This has no meaning in either Colombia or Argentina Bi-yah mami!

Sorry,

A2.

For my friends in VA. Basic Spanish!

Ever deal with gals that don't speak a lot of english? Well, have some fun and speak to them in Spanish.

Note:

I have decided to use my own phonetic spelling instead of the spanish spelling as it is easier to follow and to then pronounce the words in spanish. I have tried to translate the sounds as close to the google translate voice rendition of the words as possible. Don't forget to use your best spanish accent impersonation While using these phrases. The senoritas will love it!

You can start off by saying.

1: I love you! Tee-Ah-Moe.

2: Come here baby! Ben-nah-kaa mami!

When you becken her to join you in bed or maybe she's running from the D.

3: Hey baby! Bi-yah mami!

4: Hot baby! Cal-lee-inn-taye mami!

5: Hot! Cal-lee-inn-taye!

6: Much pleasure! Mu-cho-goose-toe!

You can yell this when it's getting good or after the fact. Add a couple of extra muchos if you like.

7: Suck me baby! Chu-pah-maye mami!

8: Yes baby! See mami!

9: See Yes.

10: Baby Sweetie Mami.

11: Sen-yor-ree-ta Unmarried woman.

12: Slow Len-ta!

You may have to say this to slow them down when they try to get you to bust too soon for you or if she has the nerve to try to rush you.

17: Fast Rap-pee-doe.

18: Let's go! Vom-min-nose.

19: A little bit more Poe-ko-maas When you're getting head & want a little bit more.

20: Beautiful Bo-nee-ta.

Flattery will get you lots of brownie points with the girls.

21: Beautiful etc Here-ri-mo-sa.

22:30 minutes Train-ta min-nu-toes.

23:15 Minutes Kinse-ah Min-nu-toes.

24:60 minutes Ses-sen-ta Min-nu-toes.

25: Beautiful mouth Her-moe-sa boe-kaa.

26: Beautiful ass / booty Her-moe-so cool-er.

27: Great pussy! Gran Cone-yo.

28: Very good pussy! Moy bee-inn cone-yo.

29: Come on baby! Ben-ga mami!

Maybe it's time to move on in the session or perhaps you want her to try harder??

30: Ah baby! Ah mami!

31: Move Mov-vi-mee-inn-toe.

Perhaps you want her to get busy with some movement?? Most will understand just "move".

32: Fuck me baby! Co-kem-mee mami!

33: I want to meet you. Key-ro Con-no-sert-tay.

34: My name is. Me-nome-bray-es.

Make sure she knows who's about to wax her behind.

34 a. Say my name! Dee-mee-nome-bray.

35: Listen Es-coo-cha.

36: Help! Ah-yude-the.

37: Help me! Ah-yude-the-the-mee.

38: No Nah.

39: May I see you again? Poor-doe ver-tay dee- nu-wave-va.

You've found a winner!

40:100 See-inn.

41: Miss you!! Tet-cho-de-meh-nose.

42: See you soon. The-vah-oh pronto.

Happy mongering!

SJ.

[Justforme]

Your point is understood. This is the way it used to be. Quality for a fair price.

[QUOTE= The point I wanted to make was that markets are imperfect. So while the market system is the best system, it is fallible. An example of this is arbitrage. I guess you could say that is what I am seeking. Something valuable (pussy) mispriced at a lower rate than its worth (to me.).

I ended with what I thought was a thought of bringing us all together. Sorry if it did not cm?