Massage Parlor Reports

[OhioRich]

Great review! Thanks!
Wondering if she allows any roaming? Fully clothed the whole time?

Thanks for the +feedback.

She was fully clothed for both my visits. I didn't think to ask for anything else. That being said, I'd bet for every 20 I could peel off she'd drop an article of clothing.

I also didn't try at any roaming. I'd think OTC would be possible. To be honest, I didn't really pay that much attention to her tatas, I was too busy admiring her teeth!

[RedBird3]

In my neverending quest to find a new pair of gentle hands to soothe my usually aching body, I came across this advertisement:

https://cityxguide.com/escorts/gook-...sage-14734759/

Note a couple of other things in the ad: 1) under bust it is listed as 36 followed by three tongues sticking out and what appear to be three genies fresh out of a lamp; and 2) the ad ends "10 am to 10 pm. GFE".

Deciding to set aside the strangely worded "gook-gook" in the headline, I decided to test the waters. But it was already well past 8:00 PM and I did not want to drive down there in the snow only to find they had closed up early tonight. So I fired-up the trusty burner and placed a call to make an appointment.

Much to my surprise, a mature sounding female voice with a very thick foreign accent answered on the 18th ring. I asked if there was someone available tonight to give me a massage? She asked, "What you want? So I repeated my inquiry about coming in tonight for a massage. The woman said, "Just a massage. That's it".

That response threw me off because I could not tell if she was asking me "Just a message? That's it? Or telling me "Just a massage. That's it!" So I just said, yes, I want a massage. Do you have someone certified as a massage therapist available right now? She told me she did not understand. I asked if someone there had massage experience and maybe was a CMT or LMT? She replied, "My English not good. You come in. Come. Come! Not busy now. Just massage here! That's it"!

"Uh oh", I thought. The second time she asserted "That's it" it sounded a lot more like a statement. And the tone was a little too strong. It was not harsh, mind you. But definitely not friendly either.

So based on the low prices quoted for their rates in the ad, and the offputting feeling I got from the person on the phone, I did not go out.

Now maybe the bad vibe I got is misplaced. Misunderstandings can happen, especially when speaking to someone who is not speaking their native language.

So I am just curious if anyone has any experience at this joint? Do you know if it is worth a shot? Even just to get a decent legit massage?

Thanks,

RM.

Went about a month ago to gook gook got a lady around 40 good massage but nothing else she keep say I get fired.

[RustyMuffler]

In my neverending quest to find a new pair of gentle hands to soothe my usually aching body, I came across this advertisement:

https://cityxguide.com/escorts/gook-...sage-14734759/

Note a couple of other things in the ad: 1) under bust it is listed as 36 followed by three tongues sticking out and what appear to be three genies fresh out of a lamp; and 2) the ad ends "10 am to 10 pm. GFE".

Deciding to set aside the strangely worded "gook-gook" in the headline, I decided to test the waters. But it was already well past 8:00 PM and I did not want to drive down there in the snow only to find they had closed up early tonight. So I fired-up the trusty burner and placed a call to make an appointment.

Much to my surprise, a mature sounding female voice with a very thick foreign accent answered on the 18th ring. I asked if there was someone available tonight to give me a massage? She asked, "What you want? So I repeated my inquiry about coming in tonight for a massage. The woman said, "Just a massage. That's it".

That response threw me off because I could not tell if she was asking me "Just a message? That's it? Or telling me "Just a massage. That's it!" So I just said, yes, I want a massage. Do you have someone certified as a massage therapist available right now? She told me she did not understand. I asked if someone there had massage experience and maybe was a CMT or LMT? She replied, "My English not good. You come in. Come. Come! Not busy now. Just massage here! That's it"!

"Uh oh", I thought. The second time she asserted "That's it" it sounded a lot more like a statement. And the tone was a little too strong. It was not harsh, mind you. But definitely not friendly either.

So based on the low prices quoted for their rates in the ad, and the offputting feeling I got from the person on the phone, I did not go out.

Now maybe the bad vibe I got is misplaced. Misunderstandings can happen, especially when speaking to someone who is not speaking their native language.

So I am just curious if anyone has any experience at this joint? Do you know if it is worth a shot? Even just to get a decent legit massage?

Thanks,

RM.

[VaughnBraun]

I have never used anything but cash in this hobby. Maybe I am paranoid, but cash gives me a level of anonymity that I value when exploring my pervy side.

I absolutely agree with OMIV's statement. Cash is invisible after the transaction. There is no record of the transaction that can be resurrected after it took place, no taxes, and no "hidden fees. " Stay safe and anonymous, gentlemen. Always use cash.

- Vaughn.

[OldManInVa]

Not entirely sure this belongs specifically here but I'm posting as a warning to fellow mongers.

My lesson today is maybe I need to start using only cash and drop the paper trail.

I have never used anything but cash in this hobby. Maybe I am paranoid, but cash gives me a level of anonymity that I value when exploring my pervy side.

[DoctorDoctor]

Good advice to use cash for all providers.

Agreed, cash is the way to go.

I do use a cc with a two providers that I've seen for many years. They don't mind. I always ask how much it cost them for to process the transaction, then add that into the bill.

[Oldfart69]

Not entirely sure this belongs specifically here but I'm posting as a warning to fellow mongers.

Anyway the only thing I can do here is warn you brothers. My lesson today is maybe I need to start using only cash and drop the paper trail.

Good advice to use cash for all providers.

[WunderLast]

I havn't been in NOVA for a while but am back this week for business. I want to close out my trip with a visit to Coco. I read she is at King now. Back when I was living here I could call Angels and setup time w Coco pretty much when ever I wanted. I have called King twice this week and been told she doesn't do sessions anymore and, on the second call, that she is on vacation.

Is she mgmt only now or is she really on vacation? Whats the story?

[ShoRyuKen]

She asked if I wanted to get a massage and I laughed in her face, sorry but the trust is broken and that ship has now sailed. I'm a reasonable fellow but I told her to be careful because I'm sure someone with more power than I could easily get this place shut down. Anyway the only thing I can do here is warn you brothers. My lesson today is maybe I need to start using only cash and drop the paper trail.

Definitely use cash next time, and from now on.

[GilBang]

I wish this was the Mimi who used to work with Sharon in Reston and then in Falls Church for a little bit. That Mimi disappeared without a trace.

If someone knows about her, please let me know, her # used to be 7032208963, but now it comes up under a Lily. Which if it's the same Lily from Sharon's old place, she was disappointing.

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/mimi-escort-fairfax-360961

This one is a head scratcher as I've been to the location in Fairfax many times before and have always been more than pleased.

Let's rewind. My very first call to this Thai outfit was a couple years ago. I texted expecting to see one provider but Mimi answered. I was more than happy to proceed as she was stacked and dressed to show off her assets. Very good massage and a very sensual ending. She shared with me that there was more on the menu.

The next 6-8 visits to the apartment were Christine. Great massage, back walking, and a perfect ending, every time.

I was checking out reviews and saw an updated review for mimi. I texted and we set a time. I knock and is not the mimi I remember, it's a younger Thai chick dressed in a t-shirt and yoga pants. Cute, thin, decent body, but definitely not built or dressed like the original mimi or Christine. I asked her twice if she was mimi and she said yes. And christine poked her head around the corner to take a look at me.

Since I had been here many times before I really didn't think much of it. I was shown the room. I showered and hopped on table. She draped me and she kept me covered for the duration. She never once went anywhere near the fun zone. After the flip I hoped it would progress. Nothing. At the hour mark she said times up and bolted out of the room. I heard her talking in the other room with the other provider. Mimi poked her head in and told me I could get dressed.

It was an expensive medium massage with no extras. $120 for the hour. Waste of time and money. I got dressed she offered me water as I was exiting. I declined. She could tell I wasn't pleased.

[MrSunnyHills]

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/mimi-escort-fairfax-360961

This one is a head scratcher as I've been to the location in Fairfax many times before and have always been more than pleased.

Let's rewind. My very first call to this Thai outfit was a couple years ago. I texted expecting to see one provider but Mimi answered. I was more than happy to proceed as she was stacked and dressed to show off her assets. Very good massage and a very sensual ending. She shared with me that there was more on the menu.

The next 6-8 visits to the apartment were Christine. Great massage, back walking, and a perfect ending, every time.

I was checking out reviews and saw an updated review for mimi. I texted and we set a time. I knock and is not the mimi I remember, it's a younger Thai chick dressed in a t-shirt and yoga pants. Cute, thin, decent body, but definitely not built or dressed like the original mimi or Christine. I asked her twice if she was mimi and she said yes. And christine poked her head around the corner to take a look at me.

Since I had been here many times before I really didn't think much of it. I was shown the room. I showered and hopped on table. She draped me and she kept me covered for the duration. She never once went anywhere near the fun zone. After the flip I hoped it would progress. Nothing. At the hour mark she said times up and bolted out of the room. I heard her talking in the other room with the other provider. Mimi poked her head in and told me I could get dressed.

It was an expensive medium massage with no extras. $120 for the hour. Waste of time and money. I got dressed she offered me water as I was exiting. I declined. She could tell I wasn't pleased.

Nothing like that annoyance. The $120 girls should ALWAYS include HE at a minimum. There are plenty of competent places that you can get a good massage for $50 or $60. However, since you said you had seen Christine multiple times, what I likely would have done in your case would have at least asked to speak to her, and mention that Mimi is shafting customers and she will likely indirectly lose customers and see what her reaction was.

[TheOuroboros]

Heartbroken after my girlfriend MnY took my money and ran I schlept over across the street to my ex smoothwater. Didn't see a familiar face there as I suspected since all my faves from the place are gone. Lucy wouldn't let me leave. Seriously she gripped my arm as I turned to go and grabbed my junk. She's lucky I'm just a man and not an uncle, because that kinda treatment can get you into trouble. But damn, I admired her aggression so I gave in and went for the massage. Pretty good medium. Lucy is definitely a 40+ provider and a little chubby, but on the flip she cleans off the boys with some alcohol and without even asking dives in for a nice BBBJ. Well hello to you too. There's no CIM but I open up her top to see some nice perks and I don't need much more time to relieve my stress. Cleans up with a hot towel and gives me a well needed neck and head massage and sends me off. I tipped. 8 for the shocking NOVA plus service and left in much better shape than I walked in.

[TheOuroboros]

Not entirely sure this belongs specifically here but I'm posting as a warning to fellow mongers.

A couple weeks ago I wrote a raving review of M and why wellness. I'm sad to say that while checking the books, I noticed an outlandish charge on my credit card. For a $60 massage I saw an extra $50 transaction on my charge and my eyes came out of my head. I wasn't in the mood to dispute this charge with my credit card company for. Reasons. So I called up the shop to investigate and find out what's the deal, hoping I could maybe get a refund through that Avenue. When I called Chinese lady answered and I couldn't understand what she said but she told me she would call back in a few. 5 min went by and nothing, figured they're avoiding me so I was ready to make the dreadful call to my card company when they called me back. This time it was the owner. Another Chinese lady who I irately explained what happened she said to come by the store in the afternoon and help me get to the bottom of this. I arrived at the designated time and she told me she recently purchased the business from another, so it sounds like something shady was going on and they must have up charged all the customers, sold the business and ran. Because when I got there she was already on the phone with another customer complaining about the same thing. So sadly I wasn't the only victim and reading the room it sounds like she's been dealing this this fallback for quite sometime. She showed me the receipt and I saw under tip someone wrote 50 on the tip and changed my total to 110. But you could still see where I crossed my own line out, so the receipt certainly proved someone wrote over my own handwriting. I told her this is pretty a illegal thing to do. So she refunded my card the extra $50. She asked if I wanted to get a massage and I laughed in her face, sorry but the trust is broken and that ship has now sailed. I'm a reasonable fellow but I told her to be careful because I'm sure someone with more power than I could easily get this place shut down. Anyway the only thing I can do here is warn you brothers. My lesson today is maybe I need to start using only cash and drop the paper trail.

[Cash2274]

Great review! Thanks!

Wondering if she allows any roaming? Fully clothed the whole time?

This no-name place runs out of a house in C'ville. Just search for "older" in nova. Bedpage / massage. Ad says several options available but I only enquired about massage. First response was $1. 5/30 min, $2/ hr. I was like 'I'm just looking for a massage -how about $1. 5 for 90? We went back and forth for a few times and I just kept repeating myself until she then offered $160/ hr. Higher than a standard NoVA but I'm a bit of a perv for older providers. And, when an ad says "Attractive Older Asian" it usually means we have ancient hags so don't be disappointed at the septuagenarian who opens the door. I'm all in!

So I cruise out to horse country wasn't that far actually- park in the front yard and ring the bell. You know how these ads for Asian places are always a crap shoot and nothing like what the providers are really like? Older Asian? The door opens and this gorgeous, tits on a stick 20 something opens the door. Her name is Minh. She has long, thick jet black hair. She has a perfect figure, perfect C cups, tight backside, she is right out of a fashion mag. She has a big welcoming smile and. Her teeth. Her dad had to be a dentist and her mom an orthodontist. The most perfect teeth I've ever seen on a human being; she should be selling tooth paste for Crest. They were 100% natural and perfect..

[JustaNon75]

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/mimi-escort-fairfax-360961

This one is a head scratcher as I've been to the location in Fairfax many times before and have always been more than pleased.

Let's rewind. My very first call to this Thai outfit was a couple years ago. I texted expecting to see one provider but Mimi answered. I was more than happy to proceed as she was stacked and dressed to show off her assets. Very good massage and a very sensual ending. She shared with me that there was more on the menu.

The next 6-8 visits to the apartment were Christine. Great massage, back walking, and a perfect ending, every time.

I was checking out reviews and saw an updated review for mimi. I texted and we set a time. I knock and is not the mimi I remember, it's a younger Thai chick dressed in a t-shirt and yoga pants. Cute, thin, decent body, but definitely not built or dressed like the original mimi or Christine. I asked her twice if she was mimi and she said yes. And christine poked her head around the corner to take a look at me.

Since I had been here many times before I really didn't think much of it. I was shown the room. I showered and hopped on table. She draped me and she kept me covered for the duration. She never once went anywhere near the fun zone. After the flip I hoped it would progress. Nothing. At the hour mark she said times up and bolted out of the room. I heard her talking in the other room with the other provider. Mimi poked her head in and told me I could get dressed.

It was an expensive medium massage with no extras. $120 for the hour. Waste of time and money. I got dressed she offered me water as I was exiting. I declined. She could tell I wasn't pleased.