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[PassionDweller]

I saw Johanna a little while ago because I was turned on by the pics she puts in her ads. She looked so busty and curvy. I was expecting a sexy MILF. Although she's not ugly, she's not what I expected. I saw her one Saturday afternoon and she just got back from her day job. I won't say what her day job is but I will say it's labor intensive.

She was wearing ragged clothes, she was sweaty, and had no makeup. She kind of looks like a grandma. However, she doesn't shave her nether regions and that's a huge turn on for me. She was nice and took direction well. If you don't mind the age and looks then you can have a good time.

One thing that grossed me out was the end. She went to the bathroom and she got a wet rag to clean her kitty. She wet the rag in the sink, sat on the toilet, and cleaned herself. She kept the door open so I saw everything. It made me feel gross afterwards.

I won't repeat because I'm from Baltimore and I rarely travel that far south.

[Alasqano]

All I can say is wow and hope it's real. https://aypapi.com.dc.listcrawler.com/post/27125442/.

Not a chance.

[ButtersStotch]

All I can say is wow and hope it's real. https://aypapi.com.dc.listcrawler.com/post/27125442/.

There's no chance that's real, but just to be doubly sure I googled the pics and found that they are taken from another website.

[BigCoolie]

All I can say is wow and hope it's real. https://aypapi.com.dc.listcrawler.com/post/27125442/.

I doubt it, but there is only one way to find out for sure. I hope to hear how it goes!

[Sfrancis118]

All I can say is wow and hope it's real. https://aypapi.com.dc.listcrawler.com/post/27125442/.

[SuperJimmyC]

That's her in the pics.

I recognize the tattoo at the base of her back.

In person her face is at least a 7 in most men's eyes.

While her tight body would be a at least a 9. 5 in most men's eyes.

She's very quiet because of her english she but delivers bigtime for KillMongers like me who are not interested in any GFE stuff but only interested in.

The Kill Factor.

1: Help us get a boner 2: Great head 3: Kill for at least 10 minutes 4: Bust a great nutt.

Happy Mongering!

SJ.

I've seen her. Years back. She used to work out at the Langley park hotels. If memory serves she is not the lady in those pictures. What did she look like.

[Member #6465]

Once again I dreamed it was Nicole's turn to meet & help Rod and as an English lady from a movie that was set in the 16th century once said to a soon to be noble bride. Who was curious about sex, "He must insert his member into you and stir. ".

That's exactly what happened during my encounter with Nicole. Her english isn't great but my member aka Rod explored every juicy nook and cranny of Nicole it could reach after we cuddled and then she kneeled over me, played with jr and the boys along with kissing me all over my chest.

Less than 2 minutes later jr was seriously condom ready and I talked Nicole through a great CBJ for the next 2 minutes. But that's enough, I am more than ready to enter the dragon! As KillMongers it is important that we spend as much time. In there. As possible and leave the other stuff to other mongers.

I entered the dragon via K9 KT on right bended knee (K9 KTRBK) in the middle of the bed. She has a mirror facing the side of the bed! I entered just Rod's head in and Nicole further worked me in. Ever so slowly, while making some very sweet low noises. This went on for about 2 minutes before I decided it was time to drop down to K9 KT-OMK (On My Knees) and begin the next phrase of the expedition.

Rod got a great & gooey workout while colliding, sliding, careening, hibernating, Gunning, Circulating, Vibrating, Trying The Knock The Bottom Out Of, and Front Dooring Nick's StarGate for a good 12 or so minutes as she moaned quietly and sweetly. 4-5 minutes later we took a break (maybe the pussy was getting way too good. Way too fast?) from K9 KT and we rolled into the Spoon Pos. For a good couple minutes as we gently bounced away and then I wanted some face time with Nick so we switched to Mish with her in semi-high thighs.

There was plenty of soft, warm undercarriage to bounce up against and in. Of course. We were bumping booties, the gate was swinging. And it was big, big fun slicing, dicing and being engulfed by her warm gooey nebula. Until the song ended a couple minutes later and then it was back to the most glorious position (for me) - K9 KT-OB (On Bed) where I told her before entering this time via K9 KT- LBK (Left Bended Knee) the new & final song was going to last 3 minutes but I lied and knew it was a 7 minute song. But could I hold out till the end of the song? I asked her if she wanted me to come and she seemed to understand that because she started lustfully saying come papi come! It's slippery when it's wet.

I'm bouncing with pure joy now and seriously plateauing to the beat as I asked her to talk to me in spanish and she did and it helped me now begin to methodically and slowly build up lots of Science Friction with a mishmash of my strokes, pushes and pulls, criss-crossing arm actions, whirling dervishes, pounding etc. , and about 5 minutes later, after telling her to hold still and perfectly timed to an explosive crescendo of my music, Rod issued forth with many gushes of pure pleasure! My spinal cord lit up like a Christmas tree.

Of course I rolled off her chuckling and basked in amazement for about 5 minutes before getting up and getting dressed. She clearly knows what she's doing, so. Unless you're some type of ass-hole who wants to force her into GFE stuff, or is looking for super-supermodel material, adoration, witty banter or a bubbly type of lady. You simply cannot go wrong with Nicole and she will answer the bell for you. For gentleman only.

She fulfills the 3 primary functions we KillMongers want from an escort. 1: Help us get a boner, 2: Great CBJ, 3: Work Rod inside of her for at least 10 minutes leading to a serious mind clearing explosion. We expect and ask for nothing more and we are going to have a great time with our regular gals. Every single time. We are KillMongers! BTW, the more you date Nicole the better she gets.

If you understand that she's not GFE, if you qualify & know what you're doing, you're within 30-45 minutes of her and can afford $. For the half and maybe $. 7 for the hour, even you 15 MinutesMen for I guess. 6, give Nicole a call, test her out and have your fun with her also. At her private place in the middle of MC. That was some dream.

Here's a link to Nicole and her pics.

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/nicole-e...gton-dc-155991#escort_reviews.

I've seen her. Years back. She used to work out at the Langley park hotels. If memory serves she is not the lady in those pictures. What did she look like.

[SuperJimmyC]

Once again I dreamed it was Nicole's turn to meet & help Rod and as an English lady from a movie that was set in the 16th century once said to a soon to be noble bride. Who was curious about sex, "He must insert his member into you and stir. ".

That's exactly what happened during my encounter with Nicole. Her english isn't great but my member aka Rod explored every juicy nook and cranny of Nicole it could reach after we cuddled and then she kneeled over me, played with jr and the boys along with kissing me all over my chest.

Less than 2 minutes later jr was seriously condom ready and I talked Nicole through a great CBJ for the next 2 minutes. But that's enough, I am more than ready to enter the dragon! As KillMongers it is important that we spend as much time. In there. As possible and leave the other stuff to other mongers.

I entered the dragon via K9 KT on right bended knee (K9 KTRBK) in the middle of the bed. She has a mirror facing the side of the bed! I entered just Rod's head in and Nicole further worked me in. Ever so slowly, while making some very sweet low noises. This went on for about 2 minutes before I decided it was time to drop down to K9 KT-OMK (On My Knees) and begin the next phrase of the expedition.

Rod got a great & gooey workout while colliding, sliding, careening, hibernating, Gunning, Circulating, Vibrating, Trying The Knock The Bottom Out Of, and Front Dooring Nick's StarGate for a good 12 or so minutes as she moaned quietly and sweetly. 4-5 minutes later we took a break (maybe the pussy was getting way too good. Way too fast?) from K9 KT and we rolled into the Spoon Pos. For a good couple minutes as we gently bounced away and then I wanted some face time with Nick so we switched to Mish with her in semi-high thighs.

There was plenty of soft, warm undercarriage to bounce up against and in. Of course. We were bumping booties, the gate was swinging. And it was big, big fun slicing, dicing and being engulfed by her warm gooey nebula. Until the song ended a couple minutes later and then it was back to the most glorious position (for me) - K9 KT-OB (On Bed) where I told her before entering this time via K9 KT- LBK (Left Bended Knee) the new & final song was going to last 3 minutes but I lied and knew it was a 7 minute song. But could I hold out till the end of the song? I asked her if she wanted me to come and she seemed to understand that because she started lustfully saying come papi come! It's slippery when it's wet.

I'm bouncing with pure joy now and seriously plateauing to the beat as I asked her to talk to me in spanish and she did and it helped me now begin to methodically and slowly build up lots of Science Friction with a mishmash of my strokes, pushes and pulls, criss-crossing arm actions, whirling dervishes, pounding etc. , and about 5 minutes later, after telling her to hold still and perfectly timed to an explosive crescendo of my music, Rod issued forth with many gushes of pure pleasure! My spinal cord lit up like a Christmas tree.

Of course I rolled off her chuckling and basked in amazement for about 5 minutes before getting up and getting dressed. She clearly knows what she's doing, so. Unless you're some type of ass-hole who wants to force her into GFE stuff, or is looking for super-supermodel material, adoration, witty banter or a bubbly type of lady. You simply cannot go wrong with Nicole and she will answer the bell for you. For gentleman only.

She fulfills the 3 primary functions we KillMongers want from an escort. 1: Help us get a boner, 2: Great CBJ, 3: Work Rod inside of her for at least 10 minutes leading to a serious mind clearing explosion. We expect and ask for nothing more and we are going to have a great time with our regular gals. Every single time. We are KillMongers! BTW, the more you date Nicole the better she gets.

If you understand that she's not GFE, if you qualify & know what you're doing, you're within 30-45 minutes of her and can afford $. For the half and maybe $. 7 for the hour, even you 15 MinutesMen for I guess. 6, give Nicole a call, test her out and have your fun with her also. At her private place in the middle of MC. That was some dream.

Here's a link to Nicole and her pics.

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/nicole-e...gton-dc-155991#escort_reviews.

[SuperJimmyC]

Ever deal with gals that don't speak a lot of english? Well, have some fun and speak to them in Spanish. Admin: You may post this at the escort sections in all the major cities if you like. It would be a great service to many mongers everywhere.

Note:

I have decided to use my own phonetic spelling instead of the spanish spelling as it is easier to follow and to then pronounce the words in spanish. I have tried to translate the sounds as close to the google translate voice rendition of the words as possible. Don't forget to use your best spanish accent impersonation. While using these phrases. The girls will love it!

You can start off by saying.

1: I love you! Tee-Ah-Moe.

2: Come here baby! Ben-nah-kaa mami! When you becken her to join you in bed or maybe she's running from the D.

3: Hey baby! Bi-yah mami!

4: Hot baby! Cal-lee-inn-taye mami!

5: Hot! Cal-lee-inn-taye!

6: Much pleasure! Mu-cho-goose-toe!

You can yell this when it's getting good or after the fact. Add a couple of extra muchos if you like.

7: Suck me baby! Chu-pah-maye mami!

8: Yes baby! See mami!

9: See Yes.

10: Baby / Sweetie Mami.

11: Sen-yor-ree-ta Unmarried woman.

12: Slow Len-ta!

If she has the nerve to try to rush you or the head and / or pussy is getting way to good. Way too fast.

17: Fast Rap-pee-doe.

18: Let's go! Vom-min-nose.

19: A little bit more Poe-ko-maas When you're getting head & want a little bit more.

20: Beautiful Bo-nee-ta.

Flattery will get you brownie points with the girls.

21: Beautiful etc Here-ri-mo-sa.

22:30 minutes Train-ta min-nu-toes.

23:15 Minutes Kinse-ah Min-nu-toes.

24:60 minutes Ses-sen-ta Min-nu-toes.

25: Beautiful mouth Her-moe-sa boe-kaa.

26: Beautiful ass / booty Her-moe-so cool-er.

27: Great pussy! Gran Cone-yo.

28: Very good pussy! Moy bee-inn cone-yo.

29: Come on baby! Ben-ga mami! Maybe it's time to move on in the session or perhaps you want her to try harder??

30: Ah baby! Ah mami!

31: Move Mov-vi-mee-inn-toe.

Perhaps you want her to get busy with some movement?? Most will understand just "move".

32: Fuck me baby! Co-kem-mee mami!

33: I want to meet you. Key-ro Con-no-sert-tay.

34: My name is. Me-nome-bray-es. Make sure she knows who's about to wax that behind.

34 a. Say my name! Dee-mee-nome-bray.

35: Listen Es-coo-cha.

36: Help! Ah-yude-the.

37: Help me! Ah-yude-the-the-mee.

38: No Nah.

39: May I see you again? Poor-doe ver-tay dee- nu-wave-va You've found a winner!

40:100 See-inn.

41: Miss you!! Tet-cho-de-meh-nose.

42: See you soon. The-vah-oh pronto.

Happy mongering!

SJ.

[BrunoB98]

Her Bush is the only reason I'll no doubt visit her again at some point. It's damn near impossible to find someone with a big hairy Bush. Even the Asian chicks are shaved more often than not now. The one time I saw Johanna I didn't actually put my mouth to her vagina (I'm a no DATY guy) but I did rub my face all over her hairy mons, which she found kind've funny. She said I was silly. CG is great because you can see yourself pounding all that hot hairy Bush. Agreed, not everyone's cup of tea, but if you love and old school Bush and are willing to make that your priority, she's worth a visit.

I am a big fan of black Bush too but not Johanna's!! Sadly as you have mentioned it is hard to find nowadays. Big bushes were famous in the 80's.

[JTreehorn14]

Her Bush is the only reason I'll no doubt visit her again at some point. It's damn near impossible to find someone with a big hairy Bush. Even the Asian chicks are shaved more often than not now. The one time I saw Johanna I didn't actually put my mouth to her vagina (I'm a no DATY guy) but I did rub my face all over her hairy mons, which she found kind've funny. She said I was silly. CG is great because you can see yourself pounding all that hot hairy Bush. Agreed, not everyone's cup of tea, but if you love and old school Bush and are willing to make that your priority, she's worth a visit.

[Nats53]

I say, different strokes for different folks and if you simply can't get past her looks. I do understand.

IMHO, she's proof that you don't have to look all the great to give a guy a fantastic time because the pussy has always been extremely outstanding for me and a few other guys up in here. And that's the bottom line with me.

I've been with fine ass women and OK looking women and the wrapping around the pussy may be different, but the pussy. The pussy itself, when bent over in K9 KT, IMHO, actually isn't any better with a fine ass woman. But I'm more than happy to say that on average I'll have more fun with a looker than with a non looker. The optics are simply better but with a boner, that doesn't matter that much to me. My tool always gets a very good workout whenever see her and I leave floating on air for the next few hours. Which hasn't happened in a while due to scheduling conflicts.

I rate her looks at a 5 at best and never saw her as old and / or ugly but I do understand that beauty is in the eyes. I can handle a 3-5 looking escort but what I don't want to handle is a heavy, big butt woman. That's a no-no for me.

Johana's clean, very sweet, friendly, funny and will do anything to please except GFE stuff, RCG or let you violently fuck her mouth. She doesn't mind if you do it gently. Don't expect any gymnastics out of her. At all. She's just one of my friends and I have a fun time with all of them. She's got a bunch of great reviews on escortbabylon and IMHO, most of the guys there aren't trying to spend more than $80 per encounter.

Her attitude, her rates plus her sleepy private place plus how much I enjoy bending her over in K9 KT makes her a winner for me. Note: K9 KT is my preferred position for the vast majority of the time when I'm "in there". I saw her a lot especially when I often had to run an errand near fairly close to her apartment and all I actually require from my escorts is to be friendly enough, help me get a boner, give me some head (CBJ), and then let me drill at my own pace for at least 10 minutes. I'm not interested in stuff like DFK, DATY, FIV, FIA and most other GFE type of activities. With anyone.

But I hear where you're coming from. You're not the first guy in here to not like her looks. At all. IMHO she's a YMYV type of situation and worth a test run because she has been and continues to be a very good encounter for a lot of guys.

BTW,

Read the MC thread. IMHO, she is not the best MC has to offer and I also enjoy visiting that other place you mentioned as well.

Happy mongering!

My thoughts on Johanna, but first I'll second Jimmy's initial thought "different strokes for different folks". I agree she isn't a real looker and Jimmy's 5 rating is accurate. My encounters with Johanna.

Have been all positive. We chat, talk and joke around and for me it makes the experience a good one. She is not a gymnast in bed and she is non-GFE. But, for this old fuck who is retired and living.

On a fixed income her price point can't be beat. Plus I'm old school for a hairy Bush. She takes direction well. Lastly, she isn't in her 50's. She cancelled one time with me because of her period.

Her apartment is safe a big plus and she is almost always available when I need to nut. Jimmy, next time I see her I'll do your K-9 routine. Be safe guys.

[SpicySticks]

Good Afternoon gents.

Long time reader first time poster. I am curious if any of you have had an experience with Whats Your Price. I see there is a thread in the B-more section about it but it looks like all the discussion is SA related. I've heard bad things elsewhere, like there are extortionist's running around that site. Thoughts?

[SuperJimmyC]

I say, different strokes for different folks and if you simply can't get past her looks. I do understand.

IMHO, she's proof that you don't have to look all the great to give a guy a fantastic time because the pussy has always been extremely outstanding for me and a few other guys up in here. And that's the bottom line with me.

I've been with fine ass women and OK looking women and the wrapping around the pussy may be different, but the pussy. The pussy itself, when bent over in K9 KT, IMHO, actually isn't any better with a fine ass woman. But I'm more than happy to say that on average I'll have more fun with a looker than with a non looker. The optics are simply better but with a boner, that doesn't matter that much to me. My tool always gets a very good workout whenever see her and I leave floating on air for the next few hours. Which hasn't happened in a while due to scheduling conflicts.

I rate her looks at a 5 at best and never saw her as old and / or ugly but I do understand that beauty is in the eyes. I can handle a 3-5 looking escort but what I don't want to handle is a heavy, big butt woman. That's a no-no for me.

Johana's clean, very sweet, friendly, funny and will do anything to please except GFE stuff, RCG or let you violently fuck her mouth. She doesn't mind if you do it gently. Don't expect any gymnastics out of her. At all. She's just one of my friends and I have a fun time with all of them. She's got a bunch of great reviews on escortbabylon and IMHO, most of the guys there aren't trying to spend more than $80 per encounter.

Her attitude, her rates plus her sleepy private place plus how much I enjoy bending her over in K9 KT makes her a winner for me. Note: K9 KT is my preferred position for the vast majority of the time when I'm "in there". I saw her a lot especially when I often had to run an errand near fairly close to her apartment and all I actually require from my escorts is to be friendly enough, help me get a boner, give me some head (CBJ), and then let me drill at my own pace for at least 10 minutes. I'm not interested in stuff like DFK, DATY, FIV, FIA and most other GFE type of activities. With anyone.

But I hear where you're coming from. You're not the first guy in here to not like her looks. At all. IMHO she's a YMYV type of situation and worth a test run because she has been and continues to be a very good encounter for a lot of guys.

BTW,

Read the MC thread. IMHO, she is not the best MC has to offer and I also enjoy visiting that other place you mentioned as well.

Happy mongering!

Make no mistake she's well into to her 50's. I took one look at her and politely declined. Maybe I don't know what I'm missing. I just know the Laurel Colombians are 20 bucks more look like pornstars, 20 years younger and seriously work my tool. I couldn't see throwing down money for someone I wouldn't have sex with for free. Sadly she probably is the best Moco has to offer right now.

[BrunoB98]

I saw Johanna once and I honestly don't understand the excitement about her. Although she has a very friendly personality, physically she looks like my grandmother! Her body is not nice at all, saggy tits, flat butt and a very hirsute private part. I had to close my eyes on cowgirl position. I've tried everything and couldn't reach the end. Had to finish with HJ with still eyes closed. As per other comment, I prefer to pay 20 more and have a Latina goddess taking care of my needs. YMMV.