Escort Reports

[CuteWOne]

Saw marcie recently, always a good time with her. Especially like the blow job from behind.

[Coochie Eater]

Regarding the "hot dog down a hallway" situation: pussies come in a variety of sizes and I've had tight ones, loose ones and some in between. One of the loose ones was a virgin the first time I did her. And one of the best-ever tight ones had borne a child.

Had I known then what I know now, I'd a pushed harder.

So I'm 21 and I'm with this 31 year old woman who was movie fucking star beautiful (OMG I'm not kidding! I'm eating her pussy, and I put in a finger. She likes it, so I put in a second. Yep, that's good, so in goes a third. She's bucking and weaving, so in goes my pinky. Hell, why not? In goes my thumb and I get my extended hand in up to the knuckle on my thumb. And I can tell if I push just a little harder, my fist will slip in up to my wrist. That's when I get a little sick feeling in my stomach. I know she's had three kids, but Jesus, this big sloppy meat hole is about as inviting as a tub full of pork liver. I think about fucking her, and I can only imagine throwing a knitting needle into a gymnasium. I pull my slimy hand out of her gaping maw, and finish eating her so I can get the hell out of there.

She raps off a room shaking orgasm, then immediately jumps up, pushes me back, straddles me, and stuffs my limp dick up into her foaming vag.

She looks down at my astonished face and laughs. Yes, her pussy is sucking my dragging worm up into it, and her muscular control is massaging my dick better than any mouth I've ever had. I still remember her laughing at me, as I must have looked totally confused. Needless to say, I was rock hard in an instant (21, remember? I do, with much regret.), and I came in buckets.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE BED BATMAN!

So this might sound like a made this up, but there isn't a day that's gone by since then (this was the last time I saw her), that I haven't regretted not fisting the shit out of her. Man, that woulda been great! Opening up a tunnel of love, then have that fantastic muscular control suck my dick? Yep, there would have been a memory instead of a fantasy.

So when I hear about women not having any walls, I think it's bullshit. They either don't care or don't want to flex their muscles for you. Or maybe they don't know how.

Coochie (Sue G. I love you still!) Eater.

P.S. Just to put this into perspective, she would by 75 right now. Shit.

[TheBoss7575]

Is she back? I believe she was a guest of the state for awhile.

I know she has friends and family that live here Maybe she was just visiting.

[PocketsFatter]

Went to see Jazz again recently for yet another BJ. She is great for a quick visit BJ. Others have mentioned some hygiene issues when visiting her and I do have to agree. The past few times I have seen her she did have some BO issues which was apparent as soon as she gets in the car. This time not as noticable right away but my god does she have a stench down there. I let my hands wander during the BJ, really wish I didn't. I basically fucked her throat the whole time which was great but I deff won't be going FS with her. Would repeat just for the head.

[DaddyForYou]

Is she back? I believe she was a guest of the state for awhile.

She got out last week. She said she gained 18 pounds She sent me her new number through FB We were supposed to get together but I haven't heard back from her.

[HughMonger]

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/candy-es...lwaukee-300121#erotic.

Saw candy few months ago l. Legit little skinny for me but was down for anything.

Nice girl.

Is she back? I believe she was a guest of the state for awhile.

[Outfishing]

Had a dream with Jade. https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/jade-esc...lwaukee-416013.

She is the girl in the pictures. Dreamed of her at her incall. Just visited for a quick on first visit. Jade has nice larger natural tits, with hard nipples. She is a bit chunky from the waste down. After shedding our cloths, it was on for a covered BJ. FS was on the menu, but I just let her finish the BJ. Nice girl, let me clean up in the bathroom. May repeat if first options aren't available.

[Chazzster]

In Chicago https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/ms-fun-s...rt-chicago-402#erotic.

They used to have a midget bar in Chicago. I don't remember the name of it (it had an Irish name) but midgets / dwarves (there is a difference) would frequent the establishment. I would imagine that you could pick one up there if the place was still open. I went there about 15-18 years ago once and I picked up a redhead midget LOL.

[Ps1999]

Any intel on Bubbles?

http://milwaukee.skipthegames.com/fe...s/448875457820

See post 3596. All is explained there.

[PBandj2271]

Any intel on Bubbles?

http://milwaukee.skipthegames.com/fe...s/448875457820

[TheBoss7575]

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/candy-es...lwaukee-300121#erotic.

Saw candy few months ago l. Legit little skinny for me but was down for anything.

Nice girl.

[Eddies Pickle]

What I wanta know is I saw this babe three times and she told me yes to daty, and she only let me have three fucking licks and said that was it! Now, I thought maybe she was to sensitive or maybe she had issues from the past? But now I'm reading this and it's like WTF! And I paid top dollar for her! I wanted munch time too! It's my crutch to getting hard and she told me that's enough and it's like what? Now I see this, that she was squirming under getting munched! I wanted that! Pissed! I dumped her ass when she started asking for help with cash for her problems at home. Not enough for rent, can't pay my car bill, cell phone bill! That did it for me! And I really wanted to go to town on her pussy! WTF!

After 3 times she should be rolling out the red carpet for you but I think the more interest a guy shows there into them the less they feel they need to do, one guy might be FIV the shit out of her pussy while DATY and the next guy can't even touch it, these broads also go by the payday, if a guy waffles on price then service might also lack, my take on my experiences, I've been on both sides of the can and can't fence.

[AsiaPhileJake1]

I haven't been here before, but do enjoy the Asian experience on occasion. Being short of time and relatively near the locale I thought I would try. Easy one text setup, address, building door bell, buzzer didn't work. A fairly attractive woman in blue jeans came and let me in explaining the buzzer was broken. The apt was right around the corner. On entry a second obviously more mature woman was waiting. They chatted for a second. I think deciding who would take me. I took my shoes off at the door and was led to a bedroom. We chatted a little, she was older, a thicker. Taller woman than I was expecting. Certainly older but I'm older so its ok. I give the standard fee. She leaves I get comfortable. On return she chats a bit, I help her get her clothes off and she plays with me a bit. Little kids voice - "wakey wakey" Really? Its more buzz kill.

I pull her to me, nice Bush, nice tits, nice nips. She isn't attractive, but not ugly. She isn't fat, just well built. I like her hips and breasts. I'm enjoying myself. She doesn't seem real happy about it. Tries to push me away. I pull her closer. She rolls a condom on and gives me oral for a while. When I'm ready I lay her down and she comments how big I am. Not really I say, just regular. She then adds some lube and I enter her. Hot dog down a hallway. I mean it feels good. But I'm pretty sure one of you really big dick guys must have just fucked her because I'm not getting any traction at all. But the fake moans and pained facial expressions don't really help. I pound away, knowing I can go forever. Missionary, doggie, legs outside her doggie, legs outside her missionary. Anything I can do to make her tighter. After a good round of play her fake moans and pained expressions are too much. I have her finish me handy on her wonderful breasts. Hot wash cloth cleanup for both of us. Her name is Amy and she is here for one month. I did tip her. I enjoyed feeling like a stud for a while.

As I was leaving the other blue jean wearing woman was brushing her hair in a mirror. I said hello and thought she looked pretty good. Fairly trim, compact and curvy. I'm thinking I'd like to enjoy her sometime.

Bring lots of twenties as they love to negotiate. If you don't negotiate you are a chump in their eyes.

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Thank you for the report. It's good to know nothing has changed here even though I have been assured of no upselling the quoted donation. I am always tempted to give them another chance. The two girls at once option has also been offered.

From what I gather in your report I've probably seen both that are currently there before. There was another at a nearby notel this weekend that was also tempting.

They seem to not even care to build a good rapport for repeat clients and the service, quality, age range is usually poor to mediocre.

I would still rather go to the Windy City but that can even be hit or miss.

[MilwMrHorny]

I assume you mean her:

http://milwaukee.skipthegames.com/fe...y/786650481860

I feel ya, Eagle. I tried to see this one when I was in Milwaukee recently. Texted her midday. She eventually replies. I said maybe later? She said No. I thought, that's rather abrupt.

Anyway, on my way out of town, I figured, why not try. She says, "you never confirmed. " Um, no, you simply said No. Anyway, I said, I can come now.

In other words, don't expect her to actually read your texts or keep you distinct from the vast horde of interest she must have.

Anyway, I head to the first address she'd given me earlier. Get there and she tells me, "I'm not there, I'm at a new house. " Wut? LOL. So I head to the new address. Get almost there. She says, "Bring 1 condom. ".

Why would you tell someone to bring 1 condom? They come in packs of 3. The only reason you say that is you're being a *****. And you want to rub it in that there's only 1 shot.

Which is all I have anyway, but no need to rub it in. So I said fuck this and went home.

Of all the lessons I have plenty of opportunity to learn, the one I try the most to remember is to pay close attention to the conversation when you're first interacting. You get the sense that she's open and friendly and warm? That's a good sign. You get the sense that she's demanding and impatient and thinks her pussy is made of gold. Those are the girls to avoid.

What I wanta know is I saw this babe three times and she told me yes to daty, and she only let me have three fucking licks and said that was it! Now, I thought maybe she was to sensitive or maybe she had issues from the past? But now I'm reading this and it's like WTF! And I paid top dollar for her! I wanted munch time too! It's my crutch to getting hard and she told me that's enough and it's like what? Now I see this, that she was squirming under getting munched! I wanted that! Pissed! I dumped her ass when she started asking for help with cash for her problems at home. Not enough for rent, can't pay my car bill, cell phone bill! That did it for me! And I really wanted to go to town on her pussy! WTF!

[Member #6005]

I was in Milwaukee yesterday and tried with her. Started out at 150 and I said no thanks. Down to 80 by her and I said okay, she then said the same thing "bring a condom". Well she then ghosted for 30 minutes and I said said fuck it. By the way she was in Greendale, so she says. SO I am driving back to Madison and she non stop texting me I never showed up. She told me Greendale but never an address. She is a bit crazy. I sent back a message saying you lack communication skills, I am no longer interested.

Yeah, I rush to judge. But in all fairness, imagine 60 dudes an hour blowing up your phone. Doesn't bring out the best in people, probably. LOL.