Escort Reports

[Summerinthecity]

I have wanted to see Halia for a while and finally got our schedules to line up. I think she usually works out of Springfield, has a 305 number. I heard it is very much a YMMV situation. Anyone have any experience? Will report back.

[LoveTheMerch]

Anyone have any info on these two? Kinda' my fantasy.

https://www.eros.com/washington_dc/files/1334045.htm

Thanks, LTM.

[Creeping]

As many times before I saw Carmel aka Brianna by the Springfield mall

Creepin.

Visited Carmel as I have done numerous times over the last two years. I felt as though we had established a repoire and after months I would randomly bring her gifts, nothing much just nice things to help strengthen our "relationship". Well this last visit I left overwhelmingly disgusted and appalled! We finished our dealings and she told me the wipes were in the restroom. I didn't see them so came out to tell her so and she was rummaging through my jeans! I get it that these girls have their needs and to them it's all about the money and business but she's going to try and rob me?? I asked her WTF she was doing and she had no words outside of her apologies. I was pissed and disgusted, put my clothes on and rolled the fuck out! If you take the chance with her, know I warned ya. Now I have to find another ATF!

Creepin.

[Mrlefty]

If it was around 2/3 pm, then it probably was me being rushed out.

I was there Thursday about 1:30. Had to wait like 30 minutes, and luck of the draw, got the old ugly one. She didn't speak ANY english. And to use translations application to talk to me. No BBBJ, no kissing, just a 20 minute mediocre experience (paid for the hour), and then told to go.

So, DEF don't pay for the hour, and consider other venues I think. As this seems to be REALLY hit or miss.

[Tom McAn]

I am actually surprised that there weren't more report on rushing Judy considering the traffic she got. This can only mean lots of lurkers here on the forum who just went there without reporting anything.

I think this is mostly handler's fault stacking up appointment for Judy. Their price structure didn't help either. They charge $140 for half hour and $160 for whole hr. Of course many people would go for the whole hour and have the expectation that since we paid for 1 hr, we want to stay for the full hour. Had I known about situation and their 1/2 hr price is reasonable like 80 or 100, I can only set up an 1/2 hour appointment, then it might end up as a not so bad experience.

I kind of feel bad for the chubby gal that now Judy is like a star and no one want her. What kind of low self esteem person would endure this type of humiliation. I just don't know.

Chances are both Judy and the other gal will get rotated out soon. Another monger gave a good report last week about a similar place in Oakton but the outfit was in the process of switching the talent when I called last Saturday, instead sending me the address of their Annandale location.

[HighTemp]

If it was around 2/3 pm, then it probably was me being rushed out since there was "another customer waiting" (in their own words). ...

I am actually surprised that there weren't more report on rushing Judy considering the traffic she got. This can only mean lots of lurkers here on the forum who just went there without reporting anything.

I think this is mostly handler's fault stacking up appointment for Judy. Their price structure didn't help either. They charge $140 for half hour and $160 for whole hr. Of course many people would go for the whole hour and have the expectation that since we paid for 1 hr, we want to stay for the full hour. Had I known about situation and their 1/2 hr price is reasonable like 80 or 100, I can only set up an 1/2 hour appointment, then it might end up as a not so bad experience.

I kind of feel bad for the chubby gal that now Judy is like a star and no one want her. What kind of low self esteem person would endure this type of humiliation. I just don't know.

[GentleG]

If it was around 2/3 pm, then it probably was me being rushed out since there was "another customer waiting" (in their own words). My experience at the beginning was pretty good since there was no one waiting I suppose. Up until the half hour mark everything was going great (BBBJ, different positions etc), and I do take my time generally before busting. However after about 35 minutes the same chubby girl started speaking from the other side of Judy's room and kept coming back every 2-3 minutes to ask if I was done. I told Judy I paid for the hour and hoped for a massage after the deed if time permits. I busted shortly after and did ask for the massage. But she told me this was not a massage type set up and once done, it was time for shower and exit. I mentioned to her it wasn't the first time for me at this kind of set up and I had been to similar Asian crapshoots in NYC, Chicago, LA and the Bay Area. She didn't know what to say and kept asking "everything good? Finally I got up and went to take a shower, and in the meantime the chubby one walked straight into the shower and asked if I was done! She tried to dry me, brought my socks, put on my shoes and helped put on my clothes too! WTF.

Soon after I left I texted the handler saying it was rushed and that they should dedicate the full hour if paid for, and she said "Ok honey"! LOL. In my experience LA / Bay Area / NYC have the best Asian crapshoots with Chicago a close 2nd and the DC area is one of the worst for a metro area.

Looks like Creeping's review brought an influx of customers to this joint.

When I get to the apartment at appointment time and I called the handler to let her know I was there. I was told need to wait 5 or 10 min and I think the booker slipped out "almost done". That make me wondering if she is still working on another customer. I sit in the car and patiently watched toward building exit direction. Alas, a guy come out of building in about 10 min. Right away I was given the room number. I said to myself I knew it, my guess was right on.

That didn't spoil my mode though, I am not planning to do any DATY or any BB / GFE stuff in the first place, since my last STD scare episode. Now I know a guy was inside her like 15 min ago, all those are an absolutely no for me. I went up to the room and door opened with a girl matched creeping's description. At first, things progressed normally. I asked her to come take shower with me, she refused and didn't want to partake. Then comes the CBJ. When I feel I am coming to the edge, I told her to slow down. Thanks to the advice from fellow mongers on this board, I told her I don't want to come too quick and I want to take my time with her and intend to stay the whole hour that I paid for. She didn't say anything but I feel she wants to get to FS and get it over with. She refused some oral positions that I requested...

[Schmoopy]

Thank you very much! Glad to hear this. I'm meeting with Kelly on Monday. I'll report back then!

I've seen Kelly a couple times, including a month or two ago. She's a pro, and had been well-reviewed on the other site as well. Have fun!

[FireOnRocks]

Had a Dream about Juliet from PR with a tour of greek islands. In my dream she has a nice 6/10 body. The dream was set at cheap hotel in Herndon, but room was clean. Body had some scars in the tummy area due some cosmetic procedure, but nice firm tits and booty were on display. As the dream progressed she followed instructions well. Damage was $1.5 for hhr.

I dream about new offerings that's why won't repeat.

https://cityxguide.com/escorts/la-fl...-9787-12361222

[Tom McAn]

I recently moved down south but am driving back to NOVA this weekend. I am tempted to go back to my old standy EB Journey or BEBE. But am tempted to try out the new ads I'm seeing listed on cityxguide that advertise in Springfield and Falls Church. They are pretty explicit in services offered, not sure if that is accurate. Any other recommendations? Posting in Escorts, because I can vouch that EB journey and BEBE are both outstanding.

A number of the more explicit ads in Falls Church and Springfield seem to be associated with the Asian crapshoot. You can expect older, less attractive providers than the models in the photos. Consider it highly unlikely that you will receive BBBJ, GFE, nuru or most of the other services listed. It's rare to even get a basic body rub, much less nuru. And more often than not, you can also expect rushed service. Once in a while a monger gets lucky, but more often than not the Asian crapshoot sessions are disappointing.

Good luck, and please post reviews of any providers you visit during your time here.

[VaPlay]

I recently moved down south but am driving back to NOVA this weekend. I am tempted to go back to my old standy EB Journey or BEBE. But am tempted to try out the new ads I'm seeing listed on cityxguide that advertise in Springfield and Falls Church. They are pretty explicit in services offered, not sure if that is accurate. Any other recommendations? Posting in Escorts, because I can vouch that EB journey and BEBE are both outstanding.

Ahhh yes, I miss visits with Elizabeth. Tysons is painful for me but her skills are unmatched. Only one other I've found that's equivelant is Meena. She posts on Switter and is also in Tysons. Let us know of anything you may find.

[JonWan]

...I almost set up a meeting with her, but luckily, my research brought up older ads and I recognized one of the pix from the ad you'd linked to. I'm assuming this is the girl you ditched?

Here's one of her recent posts, advertising doubles with a girl named Jenny (who I've seen and is OK, but nothing great).

http://northern-virginia.skipthegame...e/995766313544

Her solo ads.

https://escortfish.ch/ad/view/sexy-petite-treat/8861119

http://northern-virginia.skipthegame...t/710256986328

Angie is not so bad. Her body has been put through it. Her ears are shredded from so many orbital or lobe piercings. She has lots of tats. She has some stretch marks. But, if you can catch her on a good day, you can have a good session.

[Summerinthecity]

I recently moved down south but am driving back to NOVA this weekend. I am tempted to go back to my old standy EB Journey or BEBE. But am tempted to try out the new ads I'm seeing listed on cityxguide that advertise in Springfield and Falls Church. They are pretty explicit in services offered, not sure if that is accurate. Any other recommendations? Posting in Escorts, because I can vouch that EB journey and BEBE are both outstanding.

[Khfrekek]

All 3 are legit. Go without any hesitation. Don't know what their verification requirements are nowadays.

Thank you very much! Glad to hear this. I'm meeting with Kelly on Monday. I'll report back then!

[HighTemp]

I was overly surprised and ecstatic to see that "Judy", a tall, very tan, spinner with great tattoos, long straight hair, very natural feel and look bolt-ons, plus she was fucking gorgeous in the face! Beautiful ripped tummy and a nice round soft ass, unusual for Asians that I've seen.

Looks like Creeping's review brought an influx of customers to this joint.

When I get to the apartment at appointment time and I called the handler to let her know I was there. I was told need to wait 5 or 10 min and I think the booker slipped out "almost done". That make me wondering if she is still working on another customer. I sit in the car and patiently watched toward building exit direction. Alas, a guy come out of building in about 10 min. Right away I was given the room number. I said to myself I knew it, my guess was right on.

That didn't spoil my mode though, I am not planning to do any DATY or any BB / GFE stuff in the first place, since my last STD scare episode. Now I know a guy was inside her like 15 min ago, all those are an absolutely no for me. I went up to the room and door opened with a girl matched creeping's description. At first, things progressed normally. I asked her to come take shower with me, she refused and didn't want to partake. Then comes the CBJ. When I feel I am coming to the edge, I told her to slow down. Thanks to the advice from fellow mongers on this board, I told her I don't want to come too quick and I want to take my time with her and intend to stay the whole hour that I paid for. She didn't say anything but I feel she wants to get to FS and get it over with. She refused some oral positions that I requested.

While we still on foreplay stage and penetration was yet to happen, I heard some noise outside of the room. I asked her if there is another girl working, she said yes. I knew this is a useless question, but asked anyway if the other girl is as pretty as her, she said they have many beautiful girls. From this point on, everything start gone downhill. Her phone keep chiming, at least she is being professional and didn't go check the message. After a while, another woman start talking in Korean outside of the door and she replied something of course I didn't understand. After I finally inserted her, she asked go faster. I said no, if I go fast I will come too soon for an old guy like me. I tried to switch to different positions, and she start to show obvious impatient with frowning eye brow and also start murmuring Korean.

After she refused a position I requested, I finally gave in and switched to CG position which I knew I'd be come real easily. At this time, she's already kind of furious and the insertion was rude and abrupt and there is no gentleness at all. While I climaxed, I was kind of moaning loud and she covered my mouth and said there is other customer next door. I was there still trying to squeeze my last few drop inside her pussy, she already pulled it out.

While I laying there and trying to enjoy my after-glow, she started to push for shower. Now that I am done, I started verbal exchange with her. I said to her I feel I am being rushed, why are you so inpatient, I am not happy. She said she just busy. I realized that the noise before was probably the next customer came in and waiting next room. While I laying there naked and arguing with her, she already get dressed. I don't want to be too harsh with her and just went in finished shower, again by myself.

I got out of shower and start dressing myself up, she went out and open the door and let in "the other girl". But that's no girl at all. The other provider is chubby, plain facial feature, middle age (guess 40 something) woman. Judy just say I can do some massage with her and she rushed out of door. Who the fuck do you think I am that you can just throw anyone at me? I have my standard. I declined to do anything with "the other girl", but she is pretty nice and helped me get dressed. She put my socks on and even helped me with my shoe. But at that point, I am not in any mode anymore.

While I walking out of the room, Judy somehow emerged again and asked me if I am angry. I still can't shake the habit of being polite and said I am just disappointed. I asked her did she all of sudden getting lot more customers than before. She said she is just very busy this time. I said to her you are getting busy because someone wrote a good review for you. But I cut off there without telling her I am going to write bad review and help her alleviate some of her burden.

There, this is my bad review for her. I never knew there were these many drama in monger biz. I don't know if this will actually reduce any traffic to her but fellow mongers you have been warned. Hopefully you guys will not suffer from TLDR syndrome. At least I am documenting it here for my own purpose and I learned my lesson with my hard earned money.