Escort Reports

**Khs85** · 11-21-18 09:30

Originally Posted by Zeuss [View Original Post]

FS is definitely available. I saw her a couple of years ago. I didn't and wouldn't repeat. She was mechanical and just the whole scene came off as white trash, plus she had some GPS.

Caveat emptor.

I saw her in Salem when she was just getting started via Craigslist. She is ultra trashy. Terrible at home tats, life filled with drama, significant medical and legal issues, would never consider repeating. And for what it is worth, don't recommend, but to each their own. Opinions may vary.

**Like Head** · 11-21-18 09:14

Originally Posted by LookingForLefty [View Original Post]

A couple of years ago there was Allison from Elm Grove. Single mom. FB says she is a server at Cafe Hollender. Is she still around? Mixed reviews.

She pulled her SA profile or blocked me. I had a good time with her but didn't feel the need to repeat at the time but I would entertain taking her for another ride someday. I don't know if she is still providing or not I know she was looking for a full time SD.

**Zeuss** · 11-21-18 02:13

Originally Posted by MrMilwaukee [View Original Post]

I've texted back and forth with her recently. She offers massage with finish, or nude and you can touch her for extra. She never mentioned FS.

FS is definitely available. I saw her a couple of years ago. I didn't and wouldn't repeat. She was mechanical and just the whole scene came off as white trash, plus she had some GPS.

Caveat emptor.

**BuffaloDog** · 11-20-18 23:29

Lost track of her number, can someone point me to a recent ad or digits?

Thanks.

**HungLowe** · 11-20-18 19:03

Originally Posted by LookingForLefty [View Original Post]

A couple of years ago there was Allison from Elm Grove. Single mom. FB says she is a server at Cafe Hollender. Is she still around? Mixed reviews.

I believe you're referring to the Allison who resides in Port Washington. She does have mixed reviews. If it is her, I believe she's living with her mom who's also a provider.

**LookingForLefty** · 11-20-18 18:51

A couple of years ago there was Allison from Elm Grove. Single mom. FB says she is a server at Cafe Hollender. Is she still around? Mixed reviews.

**Waldo999** · 11-20-18 10:17

Originally Posted by DieselMike [View Original Post]

Looks OK to me, if the pics are accurate. "I like my women a little on the trashy side. " Her listing shows "massage", "oral", and "GFE" but doesn't list intercourse. Is she just being coy, or limited menu? Captcha thing is not working for me. Can someone PM her phone #?

Just sent you a PM with the number.

**MrMilwaukee** · 11-20-18 10:15

Originally Posted by DieselMike [View Original Post]

Looks OK to me, if the pics are accurate. "I like my women a little on the trashy side. " Her listing shows "massage", "oral", and "GFE" but doesn't list intercourse. Is she just being coy, or limited menu? Captcha thing is not working for me. Can someone PM her phone #?

I've texted back and forth with her recently. She offers massage with finish, or nude and you can touch her for extra. She never mentioned FS.

**DieselMike** · 11-20-18 10:00

Originally Posted by Wenceslas [View Original Post]

Had a SA profile at one time, can't find it now. Out of Salem. Met her for a meet and greet but didn't pursue, she looked too rough. Looks like she's gone all the way pro now.

Looks OK to me, if the pics are accurate. "I like my women a little on the trashy side. " Her listing shows "massage", "oral", and "GFE" but doesn't list intercourse. Is she just being coy, or limited menu? Captcha thing is not working for me. Can someone PM her phone #?

**Waldo999** · 11-20-18 09:30

Originally Posted by OlderGuys2 [View Original Post]

Are you talking about the woman who lives above a bar in Pewaukee who always has kids around?

That is the one. One is her child and she baby sits for another small child. I will second what DFY says about responding. If not the worlds worst, she has to be second in line. That being said, when you do get to see her, she is amazing. Body is solid (and I mean solid, tightest ass you will ever find). Tits are tiny, so if you are looking for large breasts, look elsewhere. If you like perky and tiny, you just hit a goldmine.

**HornyGuy Lif** · 11-20-18 04:29

Originally Posted by Tippe [View Original Post]

Yeap. I forwarded the provider below 100 to get herself a room. It was Thanksgiving and she had nothing on her, got booted out into the lobby of hotel. Even gave her a ride and begged me to not run off with her luggage when she went to load her prepaid card. She promised to return the amount after a day. Surprise surprise, dead silence after a day. Not even mad, just sad they have zero discipline managing money.

Anyone know what happened to her? See attached.

The far majority and I mean 99 percent are scammers and ripoff artists first and escorts second. Give them a chance or opportunity to burn you and they will. The exception is a chick who doesn't do drugs and does escorting as a side job and views it like a legit business. The ones who party all the time, run with outlaw (not the bikers) type boyfriends, and are drug addicts will burn ya in a heartbeat with no remorse. Then on to the next victim!

**LookingForLefty** · 11-20-18 02:26

Originally Posted by HornyGuyLif [View Original Post]

Man Lefty is like a walking gold mine of great info for mongers or just any ol guy looking to get laid. When is the book coming out? Bet you could write one and it would sell like crazy!

You can learn a lot having a good heart to heart discussion with providers. They have a lot they are dealing with and looking for an understanding ear. At first they will lie like hell but eventually little bits of truth come out. It also helps to know more about them then they know themselves. I think we all agree that best service comes from women who are newly addicted. Soon they start looking ragged and you get no shows, extremely tardy, a cornucopia of excuses. Then they are MIA for awhile. Upon their return, if they are clean they can be a good source.

Since their are a zillion providers out there, with about half not even realizing they are a provider, you can be choosy. While I talk a sketchy game, I don't feel I need to stoop to hunting in jail houses. But we all have a certain need to hunt. Come on now, arn't you a little curious about the crazy ones. Like little Monster or the one who got out of the handcuffs out in Waukesha?

**Eddies Pickle** · 11-20-18 01:59

Originally Posted by OlderGuys2 [View Original Post]

Are you talking about the woman who lives above a bar in Pewaukee who always has kids around?

That would be her, she use to live on Harrison ave in waukesha in a upper when I met her close to 3 years ago with a mattress on the floor and slanted ceiling above, glad to hear her body still rocks.

**HornyGuy Lif** · 11-20-18 00:06

Originally Posted by LookingForLefty [View Original Post]

I saw this dunce walking with a suitcase that said Paul Mitchell on it. A great place to pick up stupid women are beauty schools. Aveda, Paul Mitchell, or WCTC. First these women are too stupid for real college and they will never earn enough to be independent. Same with waitresses at Webbs, Denny's and low tip restaurants. Hooters might be the exception. Massage therapy students are also suckers. Keep in mind most beauty and massage students are fat and ugly. Few are good looking. The good looking ones will usually find a man and get married. But sooner or later another man comes by with a better offer and they are in divorce court. Divorce court used to be decent place to prospect. If that gets boring head down to felony and drug court. Drug court is like shooting fish in a barrel I saw the Reddit report whining about how some of us use the jail inmate list and profiles as a dating web site. Well it does work. First you narrow down your tolerance for weight, race, danger, and age. You get more info on inmates that you can on Match.com. Plus with real names you get their Facebook and other social media. From there you get to see all their heroin head friends who are equally worthless. Next thing you know there are few degrees of separation between one escort and another. Its like a flea market of UTR escorts at your disposal. I think the first thing these women do when they go into rehab is friend everyone else in rehab. A lot of these women will often help you get hooked up with friends who need some drug money. When you get glowing recommendation as being polite, clean, don't push for anal, and a decent tipper, soon those UTRs will be beating a path to your door.

Man Lefty is like a walking gold mine of great info for mongers or just any ol guy looking to get laid. When is the book coming out? Bet you could write one and it would sell like crazy!

**Trogon** · 11-19-18 20:17

Originally Posted by LookingForLefty [View Original Post]

I saw this dunce walking with a suitcase that said Paul Mitchell on it. A great place to pick up stupid women are beauty schools. Aveda, Paul Mitchell, or WCTC. First these women are too stupid for real college and they will never earn enough to be independent. Same with waitresses at Webbs, Denny's and low tip restaurants. Hooters might be the exception. Massage therapy students are also suckers. Keep in mind most beauty and massage students are fat and ugly. Few are good looking. The good looking ones will usually find a man and get married. But sooner or later another man comes by with a better offer and they are in divorce court. Divorce court used to be decent place to prospect. If that gets boring head down to felony and drug court. Drug court is like shooting fish in a barrel I saw the Reddit report whining about how some of us use the jail inmate list and profiles as a dating web site. Well it does work. First you narrow down your tolerance for weight, race, danger, and age. You get more info on inmates that you can on Match.com. Plus with real names you get their Facebook and other social media. From there you get to see all their heroin head friends who are equally worthless. Next thing you know there are few degrees of separation between one escort and another. Its like a flea market of UTR escorts at your disposal. I think the first thing these women do when they go into rehab is friend everyone else in rehab. A lot of these women will often help you get hooked up with friends who need some drug money. When you get glowing recommendation as being polite, clean, don't push for anal, and a decent tipper, soon those UTRs will be beating a path to your door.

A must read every Sunday.