Massage Parlor Reports

[NyHornet]

A question for the board. Has anyone had anything other than legit at Oasis on John Marshal in Haymarket? I'm relatively new to the area and saw their sign. When I walked in it had all the signs of your typical AMP. I was offered a table shower (. 20 extra). The massage was good, the gal a relatively young Chinese, was attractive. But when I expected things to get interesting I ralized that the door was open a couple of inches, and when I motioned that she had missed an area I was told "NO touch!" If anyone has any tips pn the Haymarket / Gainesville area they would be appreciated.

I have been there many times. You should not expect anything more than a decent massage from nice ladies.

[Member #5834]

Linda / Coco is in and out a lot. Their current line-up is a spinner, Ivy, a tall half-Chinese half-Korean Kay and Linda / Coco herself. For what they offer, you cannot go wrong here. There are limits, but the more you see them, the closer they seem to get to them. NEVER a hassle with tip, 100% good experience. Call ahead, they will NOT bait and switch.

After my next visit I will do a Roamin Roman style review of the place.

Happy mongering and be nice to the ladies.

Here's a short story for why'all: Felt sore yesterday and wanted a really good back walking massage. Its been a while since I visited AT in Fairfax so called to see who's available. To my surprise, Linda picked up the phone. Boy I got so excited and I was there in no time. I was glad to see her after a few months and it felt even better that she remembered me. Paid the hr fee, undressed in a jiffy and off we went to the TS. Usual fare with extra attention in the crack and after the flip a lot of sensual shaft stroking for about five minutes. She did ask if I wanted the finish, I said not now. Inside, she gave me a solid routine of back walk and crack. After about half hr, the lights dimmed and you guys know the rest especially whoever 's been with her before. Absolute bliss time. Pretty much every time I debate with myself if this was better than a mechanical FS elsewhere? Usual tip followed by hugs and kisses. She did mention she's leaving again this Thursday or after Thursday which I didn't get properly, and she doesn't know when she'll be back. Get your dose of good time while she's here. . 8+. 8 money well spent IMHO. Hands down the best in Nova, any of yall disagree?

T.

[Member #5795]

The board voted 6 -0 to pass the ordinance.

Stafford authorities are concerned that some of the massage parlors popping up around the county may be exploiting a loophole in the state's law against prostitution.

The Sheriff's Office thinks at least a dozen of Stafford's massage parlors offer "masturbation services," which Virginia law "strangely" does not explicitly prohibit, according to a county report. So the county wants to take matters into its own hands.

The Board of Supervisors voted this month to authorize the advertisement of a public hearing for a county ordinance that would ban sexual acts, including masturbation, for money. The proposed ordinance defines the sexual act at issue as "the erotic stimulation of the genitals of oneself or another by manual or other means. ".

I spoke to a knowledgeable lawyer friend of mine and he says under VA law a HJ is not illegal. If they pass an ordinance banning it however, it would be the law until someone contests it in court. An ordinance is a local law that doesn't have to go through the state legislature. He also said If you take a woman to Dunkin' Donuts for breakfast and she's a known prostitute you can be charged with sex trafficking even if no sex is involved. What a world we live in.

[Billary Clinto]

I had a nightmare that visited Serene Soul Spa. Lack luster in every sense of the word. Rub, poke, prod, hurried, distracted, answering the phone. Don't have this dream!

[OldManRose]

The board voted 6 -0 to pass the ordinance.

Stafford authorities are concerned that some of the massage parlors popping up around the county may be exploiting a loophole in the state's law against prostitution.

The Sheriff's Office thinks at least a dozen of Stafford's massage parlors offer "masturbation services," which Virginia law "strangely" does not explicitly prohibit, according to a county report. So the county wants to take matters into its own hands.

The Board of Supervisors voted this month to authorize the advertisement of a public hearing for a county ordinance that would ban sexual acts, including masturbation, for money. The proposed ordinance defines the sexual act at issue as "the erotic stimulation of the genitals of oneself or another by manual or other means. ".

[Start2]

Pretty much every time I debate with myself if this was better than a mechanical FS elsewhere?

T.

With this is mind, I made my first visit and it's no debate, it's better.

Great first post! I have had good experiences with Comfort Therapy on Gallows Rd in Vienna. TS available, back walking, top notch massage with standard NOVA finish. Oriental on Gallows is another solid option. Older staff but decent massage. No ts. Can you please pm or post contact info for Lucy and Jane? I recall seeing adds for Lucy in the past but not finding any now. Many thanks.

Only thing to add is that Comfort Therapy has a self serve shower.

Z&Y.

Good service limited menu. They are in between 2 auto shops and there's no table shower or shower. Decent staff.

All 3 have good parking. In contrast I took a look at APC but realized theirs a risk of tow, for me the whole purpose of visiting is to reduce stress. So I passed and tried Z&Y instead.

[TimoS80]

A question for the board. Has anyone had anything other than legit at Oasis on John Marshal in Haymarket? I'm relatively new to the area and saw their sign. When I walked in it had all the signs of your typical AMP. I was offered a table shower (. 20 extra). The massage was good, the gal a relatively young Chinese, was attractive. But when I expected things to get interesting I ralized that the door was open a couple of inches, and when I motioned that she had missed an area I was told "NO touch!" If anyone has any tips pn the Haymarket / Gainesville area they would be appreciated.

This place used to give great massages. My last two visits have been ok. Mediocre massage until the end where they will try to upsell another 30 minutes. The young one does give a great massage. Sadly, I didn't not see her on my recent visits. The older lady that runs the place used to give a standard nova, but I don't even think she gives massages anymore.

[Oldfart69]

I just want to add to the chorus of recommendations for Barnie Therapy in Annandale. Not much to add to previous reviews since YMMV, but my experience was very pleasant and satisfying, and I plan to repeat. After an initial scheduling mixup I spent an enjoyable hour with a cute, petite, personable 40 ish Korean lady who gave a good Korean style massage. Tease was heavenly with feathery touches in all the right places. Lights dimmed, clothes came off, and finish was great; she made sure to drain every drop. It reminded me of the glory days of the DC K-girl AMPs.

How does she compare with the Thai girls I have seen lately? Good, but different. Massage is more pressure points than Thai stroking. I especially liked Kay's massage technique with Thai stretching; too bad she's gone. I have thoroughly enjoyed both the Annandale and Tysons Thai girls as well as Sara at Barnie, and plan to see more of both. Spariety is the vice of life.

[RustyMuffler]

I believe a young lady named "Jenny" is the person Don77 is describing that he met at Mclean Cream as, "The other is in her 20's with a very slender frame. Great TS, allows roaming, and Nova finish. ".

Unfortunately, "Jenny" is a very common moniker being used in this area. The "Jenny" I saw there used to split time Mclean Cream and at another spa in Herndon that's owned by the same outfit. I can't remember which spa it was, but back when we had BP and CL they both ran similar, distinct ads that really stood out as being unique. And believe it or not, one even had a real picture of "Jenny" on it. How often does that ever happen?!

When "Jenny" was at Mclean she seemed to be the one in charge, even though she was about 30 years younger than the other provider. (There did not appear to be a mamasan there when I visited.) She had to answer the phone and the door while I was on the table. That was annoying, but this little lady is young, sweet and very attractive. So even with the interruptions I was still very happy she was my therapist.

Has anyone recently seen a "Jenny" at Mclean Cream or at a spa in Herndon? Also, does anyone know which spa in Herndon this particular "Jenny" is or was working at? I'd really like to catch up with her sometime soon.

Thanks.

Long time lurker, first time posting. So I thought I would put up a few reviews in Nova.

McLean Cream Spa in McLean. Nice clean secluded place with easy parking. You do have to walk past a couple of businesses in the building to get to it. Two women there. One in her 50's with man mades. The other is in her 20's with a very slender frame. Great TS, allows roaming, and Nova finish. Can't recommend due to the doorbell constantly ringing and the masseuse having to answer the door interrupting the massage.

Gigi is an AA masseuse that typically advertises on them. She has 2 spots, one in Alexandria and one in Falls Church. She has a Serena Williams build and offers full Service. She shares the Alexandria location with Angelique. Both spots are high rises and safe.

Lucy Thai. Falls Church location in private apartment building. Nice massage with a Russian finish. That's it and there are no extras.

Jane. Vienna location in basement of an office building. She gives the best massage and is a very attractive Chinese woman in her early 30's. A little OTC roaming is allowed but nothing else with a Nova finish. She advertises as Jenny with massage and waxing.

Kitty Kat and Kay are both reportedly gone but have other girls at the same location in Fairfax apartment building. They are Thai and very attractive and provide FS with a typical Thai massage.

styMuffler;3988633]It's been a while since I've been there, but if Jenny is still available there, she's awesome! The good: She's beautiful, younger than most ladies in Nova, and she gives a very good massage. The great: Whatever you do, don't turn down the table shower. Even if you just took one at home. Jenny really shines in that respect. The bad: She'll probably turn down your marriage proposal just like she did mine.

Don't forget your tip money!

[Billary Clinto]

Long time lurker, first time posting. So I thought I would put up a few reviews in Nova.

McLean Cream Spa in McLean. Nice clean secluded place with easy parking. You do have to walk past a couple of businesses in the building to get to it. Two women there. One in her 50's with man mades. The other is in her 20's with a very slender frame. Great TS, allows roaming, and Nova finish. Can't recommend due to the doorbell constantly ringing and the masseuse having to answer the door interrupting the massage.

Gigi is an AA masseuse that typically advertises on them. She has 2 spots, one in Alexandria and one in Falls Church. She has a Serena Williams build and offers full Service. She shares the Alexandria location with Angelique. Both spots are high rises and safe.

Lucy Thai. Falls Church location in private apartment building. Nice massage with a Russian finish. That's it and there are no extras.

Jane. Vienna location in basement of an office building. She gives the best massage and is a very attractive Chinese woman in her early 30's. A little OTC roaming is allowed but nothing else with a Nova finish. She advertises as Jenny with massage and waxing.

Kitty Kat and Kay are both reportedly gone but have other girls at the same location in Fairfax apartment building. They are Thai and very attractive and provide FS with a typical Thai massage.

Great first post! I have had good experiences with Comfort Therapy on Gallows Rd in Vienna. TS available, back walking, top notch massage with standard NOVA finish. Oriental on Gallows is another solid option. Older staff but decent massage. No ts. Can you please pm or post contact info for Lucy and Jane? I recall seeing adds for Lucy in the past but not finding any now. Many thanks.

[StoopDown]

Stopped by 2 weeks ago. Figured I would TOFTT as they have changed management and names about 8 times. I called (NOTE for the N00 Bs: BURNER PHONE. Get one if you don't have one) and they said it would be an hour, which really didn't fit my schedule, so I called FW next door. Not sure what you f* at rs were up to that day, but FW was a 2 hour wait. No sooner did I hang up with FW than NP called back and said come now. Ok, let's do it.

Best news of the day for me, the MMS used to be the MMS at FW. I've spent more than a ton of time there. So she did me right and set me up with Sofia / Sophia. TS was good, except for the thin shower curtain separating the shower from the main hallway. I'm pretty sure one of you mongers saw my hairy ass. It was nice and clean by the time you caught a glimpse.

Back on the table, medium massage was well done. Good pressure, worked out some kinks. The girls came out on the ST and were lightly rubbed up and down my back. On the flip, NO NEGOTIATION (comes with having a good rep with MMS), shorts to the floor, full roaming, and well handled NOVA. Damage was. 8 +. 8, mostly as we went long on the finish.

I'll be heading back to check the rotation.

BSOT,

Stoop.

[RustyMuffler]

It's been a while since I've been there, but if Jenny is still available there, she's awesome! The good: She's beautiful, younger than most ladies in Nova, and she gives a very good massage. The great: Whatever you do, don't turn down the table shower. Even if you just took one at home. Jenny really shines in that respect. The bad: She'll probably turn down your marriage proposal just like she did mine.

Don't forget your tip money!

Any provider recommendations for mclean cream?

[JamesRussells]

Are there any non-Asian providers in the area?

[Fred86]

Any provider recommendations for mclean cream?

[Mike85]

A question for the board. Has anyone had anything other than legit at Oasis on John Marshal in Haymarket? I'm relatively new to the area and saw their sign. When I walked in it had all the signs of your typical AMP. I was offered a table shower (. 20 extra). The massage was good, the gal a relatively young Chinese, was attractive. But when I expected things to get interesting I ralized that the door was open a couple of inches, and when I motioned that she had missed an area I was told "NO touch!" If anyone has any tips pn the Haymarket / Gainesville area they would be appreciated.

You may have had Qiu, she provides an excellent massage, but nothing else. I've never asked for more, no one has ever offered. I've had 20 sessions, filled 2 cards in the last year or so.

Qiu is the best masseuse there.