Massage Parlor Reports

[Trab01]

Hola gents,

Took a dive last night against my better judgment at the Herndon S. Closer to where I was and walked there. No lights or open sign that was on that made me think they were closed. Rang the bell and was greeted by an older lady, Amanda, but not too bad on the eyes. Late 40's ish thin frame all around, little disappointing as I prefer more meat. About 6/10, maybe. I wouldn't turn her away at last call at the bar, but I wouldn't chase her either.

Anyways, . 6 for half hour. And took me to the first room. Left my tip, . 4 on the table for her when she came back in. Iopted for the softer massage which turned out to be pretty good. Light tease. On the flip immediately went to work after I pointed out my sore spots. Nice finish, but nothing memorable. No haggle either which was great. Not sure I'll be back unless someone is aware of other providers there similar to what I prefer.

Trab.

[Serpico99]

Has anyone ever had to chance to date or hook up with anAMP outside of work? If so can you PM me your experience with her?

I did, but it was a pay for play. Anyone remember Coco from Bay (now BKY) Therapy in Annandale? She was giving up BBFS to mongers and I was her one of her clients. She got her own place and I hooked up with her at her place, but for a price. All fine with me. I think she was into gambling as she use to tell me she use to stay out late and watch Korean card games in the local area and play online. That's why she probably was giving BBFS to make bigger tips and spend it on her habit.

I would never get involved with a provider who was hooked into gambling. They will end up spreading their legs for any client when they need the cash.

[PilotAviator]

To paraphrase an old saying, "ain't no such thing as free pussy. ".

If you choose the pay-to-play model, which is what this forum is all about, then your costs will generally be knowable and quantifiable. If you choose the dating relationship model, whether serious or casual, you will most likely encounter some unexpected and, at least beforehand, unknowable and unquantifiable costs.

All relationships are complicated because they involve complicated personalities and issues. The hobby is relatively simple because both you and the (adult, consenting) provider are conducting a business transaction in which you both benefit. While you might have positive feelings about a provider, and she about you, there is no true relationship involved and if you stopped seeing each other you would both move on.

So, not sure what your goal is, but my recommendation is not to mix your hobby life with your real-life relationships. Having personally dated a provider, I'd rather be waterboarded than go through that again.

And always remember that you're paying for it. It's just a matter of whether or not you know the costs in advance.

I have enjoyed many friendships -- but, for the ladies it is a business. JMS has great wisdom.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

[CaponeBone]

Read them all carefully. They all ring true to me, and I was in a relationship for 8 years. In the end she was working as "Manager" Was I really sure she did not fill in when things got busy? I tried not to think about it. If you do it don't get serious. Keep it on a FWB basis, If you can. Take care.

Remember the adage: "You can't turn a hoe into a housewife".

In other words, you can't forge a meaningful relationship that has already begun on false or dishonest pretenses (regardless of their own plight or immigration status at the time).

My advice is to re-listen to the Snoop's Doggystyle album and just keep it moving. Haha.

Plenty of better ways to meet women.

-Kip.

[David Celtic]

You think you're strong enough to "not care" that your girl is giving handjobs or worse. You might be, but at some point every new kiss, twist, smile or comment will make you wonder where she learned it? Was it a customer? Is she seeing other guys from the parlor? How many times has she done this? If she worked at a FS place how many times did she screw customers today? Am I man enough to satisfy her? Can she leave the business and start a serious relationship? What if I grow attached to her and her family and maybe her kid? Will I lose all of them if it does not work with her?

That's the easy part. Mine had some tendencies that I will leave private. My girl did not steal but what do you do when you're missing a few hundred bucks and she's the only one that's been around? How is her emotional well-being when you're questioning her all the time when things stop working? Beware of what you're signing up for. I still love my girl. She's still giving Handjobs. Even when I was paying for everything she had to go to the shop. Had to hang around the girls. I don't blame her. Humanity is a struggle.

Read them all carefully. They all ring true to me, and I was in a relationship for 8 years. In the end she was working as "Manager" Was I really sure she did not fill in when things got busy? I tried not to think about it. If you do it don't get serious. Keep it on a FWB basis, If you can. Take care.

[Tom McAn]

Dated an attractive provider at a local favorite.

From the beginning it was all about the money: pay off my debt, sign lease give me money to Invest in business.

If you aren't willing to part with large sums of money, it's over. These women may want sex outside of work but they only see men as ATM machines. You will never meet a nice girl, rescue her from the life, and live happy ever after.

I can relate all too well. Trust me, it's not worth it.

[JmSuttr]

Crystal Spa is still the name on the door, but when you run a credit card it's called why&A Spa. I met a young Chinese girl approximate 30 years of age it was very attractive, but when it came down to providing the HE She lied about everything she charge me for. We agreed upon all clothes off, kissing all over and BJ. After she charged my credit card, she only tried to do HJ fully clothed. I demand it all of my money back and she tried to talk me out of it and I said no and then I talk to the man in charge and he gave me a full refund and told me he was sorry.

Once you tip in advance, whether by cash or credit card, you lose that leverage. If the provider sticks to what you think was agreed, no problem. But if she doesn't, you have to go through a lot of drama to try to get your $ back. You were lucky to get a refund as that generally doesn't happen and depends entirely on the MMS or manager on duty. They don't want problems but they also know you're unlikely to call LE and complain about not getting your nekkid BJ.

[TheOuroboros]

Dated an attractive provider at a local favorite.

From the beginning it was all about the money: pay off my debt, sign lease give me money to Invest in business.

If you aren't willing to part with large sums of money, it's over. These women may want sex outside of work but they only see men as ATM machines. You will never meet a nice girl, rescue her from the life, and live happy ever after.

Exactly. This ain't no fucking fairy tale. I grew too close to a provider once, came by once or twice a week to get what I thought at the time was the VIP service. I thought I worked my way up passed the NOVA standard, that I was somehow different. So. Naive. I always thought man she knows the way around my junk like a pro. Well, that's because practice makes perfect and boy she was getting plenty of practice. You think it don't affect your psyche but it does and I had the sense to come through before I flew into the sun. She would squeeze me in right after seeing a customer and then there would be a customer that immediately followed after my time was up. For you Clerks fans out there, 37 in a row. You ain't special, you're a walking ATM and she might tell you otherwise but that's the way it goes. You ain't no Richard Gere and she ain't no Julia Roberts. Keep it business.

[JmSuttr]

Has anyone ever had to chance to date or hook up with anAMP outside of work? If so can you PM me your experience with her?

To paraphrase an old saying, "ain't no such thing as free pussy. ".

If you choose the pay-to-play model, which is what this forum is all about, then your costs will generally be knowable and quantifiable. If you choose the dating relationship model, whether serious or casual, you will most likely encounter some unexpected and, at least beforehand, unknowable and unquantifiable costs.

All relationships are complicated because they involve complicated personalities and issues. The hobby is relatively simple because both you and the (adult, consenting) provider are conducting a business transaction in which you both benefit. While you might have positive feelings about a provider, and she about you, there is no true relationship involved and if you stopped seeing each other you would both move on.

So, not sure what your goal is, but my recommendation is not to mix your hobby life with your real-life relationships. Having personally dated a provider, I'd rather be waterboarded than go through that again.

And always remember that you're paying for it. It's just a matter of whether or not you know the costs in advance.

[PittLover057]

It will get messy, and she won't quit her day job, which will weigh on you.

Not only that, but trust will be a HUGE HUGE issue. I am still to this day picking up the pieces of my life and trying to convince myself that I'm better off without her. I paid for EVERYTHING and she still didn't quit. Just started trying to hide it from me while stealing my money and lying. She could never break away from the other girls. I became an alcoholic and destroyed my life. Be smarter than I was. I lost everything. The love of my life, and my sanity.

[SexyD]

You think you're strong enough to "not care" that your girl is giving handjobs or worse. You might be, but at some point every new kiss, twist, smile or comment will make you wonder where she learned it? Was it a customer? Is she seeing other guys from the parlor? How many times has she done this? If she worked at a FS place how many times did she screw customers today? Am I man enough to satisfy her? Can she leave the business and start a serious relationship? What if I grow attached to her and her family and maybe her kid? Will I lose all of them if it does not work with her?

That's the easy part. Mine had some tendencies that I will leave private. My girl did not steal but what do you do when you're missing a few hundred bucks and she's the only one that's been around? How is her emotional well-being when you're questioning her all the time when things stop working? Beware of what you're signing up for. I still love my girl. She's still giving Handjobs. Even when I was paying for everything she had to go to the shop. Had to hang around the girls. I don't blame her. Humanity is a struggle.

Dated an attractive provider at a local favorite.

From the beginning it was all about the money: pay off my debt, sign lease give me money to Invest in business.

If you aren't willing to part with large sums of money, it's over. These women may want sex outside of work but they only see men as ATM machines. You will never meet a nice girl, rescue her from the life, and live happy ever after.

[Madness322]

Evening gents,

I'll be in the Herndon area for about a week. Trying to do so casual reading prep. This the right forum?

Herndon is next to Reston look at both those locations. On the Rubmaps site the locations showing an hourly fee of $80 and listed with Table Shower (click on the location and it will show a "free to look" profile) will work their best to have you leave happy, They are cautious and the more they know you the happier you will leave. A few providers provide a service without negotiating a tribute, please tip accordingly.

[MrSunnyHills]

Yes, this it the right place. After searching and browsing, you'll find a few blokes who focus on that area. Not my area.

Evening gents,

I'll be in the Herndon area for about a week. Trying to do so casual reading prep. This the right forum?

[Miketastic69]

Has anyone ever had to chance to date or hook up with anAMP outside of work? If so can you PM me your experience with her?

You think you're strong enough to "not care" that your girl is giving handjobs or worse. You might be, but at some point every new kiss, twist, smile or comment will make you wonder where she learned it? Was it a customer? Is she seeing other guys from the parlor? How many times has she done this? If she worked at a FS place how many times did she screw customers today? Am I man enough to satisfy her? Can she leave the business and start a serious relationship? What if I grow attached to her and her family and maybe her kid? Will I lose all of them if it does not work with her?

That's the easy part. Mine had some tendencies that I will leave private. My girl did not steal but what do you do when you're missing a few hundred bucks and she's the only one that's been around? How is her emotional well-being when you're questioning her all the time when things stop working? Beware of what you're signing up for. I still love my girl. She's still giving Handjobs. Even when I was paying for everything she had to go to the shop. Had to hang around the girls. I don't blame her. Humanity is a struggle.

[Trab01]

Evening gents,

I'll be in the Herndon area for about a week. Trying to do so casual reading prep. This the right forum?