Massage Parlor Reports

**CaponeBone** · 09-18-18 13:20

Originally Posted by DavidCeltic [View Original Post]

Read them all carefully. They all ring true to me, and I was in a relationship for 8 years. In the end she was working as "Manager" Was I really sure she did not fill in when things got busy? I tried not to think about it. If you do it don't get serious. Keep it on a FWB basis, If you can. Take care.

Remember the adage: "You can't turn a hoe into a housewife".

In other words, you can't forge a meaningful relationship that has already begun on false or dishonest pretenses (regardless of their own plight or immigration status at the time).

My advice is to re-listen to the Snoop's Doggystyle album and just keep it moving. Haha.

Plenty of better ways to meet women.

-Kip.

**David Celtic** · 09-18-18 13:00

Originally Posted by Miketastic69 [View Original Post]

You think you're strong enough to "not care" that your girl is giving handjobs or worse. You might be, but at some point every new kiss, twist, smile or comment will make you wonder where she learned it? Was it a customer? Is she seeing other guys from the parlor? How many times has she done this? If she worked at a FS place how many times did she screw customers today? Am I man enough to satisfy her? Can she leave the business and start a serious relationship? What if I grow attached to her and her family and maybe her kid? Will I lose all of them if it does not work with her?

That's the easy part. Mine had some tendencies that I will leave private. My girl did not steal but what do you do when you're missing a few hundred bucks and she's the only one that's been around? How is her emotional well-being when you're questioning her all the time when things stop working? Beware of what you're signing up for. I still love my girl. She's still giving Handjobs. Even when I was paying for everything she had to go to the shop. Had to hang around the girls. I don't blame her. Humanity is a struggle.

Read them all carefully. They all ring true to me, and I was in a relationship for 8 years. In the end she was working as "Manager" Was I really sure she did not fill in when things got busy? I tried not to think about it. If you do it don't get serious. Keep it on a FWB basis, If you can. Take care.

**Tom McAn** · 09-18-18 12:38

Originally Posted by SexyD [View Original Post]

Dated an attractive provider at a local favorite.

From the beginning it was all about the money: pay off my debt, sign lease give me money to Invest in business.

If you aren't willing to part with large sums of money, it's over. These women may want sex outside of work but they only see men as ATM machines. You will never meet a nice girl, rescue her from the life, and live happy ever after.

I can relate all too well. Trust me, it's not worth it.

**JmSuttr** · 09-18-18 10:41

Originally Posted by LetsGiveItATry [View Original Post]

Crystal Spa is still the name on the door, but when you run a credit card it's called why&A Spa. I met a young Chinese girl approximate 30 years of age it was very attractive, but when it came down to providing the HE She lied about everything she charge me for. We agreed upon all clothes off, kissing all over and BJ. After she charged my credit card, she only tried to do HJ fully clothed. I demand it all of my money back and she tried to talk me out of it and I said no and then I talk to the man in charge and he gave me a full refund and told me he was sorry.

Once you tip in advance, whether by cash or credit card, you lose that leverage. If the provider sticks to what you think was agreed, no problem. But if she doesn't, you have to go through a lot of drama to try to get your $ back. You were lucky to get a refund as that generally doesn't happen and depends entirely on the MMS or manager on duty. They don't want problems but they also know you're unlikely to call LE and complain about not getting your nekkid BJ.

**TheOuroboros** · 09-18-18 10:18

Originally Posted by SexyD [View Original Post]

Dated an attractive provider at a local favorite.

From the beginning it was all about the money: pay off my debt, sign lease give me money to Invest in business.

If you aren't willing to part with large sums of money, it's over. These women may want sex outside of work but they only see men as ATM machines. You will never meet a nice girl, rescue her from the life, and live happy ever after.

Exactly. This ain't no fucking fairy tale. I grew too close to a provider once, came by once or twice a week to get what I thought at the time was the VIP service. I thought I worked my way up passed the NOVA standard, that I was somehow different. So. Naive. I always thought man she knows the way around my junk like a pro. Well, that's because practice makes perfect and boy she was getting plenty of practice. You think it don't affect your psyche but it does and I had the sense to come through before I flew into the sun. She would squeeze me in right after seeing a customer and then there would be a customer that immediately followed after my time was up. For you Clerks fans out there, 37 in a row. You ain't special, you're a walking ATM and she might tell you otherwise but that's the way it goes. You ain't no Richard Gere and she ain't no Julia Roberts. Keep it business.

**JmSuttr** · 09-18-18 09:50

Originally Posted by ShortMan22 [View Original Post]

Has anyone ever had to chance to date or hook up with anAMP outside of work? If so can you PM me your experience with her?

To paraphrase an old saying, "ain't no such thing as free pussy. ".

If you choose the pay-to-play model, which is what this forum is all about, then your costs will generally be knowable and quantifiable. If you choose the dating relationship model, whether serious or casual, you will most likely encounter some unexpected and, at least beforehand, unknowable and unquantifiable costs.

All relationships are complicated because they involve complicated personalities and issues. The hobby is relatively simple because both you and the (adult, consenting) provider are conducting a business transaction in which you both benefit. While you might have positive feelings about a provider, and she about you, there is no true relationship involved and if you stopped seeing each other you would both move on.

So, not sure what your goal is, but my recommendation is not to mix your hobby life with your real-life relationships. Having personally dated a provider, I'd rather be waterboarded than go through that again.

And always remember that you're paying for it. It's just a matter of whether or not you know the costs in advance.

**PittLover057** · 09-18-18 08:56

Originally Posted by Mike85 [View Original Post]

It will get messy, and she won't quit her day job, which will weigh on you.

Not only that, but trust will be a HUGE HUGE issue. I am still to this day picking up the pieces of my life and trying to convince myself that I'm better off without her. I paid for EVERYTHING and she still didn't quit. Just started trying to hide it from me while stealing my money and lying. She could never break away from the other girls. I became an alcoholic and destroyed my life. Be smarter than I was. I lost everything. The love of my life, and my sanity.

**SexyD** · 09-18-18 05:13

Originally Posted by Miketastic69 [View Original Post]

You think you're strong enough to "not care" that your girl is giving handjobs or worse. You might be, but at some point every new kiss, twist, smile or comment will make you wonder where she learned it? Was it a customer? Is she seeing other guys from the parlor? How many times has she done this? If she worked at a FS place how many times did she screw customers today? Am I man enough to satisfy her? Can she leave the business and start a serious relationship? What if I grow attached to her and her family and maybe her kid? Will I lose all of them if it does not work with her?

That's the easy part. Mine had some tendencies that I will leave private. My girl did not steal but what do you do when you're missing a few hundred bucks and she's the only one that's been around? How is her emotional well-being when you're questioning her all the time when things stop working? Beware of what you're signing up for. I still love my girl. She's still giving Handjobs. Even when I was paying for everything she had to go to the shop. Had to hang around the girls. I don't blame her. Humanity is a struggle.

Dated an attractive provider at a local favorite.

From the beginning it was all about the money: pay off my debt, sign lease give me money to Invest in business.

If you aren't willing to part with large sums of money, it's over. These women may want sex outside of work but they only see men as ATM machines. You will never meet a nice girl, rescue her from the life, and live happy ever after.

**Madness322** · 09-17-18 21:53

Originally Posted by Trab01 [View Original Post]

Evening gents,

I'll be in the Herndon area for about a week. Trying to do so casual reading prep. This the right forum?

Herndon is next to Reston look at both those locations. On the Rubmaps site the locations showing an hourly fee of $80 and listed with Table Shower (click on the location and it will show a "free to look" profile) will work their best to have you leave happy, They are cautious and the more they know you the happier you will leave. A few providers provide a service without negotiating a tribute, please tip accordingly.

**MrSunnyHills** · 09-17-18 21:16

Yes, this it the right place. After searching and browsing, you'll find a few blokes who focus on that area. Not my area.

Originally Posted by Trab01 [View Original Post]

Evening gents,

I'll be in the Herndon area for about a week. Trying to do so casual reading prep. This the right forum?

**Miketastic69** · 09-17-18 20:12

Originally Posted by ShortMan22 [View Original Post]

Has anyone ever had to chance to date or hook up with anAMP outside of work? If so can you PM me your experience with her?

You think you're strong enough to "not care" that your girl is giving handjobs or worse. You might be, but at some point every new kiss, twist, smile or comment will make you wonder where she learned it? Was it a customer? Is she seeing other guys from the parlor? How many times has she done this? If she worked at a FS place how many times did she screw customers today? Am I man enough to satisfy her? Can she leave the business and start a serious relationship? What if I grow attached to her and her family and maybe her kid? Will I lose all of them if it does not work with her?

That's the easy part. Mine had some tendencies that I will leave private. My girl did not steal but what do you do when you're missing a few hundred bucks and she's the only one that's been around? How is her emotional well-being when you're questioning her all the time when things stop working? Beware of what you're signing up for. I still love my girl. She's still giving Handjobs. Even when I was paying for everything she had to go to the shop. Had to hang around the girls. I don't blame her. Humanity is a struggle.

**Trab01** · 09-17-18 19:57

Evening gents,

I'll be in the Herndon area for about a week. Trying to do so casual reading prep. This the right forum?

**Bunker Buster** · 09-17-18 18:30

Burners won't protect you from 'Enemy of the State' level surveillance, but that's not the goal anyway. Burners will protect you from texts your SO might see, illegal activity the providers are involved in, and bad intentions on the part of providers or their associates.

If a provider is busted and LE gets her phone, you don't want them to have the phone number connected to your name in the data they download. Even worse, if a provider is involved in drug trafficking or something bad happens to her, you don't want your name (or business name) involved, and you don't want to be contacted and questioned either.

If things go sour with the provider, you don't need her to be able to connect your phone number to your real identity, which could be used for extortion, blackmail, or other harassment.

**OneHitWonders** · 09-17-18 16:55

A brown-haired young woman who looked to be in her very early 30's introduced herself as Bebe and said that she would be my therapist. Very nice moment spent there! I can not say enough good things about Bebe. It was a great decision, as I LOVED the experience. The massage itself was dreamy. She is VERY gifted. By "gifted" I mean Very Busty, Slim, with show-stopping appearance. I did not want it to end. I went out very relaxed!! I wish I could do it every week!

**LoveDemAzn** · 09-17-18 16:54

Originally Posted by HerbB [View Original Post]

Does anyone have any insights for Asian Fantasy Bodywork in Sterling? Seems to be pretty new. Advertise on RM with $. 6 per hr. Quite steep for an AMP.

Never been there, the price seem like tips is include in the price.