Massage Parlor Reports

[Mandane]

Drove by my ATF: H on Lee Hwy, where I had many dreams of being treated like a king by lovely k-girls.

Looks like it's closed.

I saw a post on Bedpage that HBW would be opening again soon "under new management. " Given past quality FS experiences there I'm not sure if that will necessarily be a good thing.

[Amp Bum]

'was driving through Annandale, westbound 236, and saw a sign on the side of the road for a $39 massage special so I pulled over to take a look. This place is in the basement of a 3-story office building, and the entrance is shared with another tenant. It's a bait & switch place: once I walked in, I was shown the price list, ranging from $39 all the way up to $79. It's Chinese-run and I assumed the presence of a male therapist meant that it's legit. The interior is akin to what you'd see at foot massages. I might have tried if I was in need of some acupressure, but I decided to pass.

Now on to the better part of the report.

As I was heading out, I noticed signs plugged in the grass that advertised a massage place on the opposite side of the same building. This other place is on the top floor of that building. Since I was already there, I figured why not take a look so upstairs I go. There is a doorbell but the door was open, and I am met by an early 30's K-gal. She's stockier than the K-gals that I'm used to but not BBW. At least by my standards. There is no TS. The ceilings are quite high so no back walking. TBH the massage was average, and 30 minutes in she began an extended session of teasing. She then had me flip for more teasing. After the finish, there was more massage and then I was on my way. She initially fought off the OTC roaming, but then allowed limited top and ample rear. If a nice decor and atmosphere is your thing, I might suggest not going here. The place looks as if it hasn't been updated in at least 10 years. As for why this is titled the Budget AMP, the damage was. 5 for 1 hour + . 4 tip which is a new record minimum for me. I was in & out in 55 minutes.

[VChase]

Yup, I had to learn the hard way as well. Unfortunately, I was unable to play it off. Never quite recovered. There are burner apps as well that you can use but becauseI was caught SO routinely goes through phone so an app won't work either.

If I were you, I'd leave the burner at work or somewhere like the gym locker room. Never bring it home!

Stay Safe,
Vance.

I second that! Got brave (stupid) used my normal number and a provider texted the next day SO saw it and says "what's this! Geez how'd they get my number? Use an app or a burner. Be safe.

[Eerock]

The only instance I can recall in the past 20 years of one AMP trying to sabotage a competitor was at the two establishments at 1829 M Street NW. The good one was located on the 2nd Floor, and the not-so-good one was located on the 3rd Floor. Sometimes, the MMS of the 3rd Floor establishment would try to "intercept" a monger going to the 2nd Floor establishment. She'd "psst" from the landing between the 2nd and 3rd Floors. Aside from this example, though, I've not heard of any AMPs trying to sabotage one another.

The Russian place in Bethesda, still there I believe, used to include in their ads to be sure not to be waylaid by the women from the nail spa below. Eventually the nail spa got busted and was closed, with some pointing the finger at the Russian place. Though the comments on the nails spa's Yelp page from women commenting on men being take to the backroom couldn't have helped either.

[NyHornet]

Going to spa world in Centreville soon.

Anything nearby? Shoot me a PM.

That is legit only, but several other places within mile or two. Google Rubmaps Centreville and get an address.

[JamesRussells]

Going to spa world in Centreville soon.

Anything nearby? Shoot me a PM.

[Sky Ryder]

Hello All,

A grateful shout out to Lohkey and Romin' Roman for taking the time to reply to my requests last week. I wasn't able to connect, but did find my way to K&J Wellness in Reston. It turned out to be quite a nice session. I enjoyed the talents of Johann and will repeat at my next opportunity. Nice massage and she is not afraid to participate as well.

I left a very happy man, because she made sure that my needs were fully met with a minimum of trouble. The next time I am close by, this place will be high on list of things to experience!

Thanks to everyone that replied. If ever in HK or another Asia locale, let me know and I will steer you to fun!

Sky.

[WhiteLake830]

This is a good example of why you should use a BURNER PHONE for any communication. ....to ever avoid an embarrassing situations. I talk from experience.

Play safe,

HG2.

I second that! Got brave (stupid) used my normal number and a provider texted the next day SO saw it and says "what's this! Geez how'd they get my number? Use an app or a burner. Be safe.

[HotPatatoe1972]

I went to see Sara about three weeks ago, wonderful. Just as everyone has said. TS is great, massage was great as well. She worked some tight muscles, very strong hands. She also works the massage as a great tease; slowly getting on your back and purposely moving around. The place is very nice, especially room 1. It's huge has a table, two chairs a small table and credenza. It's like a parlor in an old house. I didn't mind the no cradle for your head, but she gave me a cradle for my feet as I was face down to lift them of the table. The ST has got to be the best, it is very light and she like to roam. The finish was great, light touch on that drove me crazy. This was $. 6.

After that All I could do was think about her, went back Monday after a bad weekend, and a sore back. She worked my shoulders hard, walk on back was great. She actually popped by back and my shoulders, I felt great even before the ST. This time I got the full show, as she gave me a CBJ. She has smooth skin, very nice body. $. 8 gave her some extra. She was asking questions about other places. I just answered and told her she is the best. She asked me to tell friends.

So I was on board yesterday, reading the posts, saw this one again and just had to. Went back last night, after a quick TS and 5-10 minute rubdown. I got a 35 minute ST, with B2 B. I was hurting for flip and ended with a 10 minute BBBJ. Funny part was as I was getting dressed she asked if I was LE. I told her no, it thought it was funny to ask after. One note on the parking, there is a lot of activity around the 5 - 6 time frame, people leaving, standing out side other buildings for a smoke, I just parked on the side (kind of a circular driveway) and walked in that way.

Only thing I would like to find now is a good Nuru.

I'd like to add my voice to make this a full-on Barbershop Quartet singing the praises of Sara. She's an amazing woman with a beautiful face, nice shoulder length hair, and a firm, rockin' body. She is a natural beauty with very strong hands and a fun personality who will make sure you leave happy and satisfied with your visit to Barnie.

Barnie appears to be a one K-girl shop. So if the phone rings or someone comes to the door, Sara's it. The spa is in a strip mall setting on Backlick Rd. In Annandale or Springfield, I'm not quite sure which one. Details: Plenty of parking in an off-street lot. Foyer with a doorbell inside the outside door. Very nice and clean inside. Smells fresh. Clean linens. Comfortable table, but no cradle for your head, just a slit in the table. Clean table shower. Warm water. Comfortable ambient temperature.

After a very thorough and exciting TS, I too had the no oil / lotion massage. I was surprised that she massaged me through the towel. Very good massage, but not fantastic. Definitely worthwhile, just not quite CMT level. However, it is the teasing and ST that will leave you almost begging for the flip. Once I turned over, it was absolutely blissful. Sara's sensuous, soft skin is divine.

Sara speaks good English and can carry on a nice conversation if you want. And she is the kind of lady who will work with you once she feels safe and comfortable. So if she gets hung up asking you a lot a questions early on, just be patient and answer them. It will be worth it.

I hope she sticks around for a while because I plan to become one of her "regulars".

Be nice, be generous, and be safe.

RM.

[Happy Guy 2]

I went by Monday and it is closed, as in empty and gone. I tried their phone number and hung up after 8 rings. A short time later, I received a text saying sorry for missing your call and explained that the landlord no longer wanted a massage place in his building. They are looking for another location in Gainesville or nearby. I requested they not text again. .

This is a good example of why you should use a BURNER PHONE for any communication. ....to ever avoid an embarrassing situations. I talk from experience.

Play safe,

HG2.

[VaPlay]

The only instance I can recall in the past 20 years of one AMP trying to sabotage a competitor was at the two establishments at 1829 M Street NW. The good one was located on the 2nd Floor, and the not-so-good one was located on the 3rd Floor. Sometimes, the MMS of the 3rd Floor establishment would try to "intercept" a monger going to the 2nd Floor establishment. She'd "psst" from the landing between the 2nd and 3rd Floors. Aside from this example, though, I've not heard of any AMPs trying to sabotage one another.

LMAO RR, I can remember like it was yesterday leaving Camelot. That was the best location for an AMP.

[Roamin Roman]

Has anyone ever heard of AMPs sabotaging each other? With 3 in that office park I don't think it is out of the question.

The only instance I can recall in the past 20 years of one AMP trying to sabotage a competitor was at the two establishments at 1829 M Street NW. The good one was located on the 2nd Floor, and the not-so-good one was located on the 3rd Floor. Sometimes, the MMS of the 3rd Floor establishment would try to "intercept" a monger going to the 2nd Floor establishment. She'd "psst" from the landing between the 2nd and 3rd Floors. Aside from this example, though, I've not heard of any AMPs trying to sabotage one another.

[Fred86]

Went to try this place out the other day. Decent massage with no bonus or ts. Great price for a legit massage though.

YMMV.

The place is a second floor location with narrow halls. The smell is unremarkable, but the place is dark.

When I got to the door I was greeted by an older Chinese woman who ushered me into a room and brought a "young" girl in for the massage.

This girl was probably in her mid 40's, looks were about a 5. Little English, little trouble communicating.

[Member #5834]

Try #6 Andy. I have been a few times since my first visit early in the summer and the service keeps getting better and better. They seem to be pretty skeptical, but offer excellent service for regulars.

#4 has been closed for awhile.

[Member #5834]

Thanks, Huntz. I appreciate the kind words. Now, you've got a template to use for your next visit to any of our local AMPs.

Seriously, feel free to plagiarize my format and use it for your own reports. I certainly won't mind, and it'll make all of our reports more comprehensive, as you note.

Roman.

Yeah, you set the standard. I will do this for the cherubic place soon.

Another site had a report of something OTHER than standard NOVA there. But newbie and that was their only report. Has anyone ever heard of AMPs sabotaging each other? With 3 in that office park I don't think it is out of the question.

Happy mongering and be nice to the ladies.