Escort Reports

[AsnMonger]

LF seems to be having at least one nice Chinese. Yiyi was pretty good. They have a k-girl currently, although they are having her operate in hotel adjacent to normal condo. I seem to be out of the Thai loop these days. I have one regular, but the young ones seem to be gone. How I miss the Viet girls.

I was actually disappointed with yiyi as she tried to upsell, but whatever. Current k-girl is okay, kinda shy, maybe cause I usually communicate with my rudimentary Chinese and couldn't really communicate well with the k-girl. Pics of her is accurate but I think just a tad outdated, give or take +5 to 10 lbs.

Been trying to get verified with BL and asiangem lately. Hope they pull thru for me. Love them spinner k-girls.

[JmSuttr]

One outfit which charges 140/160 with 40 extras operates a bit differently. Their webpage does show photos, half accurate half sometimes not. Their calls are actually routed to the long timer at the condo.

But, unless you know the specific outfit in advance (through forum reports, etc.), you're more likely to get one of the generic crapshoot places. Feel free to post the specifics of the outfit to which you're referring, if you have a mind to, or perhaps how to recognize their ads.

[Zingie]

Asian crapshoot ads are easy to spot because they feature TGTBT pics and promise every ultra-GFE service under the sun for the bargain price of 130/160.

The best info about these places can be found by searching (keyword: crapshoot) for the numerous discussions that have taken place in the past. But, for those who are newer to the forum, here's the quick and dirty version:

1. These are high-volume operations that care little about customer service or developing regular clients.

2. You will never be speaking (or texting) directly to any of the providers. The scheduler will usually be at some remote location, such as NYC.

3. Everything in the ad, except for the location and the phone number, is fake and is designed for the sole purpose of getting you to call. There are no Japanese twin college students waiting to give you a co-shower with BBBJ. I repeat: Everything. Is. Fake.

4. When you call or text, the scheduler will tell you anything to get you to visit. Think of this as a verbal version of the misrepresentations in the written ad.

5. When you get to the apt and a woman answers the door, there will almost always be other women available. Even if that woman, or the scheduler, insists she is the only one available, it is almost certainly a lie. The other women might be busy with another client, or hiding behind a screen or in another room, but they are there.

6. Neither the woman who answers the door, nor any others in the apt, will look anything like the ad pics. Whether they are ugly or attractive, young or old, slender or fat, is truly a roll of the dice. They also move around often so, even if you visit the next day, there's no guarantee the same providers will be there. Hence the "crapshoot" designation.

7. 9 times out of 10 the entire menu of service consists of a short backrub followed by a flip, CBJ or HJ to get you ready, and CFS. The average elapsed time for a session is probably around 15-20 minutes. And most schedulers will start the clock when they text you to come up and they will call the girl when, by their too-fast clock, they think your time's up.

8. Arguing with any of the providers, about anything (price, svc, quality, etc.), is a complete waste of time. She won't have a clue as to what was said in the ad or by the scheduler and her English will either be rudimentary or non-existent. All that will happen is that she will get angry or upset and you will look like a jerk.

9. Arguing with the scheduler is also usually a fool's errand, with one exception. If you can get an immediate discount for the session you just booked, take it and count it as a win. Any promise of a future discount or upgrade is bogus and will never materialize.

10. Your cash, and your willingness to hang onto it and walk away, is your only leverage. Once you hand it over your leverage evaporates. For that reason any negotiation you undertake with the scheduler needs to take place before you hand over the cash.

That's enough for now. Let me pause here to allow other experienced members to weigh in with their own observations.

After reading the above one might ask whether there's any value at all to be found in visiting a crapshoot place. The answer is a qualified "it depends" and I'll post more about that, and about strategies for improving your odds, in a followup to this post.

Until then, stay safe and always think with the big head.

One outfit which charges 140/160 with 40 extras operates a bit differently. Their webpage does show photos, half accurate half sometimes not. Their calls are actually routed to the long timer at the condo.

[Zingie]

Reading some of the recent commentary on the Asian crapshoot ads, the only crapshoot ad that I found to be excellent were the ads posted for Asian girls in the apartments across from the Fairoaks Mall. The one time I went there, I had a very attractive Chinese girl (probably in her 20's). She enjoyed my DATY on her and her body was very nice. Pretty face. This was last Summer.

They've been having at least one nice young asian, although there may be a rotation where they may have a little meatier on the bones ones. They rotate frequently, though, a little over a week. They have a decent k-girl at the moment, but operating at hotel down street from condo.

[Zingie]

LF seems to be having at least one nice Chinese. Yiyi was pretty good. They have a k-girl currently, although they are having her operate in hotel adjacent to normal condo. I seem to be out of the Thai loop these days. I have one regular, but the young ones seem to be gone. How I miss the Viet girls.

[VaPlay]

I will do that as soon as I have any other info.

Messaged her on her Wechat but no reply yet. She's comms dark at the moment, hopefully on a plane.

[Kijimuna]

Not sure it's the same Apple previously discussed. Thought I'd post and see if anyone has anything to add before I TOFTT.

https://www.bedpage.com/backpage-nov...423700/6256448

Q.

I have heard good things about her, but have not had a chance to see here.

[Birdo]

If Joyce returns, please let us know.

I will do that as soon as I have any other info.

[NyHornet]

September.

If Joyce returns, please let us know.

[Quriusmrk]

Not sure it's the same Apple previously discussed. Thought I'd post and see if anyone has anything to add before I TOFTT.

https://www.bedpage.com/backpage-nov...423700/6256448

Q.

[MrSunnyHills]

I know in LA, some of the WeChat ads end up being handlers who have a good set of gals. Curious if anyone has come across a WeChat "Erin" around Mosaic District. My assumption is it would be the same as the ads. Total crapshoot, but wondered if someone else has tried. I may TOFTT, but unfortunately am traveling for awhile, so who knows if "she" will say around.

Reading some of the recent commentary on the Asian crapshoot ads, the only crapshoot ad that I found to be excellent were the ads posted for Asian girls in the apartments across from the Fairoaks Mall. The one time I went there, I had a very attractive Chinese girl (probably in her 20's). She enjoyed my DATY on her and her body was very nice. Pretty face. This was last Summer.

[Tom McAn]

When last time someone seen her? Notice ad on E site but for Springfield. Normally Tyson's and Gallows area since leaving landmark area 8 yrs ago. And her doubles were with another smaller white massue. Thought they were lovers. Demi use to escort hard in her day but HJ happy endings for years only now.

As I've previously stated, I last saw Demi about seven or eight years ago when she was known as Juicy Jenna. She offered FS on a future visit for $ on top of her original donation, which I believe was $. 6 back in the day. I didn't take her up on the offer because not long afterward I saw another attractive MILF who gave me a nice massage plus FS for the same fee that Demi / Jenna charged for a FBSM w / HJ. Of course, Demi is still around while the other gal has long since retired. If anyone has more recent info on Demi, please feel free to speak up.

[Johnnyjeffers]

When last time someone seen her? Notice ad on E site but for Springfield. Normally Tyson's and Gallows area since leaving landmark area 8 yrs ago. And her doubles were with another smaller white massue. Thought they were lovers. Demi use to escort hard in her day but HJ happy endings for years only now.

Was a couple of months ago in Vienna, but she has moved to Springfield. Saw Lexi there and saw Demi on the way out. No complaints about Demi if you don't mind limited menu. Standard nova with prostate. Not young but as advertised, friendly and doesn't short you for time. I finished early and was offered additional massage. Perhaps a bit pricey but I enjoyed.

[Serpico99]

Reading some of the recent commentary on the Asian crapshoot ads, the only crapshoot ad that I found to be excellent were the ads posted for Asian girls in the apartments across from the Fairoaks Mall. The one time I went there, I had a very attractive Chinese girl (probably in her 20's). She enjoyed my DATY on her and her body was very nice. Pretty face. This was last Summer.

[Metloaf]

Demi Diamonds.

When last time someone seen her? Notice ad on E site but for Springfield. Normally Tyson's and Gallows area since leaving landmark area 8 yrs ago. And her doubles were with another smaller white massue. Thought they were lovers. Demi use to escort hard in her day but HJ happy endings for years only now.