Escort Reports

[NyHornet]

There are some very knowledgeable fellows on here whom I enjoy reading their posts. There are too many to name, but I definitely put JmSuttr and Tom McAn in the "trusted seniors" category. (And there are several more. Indeed the NOVA boards are lucky to have such a number of great guys.) I really appreciate the advice and counsel they share on these boards.

Here's something I've gleaned based on reading experienced guys' like these posts. When I go to the Asian crapshoot or an AMP, I plan on seeing a middle aged, or even older, average looking woman with a pudgy body. Definitely not the beautiful young lady in the ad. That way, finding a cute girl or even a butterface behind the door is a pleasant surprise. If you try this strategy, you should hardly ever be disappointed.

Best of luck to you all.

The Nova Thai ladies are the exception. They are almost always attractive (sometimes gorgeous) and many times on the younger side. Menus, cost and performance may vary, but they are consistently attractive in my experience.

[Utwogood]

I TFTT. I responded to an Asian ad for $ .6 for the whole bit (tip not necessary / worthy). I learned that the provider is oblivious to the services advertised. There was no DFK, kissing, co-shower, body slide, roaming, communication, and the worst GFE. Five minutes into the session she mechanically protected me and motioned to FS. I was not having it. The woman did not look anything like the picture that was sent to me (not in the ad). If it was of the same person then the provider let herself go years ago. She said she was two years in the business from China. With difficulty I was able to stretch the session to about 45 min- asking for more massage and was able to get a CBJ. After session I echoed this back to the provider and she did not understand at all what I was saying and I left. A brief conversation with the "boss" about false advertising only got me a reply to say that the Falls Church location was better (I was in Vienna / Maple Ave).

In case there are anyone out there that has thought about these flamboyant Asian ads and was wondering- I would say forget it. This happened to me one other time last year but the provider was not Asian. But I figured its not these imported women who come over for the money only. The "bosses" just exploit these women. I was still respectful to her the whole time and even gave her a pat on the head before leaving.

Yeah, we all know it too well. My enjoyment rate with them was about 25%.

I've only had one nice experience with a lady in her late 20's. While I'm down there DATY / FIV, she's pretending to talk on the phone. Strange but it worked! One time I found a young lady in her early 20's and thought I'd hit the jackpot. But the poor thing was afraid of me. She squirmed every time I touched her. Instant boner killer. Then, I responded to one fake pic ad and the woman had to be in her mid-50's. She looked like George Takei with longer hair and makeup, and I only stayed because someone else flaked. I don't know how but I banged her straight into next week. The next week I responded to a different fake pic ad and ended up with George Takei AGAIN! But this time she remembered me and pretty much let me do whatever I wanted.

The worse thing for me is that, unlike the latinas, I cannot communicate with the Chinese ones. I think that would really go a long way to developing some sort of bond or connection. So in a strange way, I totally get why we get so-so or bad service. I've always done better at the Korean AMPs over the crapshoots, but ever since Downtown in DC left (the Golden Age), these women are now older too. But they get so surprised by my rudimentary Korean that it actually loosens them up.

People may not agree, but in my experience with Asians, the Asian-American girls (esp. From Cali) that do this actually do a much better job than the crapshoot places. I've met so many chill ones over the years.

[Lohkey]

There are some very knowledgeable fellows on here whom I enjoy reading their posts. There are too many to name, but I definitely put JmSuttr and Tom McAn in the "trusted seniors" category. (And there are several more. Indeed the NOVA boards are lucky to have such a number of great guys.) I really appreciate the advice and counsel they share on these boards.

Here's something I've gleaned based on reading experienced guys' like these posts. When I go to the Asian crapshoot or an AMP, I plan on seeing a middle aged, or even older, average looking woman with a pudgy body. Definitely not the beautiful young lady in the ad. That way, finding a cute girl or even a butterface behind the door is a pleasant surprise. If you try this you should hardly ever be disappointed.

Best of luck to you all.

Overall the asians are best seen in md unless you have privledged info.

I also would like to thank the fellas on this board. I feel we have a good number of trusted men that share intel. For all you lurkers who just like to read, its on us to weed out the bad apples/providers. That way the word will get out there. Don't come to nova with bulls**t. And well keep the lousy providers somewhere else. The more we report the better we ALL are going to options. Remember folks, we are the ones holding the cards not them. I don't care how special they are!!

[RustyMuffler]

There are some very knowledgeable fellows on here whom I enjoy reading their posts. There are too many to name, but I definitely put JmSuttr and Tom McAn in the "trusted seniors" category. (And there are several more. Indeed the NOVA boards are lucky to have such a number of great guys.) I really appreciate the advice and counsel they share on these boards.

Here's something I've gleaned based on reading experienced guys' like these posts. When I go to the Asian crapshoot or an AMP, I plan on seeing a middle aged, or even older, average looking woman with a pudgy body. Definitely not the beautiful young lady in the ad. That way, finding a cute girl or even a butterface behind the door is a pleasant surprise. If you try this strategy, you should hardly ever be disappointed.

Best of luck to you all.

JmSuttr's advice should be heeded. He said it better than I could.

In my past experience with the Asian crapshoot, I've had a couple of hits and the rest were misses. But even the providers who performed well looked nothing like the young, attractive models in the ad photos. Figure on seeing an OK-looking MILF at best, and don't be surprised if you see Granny instead.

[Lohkey]

Just left tysons from seeing a pair of brazilian goddesses. 305-850-0846. The two girl special is to die for. Vannessa is a tall lightskinned almost caucasian thick but good video vixen thick photos could be her . Anita is a dark very well built woman. Their two girl special is amazing and worth every penny. I'm coming back to see each seperately. Extras are on the menu. Treat these girls good as this is thier inaugural visit. Seniors dm for more info. This is definitely a diamond in rough. I dont like to go into detail about details because my experience has been a definite ymmv with every single provider. What ill say is extras are available. Theyre are sharing a room and youll ask why such a great review.... im on here a lot and while my posts arent the most informative i can at least give you some info and assure you they arent leos. These girls are tge reason i am a hobbyist.

[Tom McAn]

Thanks for the report, brother Nero. I've always looked at those ads and wondered. As you say, they look TGTBT, and I guess that's it.

Peace,

Jose.

JmSuttr's advice should be heeded. He said it better than I could.

In my past experience with the Asian crapshoot, I've had a couple of hits and the rest were misses. But even the providers who performed well looked nothing like the young, attractive models in the ad photos. Figure on seeing an OK-looking MILF at best, and don't be surprised if you see Granny instead.

[Jose Cuervo]

I TFTT. I responded to an Asian ad for $ .6 for the whole bit (tip not necessary / worthy). I learned that the provider is oblivious to the services advertised. There was no DFK, kissing, co-shower, body slide, roaming, communication, and the worst GFE. (...)
In case there are anyone out there that has thought about these flamboyant Asian ads and was wondering- I would say forget it.

Thanks for the report, brother Nero. I've always looked at those ads and wondered. As you say, they look TGTBT, and I guess that's it.

Peace,

Jose.

[JmSuttr]

Went to an asain crapshoot out of centreville 540 area code. Stay away unless you want a chubby asain novelty notch on the ol headboard.

Is that every visit is truly a roll of the dice. The women rotate often so the chubby Asian you saw might be on her way to another apartment or back to NY or somewhere else. And the woman who replaces her could conceivably be that "diamond in the rough" that most mongers love to find.

Because it's a crapshoot, it's only worth playing if you know how to increase your odds. If you don't then you'll crap out pretty much every time.

All those strategies have been discussed, at length, and a forum search will find them. FWIW, I've had some memorable sessions with crapshoot providers so it's not a hopeless cause if you do your homework before you play.

[Lohkey]

Went to an asain crapshoot out of centreville 540 area code. Stay away unless you want a chubby asain novelty notch on the ol headboard.

[Sexingit]

Google the # had a desire for a black girl. She is mild bbw with the best BBBJ I've ever had in and out of mongering.

I'd like to know the damage please?

[DcManLive]

Which Demi does she share the place with? Is it Demi Diamonds (https://www.eros.com/washington_dc/files/769943.htm) or a different Demi?

Reason I ask is that a year or so ago I saw a Demi Davis. Short blonde "pixie" haircut, piercings and lots of tats. And it was one of the top sessions I've ever had. Then some weeks later she up and disappeared. She had like 6 or so reviews and I never saw any more. Been keeping an eye open for her.

Demi Diamonds.

[JmSuttr]

Any of you guys being redirected to "ibackpage" despite clicking on a bedpage link?

That's been happening periodically. Usually after a few hours bedpage comes back online. Although sometimes it can be down for as much as a day or so.

Not sure what their problem is but iBackpage, at least at this point, has zero content that isn't spam. Bedpage has it's share of spam but it also has real ads.

[JmSuttr]

I TFTT. I responded to an Asian ad for $ .6 for the whole bit (tip not necessary / worthy). I learned that the provider is oblivious to the services advertised. There was no DFK, kissing, co-shower, body slide, roaming, communication, and the worst GFE. Five minutes into the session she mechanically protected me and motioned to FS. I was not having it. The woman did not look anything like the picture that was sent to me (not in the ad). If it was of the same person then the provider let herself go years ago. She said she was two years in the business from China. With difficulty I was able to stretch the session to about 45 min- asking for more massage and was able to get a CBJ. After session I echoed this back to the provider and she did not understand at all what I was saying and I left. A brief conversation with the "boss" about false advertising only got me a reply to say that the Falls Church location was better (I was in Vienna / Maple Ave).

In case there are anyone out there that has thought about these flamboyant Asian ads and was wondering- I would say forget it. This happened to me one other time last year but the provider was not Asian. But I figured its not these imported women who come over for the money only. The "bosses" just exploit these women. I was still respectful to her the whole time and even gave her a pat on the head before leaving.

These outfits have been around forever. Search the forum for "crapshoot" and you'll find lots of info. There are a few strategies you can use to tilt the odds (a bit) in your favor.

There are also Latina crapshoot places. Different ethnicity but same principles apply.

[NeroMancer01]

I TFTT. I responded to an Asian ad for $ .6 for the whole bit (tip not necessary / worthy). I learned that the provider is oblivious to the services advertised. There was no DFK, kissing, co-shower, body slide, roaming, communication, and the worst GFE. Five minutes into the session she mechanically protected me and motioned to FS. I was not having it. The woman did not look anything like the picture that was sent to me (not in the ad). If it was of the same person then the provider let herself go years ago. She said she was two years in the business from China. With difficulty I was able to stretch the session to about 45 min- asking for more massage and was able to get a CBJ. After session I echoed this back to the provider and she did not understand at all what I was saying and I left. A brief conversation with the "boss" about false advertising only got me a reply to say that the Falls Church location was better (I was in Vienna / Maple Ave).

In case there are anyone out there that has thought about these flamboyant Asian ads and was wondering- I would say forget it. This happened to me one other time last year but the provider was not Asian. But I figured its not these imported women who come over for the money only. The "bosses" just exploit these women. I was still respectful to her the whole time and even gave her a pat on the head before leaving.

[Shier]

Which Demi does she share the place with? Is it Demi Diamonds (https://www.eros.com/washington_dc/files/769943.htm) or a different Demi?

Reason I ask is that a year or so ago I saw a Demi Davis. Short blonde "pixie" haircut, piercings and lots of tats. And it was one of the top sessions I've ever had. Then some weeks later she up and disappeared. She had like 6 or so reviews and I never saw any more. Been keeping an eye open for her.

I finally got around to seeing her a few days ago. Your comments were almost exactly like my experience. Her pictures are accurate, I don't know if they are her or not but if they are I think they might be several years old. Her body is not as "tight" as it looks in the pictures. She also says in her ad that she is Native American, to me she looks all African american, not that that's a bad thing.

During the very mild massage, I also heard someone and when I questioned it I found out that she shares a place with long time provider Demi. If I had know that I probably would not have booked an appt with Lexi because I have never known Demi or any of the girls she shares a place with to provide any more the a mild rub down with little to no roaming and a basic NOVA finish.

She did get fully nude and I too tried to roam a bit, but was told "don't touch there. If you don't want to be touched like that then don't remove the panties.

While this was not an awful experience it was not the best either. In my opinion you can't charge what she does unless you provide an exceptional massage or extras. 1 or the other. I will not return and do not recommend.