Massage Parlor Reports

**Roamin Roman** · 08-29-18 03:47

Originally Posted by MrDave [View Original Post]

I will be up in NOVA in a couple weeks with some time to spare. Just curious where to find this little spot. Thanks!

I realize you're new here, MrDave, and that you have to start somewhere. But don't get the wrong impression, in the event that this query remains unanswered. Here's why:

Your two posts to date have been questions. Asking for information, before you've contributed anything of substance, is considered bad form. Since you haven't established any "board cred" by sharing any substantive information of your own, most folks will be reluctant to share their information with you. After all, the active members of this board have generally obtained their information by:

(1) doing diligent research,
(2) spending their own hard-earned dollars,
(3) using their own valuable and limited free time, and
(4) taking various levels of risk.

So, when someone who is an unknown quantity, who may indeed be a great guy, comes asking for info, others are going to be a little bit guarded, and understandably so. And they might also think it's a bit presumptuous when someone asks for a handout. It's not that folks here don't like to share. They just like to know that the one they're sharing with is trustworthy and also isn't sponging off the hard work of others.

I mentioned "board cred" before. That's basically Coin of the Realm here, and members earn it by the quantity and the quality of their contributions. Once you've built up some "board cred" and established yourself as a reliable person, you'll find that not only will answers to your questions be forthcoming, but also PMs with more detailed info will come your way. And, really, it's not the number of posts you have that will establish this, but rather it's what you share.

While I can't tell you to post, I can tell you what the benefits of doing so will be, as stated above. One benefit, not stated above but which should be obvious, is that you're likely to get laid or get off a lot more often.

That's about all I can say right now, except to strongly encourage you to read the boards, going back at least six (6) months and preferably a year. That will provide you with answers to a number of basic questions and will also give you a feel for the environment. This can save you not only time and money, but also from hassles (encounters with Uncle LEO, avoiding ROBs, negotiating with a provider, etc.) when you're out pursuing the hobby. Now, the rest is up to you. Good luck, stay safe, and be careful.

And, if you need advise (as opposed to details about providers, etc.), you WILL find that folks here are more than willing to assist.

Roman.

P.S. - One other point. With all due respect your question here is, if I may be blunt, a lazy one. A simple search, in the forum here and on the 'Net itself, will provide the answer.

**Mayhem101** · 08-28-18 21:00

Originally Posted by DcManLive [View Original Post]

No, and she will not expect it.

She also offers a bodyrub for 130. She is a solid bet with a curvy body for a happy ending. As long as you don't expect more, you will be happy after seeing her.

**DcManLive** · 08-28-18 16:03

Originally Posted by HighTemp [View Original Post]

Searched around forum and seems only good Nuru is Nyomi (www.nyomisnuru.com) by consensus. She advertise 220 for nuru and mutual shower. It's more expensive than usual AMP place. Her description said can do a prostate massage, my question is do you still tip her?

No, and she will not expect it.

**MarkStory99** · 08-28-18 14:19

Saw her last week, enjoyable experience. Great table shower, and (as others have noted here) massage without any sort of lotion or oil, which is what she prefers. A different sort of experience, and bonus -- didn't have to worry about any unusual odors from the lotion for the rest of the day. Sara is cute if not gorgeous, but her body is tight and firm, and her rear end is especially nice.

Great, upgraded finish was a nice surprise.

Location is buried in the back of an office park, super private and unobtrusive. Virtually no chance of being spotted on the way in or out. I will repeat.

**Mr Dave** · 08-28-18 13:58

Originally Posted by Ashoka [View Original Post]

Gave this one a whirl based on board traffic. Strong recommend, she's older but still petite and pretty nice legs. She does a very strong massage if that's what you're looking for and no complaints on the finish (details by PM for seniors). She spent a lot of time asking me how I knew about her. I mumbled through my usual I've been here before saw you and got your name routine but she kept asking. Finally settled in and gave good back walk, really tired herself out.

She mentioned several times after that she wasn't very busy and really wanted me to send along some good work friends. Enter you animals. It's in an office park and some effort to figure out which suite but that just means very private. I'll be back.

I will be up in NOVA in a couple weeks with some time to spare. Just curious where to find this little spot. Thanks!

**Kijimuna** · 08-28-18 11:28

Originally Posted by OneHitWonders [View Original Post]

I went over to K&J Wellness today and I must say, the entire experience was great! Once you step in, you can immediately tell that this place is a few notches above other spas. Massage 100% clean 100% service 100% The hour massage session is soo relaxing and the skills of Joann are pretty good too! It was perfect and impressive! Very satisfied and happy with the service and skills by Joann. Words fall short on how awesome this place is!

Is that a Korean or Chinese place? The lady in the website photo isn't really there, right?

**HighTemp** · 08-28-18 11:17

Searched around forum and seems only good Nuru is Nyomi (www.nyomisnuru.com) by consensus. She advertise 220 for nuru and mutual shower. It's more expensive than usual AMP place. Her description said can do a prostate massage, my question is do you still tip her?

**ACChoops** · 08-28-18 09:11

Originally Posted by Entourage [View Original Post]

There are several in Tysons within a block or two of each other. My favorites are G&G and Enliven. They are pretty close to each other.

Thanks Entourage. I'll look them up and check them out.

**Entourage** · 08-28-18 08:45

Originally Posted by ACChoops [View Original Post]

It's rare that I get to experience the establishments in NOVA but I'll be at a conference in Tysons next week. My tastes are simple. I'm only looking for a good rub and tug within 15-20 minutes from Tyson. Would strongly prefer a place where I can get unlimited UTC roaming preferably in 40-60 tip range. Any recommendations would be greatly appreciated. You can PM me if you prefer.

There are several in Tysons within a block or two of each other. My favorites are G&G and Enliven. They are pretty close to each other.

**Barkeater** · 08-28-18 05:58

Dude. The forum is full of tips. Check out rubmaps to get an idea of the names of local places and read some reviews. Personally, I would advise to heading to falls church or annandale, I seem to get better mileage there.

Be safe.

Originally Posted by ACChoops [View Original Post]

It's rare that I get to experience the establishments in NOVA but I'll be at a conference in Tysons next week. My tastes are simple. I'm only looking for a good rub and tug within 15-20 minutes from Tyson. Would strongly prefer a place where I can get unlimited UTC roaming preferably in 40-60 tip range. Any recommendations would be greatly appreciated. You can PM me if you prefer.

**ACChoops** · 08-27-18 21:14

It's rare that I get to experience the establishments in NOVA but I'll be at a conference in Tysons next week. My tastes are simple. I'm only looking for a good rub and tug within 15-20 minutes from Tyson. Would strongly prefer a place where I can get unlimited UTC roaming preferably in 40-60 tip range. Any recommendations would be greatly appreciated. You can PM me if you prefer.

**Roamin Roman** · 08-27-18 18:14

Originally Posted by VaPlay [View Original Post]

Not to mention the fact they helped make the city more unsafe. I'm guessing some of the patrons were seeking some form of companionship and or needed attention which turned into a higher number of rapes or possibly worse.

Not sure I'd go that far in my speculation, since AMP patrons tend not to be (or so it seems) the type who would resort to rape. More likely, they'd just find another outlet for their desires elsewhere.

**VaPlay** · 08-27-18 17:43

Originally Posted by RoaminRoman [View Original Post]

Though that article is over 20 years old, Eerock, what it describes still seems like yesterday. Sad, that the District eventually managed to shut down (most of) the AMPs within its jurisdiction. As the neighboring businesses noted, the AMP girls were customers, decent and polite customers at that. Furthermore, most of the patrons of those AMPs were likely also that way. The closure of the AMPs, which try to keep a low profile, means that the District has deprived itself of money being spent within the community. And, with less money spent at local businesses (by both the AMP girls and the AMP patrons), the tax revenues for the city dropped a little. Somehow, this city never seems able to get things right. And, the lefties who populate and dominate that city, the same people who always seem to be saying "Live and let live," are the ones who can't stand the fact that somebody, somewhere, is doing something that they do not approve of and cannot regulate.

Oh, well, the District's loss was Ward 9's gain.

Roman.

Not to mention the fact they helped make the city more unsafe. I'm guessing some of the patrons were seeking some form of companionship and or needed attention which turned into a higher number of rapes or possibly worse.

**CoolWays** · 08-27-18 14:36

Originally Posted by Ashoka [View Original Post]

Gave this one a whirl based on board traffic. Strong recommend, she's older but still petite and pretty nice legs. She does a very strong massage if that's what you're looking for and no complaints on the finish (details by PM for seniors). She spent a lot of time asking me how I knew about her. I mumbled through my usual I've been here before saw you and got your name routine but she kept asking. Finally settled in and gave good back walk, really tired herself out.

She mentioned several times after that she wasn't very busy and really wanted me to send along some good work friends. Enter you animals. It's in an office park and some effort to figure out which suite but that just means very private. I'll be back.

Not familiar with this place can you pm me the name and any info.

Thanks.

**Eerock** · 08-27-18 05:41

Originally Posted by RoaminRoman [View Original Post]

As I recall, the old Golden Spa on US29 (Lee Highway) in Merrifield used to be located in DC at the corner of Prospect Street and Potomac Street in Georgetown. They moved to Merrifield in the mid-to-late 1990's and lasted for a number of years before finally closing. At the Merrifield location, there was a big k-girl named Apple, who always provided a fun time, while the DC location invariably offered FS with any number of wonderful ladies. At each place, the MMS made you remove your shoes before proceeding to the rooms. Fund times and fond memories, for sure.

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