USA Adult Classifieds: Advertiser Reviews

**PlankMaine** · 07-04-18 12:55

And this site is going down again. International legislation is in the works through Interpol.

You're a funny motherfucker. "International Legislation?" How exactly is that going to work when commercial sex is legal everywhere except the USA, Muslim countries, and places with repressive dictatorial governments?

It's legal in all of Europe, all of Asia, Australia, Mexico, Canada and South America. Exactly how the fuck would there be international legislation passed for something that is not a crime in their jurisdictions?

Get the fuck out of here asswipe.

A2

Originally Posted by Admin2 [View Original Post]

Post what you want to post. When I post a review I generally post 5 things

1. Is she the chick in the pictures (if there are pictures)
2. What does she do
3. Does she do those things well
4. What did it cost
5. Would I repeat

A2

**JcNewMe** · 07-03-18 23:54

Gave Bella a text and she responded a few hours later. Exchanged a few texts and set a time. While driving there she text me to call her and did a LEO check on the phone and small chit chat. Was not expecting that. When I got there, she texts me the room number. Opted for a quick visit for 80 doughnuts since this was my first meeting with her. She is just like her ad, 5'1" or 5'2", a number tattoos, a little chunky, DDs. Talkative and perky would be the best way to describe her, but really cool. Put the donation on the table which she did not touch until the end. She offered me a glass of wine twice which I turned down. I got the impression she likes her liquor. Light kissing, everything was covered which she suggested. She delivered a typical high school blow job. Went mish which was good. After a few minutes of pounding switched to doggie, and I will say she really threw it back and I blew a nice one. At this point we laid back a moment and had some small talk. Said she was twenty-five which I believed. Did not strike me as a clock watcher, however your YMMV. Might see again just for the fact she was she let me take the lead and she took instructions. Did not ask if Greek was on the table. 80 qv, 120 hh, and 150 hr was what she quoted. Be safe.

http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...4847&cityid=98

**CssnPilot** · 07-03-18 22:01

Originally Posted by StlShades [View Original Post]

Hi Guys,

I will be arriving in Orlando on Saturday. Would love to get in contact with Jersey. Does anybody have her contact information? I am from St. Louis and can return the favor with some of mt go too ladies here.

She is on the sister site.

http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...3817&cityid=98

Pilot.

**Yankee Doodle** · 07-03-18 21:34

I am way behind on my reports, but she is moving soon to South Fla, so I'll give my report on these guild lines I think are excellent:

1. Is she the chick in the pictures (if there are pictures)?

2. What does she do?

3. Does she do those things well?

4. What did it cost?

5. Would I repeat?

Ok, so I had the urge for a quick visit to a more thick provider than I usually do, don't know why. She confirmed a quick visit. Her ad says lollypop treatment is available for 3 tubmans. The GPS says she is 12 min. Away, so I tell her 17, off I go. All by text, she didn't answer phone. I confess I'm not very good at this new phone GPS shit, so I get close and she sends several texts. Being a good guy, I pull off the road to tell her I am nearby and close. She gave address but not name of complex and I was looking and found it, texted HERE, but had to go through the complex looking, getting many texts, Are you coming? If you changed your mind let me know, Did your Phone die? I was late. Next time from anyone, I want the Name of the complex. I didn't answer the texts, I just knocked on the door. Nice safe neighborhood. The door opened and she was the chick in the pictures. She was packing to move so some clutter but it was clean. After a few minutes, she took off the top and uncovered some humongous titties, (some providers do not do that on a quick visit). A small amount of drama about her friend is upstairs without air conditioning, and was staying there with her, and she had bruised her arm saving a feral cat but she could extend to a half hour for 2 more Tubmans, but I quietly just stripped and let her do a nice BBBJ. It was good. I decided I wouldn't go for anything else on the menu. Cats were there but no problem. I might repeat, because the BBBJ was acceptable, kissing was good, but maybe not because of all the texting drama, and one other thing. One important thing for me is when it is so good, I forget that it is a service. Not in this case. I tried to be light spirited, but it wasn't that electric shock I get when it is really good. This was a Monday, and a spur of the moment decision that I was off the chain for the evening and damage was light. Remember, YMMV, and I am partly to blame for the inability to really get the hang of GPS. From Yankee Doodle. BTW, Happy 242nd Birthday to our country!

**LordNikon** · 07-03-18 21:22

Originally Posted by Redsox2005 [View Original Post]

http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...5365&cityid=98

Has anyone experienced her yet? Thanks.

Sox.

Dude I have been trying to see her for over a week. But her schedule is weird she's available from 6 am-5 pm, not available at all on Sunday. Her birthday was yesterday from what she told me and I guess she's on personal vacation until further notice.

**PSweetStuff** · 07-03-18 20:16

Originally Posted by OdinsBeard78 [View Original Post]

I had a great dream that I finally got to meet Paige. She's a great provider and everything on par with what's been said before. Set up was easy. Nice location in a safe neighborhood. Went with the HH and wasn't disappointed. She loves her work and was very relaxing. Will repeat.

Lots of fun. Excellent workout and convo.

See you again soon!!

Xoxo.

Paige.

**Admin2** · 07-03-18 19:42

Originally Posted by Quatre17 [View Original Post]

I'm a fuckin idiot boys. The girl I saw was AMBER monroe. Not ashley. Sorry about that. Will drop a review after I talk to the girl about how much I can disclose.

Originally Posted by Camera3 [View Original Post]

It's a review, you don't need permission to disclose anything. Your review should include all the things that you would like to know if you were considering seeing her, her looks, her performance, what things she did, how much she charged you, and was it worth it? It's real simple, you don't need permission. You need to claim your balls back.

This is a review site. We write reviews.

C3.

Post what you want to post. When I post a review I generally post 5 things

1. Is she the chick in the pictures (if there are pictures)
2. What does she do
3. Does she do those things well
4. What did it cost
5. Would I repeat

A2

**Redsox2005** · 07-03-18 19:37

http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...5365&cityid=98

Has anyone experienced her yet? Thanks.

Sox.

**OdinsBeard78** · 07-03-18 17:44

I had a great dream that I finally got to meet Paige. She's a great provider and everything on par with what's been said before. Set up was easy. Nice location in a safe neighborhood. Went with the HH and wasn't disappointed. She loves her work and was very relaxing. Will repeat.

**StlShades** · 07-03-18 16:37

Originally Posted by Ciborican [View Original Post]

I apologize for a late report, I work nights and I spend most of the day trying to get some rest. A few weeks ago I had the privilege to meet the wonderful Jersey girl, everything that it has been said here it's true. When I arrived at her place was greeted with a very nice hug follow by some DFK, I felt like we knew each other for a very long time. Following the nice greeting we move into the Jersey dream land where things got a whole lot better. While I was getting rid of my clothes she was laying on the bed with her kitty waiting and since I loveDATY I didn't waste anytime so down I went it she was very sweet and tasty. Then it was my turn to lay down on the bed where she started with some awesome BBBJ while my hands were all over. The BBBJ it was one of the best I had in a very long time. I was able to FIV, FA, some more DATY and the best surprise it was went she move her way to rim my rear end. If you treat her right you will leave with a huge smile and looking forward for the next time. Everything is available for the right donation. (BBBJ, FIV, FA,RIMMING, PSE and probably anything that you made want to try as long is safe.

Hi Guys,

I will be arriving in Orlando on Saturday. Would love to get in contact with Jersey. Does anybody have her contact information? I am from St. Louis and can return the favor with some of mt go too ladies here.

**OdinsBeard78** · 07-03-18 15:59

Originally Posted by Otis407 [View Original Post]

I ended up meeting with her on the 26th and she's a sweetheart and doesn't appear to be a SW.

That's the same one I met I don't think she she's a SW. When I met her she was on kirkman.

**Otis407** · 07-03-18 15:42

I ended up meeting with her on the 26th and she's a sweetheart and doesn't appear to be a SW.

Originally Posted by TrailMaestro [View Original Post]

I contacted her yesterday and her rates are 100 for qv, 150 for hhr, and 200 for hr. I always go for a quick visit with new unknown providers but am not ready to drop 100 on her. In addition, she is located in the Florida mall area, which makes me think that she might be a SW.

**AncientOne** · 07-03-18 15:34

A recent advertiser on USA, I had her on my "to do list" for a long time but the hot Latinas always took priority. Today I dreamt of Mercedes who I recall having very positive reviews from the monger community before the black out. Claims to be of Russian descent but she is 100% girl next door American IMHO. Big breasted guys will be disappointed but we talking real and natural 23 year old mouth fills here. Flat stomach, pretty kitty, perfect butt. Skills are top notch, all covered. Rode me RCG like a champ while I got to slap that perfect butt. This girl has a lively personality that I found enjoyable (for the whole 30 minutes I was there). Communications, mostly text, were absolutely professional and timely. Let me clarify something, this is NOT a hot Latina that would make you turn your head and put your tongue back in your mouth if seen in public but short of finding one of those working the Orlando SP market, Mercedes is worth a trip to see. Play Safe.

**Ciborican** · 07-03-18 13:22

I apologize for a late report, I work nights and I spend most of the day trying to get some rest. A few weeks ago I had the privilege to meet the wonderful Jersey girl, everything that it has been said here it's true. When I arrived at her place was greeted with a very nice hug follow by some DFK, I felt like we knew each other for a very long time. Following the nice greeting we move into the Jersey dream land where things got a whole lot better. While I was getting rid of my clothes she was laying on the bed with her kitty waiting and since I loveDATY I didn't waste anytime so down I went it she was very sweet and tasty. Then it was my turn to lay down on the bed where she started with some awesome BBBJ while my hands were all over. The BBBJ it was one of the best I had in a very long time. I was able to FIV, FÍA, some more DATY and the best surprise it was went she move her way to rim my rear end. If you treat her right you will leave with a huge smile and looking forward for the next time. Everything is available for the right donation. (BBBJ, FIV, FÍA,RIMMING, PSE and probably anything that you made want to try as long is safe.

**Camera3** · 07-03-18 11:57

Originally Posted by Quatre17 [View Original Post]

I'm a fuckin idiot boys. The girl I saw was AMBER monroe. Not ashley. Sorry about that. Will drop a review after I talk to the girl about how much I can disclose.

It's a review, you don't need permission to disclose anything. Your review should include all the things that you would like to know if you were considering seeing her, her looks, her performance, what things she did, how much she charged you, and was it worth it? It's real simple, you don't need permission. You need to claim your balls back.

This is a review site. We write reviews.

C3.