Strip Club Reports

**JdaLittleBir76** · 07-03-18 15:53

Got there around 9 pm it was so dead few girls and few customers, saw a Lisa (Asian) sitting back there we chatted little bit then got couple dance from her I like to touch her long hair always soft and clean, but nothing special finish my beer and left not even there half hour.

**Deboinair** · 07-01-18 17:53

Finally got out here. Staying in W. Melbourne briefly so I tried Bare Assets daytime. The lineup was beyond subpar. There was one cute mixed chick that was a little thicker than what I like but she was cute. Oh boy what mistake. Extremely annoying. I was getting straight to the point to what I want and she was acting shocked. I wasnt rude at all. I figured she would go away but she kept talking and telling her life story. I thought she was slightly touched. But she confirmed it by talking in some English accent between stories. Finally she got the hint when I waved at another dancer and she left. Name is Seiko. Stay away.

I will only come back here for the drinks. Reasonble prices from where I came from.

**Deboinair** · 06-27-18 03:28

Originally Posted by Count1 [View Original Post]

I have not been in a while. I never went on a Friday eve. , which is supposed to be the big night, but used to go on occasion on Wednesday nights, when they had what they called "greedy girl" nights. In essence, it was a gang bang with 1-3 ladies. One came every week, and was flat out HOT. She was Scandinavian, tan, beautiful, and amazing! She would dance on a pole for a while, then grab a can of whip cream and put a dab on her tit, giving all of the guys a chance to lick it off and get graded for style points. There were rarely more than 4 or 5 guys, and 1-3 ladies. Some ladies were less open to strangers and would participate openly, but only with a few guys. Anyway, usually around 9:00 this young lady and her husband (who remained clothed the entire time and just watched) retired to a side room with a massage table, and would lay back, nude, and start playing with herself. Slowly, guys would whip it out and she would jerk them off some. Then the husband would hand out condoms, and one by one she would get pounded (always covered), and men relieved themselves on her magnificent chest! I do not recall her ever giving BJ's or CIM or COF, but man was it an experience!

I do not see them advertise that any more, and now they have something like couples into single men, which I have not tried. Damn, I wish that greedy girl bit would come back. PLEASE, someone should update us on the place! I may even venture over myself soon.

Yeah I think I would stick to the strip club with OTC. I went to the website and they said that single men are closely scrutinized. Fuck all that. This is definitely IMO strictly a swinger's club. Not my type of scene. But more power to anybody that is into it. I'd rather skip the games and do the strip club.

**Count1** · 06-18-18 14:49

I have not been in a while. I never went on a Friday eve. , which is supposed to be the big night, but used to go on occasion on Wednesday nights, when they had what they called "greedy girl" nights. In essence, it was a gang bang with 1-3 ladies. One came every week, and was flat out HOT. She was Scandinavian, tan, beautiful, and amazing! She would dance on a pole for a while, then grab a can of whip cream and put a dab on her tit, giving all of the guys a chance to lick it off and get graded for style points. There were rarely more than 4 or 5 guys, and 1-3 ladies. Some ladies were less open to strangers and would participate openly, but only with a few guys. Anyway, usually around 9:00 this young lady and her husband (who remained clothed the entire time and just watched) retired to a side room with a massage table, and would lay back, nude, and start playing with herself. Slowly, guys would whip it out and she would jerk them off some. Then the husband would hand out condoms, and one by one she would get pounded (always covered), and men relieved themselves on her magnificent chest! I do not recall her ever giving BJ's or CIM or COF, but man was it an experience!

I do not see them advertise that any more, and now they have something like couples into single men, which I have not tried. Damn, I wish that greedy girl bit would come back. PLEASE, someone should update us on the place! I may even venture over myself soon.

Originally Posted by DagoRed [View Original Post]

Has anyone got any recent reviews or comments about Club 3 X in cocoa village?

**DagoRed** · 06-18-18 14:30

Has anyone got any recent reviews or comments about Club 3 X in cocoa village?

**CrLuverGuy** · 06-14-18 19:14

Stopped by weekday for an afternoon fun for few hours just after opening. IR had 5 or 6 girls in 20's sitting around while others getting ready. None were interested in mingling or dancing yet. I stuck around for few hours and few beers and only 1 girl offer to dance while another asked me to buy her a drink. After 2 dances with a cute tall blond (forgot name) and lacks any chemistry or allowed any mutual explorations like others I have seen. I doubt if take out is available anyway she seemed distant and preoccupied.

Next up I stopped by Lido and sat at the bar watching the stage. 1 blond cutie dancing with guys waiting to drop 1s. There were few lookers but were all busy hanging with customers. Only a bigger brunette came by but I declined her offer to dance for 20. She wasn't my type and she had strong odor I couldn't be near. I got my beer fun and left empty handed.

In the past I've had good dances with plenty of roaming and OTC offers but these days no such luck.

**Deboinair** · 06-14-18 15:59

Originally Posted by JSunSurf [View Original Post]

Good question. Cocoa Beach is a small town, and people do bump into each other. It seems like I always run into someone I know (patron not dancer) when I'm at IR or Lido. The girls, not many of them live in town, so you don't see them around as much. My limited experience has been that they know the etiquette. If they are willing to engage at all, it's only after you make the initial hello. I remember winding up in line at Winn Dixie behind a girl I recognized and she either politely ignored me or didn't even remember. I think for the most part they try to leave it in the club. Who wants to talk about work outside of the workplace anyway?

Yeah just wanted to make sure that wasnt a problem. Looks IR is still the spot to go to. But I'm going to check our Cheaters. I've never been there. I only want to go to clubs with the most action and OTC.

**J SunSurf** · 06-13-18 10:54

Good question. Cocoa Beach is a small town, and people do bump into each other. It seems like I always run into someone I know (patron not dancer) when I'm at IR or Lido. The girls, not many of them live in town, so you don't see them around as much. My limited experience has been that they know the etiquette. If they are willing to engage at all, it's only after you make the initial hello. I remember winding up in line at Winn Dixie behind a girl I recognized and she either politely ignored me or didn't even remember. I think for the most part they try to leave it in the club. Who wants to talk about work outside of the workplace anyway?

Originally Posted by Deboinair [View Original Post]

Originally from Miami, but moved to AZ. I'm finally getting out of Strip Club Hell (Phx) at the end of this month. I briefly lived in Melbourne years ago and I'm returning. I remember it being small and bumping into people. My question is how do the strippers act if they see you with your SO? In Miami they act like they don't know who you are, but I know every place is different.

**Deboinair** · 06-13-18 01:49

Originally Posted by JSunSurf [View Original Post]

And honestly, if you chat, are friendly, enjoy the company, the girls are pretty accommodating, fuck the rules. You can get satisfaction for three dances plus a tip. They want to have fun too and feel the good vibe as opposed to desperation. Two summers ago, before Lamar sold the place, I became friends with a nice, older girl with kids. Not older than me, but not 18. We wound up having dinner and a couple of dates at the old surfers sports pub, although we knew it was nothing serious. She preferred girls, I was married. But we had a blast, as much fun sitting at the bar at IR doing shots, smoking and joking, as we had on the wall grinding. The dancers know the tricks, which she told me about, they know at the end of the day they work the place, not the bouncers. All the legality and rules aside, as a monger you aren't there for the booze and cigarette smoke and the owners know it. In the end, she and I had some take out on clean sheets in a hotel, which was nice and actually not compensated. Hanging out in the club imposed a bunch more rules than outside action.

Originally from Miami, but moved to AZ. I'm finally getting out of Strip Club Hell (Phx) at the end of this month. I briefly lived in Melbourne years ago and I'm returning. I remember it being small and bumping into people. My question is how do the strippers act if they see you with your SO? In Miami they act like they don't know who you are, but I know every place is different.

**Count1** · 06-12-18 11:58

I made a short late afternoon stop at IR on Sunday for a cold beer and anything else that may pop up. Talent was scarce, and I left with no dances, which is rare. However, I did make one observation. Nearly ALL of the girls on stage kept their tops on, and of the few private dances I saw taking place, the girls has their tops on. Has something changed, or were the dancers just being lazy?

**AllDaWay** · 06-11-18 15:35

Long time user trying to get my posts up. Sorry for the delay I traveled through the area on Work about two weeks ago and stopped in at Lido. Was there for the day shift and they had a cute Spanish girl who was thick in all the right places (Angelina I believe) but I was still feeling in the American spirit after Memorial Day.

Met a young girl I believe her name as Star. I'm young myself so I always am interested in the younger dancers. She's a cute red head with a pair I believed to be man made. Looking to see if anyone has experience with her outside the club. Took a dance but then needed to head back on the road, thanks in advance feel free to PM.

**Pusspuss** · 06-11-18 08:21

Originally Posted by HotRoadster71 [View Original Post]

Stopped by IR. Bartenders are awesome but the girls here have taken a nose dive. One really hot brunette was yes hot but absolutely nuts. A lot of unattractive Hispanic chicks. One kept talking about how she doesn't do bjs or bbgrind but says some girls do. I did see a guy buttoning up after a dance.

Cheaters had some talent. Got a few dances from a few girls. Ruby is a nice girl but when she gives dances she gets sweaty quick. Kinda gross. No talk of extras or takeout.

Lido visitbsoon.

Is Jenna and Kathy still tending bar at the inner room?

**J SunSurf** · 06-07-18 22:46

Originally Posted by Putzy [View Original Post]

$10 still.

And honestly, if you chat, are friendly, enjoy the company, the girls are pretty accommodating, fuck the rules. You can get satisfaction for three dances plus a tip. They want to have fun too and feel the good vibe as opposed to desperation. Two summers ago, before Lamar sold the place, I became friends with a nice, older girl with kids. Not older than me, but not 18. We wound up having dinner and a couple of dates at the old surfers sports pub, although we knew it was nothing serious. She preferred girls, I was married. But we had a blast, as much fun sitting at the bar at IR doing shots, smoking and joking, as we had on the wall grinding. The dancers know the tricks, which she told me about, they know at the end of the day they work the place, not the bouncers. All the legality and rules aside, as a monger you aren't there for the booze and cigarette smoke and the owners know it. In the end, she and I had some take out on clean sheets in a hotel, which was nice and actually not compensated. Hanging out in the club imposed a bunch more rules than outside action.

**Putzy** · 06-05-18 17:57

$10 still.

Originally Posted by Pusspuss [View Original Post]

Its been awhile since I was at the inner room what are the dance prices now?

**Pusspuss** · 06-05-18 09:45

Originally Posted by Rossfl [View Original Post]

OK, this is my last response to PerfectAss (a well chosen monicker, by the way) They may not straddle you (HINT: YMMV) but they do me. I don't know what it is about you that they don't. Perhaps management keeps an eye on you because you have caused problems in past, or perhaps because you are affiliated with management. I have been visiting the IR for over ten years and it is business as usual. Perioid.

Its been awhile since I was at the inner room what are the dance prices now?