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**Chris5** · 12-24-17 08:36

Originally Posted by JJFresh [View Original Post]

I wanted to give this chick a chance and see what was up and low and behold she totally disappoints! Tried scheduling with her today and mentioned the "SM specials" everything seemed cool until I gave her my address. All of a sudden her car broke down and now she has to take uber and where I live suddenly requires a higher donation! WTF??

Funny thing is, this is not the first time she has attempted this bs! Another member told me this happened to him a while ago and I totally forgot about it till today.

I know you're reading this Harley. Honor your rates and stop with the games! Otherwise go somewhere else with your bs!

Fresh out!

This chick is a lunatic. Complete waste of time brother. Orlando wishes her fat sloppy ass would just LEAVE!

C5.

**HappyInFlordia** · 12-24-17 08:22

Originally Posted by JJFresh [View Original Post]

I wanted to give this chick a chance and see what was up and low and behold she totally disappoints! Tried scheduling with her today and mentioned the "SM specials" everything seemed cool until I gave her my address. All of a sudden her car broke down and now she has to take uber and where I live suddenly requires a higher donation! WTF??

Funny thing is, this is not the first time she has attempted this bs! Another member told me this happened to him a while ago and I totally forgot about it till today.

I know you're reading this Harley. Honor your rates and stop with the games! Otherwise go somewhere else with your bs!

Fresh out!

She is a total piece of crap don't waste your time or coins.

**JJFresh** · 12-24-17 00:32

I wanted to give this chick a chance and see what was up and low and behold she totally disappoints! Tried scheduling with her today and mentioned the "SM specials" everything seemed cool until I gave her my address. All of a sudden her car broke down and now she has to take uber and where I live suddenly requires a higher donation! WTF??

Funny thing is, this is not the first time she has attempted this bs! Another member told me this happened to him a while ago and I totally forgot about it till today.

I know you're reading this Harley. Honor your rates and stop with the games! Otherwise go somewhere else with your bs!

Fresh out!

**FlbMac31** · 12-23-17 23:14

I spent the last two weeks struggling with a walking pneumonia and trying to overcome a persistant bronchial cough, the wrong antiobiotics and hormonal injections to control the effects of war injuries discussed in previous postrs. The latter is best described like having the hormonal moments of an 18 year old in a 70-year old body but not being able to do anything about it. To that end we turn to those we often refer to as providers for the services they provide.

A special thanks this year goes to Alex Lynn who this week fit me into her busy schedule for no less than three times. Though absolutely no fault of hers and in spite of one of the most valiant efforts I've ever encountered with a provider, nothing, absolutely nothing could finish me off. I suspect there's a point where too high a T-level will not only make you a horndog extraordinaire, but also prevent the plumbing from performing. Regretfully we parted ways without satisfaction but an understanding that it isn't your fault. Alex gets it. It really isn't and honesty goes a long way.

A second visit with identical results. But this time a surprising invitation for an on-call visit. Let hormonal levels taper down, rest, get over the cough and malarial night sweats and call me. I'll fit you in quickly. And so it was on the third visit success was achieved and although I left with two tiny blood blisters on the head of my cock I was finally cured of my headace.

And so without doubt on my end AlexLynn is my 2017 girl of the year. A true triple crown holder for Professionalism, Stewardship over her flock and for a rare but much appreciated client-centered approach to headache relief. Have a Merry Christmas girl.

Mac Out.

**ATHiker** · 12-23-17 19:53

Went to see Dana yesterday sent a message to see if there was a morning work out available went to her clean safe place she had some candles going wearing a sexy outfit with heels fresh and clean and very tasty work out went well with the views always good see you soon.

**Gh2007** · 12-23-17 00:22

Originally Posted by Guyexotico [View Original Post]

If you are looking for a curvy, natural, bubbly, talkative, goofy, sweet with a "smart mouth" woman, then I recommend you all go see her. She put me right at ease, and she is not shy about speaking her mine. Started with a light body rub, and on the flip, well I leave you guys to your imagination. Just don't greet her by saying "lets make america great again!" I had a good time with her and most of you guys would too. She is the type that you can go to bars with and just have a good time. Cheers!

I want to see her again so badly. I hope I can connect with her soon. She is simply an amazing experience.

**SabrinaT** · 12-22-17 23:50

Originally Posted by Guyexotico [View Original Post]

If you are looking for a curvy, natural, bubbly, talkative, goofy, sweet with a "smart mouth" woman, then I recommend you all go see her. She put me right at ease, and she is not shy about speaking her mine. Started with a light body rub, and on the flip, well I leave you guys to your imagination. Just don't greet her by saying "lets make america great again!" I had a good time with her and most of you guys would too. She is the type that you can go to bars with and just have a good time. Cheers!

Thanks for stopping by Papi! I really enjoyed our time together! And no, please no one greet me like that ever LOL! Mr. Funny guy 😉 Have a great Christmas time and I hope to see you again next year!

Xoxo.

Sabrina T.

**Guyexotico** · 12-22-17 23:38

If you are looking for a curvy, natural, bubbly, talkative, goofy, sweet with a "smart mouth" woman, then I recommend you all go see her. She put me right at ease, and she is not shy about speaking her mine. Started with a light body rub, and on the flip, well I leave you guys to your imagination. Just don't greet her by saying "lets make america great again!" I had a good time with her and most of you guys would too. She is the type that you can go to bars with and just have a good time. Cheers!

**TrailMaestro** · 12-22-17 16:46

Dude, you are way too nice to her. There is no need for the 4%. Someone who does that is pure evil and you should can her ass. There are too many fishes in the sea and you are better off without her. As Chris5 always says, there are a lot of diamonds on paradise trail. I can see that you don't do trail from your post history but you should give a trial to the trail. I am sure if you meet Natasha, Jade, Lindsay, or Heritage Nicole, you will change your minds and be on the trail regularly. My favorite is Natasha. She is curvy, big ass, very sweet, and can do it all.

Originally Posted by Redsox2005 [View Original Post]

These chicks don't give a damn about any of us. Just cash and candy my friends. Go and do your thing and have a good time. We're not there to marry them.

Sox.

Originally Posted by JanGorzo [View Original Post]

I am 96% sure that I will be looking for a new ATF. The remaining 4% is for her to tell me what happens and why she sent me on a 50 mn drive that I cannot really understand so far. She may have a reason and I am giving her a chance to explain it to me.

**Orlando2637** · 12-22-17 16:23

Originally Posted by Redsox2005 [View Original Post]

These chicks don't give a damn about any of us. Just cash and candy my friends. Go and do your thing and have a good time. We're not there to marry them.

Sox.

It's strictly business.

**SDragonGuy** · 12-22-17 04:31

After Avalon left and didn't heat back I thought that she would be gone for good. She came back and I had an even better time than I did last year. Guys if you have seen her before, she is taking old clients. Spent an hour with her with no clock watching and had all of the bases covered with amazon BBJ and all the positions my heart desired. It was standard email and then a couple texts to set time and confirmed the day of. Was a nice hotel near the airport. Even though I hadn't seen her in a year it just felt like I was visiting an old friend who was just down for a good time. She is just visiting for a short time so you might be able to catch her before she is gone until late Jan. One of my AFT providers and can't really complain about anything, if you don't like big tits, she definitely isn't for you. Clean, no funky smells, just PSE and a blast. Don't write too much anymore but thought I'd chime in with the avalon talk. LOL at the people saying she was fake.

Regards.

SDG.

**Redsox2005** · 12-22-17 04:12

These chicks don't give a damn about any of us. Just cash and candy my friends. Go and do your thing and have a good time. We're not there to marry them.

Sox.

Originally Posted by JanGorzo [View Original Post]

Rescheduling me 3 times is a not fun but sending me on a 50 mn drive while she knows that she was not going to be there was the frustrating part. That is the reason why I said that she just treated me like a piece of shit. Maybe you can ask her what happens first since you are in a good grace with her. Also, you can check with her if everything I posted didn't happen. I have the texts to back up my post and I will dare her to challenge any parts of my post. Remember, I used to be in your shoes before the wheels turn on me. Enjoy it while it lasts but sooner or later, you may experience the same thing like I did. I am just reporting my experience so that people know who they are dealing with.

**Jan Gorzo** · 12-22-17 00:32

Rescheduling me 3 times is a not fun but sending me on a 50 mn drive while she knows that she was not going to be there was the frustrating part. That is the reason why I said that she just treated me like a piece of shit. Maybe you can ask her what happens first since you are in a good grace with her. Also, you can check with her if everything I posted didn't happen. I have the texts to back up my post and I will dare her to challenge any parts of my post. Remember, I used to be in your shoes before the wheels turn on me. Enjoy it while it lasts but sooner or later, you may experience the same thing like I did. I am just reporting my experience so that people know who they are dealing with.

Originally Posted by BigStudOrl [View Original Post]

I had a half hour dream 10 days ago and you got rescheduled 3 times how those match up I'm not sure.

**Jan Gorzo** · 12-22-17 00:12

I am 96% sure that I will be looking for a new ATF. The remaining 4% is for her to tell me what happens and why she sent me on a 50 mn drive that I cannot really understand so far. She may have a reason and I am giving her a chance to explain it to me.

Originally Posted by Reckless [View Original Post]

"It looks now like I have to probably start looking for another ATF. ".

Dude. Probably? You mean you're not sure yet?