2005 Archived General Reports

**Cienega32** · 06-06-05 13:51

$40 to get in and $40 for an lobe job. Damn shame...

Great report. Thanks for the info.

**Roadkill at Work** · 06-06-05 12:06

That's a good one. Yup, circle of suckers is absolutely correct. Don't get fouled people, especially the place next to De Ja Vu. They have some really nice Russian girls working there. If you like to pay 100$ for looking, I can do that at the Crazy Horse 2 for less and get drunk.

**PsyberZombie** · 06-06-05 06:32

*** Why you do NOT want to let a Cab Driver 'help' you find some Action in LV ***

Mainly, because most of them are on the take from at least one of the numerous Clip Joints in town and they get a kick-back from the club for every sucker they deliver.

Here's how it works=

After you ask the Cabbie for some advice, he tells you he'll take you "The hottest place in town... just what you're looking for!"

He then drops you at a Joint where the cover charge is at least .5

Once inside, sure enough, there's a bevy of beautiful and alluringly dressed or un-dressed young ladies.

You're so enchanted that you don't notice the small signs on the wall that state "Prostitution is Illegal in Las Vegas etc." and "No Alcohol is Sold on the premises"

Within minutes of your arrival you are 'hit on' by some sweet young thing who talks you into ordering a round of drinks which turn out to be the most expensive fruit punch you'll ever buy in your life.

After some small talk, with plenty of 'kino' [ i.e. her touching you ] , she hints broadly at the pleasures that await you in the 'Champagne Room'

After you agree to go, and pay the $ cover charge there, she orders a non-alcoholic 'split' bottle of 'champagne' which costs more than a Full bottle of Dom Perignon

Then she wants another, and then still another...

At some point you either run out of money or, more likely, begin to demand some the 'services' she promised you earlier

At this point she excuses herself to use the restroom. But within seconds of her leaving the room two or three burly bouncers appear and politely but menacingly escort you from the Club.

They are shocked, Shocked! that you attempted to solicit their fellow employee.

You, natch, are too smart to try to engage these gorillas in a fight, so you end up outside where there's a cab waiting, not with the driver who brought you, but with the driver who just delivered Some Other Sucker!

Since you were trying to commit an illegal act, you can't exactly call the Police

As your cab pulls out of the club's parking lot, you see a cab with yet another schmuck pulling in

And as you head back to your Hotel, you realize that the 'Circle of Suckers' is now complete !!

**noneathome** · 06-06-05 02:49

Originally Posted by Peter Dong

I went to Vegas and a cab driver took me to Sensations.

I got ripped off of 350$ and had to leave as I was disgusted at their attitude.

My first post here so be forgiving. My props to Jackson I have followed his boards a long time time.

I'll write in order of events, but I'm really PISSED about "Sensations" in LV so I'll get that shortly.

Friday afternoon: I was tight with cash this weekend in LV but my friend's $ was burning a hole in his pocket. First Stop Sheri's Ranch in Parumph. What a cool place! I was expecting $12 martini's in the bar, but mix'd drinks were $5-$6, 75cent pool table. The girls walk around the bar, and make small talk with little touching. There are like 50 girls. I was there 2 hours and a never ending supply cruised through the bar ranging in 6-10's with lots of 7 and 8's. Many from Dominican Republic so they say.

I finally got a tour of the place and went back to the room in curiousity as no prices discussed in the bar. She opened the menu and I nearly laughed out loud. $3000, $1000, etc. I thought she was joking. I told her look, I got $200. She hit me on the back of the head! I went back to the bar.

NOTE, the girls have a TV in their room with a channel that is a view of the bar!!!!!!!! So when you are in the bar like 50 girls are in their rooms sizing you up figuring out who and what you like, etc. It's efective because a girl that is totally my type hit me up, thats who gave me the silly prices.

During this time my homie was tagging a girl you can see on their website. She is HOT! But not $750 hot. That $1000-$3000 she knocked wayyyyyy down. But to me $750 is not worth it either. Saw some threads asking so above is first (or second hand but i was there) recent expereince on their pricing.

For the record and the other thread, YES, Sheri's own's the club in LV as well that was once Tally Ho's or Rick's Cab at one point as well I believe.

Ok, so that same night we hit Club Paradise. The girl quality has dropped to the point it's not worth going. They dont break the rules there and now that the girls are 7-8's I decided to go to Cheethas where the 6-9's are historically nasty in a good way.

On the way out a Cab driver convinced us to go to "SENSATIONS" a massage parlor where you get F/S for $40. I knew something wasn't right but I didnt want my friend to know about my expereince with Massage Parlor pricing and extras so I played dumb and figured it wouldn;t hurt to check it out. Cabby offered to STOP the meter while we go in and see the girls. He went in too and it was clear the girls knew him. My first thought was KICK BACK. Thanks to this board I KNEW there was no F/S in LV that easy to find so I was sceptical and had a bad vibe. My friend wanted to stay so he did and I left. The girl told him $40 for the house then min $100 in the back for extras. He calls me an hour later pissed. After the $40 at the door, the girl in the back ask's for $40 to get things going. She rubs hs ears then says $100 more for more "undefined" fun. Then wants $300 to start the party, etc. He was smart enough to get the hell out. Ironically 2 huge "Brothers" came in that appeared to work there and 1 confronted my friend. Their job is clearly to "intimidate" so you don't push to get your cash back. He left paying $80 for NOTHING and scared he was going to get his ass kicked.

The next day I went there on his behalf to get his $80 back. They were not open. I rang the bell a few times thinking someone was onsite 24/7. Unfortunatly no one answered, too bad - I without a doubt would have gotton his money back, I have some "skills" in that department.

Ok, last info from this trip. I checked out a couple massage places. The ASIAN Massage on Paradise just off Saraha (block or 2 behind Mc Donalds, same side, stand alone building - NOT the one in the small strip mall) I know from Prior expereince is a Jack Shack and thats it. She'll drop her top and yank your chain for 50/100. When she answered the door and I saw it was the same girl from last year I politly declined and left. Nice fake rack but pale as can be. When she first opened she came from CA and has a nice Asian Yellow/Brown tan which I love, but thats gone now.

My advice is if you monger in LA or San Berdo, do NOT go to LV for something better, because its only their if you are a multi-millionaire, which I know you are not because you wouldn;t need this board if you were!!!! haha.

Keep it covered.

**PsyberZombie** · 06-05-05 15:41

I totally agree with Speck when he writes =

" I do not know why visiting mongers need something else when attractive enough girls work all the major casinos and can be had for as low as $200, and most of the rest for $300. "

Yer generally gonna get more 'Bang for your Buck' from your typical "Week·End Warrior"

BUT , *Giant Sigh* , if you feel you must check out one of the legal Brothels and have a spare , oh , $$$$$$$$$$ to blow , go to =

http://www.nvbrothels.net/

**Muggs** · 06-05-05 15:13

Originally Posted by indydave

What is Danny's, please? And a couple of landmarks for location?

It's a small local slot bar/casino. Right on Boulder Hwy at the corner of Boulder and Lamb/Desert Inn rd. One side is Dannys's the other side is Motel 6 and Boulder Station casino.

**Maldito** · 06-05-05 14:01

In regard to the brothels, you can turn down the line up and tell them you want to have a drink before making your choice. I had trouble finding anything acceptable at these places for under $400. Forget about platinum pussy. I'll never go to one of these places again. They're pricing themselves out of the market for the average income guy. The only ones who will be able to make a good living are the top tier girls feeding off the whales.

**IndyDave** · 06-05-05 10:54

Didn't mean to imply an intent to visit legal brothels, just looking for insight into the 'real' story since I know that what I see on any TV news or 'reality' style show is a lot of conjecture, gossip, speculation, hearsay and outright fiction reported as news or hard facts, so nice to hear what the locals who know really think and know about any situation. I've never been in a legal brothel, and I don't think I'd like the cattle-call selection process depicted by some TV shows, but I know that there are alternatives to picking out of the line up.

In regard to the ladies working the casinos, in fifteen trips to LV since 2000, I've mostly stayed out of casinos since I have little interest in gambling, thus apparently overlooking many opportunities to be found there. I've never been approached in a casino and thought TV reports about all casinos' security diligently watching for and removing our favorite female entrepreneurs might actually be mostly true. But thanks to postings on this forum and a couple of very informative private messages, I now know more about the "how-to" for indulging my hobby in casinos and in a couple of places along the strip. My next trip is coming up 6/16, then 7/17, so I'll be out there checking out the information, for sure.

**Speck** · 06-05-05 07:40

Sigh,

I do not know why visiting mongers need something else when attractive enough girls work all the major casinos and can be had for as low as $200, and most of the rest for $300. With a few exceptions, particularly the high end places, that is what it will cost. Yes it is illegal, but LV PD does not do reverse stings in the casinos, prefering to let the casinos handle business. And no way is any casino gonna report or even say a peep if you get a casino girl up to your room.

Bottom line is, no need to waste time and additional money visiting one of the brothels. You have an adequate supply in town.

Originally Posted by indydave

So, what's the real story on legal brothels?

I enjoy my drives through the various parts of Nye County when I'm visiting LV (like out through Blue Diamond to Mercury area, back down 95. Nice break from the casinos and the LV traffic) and I see a few of the "sporting houses" along the way... I've watched shows on the various TV channels which suggest that the 'average' tab at various establishments is $350. Other shows suggest that the average tab is $1500, which would seem to imply an endless stream of mongers with more money and more libido than brains. However, what's the real scoop? How many $ for the average half-and-half, and are the women actually the really-good-looking eager beavers the TV shows imply? By the way, I won't consider an answer to be admission that you have actually frequented an establishment, nor will I conclude that you fall into the monger description above. LOL

**IndyDave** · 06-04-05 22:39

What is Danny's, please? And a couple of landmarks for location?

**USTraveller** · 06-04-05 20:41

I truly believe that every girl in a strip club has a price. Some prices are way too high and nobody in their right mind would pay it. Some are desparate for money and will do many things for it. The trick is finding these ones.

Strippers make money by selling time. During the last 30 seconds of a lapdance, it's usually better (i.e., more contact). This helps her sell the next lapdance and get another $20 or more. They also may do more contact to sell the VIP room, where much of the time, nothing happens. This is true in strip clubs all over the USA.

Some clubs have strict policies about how far their ladies go. Some don't, although they say they do.

As always, YMMV by club, but also by the girls at the clubs. One girl may give nothing but air. Another at the same club may go further. One may even go back to your room.

-USTraveller
Finally back in town

P.S. I support Wastrel's idea for a "Clip Joint and Scam" thread to help people avoid the "cab driver" scenario.

**USTraveller** · 06-04-05 20:17

Brothels are a good starting point. My first "mongering" experience was at Mabel's on 95 many moons ago. I overpaid and didn't totally enjoy the experience. I've heard stories of going as low as $150 for FS. I'd guess and say the minimum may be in the $200 range these days. Price depends on a number of factors.

1) The time that you go may be the biggest factor. Tuesday afternoon will be cheaper than Friday night.

2) I heard that local NV residents can get better rates due to the chance of repeat business. Arriving by cab may also increase the price.

3) You have to be a good negotiator to get a lower price, and you may only get 1/2 hour or shorter depending on what she wants. They always start high and come down in price.

4) The girl you pick is also a factor. The blonde bombshell will most likely be more than the chunky 40-something housewife.

5) The amount of money you have is a factor. If you only have $200 and no credit cards on you, then that is your absolute maximum price. If the girl won't go for it, ask to see another girl.

Hope this helps anyone thinking about brothels.

-USTraveller

**Cienega32** · 06-04-05 16:24

Originally Posted by Wastrel

Back in April sometime a monger asked about cheap golf to go with his plans for Vegas debauchery. Have I got a deal for you.

While exploring more of the north end of town on Craig Road out several miles west from LV Blvd, across the 15 freeway and almost to Martin L King Blvd, I saw a sign on the north side of Craig which said: "Golf $19, 628 W Craig." That's all it said, and I've only been by there at night, so I have no idea what it really looks like. For that price I don't imagine they give you little carts to putt around in like you wanted, but with the money you'd save I'd think you could hire a couple of underemployed ladies from in front of the Four Aces or thereabouts to manually handle your equipment as you nail those holes.

But think of how long the day would be having your balls washed after every hole...

**Wastrel** · 06-04-05 05:22

Back in April sometime a monger asked about cheap golf to go with his plans for Vegas debauchery. Have I got a deal for you.

While exploring more of the north end of town on Craig Road out several miles west from LV Blvd, across the 15 freeway and almost to Martin L King Blvd, I saw a sign on the north side of Craig which said: "Golf $19, 628 W Craig." That's all it said, and I've only been by there at night, so I have no idea what it really looks like. For that price I don't imagine they give you little carts to putt around in like you wanted, but with the money you'd save I'd think you could hire a couple of underemployed ladies from in front of the Four Aces or thereabouts to manually handle your equipment as you nail those holes.

**Muggs** · 06-04-05 01:10

On Boulder Hwy.

The ladies with gambling problems can be had here. I've met a few and had fun. Now once they are out of money....they usually decide to walk down to Arizona Charlies. On Route...they try to make more gambling money.

I met serena last Saturday. Scooped her up on Boulder leaving Dannys. Great CBJ for $25. Dropped her off at...you guessed it... Arizona Charlies. I decided to walk in and check my hypothesis....she walked in fast and immediately put the money in a slot.