Massage Parlor Reports

**TheBarbarian** · 10-26-17 07:41

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So why are you making it a thing? Just report the post, add the asshole to your ignore list and read about more pussy.

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**NyHornet** · 10-25-17 22:43

Originally Posted by MrSunnyHills [View Original Post]

I have only once had a table shower (in a different city) from a Chinese. It was decent. Curious what you meant.

Some of the Chinese places (Ch Spa in Woodbridge for one) over table shampoos. They will bring a bucket of hot water to the room, lather you up and wash you off before the flip and maybe after the flip as well. It can sometimes be very sensual and pleasurable. Usually these Chinese places charge $60 for an hour and will sometimes add another $10 or $20 for the table shower.

**Guesty** · 10-25-17 21:40

I might have gone by New Sky a Monday. Went in asking for Coco, but was told she wasn't working (no report of a return date).

Asked if I'd been before, said yes. Had a good shower, plenty clean, but then Got a pretty weak massage from Hanna (cute 35?, 5'2") It wasn't "bad" just not very firm despite my asking for harder. She was very nice however. She's thin and let me roam a bit over and and S areas with not resistance and soldiered on way longer than most would have as it look me at least 10 minutes to finally pop. She helped me get my clothes on and have me a wet kiss on the neck as I left (weird) but had been quite throughout the rest of the massage.

Paid a bit more then I'm used to. 8 +. 6, but it was hassle-free and she's got a tight body. 7/10.

**Miketastic69** · 10-25-17 14:34

Originally Posted by Serpico99 [View Original Post]

To all of the long time mongers: this Coco at Angel Therapy is not the same Coco from several years ago that was at BKY Therapy in Annandale, is it? I know I dumped some good loads into Coco from BKY and she even invited me over to her apartment right off of 495 and Little River Tpke one time to have some fun.

It cannot be the same Coco from BK. She was a once in a lifetime ATF. Where is she now.

**MrSunnyHills** · 10-25-17 13:53

Originally Posted by Nyhornet [View Original Post]

They probably do the Chinese table shampoo.

I have only once had a table shower (in a different city) from a Chinese. It was decent. Curious what you meant.

**Serpico99** · 10-25-17 05:12

Originally Posted by RubMeLongTime [View Original Post]

Angel Coco OMG Mic Drop.

Nothing more to say.

Rub.

To all of the long time mongers: this Coco at Angel Therapy is not the same Coco from several years ago that was at BKY Therapy in Annandale, is it? I know I dumped some good loads into Coco from BKY and she even invited me over to her apartment right off of 495 and Little River Tpke one time to have some fun.

**Oontz** · 10-24-17 22:01

Originally Posted by Dvldwg [View Original Post]

In the ad they don't mention any name, but when I showed up the sign above the door said Far East.

I haven't been there since the name / management name. Thanks for the update.

Originally Posted by Dvldwg [View Original Post]

I'm not sure what to think about these relatively few places becoming so busy due to the lack of other quality options.

I didn't have any problem getting into Mikos til it started popping up here. And Smile as a spillover. Angel too. Going through the board, you see the same problem with places that get glowing reviews. They get over busy til it dies down.

**Dvldwg** · 10-24-17 17:32

So, last week I finished work a little early and decided to head out to relax a bit. My first stop was Miko's, but there was a guy in a car parked directly across from the door messing with his phone. He could have just been waiting and playing games on his phone, or he could have been recording for some purpose, either way it creeped me out so I decided to try my luck with Smile around the corner. Unfortunately, when I parked I had just enough time to see another monger walk up to the door and after an extended conversation get let in. I figured they were probably busy and decided to head out and try something new (to me).

I looked through some ads to find something relatively close and decided to head a little ways out west. http://nova.backpage.com/Therapeutic...azing/29020123 In the ad they don't mention any name, but when I showed up the sign above the door said Far East. I'd heard of them from before, but I'd never taken a trip so I thought why not. I opted for the hour and Mindy was my provider. TS was decent, and the massage was above average. She really dug into me, at some points I thought I might leave bruised. Next time I might ask her to ease up, at the end she said it'd make me taller, ha! Anyway, overall it was a good experience and I left feeling relaxed with the expected ending.

I'm not sure what to think about these relatively few places becoming so busy due to the lack of other quality options. I guess I'll just have to keep on exploring.

**NyHornet** · 10-23-17 23:18

Originally Posted by HiNMitey [View Original Post]

FF is definitely legit. When did they start offering showers?

They probably do the Chinese table shampoo.

**JmSuttr** · 10-23-17 19:11

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**JmSuttr** · 10-23-17 18:49

Originally Posted by BunkerBuster [View Original Post]

First, I tip everyone who's supposed to get a tip and who puts in the effort, including the girl who washes my hair, the guy who brings my food to the door, etc.

If I've paid $50 for a legit massage, and it wasn't very good, I've already paid enough and won't tip. If the masseuse asks what I like, pays attention to what I say about where I need work, responds to my reactions with harder or lighter pressure, etc. , then I'll tip. If it's just a rote, by the numbers massage, with no attempt to personalize it, what is the tip for?

Same with a haircut. If I don't like what I see in the mirror, and the barber did a half-assed job, what's the tip for? If it's bad enough, I'll even refuse to pay. That's only happened once, LOL.

Agreed. It shouldn't be automatic either way, tip vs no tip. And my issue with the poster who began this discussion is that he seems to have an automatic "no tip" rule for any legit massage, regardless of effort or quality.

If a massage is really bad, or if the masseuse is rude or has a bad attitude, I absolutely understand not leaving a tip. But, if that was the case, it should be pretty obvious by the time an hour has passed. Extending the session to 90 minutes is a pretty good indication that the massage didn't completely suck. Under those circumstances it's pretty hard to justify leaving nothing, IMHO.

**Bunker Buster** · 10-23-17 15:40

First, I tip everyone who's supposed to get a tip and who puts in the effort, including the girl who washes my hair, the guy who brings my food to the door, etc.

If I've paid $50 for a legit massage, and it wasn't very good, I've already paid enough and won't tip. If the masseuse asks what I like, pays attention to what I say about where I need work, responds to my reactions with harder or lighter pressure, etc. , then I'll tip. If it's just a rote, by the numbers massage, with no attempt to personalize it, what is the tip for?

Same with a haircut. If I don't like what I see in the mirror, and the barber did a half-assed job, what's the tip for? If it's bad enough, I'll even refuse to pay. That's only happened once, LOL.

**Phoenix06** · 10-23-17 13:03

So I visited my favorite spot and Angel to find she is in such hi demand that no time was available until 3 hrs in the future; which unfortunately for me was not an option.

Popped around the corner to the Pinetree Spa. Met by a 50 ish tiny and not too well worn women. Asked if she was the only one and she called to the back for her friend who was 40 ish but still not to my liking so I left.

On to Garden Spa a couple of doors down.

Met by another 50 ish who brought out a 35-45 lady. Pleasing enough but not an Angel. Decided WTF I'm here.

TS was decent with all the right attention to all the right spots.

Her name I think was Cindy but not 1000% sure on that.

5'3" from Korea probably 110 lbs not a spinner B+ C- not a bad bod but again no Angel.

Massage is decent 10 min into it she has everything off. I'm still face down.

Some DATY and she give BBBJ followed by P2 P. No full service and she doesn't want FIV.

All in all not a bad experience. Won't repeat, but she had a good attitude.

Just no chemistry for me.

Usually takes 3-4 visits to get that far so it was a nice surprise.

Sad that I now have to call ahead for Coco, she is still the No 1 go to.

Be Safe.

P6.

**Pbarber307** · 10-23-17 10:12

Happy Monday, folks!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWW4ZJYNahY

PB.

**OldManInVa** · 10-23-17 07:36

Originally Posted by JmSuttr [View Original Post]

No offense but didn't find that site particularly helpful. It's basically a bunch of anonymous posters with opinions all over the map. One poster said they tipped $1 per minute for a massage, which is extremely high.

I found this site to be short, sweet and to the point:

http://emilypost.com/advice/general-tipping-guide/

Last time I went to the spa at my Vegas hotel, I wanted to make sure my tipping was in line with standards. The woman working the counter said they see a wide variance, typically 15%, up to 25% for some of the more generous customers. Many of these positions are paid based on the expectation that the provider will be tipped based on standards for the industry. You should never feel obligated to tip if the service provided was terrible.