Massage Parlor Reports

**Exclient** · 09-25-17 23:48

9 forgot to mention that in this hypothetical, you were lucky to have the venue relatively empty. Usually, there are no indicators of a slow business day. But when in the middle of your session the phone rings and your lady picks up, she tells the person on the other end to try her on another day, and seems to mean it. But in the end, with the customer being unusually annoying and relentless, she tells him to visit, not in the next hour, but in about 4 hours time.

**Exclient** · 09-25-17 23:22

Gentlemen, let me present you with a hypothetical. This is a question I have of economics.

Suppose you visit a spa one day, having only gone there a few times before, with big gaps in between each visit. You go there with a certain amount of cash in hand because you are on a strict budget and because you know that this place is always a good value. There is no worry of an up-sell, and the service, just as it is, satisfies. Furthermore, you bring no more cash than necessary, because this woman has no reputation to make you think that anything further could happen. There is no testimony from any other past customer, that you have seen, to make you wonder if you might get even luckier than you already are simply because you get to see her tonight.

So you go. And you suddenly find yourself in the same pleasant position you have been in before with this woman. Except this time, you notice, this position you are now in is happening a lot closer to the start of the session. Just a few minutes in, in fact. Why, she is doing things to you now before the flip, not waiting, so that when the flip comes, it's a lot sooner, and it feels like just a natural extension of what she is now doing. The movements of the two of you are so in sync that the flip. When it happens- feels like the natural result of a mutual decision made, rather than the result of a request. And soon after the flip, she continues with the HE, but is doing it so well, that it compels you to sit up straight. But once you sit up straight, she then moves in for your lips and tongue with hers. You are locking lips. This is fast turning into a GFE. As much as that is possible in a parlor. The kisses compel her to not resist when you try to take off her shirt, and then her bra. She helps, of course, with the bra. You then move in for the nipples, and she responds. You then get her on her back, more deep kissing ensues, you get her pants off, and then go down with a vengeance. For the next 15 minutes or so, you bring her to 5 orgasms, more or less, with your tongue, leaving her body all covered in sweat. Meanwhile, during all of your hard work, you lose your arousal, and wouldn't even mind if you both decide to conclude. But then you sense that she wants to actually thank you for your hard work, and gets your arousal back up. She then guides you into her, until she makes damn sure that you too will orgasm. And orgasm you do inside of her.

And then, once the session ends, and it is time to pay, you feel somewhat guilty and fearing the disappointment that is sure to come in this moment of financial reward and renumeration. You say in all earnestness that you don't have anything beyond what you were going to pay, and she says its alright, and it is. You leave with paying something less than $100. Later, you search again for any hint of anyone paying her more for the normal amount we are all used to paying for this kind of activity, and you don't find it.

Let's say this happened to you. This dream, hypothetical scenario. Do you:

A) never return again, after all, what goes up must surely one day come down, and you would rather end everything on the highest of high marks.

B) return again, bringing more money this time, and preparing now to spend at significantly higher levels every time, because all barriers have been broken / all cherries have been popped, even though this may mean either visiting at much less frequency, or just getting in trouble with the SO, because there is no longer enough money for the morgage / rent.

C) return again, with the same amount of money as before, but with possibly a slightly higher tip of $20 or so, as an indication of excellent service, but still at a level that is far below normal rates.

D) return again, with the same amount as before, and with the same, strict, original spending cap in place as per the original visit.

E) return again, and ask her how much she now expects. Letting her take the lead, if and when it happens again.

F) break up with your SO and immediately ask for this woman's hand, tongue, and vagina in marriage.

In short, given this uncommon situation, where the supply / service is beyond expectation given the amount of money laid down, how would you attempt to normalize and therefore guarantee future good times for all parties involved, with feelings hurt, and with dignity left intact?

I ask because, I am convinced that without pro-active measures taken, this situation could not sustain itself and / or end well for all parties involved. Right?

Your input, please.

Thanks, C.

**Miketastic69** · 09-25-17 09:30

Originally Posted by TomMcAn [View Original Post]

I don't recognize the gal, at least from my prior interactions with Luba. That is, if you're talking about the same Luba who worked in Bethesda and Silver Spring back in the heyday of the Montgomery County spas. I saw Luba a number of times back then, but my last visit with her was about 15 years ago.

Perhaps someone will TOFTT and post a report. I'm not in a position to do so right now.

She had that basement entrance in Silver Sprimg with the hair salon equipment. The lady would visit from Virginia and vice versa. She was also Russian and fine. She would not entertain any activity and made it clear that that was Luba's thing and not hers.

If no one toftt I will when I venture back to DC. 0.

**RareGent** · 09-25-17 07:53

Originally Posted by Lioil [View Original Post]

Was out of it due to trips but saw them closed (hope not raided). I know jenny was a weekender and she did mention she was studying to be a hairdresser. Wondering if she quit all together.

Ditto please PM if any info on Angel ladies.

**Tom McAn** · 09-25-17 00:17

Originally Posted by Miketastic69 [View Original Post]

The one on the right reminds me of someone that ran with Luba marina years ago. May be a fund place.

I don't recognize the gal, at least from my prior interactions with Luba. That is, if you're talking about the same Luba who worked in Bethesda and Silver Spring back in the heyday of the Montgomery County spas. I saw Luba a number of times back then, but my last visit with her was about 15 years ago.

Perhaps someone will TOFTT and post a report. I'm not in a position to do so right now.

**CoolKent1982** · 09-24-17 21:19

Girl name Zara located in little river pike near 495, call and booked hr, parking lot has few spot, greed by young Thai lady who speak little English, about 30 around 150 has big top, hand me a visitor parking permit, after I return she led me to to room was clean, took a shower and start massage, was good and after 25 minutes told me to flip star rub My arms and leg, nothing sensual, after reach 50 minutes mark she call the end of massage, I ask that's it? She said yes, 1. 2 just for massage, no HE, she even mentioned 1. 2 is not big money, well now I just wish I never make the call, wasted of money.

**Miketastic69** · 09-24-17 01:05

Originally Posted by RidgeRacer [View Original Post]

Anyone have any info on this ad:

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...317953834.html

They're operating out of the same salon that a latina used to operate out of and she provided extras so seems promising. Not sure if the $ would be sll inclusive or just the house fee though. Any intel would be appreciated.

The one on the right reminds me of someone that ran with Luba marina years ago. May be a fund place.

**Member #6748** · 09-23-17 21:27

I stopped by Miko's in Chantilly and dreamed of Cindy but got Jessica. She was an attractive woman in her mid 40's. She was no Cindy but I did leave happy. She had a wonderful two hand technique to care for both major areas (P-Massage). I only stayed for a half-hour and I was out $6 & $4. I will go back and see who the other women are who replaced Cindy.

**Member #6804** · 09-23-17 13:38

Anyone have any info on this ad:

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...317953834.html

They're operating out of the same salon that a latina used to operate out of and she provided extras so seems promising. Not sure if the $ would be sll inclusive or just the house fee though. Any intel would be appreciated.

**OldManInVa** · 09-23-17 13:32

Dreamed I went for a drive to Dumfries and tried Oasis. The spa is located in a run down strip mall, right next to MVC adult store and a Hispanic grocery store. There is plenty of parking and it is a pretty busy shopping center. I went in and met Sara, an older provider (probably late 50's). She led me through a somewhat cluttered entry area to the room. The massage was nice, a medium pressure, very thorough and not rushed at all. She then asked me what I wanted. After reading previous reports, I knew a BBBJ was on the menu and that is what I ordered. She takes her time with lots of teasing and not afraid to let her tongue roam over the boys. I was very pleased with the service.

The service was great, although her age could be a little turn off to anyone expecting a younger provider. If you know what you are getting, then you won't be disappointed.

**Member #6822** · 09-22-17 16:18

Was out of it due to trips but saw them closed (hope not raided). I know jenny was a weekender and she did mention she was studying to be a hairdresser. Wondering if she quit all together.

**Mustang946** · 09-22-17 15:24

http://nova.backpage.com/Therapeutic...count/22274827

My two go to MPs were booked and I didn't want to wait so I tried this location in Alexandria which is just a block or so from a few other AMPs. The mid 30-40 year old Chinese lady that opened the door and was my masseuse did not speak English well. I asked for a table shower which is mentioned in their ad. A very well spoken younger lady came from another room and told the older woman in Chinese and then me that it would follow the massage. It was actually just cleaning and drying on the massage table itself. The actual massage was very good and therapeutic only. No extras at all. I probably will not repeat as I have found others who give better massage with extras. I think total was $80 including tip.

**The Nub** · 09-22-17 11:02

Met Linda when she worked at the CH day Spa in Woodbridge and she delivered a standard service but very solid and wouldn't cut corners. She was my goto therapist when I didn't feel like spinning the wheel. More recently I ran into her at the ZY massage place in Woodbridge and she was still a solid therapist. But since ZY closed, anybody know where she landed? Feel free to PM.

**Krakatoa** · 09-21-17 23:13

Originally Posted by GripNSip [View Original Post]

Let me personally try to clarify the spa I believe this person is referring to. This review left me a little perplexed at first as well until I researched "massage pro" which used to be the name of a spa in falls church. Massage pro is listed as permenantly closed online but this place occupies the same address. Search "w broad street" on backpages and you'll find the link to the spa in question. I've been several times and it matches up with his review. It is located on the second floor of a business building. Though it's not called massage pro anymore I think it's something like "green health massage" (hazy on the details but it has green in the name) There is a short-haired Asian masseuse who works there goes by the name Christine (at least that's what she told me), young and attractive. This place does offer a pretty good massage and cheaper than the standard rates. . 6 for an hour. I dreamed of HE every time I went so you don't have to worry about getting lucky if that's what you're looking for after the flip. From my experience they don't offer any UTC roaming. Just a standard handshake, but if you're looking for a decent massage with the aftermath as a mere bonus, then it's worth a try.

Reasonable hypothesis. I have had identical experience at this location. It's a reasonable value option of the Chinese persuasion.

**Dvldwg** · 09-20-17 20:54

Originally Posted by Xfunrvax [View Original Post]

I had a dream that I stopped by the other day when I had a hour to spare. When I opened the door, I entered a small waiting room. After a quick knock, an asain last, probably 40, greeted me and took me back. Before starting the massage, she locked both entrance doors (definitely a plus).

Started with the table shower, very hands on. Moved into the massage room and received an average massage for about 30 minutes. Right before the flip she got on top of me and was rubbing her body against mine. When I flipped over I noticed she was actually topless.

She went straight for it then took her bottoms off. She got on top in the 69 position and proceeded with the HE. She moved closer with her mouth and used spit to lube it up, but it didn't go any further than the standard finish.

I was caught off guard, probably more on the menu.

Damage. 8 and. 4 tip.

I decided to check this place out the other day after this intriguing review. My experience wasn't quite as robust, but I still enjoyed a decent massage and left happy. My masseuse was "Kim", though she clearly had to think a moment before answering so it made me think she hadn't quite settled on the name she'd be going by. The location is pretty convenient, though the shopping center was pretty busy. Table shower was nice, as above plenty of attention paid to the right areas. The massage was pretty good with back walking and a hot towel. Some light teasing before the flip, but nothing like above and I was not surprised by anything after the flip. OTC roaming was allowed, and a satisfying HE but it didn't go any further than that for me. Definitely friendly and maybe worth a repeat. Damage $. 2 house / tip.