Massage Parlor Reports

**SpecialOne8** · 01-11-18 09:52

There is hope for help in the Keys afterall brothers.

On my seek-and-savor mission last week, I decided to head north to the Islamorada area in the hopes that relief would indeed be available and it was. For those of you who wish to gamble, there are two possibilities between MM-92 and 87. On this night, I stopped in at the MM-87 location first. It is located on the northbound side of Overseas Highway (US-1) in a free-standing building that houses two businesses. The AMP is the one on the left. Limited parking is available, so be advised. Once inside, like the first AMP I reviewed, there is NO barrier between the front door / lobby and the actual rooms. Within just two seconds of my entering the building, a very attractive young woman came out to greet me with a beaming smile, pleasant attitude and touchy-feely signal that I had hit the right place this time! She asked me if I wanted massage, to which I happily responded: YES! She then politely asked me if I could come back in an hour because she was the only girl on-duty at the time and she was currently busy. Well, after getting a chance to be touchy-feely myself with the proper response coming from her, I was more than willing to head out for an hour in anticipation of what was to come upon my return. Perhaps it was a mistake, perhaps not, but I chose to head further north to the other AMP mentioned in earlier posts (the one located at MM-91 in the two-story office building directly across US-1 from the local hospital) which featured the older lady with a great body and long hair. As described in the earlier post, two women were present, both with long hair and great attitudes to match. I was greeted by the younger of the two who was wearing LONG pants. LOL! Once upon hearing I was there for a massage, she happily whisked me into a room and told me someone would be in shortly to provide massage. Within two minutes and with me having already assumed the position, the "older" lady came in wearing those "short shorts" so well described in the prior report. She went right to work on the kinks, working them out. She truly knew what she was doing and took her time doing it! It was great! She covered all the bases except walking on my back. (Although such service was clearly available in this studio based on the ceiling rails I saw facing me on the flip-side massage.) Needless to say, she knew what she was doing there, and took her time making sure to notice where my hands were as a sign I was going to need some TLC before the end of the session. Once I was dressed, she returned with the obligatory bottle of water, a hug, kiss and a smiling thank you when she saw I left two jacks on the table for a tip.

If you need more details than this, you know how to reach out to me here on USA but be advised, I rarely come her anymore due to lack of time to post. All I can promise is that I do respond to requests from other hobbyists when I have the time to do so.

Ciao for now brothers!

**SpecialOne8** · 01-05-18 17:57

Originally Posted by Ninja23 [View Original Post]

Has anyone tried the new AMP that just opened in Big Pine Key? Curious.

I did, and was just as disappointed as the previous brother who stopped in several months earlier.

**SpecialOne8** · 01-05-18 17:53

Forgive me brothers, for it has been nearly two years since my last report, but trust me, I had my reasons.

Anyway, here's my report on AMPs between Tavernier and Key West on my current travels south to the Keys.

After arriving here in the Keys for New Year's week, the weather turned to crap, leaving me with little else to do but check out the latest AMP offerings in the Keys, so I did.

First on my list was the little place tucked back off USA 1 in the Big Pine Key area. I did not catch the actual mile-marker due to all the devastation both on and off the road. But as a landmark, you can use the bridge-termination point as you approach from the southbound direction. Should you do this, keep your eyes on the right. You will pass several one-story commercial buildings, and then you will see a small strip-center painted in Key Lime Pie yellow. Once you come upon that building, you will see the obligatory LED sign that says "massage" in the window, with the stereotypical self-stick pics of people getting massaged. My suggestion. Park on the side of the building and walk around to the front entrance. Once inside, you will find the place to be clean with an open front lobby; no front desk or secured front-window that can be opened by the mamasaan before she agrees to let you into a room. Some may say this is a good thing, some may not like the lack of a first-stage barrier, but nonetheless, I think it is important to point this out.

I was greeted by an older (less than 50) slightly-pudgy lady who quickly escorted me into a room. Once there, she told me to get comfortable. As I began to do so, I noticed the disclaimer-sign on the wall; the same sign others have mentioned in prior reports dating back to the spring of last year. After reading that sign, I thought twice about staying, but with no other options open to me for the day, I decided to see what would happen. Needless to say, the result was a less than desired rub with no emphasis on working out the kinks, and when the time came for the real nitty gritty, she got me all hot and bothered, but even after signalling I needed special attention with the offer of a generous helping of a monetary gift, she giggled and continued to say no. Once she noted the hour was up, she was out of the room. Although I shouldn't have, I did leave a very small tip only out of respect (knowing most of these girls work for tips ONLY) and got dressed, said thank you and got on my way.

Other reports from locations north of Marathon to follow in the coming days.

**TacoSupreme** · 12-07-17 15:33

Originally Posted by Louielouie [View Original Post]

I as told by a regular that's its game on after the second visit.

I visited here last week and met with Emily. Great massage. She didn't drape, but no fun on the flip. Don't get down here too often, so who knows about a second visit. I was driving a black hemi charger that she commented on, so that might've thrown her off. Anyway, headed south about 10 miles to the second floor massage place, had a great time.

**Chaos83** · 10-17-17 15:35

Stopped by one of the newer parlors in KW last night. Parking lot and set up seemed promising. As I entered mam san took the hourly rate and led me back to a vwry clean and private room.

Thats where the expectations stopped. On the walls there are printed sheets claiming theraputic services and no extras. Girl came in, older than I like but it was late on a Monday night. She repeatedly asked if I had been there before that might have been my cue and I blew it.

Overall good legit massage. Nothing on the flip, nothing offered or even hinted at. I think multiple visits may loosen things up. May try again if for no other reason than 70 for 1 hour isn't expensive in KW.

**Louielouie** · 05-20-17 14:57

Originally Posted by Rudn34 [View Original Post]

Was passing through and stopped by Asian Massage on Overseas Hwy near Tropical Ln for a one hour massage. Very nice looking provider, young and pretty. Clean and spacious rooms. Good massage provided, expect she has been trained. On the flip legs are massaged through towel no skin-on-skin contact, no teasing, no extras. Maybe different for the regulars, as I admitted I was a first timer passing through, but I expect this place is legit.

I as told by a regular that's its game on after the second visit.

**TriaMachine** · 05-20-17 12:00

Was passing through and stopped by Asian Massage on Overseas Hwy near Tropical Ln for a one hour massage. Very nice looking provider, young and pretty. Clean and spacious rooms. Good massage provided, expect she has been trained. On the flip legs are massaged through towel no skin-on-skin contact, no teasing, no extras. Maybe different for the regulars, as I admitted I was a first timer passing through, but I expect this place is legit.

**Frank M** · 05-06-17 11:39

An Asian massage place opened on Duval not to long ago. Have been there twice. First time with my SO (her idea) and the second time alone. Very legit. If you go be aware that they do massages upstairs and down. Get the upstairs place. Much nicer. Also, they seem to use a lot of forearm and elbow in their work. It can be painful at times. If anyone has had a different experience please let me know.

Thanks.

Frank M.

**PilotPete** · 04-15-17 20:41

Originally Posted by Ninja23 [View Original Post]

Don't see a name Just banner grand opening asian massage then saw another in Cudjoe Key 7.

Checked it out. $70 hr, terrible massage by untrained Korean. No joy, either.

**PilotPete** · 04-05-17 18:26

What about Bambuddha in Marathon? Any experience there?

**Ninja23** · 04-04-17 12:30

Originally Posted by PilotPete [View Original Post]

What is the name of it? I will be in the area soon and may check it out. Hate to run all the way to KW so need to find some relief in the middle keys.

Don't see a name Just banner grand opening asian massage then saw another in Cudjoe Key 7.

**Louielouie** · 04-04-17 09:44

They are in Key Largo and Tavernier. I have not heard anything other than the one that got busted a couple years ago.

**Ninja23** · 04-03-17 21:02

Looks like another AMP opening on Cudjoe Key!

**PilotPete** · 04-03-17 17:01

Originally Posted by Ninja23 [View Original Post]

Has anyone tried the new AMP that just opened in Big Pine Key? Curious.

What is the name of it? I will be in the area soon and may check it out. Hate to run all the way to KW so need to find some relief in the middle keys.