Humaniplex 411 & Reviews

**Dolato** · 03-10-17 18:13

One of the few repeats I've done. She first was at 1. 6 then by the time I went back for another round, she was at 1. 8 for the half. A must at the opening price, but at 1. 8 she has competition. Not sure what her rates are now. She's been up by lax but is heading to OC and I'd give her a thumbs up for atleast a one time. Her body is no joke and I hope the hotel life of fast food and red bulls don't bring it down. Pretty face and a friendly demeanor. For those that have seen her and had a chit chat, any info on where she's from? Not a thick southern drawl but something there that made me think she's from out of state and I can cross that state off my list.

http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/BrittanyFord

**Desperado22** · 03-10-17 17:54

Originally Posted by Dolato [View Original Post]

Can you share who the veteran friend is? I've found it useful to know what company they keep.

PM me for their handles, Dolato! I will kindly share the info with you.

**Dolato** · 03-10-17 17:45

Originally Posted by Desperado22 [View Original Post]

She has two friends on the site that are veterans of Hx. One I think is semi retired and the other is still active.

Can you share who the veteran friend is? I've found it useful to know what company they keep.

**Dolato** · 03-10-17 17:42

Once again, please keep in mind that this thread is to discuss the ladies. For those that like to discuss the guys, more power to you and to each their own but not here. There are hx threads in both OC and LA sections to discuss the men of HX.

And also, Liz got caught with a whole pound of the high octane stuff. I'm not a lawyer, but that can't be good regardless of where in the country.

**DutchTreat** · 03-10-17 01:02

Thanks for the lowdown, Desperado. I think I've finally come to my senses, after having been out ridin' fences for so long now.

She's definitely my type and conveniently located.

I may pull the trigger and see her, after I PM you.

Dutch.

Originally Posted by Desperado22 [View Original Post]

I've rolled in the hay with her a couple times recently late last month. She is a home grown OC gal that just began her hobbying a few months back. She has two friends on the site that are veterans of Hx. One I think is semi retired and the other is still active. Her menu is pretty much on point, although I know for a fact she raised her prices. I did qq for $. 6 (20 minutes) and both times went over time. My opinion, if your chemistry is on with her, you'll both have fun. I didn't DFK the first time because she said she was under the weather. On the repeat session, we DFK most of the time. She is absolutely loves DATY and quite responsive. The lettuce patch is practically brand new. She is a tight fit! Does all positions. I finished in K9. I've spent time afterwards spooning her. Almost feels like doing the gf for the first time. She's starting to build a network so I think she'll be here for awhile. Has some finances she needs to resolve. YMMV. PM me if you need more clarification.

**HapaBoy86** · 03-09-17 23:47

http://www.humaniplex.com/blogs/568314/

Anyone have experience with her. Per a few clubs she is a ***** to deal with limited GFE menu, and has attitude that she is the best.

**Malicious** · 03-09-17 23:28

Phuchover put an announcement indicating Liz needed help. $500 K bail and up to 20 years? Sounds pretty serious.

Originally Posted by NoochNooch [View Original Post]

I got a club announcement asking to xcom her account. What's the word on what she's charged with?

**Desperado22** · 03-09-17 21:51

Originally Posted by DutchTreat [View Original Post]

Thanks for the 411, Pudgy. I appreciate clarification in an ad so that there's no misunderstanding about what services are offered, but anytime a provider has such an extensive a la carte menu, it immediately ruins it for me, since an up sell could happen at anytime. More fish in the sea to be sure.

Dutch.

I've rolled in the hay with her a couple times recently late last month. She is a home grown OC gal that just began her hobbying a few months back. She has two friends on the site that are veterans of Hx. One I think is semi retired and the other is still active. Her menu is pretty much on point, although I know for a fact she raised her prices. I did qq for $. 6 (20 minutes) and both times went over time. My opinion, if your chemistry is on with her, you'll both have fun. I didn't DFK the first time because she said she was under the weather. On the repeat session, we DFK most of the time. She is absolutely loves DATY and quite responsive. The lettuce patch is practically brand new. She is a tight fit! Does all positions. I finished in K9. I've spent time afterwards spooning her. Almost feels like doing the gf for the first time. She's starting to build a network so I think she'll be here for awhile. Has some finances she needs to resolve. YMMV. PM me if you need more clarification.

**PotShot** · 03-09-17 07:57

Originally Posted by NoochNooch [View Original Post]

I got a club announcement asking to xcom her account. What's the word on what she's charged with?

She most likely got busted with a resellable quantity of high octane chicken feed which was her favorite party favor. I doubt she was dealing any of it and it was probably just her personal stash since she was known to go through a lot of it but fucking around with that shit in the bible belt is walking on thin ice.

**NoochNooch** · 03-08-17 22:25

I got a club announcement asking to xcom her account. What's the word on what she's charged with?

**DutchTreat** · 03-08-17 11:24

Thanks for the 411, Pudgy. I appreciate clarification in an ad so that there's no misunderstanding about what services are offered, but anytime a provider has such an extensive a la carte menu, it immediately ruins it for me, since an up sell could happen at anytime. More fish in the sea to be sure.

Dutch.

Originally Posted by Pudgy68 [View Original Post]

This is what she sent me:

My Rates:

B&G (15 min max) . 8, QQ (15-20 min max) $, HHR (40 min max) $5, Hour (75 min max) $$40.

+ . 5 Every Additional Hhr.

(Outcalls extra $50 depending on distance).

Extra's I'll do:

Pix: $50.

Video: $100.

Fetish and Role play: varies depending on what type.

Menu: GFE, DFK, DATY, DATO "On Me" FIV, FOV CFS; CG, RCG, MISH, DOGGY MSOG, BLS, FBSM, BBBJ, CIM, Pearl Necklace.

NO NO List: No Greek, No Facials, No CIH, No Hard Play, No Watersports, No Blood, Not in my bum, No CamelSlide AND NO BB.

DON"T EVEN ASK! Always safe!

Advice: BB might happen when a regular status is established. I would start off with CS first, then graduate. For me, there are more fish in the sea.

**Pudgy68** · 03-07-17 14:39

Originally Posted by DutchTreat [View Original Post]

Thanks for the 411, Dolato. And thank you for creating what will hopefully remain a drama free thread. Have you or any other monger had the opportunity to cross paths with this one?

http://www.humaniplex.com/classifieds/45936

She is currently staying in HB, which is on my way to work.

Thanks in advance!

Dutch.

This is what she sent me:

My Rates:

B&G (15 min max) . 8, QQ (15-20 min max) $, HHR (40 min max) $5, Hour (75 min max) $$40.

+ . 5 Every Additional Hhr.

(Outcalls extra $50 depending on distance).

Extra's I'll do:

Pix: $50.

Video: $100.

Fetish and Role play: varies depending on what type.

Menu: GFE, DFK, DATY, DATO "On Me" FIV, FOV CFS; CG, RCG, MISH, DOGGY MSOG, BLS, FBSM, BBBJ, CIM, Pearl Necklace.

NO NO List: No Greek, No Facials, No CIH, No Hard Play, No Watersports, No Blood, Not in my bum, No CamelSlide AND NO BB.

DON"T EVEN ASK! Always safe!

Advice: BB might happen when a regular status is established. I would start off with CS first, then graduate. For me, there are more fish in the sea.

**Dolato** · 03-06-17 17:08

I think I've been getting a few 411 on her since she's been drawing attention to herself on the boards lately. It seems like someone's been feeding some delusion of grandeur, probably guy that paid for her tits and nose. So here's the deal to those who may be interested in her. My info is pretty old. It was from late 2015 when she was first making the transition from BP to HX. She definitely belongs on BP but doesn't realize it. She's a white trashy type of girl, passable in looks, who was good for the affordable creampies. I've heard her rates went up to something like 1. 8/ hh since the plastic surgery and I have no idea if she's still open to BBFS. Service was decent, but she's a pass unless the rates are in the 1. 2/ hh area. For the 1. 8 to 2. 0 range, you should get top of the line looks and or service.

**Dolato** · 02-23-17 21:59

An internet buddy tells me she just got back from a vacation courtesy of the county. Expecting her to start making up for lost time and dinero. I think she's good for atleast a single visit to creampie, but she's not a bright bulb and more hood then suburbs.

**BDRiv** · 02-22-17 18:59

Originally Posted by GoRanger [View Original Post]

http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/SBTehran84

100% excellent feedback from anyone I had received info from.

Great body. She's in great shape. Can feel her implants, but that doesn't bother me at all. Pictures are accurate. Some said she looked older, I disagree. To me, she looked exactly like her pics. Some said she doesn't DFK, I thought she was great at it. Maybe they had bad breath. Haha full GFE menu, cim. Very cool personality, and like most all older women, comfortable with herself. Definitely will repeat soon.

Roger on this report. Sheena has a fantastic tall lean athletic body. And she can DT like nobodies business. A plus.

If you get her warmed up she is totally down with LFK, DFK, rimming, greek, and CIM.

Warning she is a bit on the flakey side and can be paranoid at times (drugs are bad m'kay), but for my historical rates ($60 BBBJCIM / $150 HRFS) she cannot be beat!