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**DongTatrong** · 02-23-17 00:26

Originally Posted by PokeHerFace40 [View Original Post]

Hey guys. Have any of you seen this one? I've done some research and she seems legit. I've also seen some reviews on other sites. I was just hoping maybe a senior member here could put me at ease before I take the plunge. Thanks in advance for all your help.

http://nashville.backpage.com/Therap...ility/20304844

I've not seen her but was intrigued as well. Funny you ask because I just checked TER and the reviews there said it's FBSM and nothing more. Hope this helps.

**Jeepster1** · 02-23-17 00:00

Originally Posted by TroyRunLover [View Original Post]

Pornstar Kelly Divine is this real?

http://nashville.backpage.com/WomenS...ivine/20518278

Google the email address and you'll discover that the real Kelly Divine says this is a fake.

https://twitter.com/kellydivine/stat...566208?lang=en

-Jeepster1.

**MichaelCosmos** · 02-22-17 23:35

Drew (http://nashville.backpage.com/WomenS...etter/20493308) and I have a looooooong history, I'd seen her several times for $. 40 quickies (with an ass like that {yes her ass actually does look like that} you can't turn down that deal) but each time I'd failed to get it up. I left her shabby little motel room each time a little bit more demoralized and insecure about my manhood. For a while I thought I'd done something to mess up my little soldier, but I'm barely 20 yrs old and don't do any weird drugs, so I figured I'd just been fapping too much. Actually now that I realize it, this is a pretty tragic backstory. But since I don't actually know any of you reprobate fucks in person I have no problem telling it.

Anyway, fast forward to recently. After several seamless interactions with other girls in Drew's line of work I figured that my dick problems were due to her lack of skill. I'd decided that it would be better for me if I stopped trying to fuck Drew all together (it was a hard decision, that ass is faaaaaaaaaaaaaaat). But after being stood up by a girl with presumably an even fatter ass than Drew's (details in a previous post if you want to read about it) I decided that I might as well hit her up one last time since I had the dough already on me and her fresh unenthusiastic pussy was just a 4 minute walk away.

Cue the CBJ. Once again I couldn't get it up so Drew suggested that I slid it in limp and try and get hard that way. I thought it sounded like a dumb idea but she insisted it worked all the time so I took her word for it since she is the professional. After about a minute and a half of pushing rope I had a half-assed but adequate tent pitched. That's when I realized that the reason I couldn't get it up all those times before was because each time she'd been giving me the shittiest BJ possible with an absurdly thick condom. After some decent mish we went to doggy and let me tell you, that ass does NOT quit. But this dick does, and when I realized that there was no way I'd bust wearing a condom thicker than some of my warmest winter gloves, I remembered that someone in this forum posted about Drew's proficiency in Indo-European languages (specifically Greek) so I decided I'd ask the question and, much to my suprise, she said yes. But my surprised went away when she demanded another $. 2 for it (go figure).

All you new guys out here, this is advice for your own good, don't let Drew be your first anal. She's terrible, absolutely abhorrent. She was laying there with her legs together while I was trying to find her pooper in between that amazingly fat fucking ass, I kindly asked her to spread her legs and she angrily told me to just put it in.

Now, I've had girls refuse doggy, cowgirl, and even CBJ, but refusing to spread your LEGS, when you're already lying down. Literally all you have to do is move your fucking legs.

Guys, Drew does not want you to have a good time. I'd tell you guys not to see her but it's inevitable that some of you will click on that link, see that relentlessly fat fucking ass, disregard everything I've written here, and decide to hit her up anyway. Honestly, it's no wonder that she can still make a living when she doesn't even bother pretending to give a fuck. She's probably relying on that ass since day one.

Anyway, I tried to do the best I could with the uncooperative badonk that was right in front of me, but it didn't help that she wouldn't shut the fuck up about how I only had 10 minutes left. Still, I pressed on. I did for my little dick, for the 4 Andrew Jacksons I'd given her, for all the other poor fucks that were unfortunate enough to fall prey to her fat fucking ass. But she was so uncooperative that I lost my wood and gave up. Annoying ***** had the gall to wish me a good night as I walked out the door with balls bluer than a Nashville summer sky.

Anyway this post is longer than I thought it'd be. Don't read any of this bullshit.

Long story short: Fuck Drew, fuck her ridiculous ass, fuck 12, fuck all of you degenerates, fuck the game, and fuck me.

**MichaelCosmos** · 02-22-17 22:53

This is my first time being stood up so I'm a little bewildered. Went to see Jess (http://nashville.backpage.com/WomenS...ndent/20372837) because that ass was abhorrently fat. Texted back and forth and she gave me an address and then a room number when she was 5 minutes out. She'd told me that ass would cost $. 80 for a hh so I was under the impression that I'd struck gold. When I tell her I'm there she tells me she's at Walmart and will be back in 3 min, so I wait in a secluded stairwell where I would be out of site while watching the parking lot for anything that looked like LEO. Then she texts me:"I don't think its a good idea, you give me the impression that you are interested in something other than companionship and that is illegal so I don't want to go any further with your request for my time. ".

I remained calm because I know that I didn't message her anything that would make her think I'm a dangerous person or something. The few texts I sent her asked for rates, location, and address, the normal stuff. I figured this was some kind of code / game to make sure I wasn't a cop so I told here that I obviously wasn't looking to do anything illegal, and that I just wanted to talk. She didn't respond. Luckily our good friend Drew (http://nashville.backpage.com/WomenS...etter/20493308) was a 4 minute walk down the road so I figured I'd cut my losses and move on. That would turn out to be a major bust as well (and not the good kind of bust), but that's a story for another post.

Long story short: I corresponded with Jess the same way I had with several other girls that I'd seen before her, she had me drive all the way out and stood me up for no reason. These hoes ain't loyal. Don't fuck with Jess.

**TroyRunLover** · 02-22-17 22:51

It's fake, like I thought too good to be true. The old pictures of her should have gave it away.

**TroyRunLover** · 02-22-17 20:19

http://nashville.backpage.com/WomenS...ivine/20518278

**TheRocketeer** · 02-22-17 18:55

http://nashville.backpage.com/WomenS...night/20198199

Saw a review of her from around December, and one pop up recently via another source. There's a bit of a shortage of older women out there, so I figured I'd be in contact. Took multiple hours to try and get something set up due to circumstances on her end, and then came the phone call.

I talked with her for a bit, and she started discussing multiple things. First of all, she's not FS (though I expected that), but mentioned $ in the call, "extras", and asked what kind of car I was driving. This sort of set off some red flags, so I promptly decided not to meet.

Maybe I spook too easily, I dunno, but better safe than sorry.

**PokeHerFace40** · 02-22-17 16:36

Hey guys. Have any of you seen this one? I've done some research and she seems legit. I've also seen some reviews on other sites. I was just hoping maybe a senior member here could put me at ease before I take the plunge. Thanks in advance for all your help.

http://nashville.backpage.com/Therap...ility/20304844

**BoroJ** · 02-22-17 15:39

Originally Posted by Jeepster1 [View Original Post]

Is this is the Brooklyn (Brook) who you're inquiring about?

http://nashville.backpage.com/WomenS...1508;/20464361

http://www.escortphonelookup.com/415-756-9955/

If so, I found a little info. First, if you Google the phone number it turns an up old review on Erotic Monkey (although some of the content on that site seems fishy), and a recent one on TER. Both reviews were positive.

Second, she popped up on LindseyA's Snapchat last night. Lindsey says they are doing doubles; I think this would be a good indicator that Brooklyn is legit.

Brook looked very pretty and pleasant on the Snapchat video. Her BP pics and video seem accurate.

-Jeepster1.

Hey Jeepster. That is her. Thanks for the additional info, especially the Lindsey tie back. I ran across some older posts in other cities where she has a friend as well. I saw those other two reviews, but questioned the authenticity of them. I looked for some posts in other cities she visits and didn't find anything either, so I was hoping to get some feedback from some locals here. May just have to pull the trigger and see.

**Jeepster1** · 02-22-17 12:24

Originally Posted by BoroJ [View Original Post]

http://nashville.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/lꍟ-s-40984;eeᖘ40996;41555;aꌗ40974;a-wꀤ41157;41508;41126;41751;41706;40996;41508;/20464361.

Any experience info with BP Brooklyn would be appreciated. Not a lot out there on this one, especially for how often she ads in town. PM is awesome.

Is this is the Brooklyn (Brook) who you're inquiring about?

http://nashville.backpage.com/WomenS...1508;/20464361

http://www.escortphonelookup.com/415-756-9955/

If so, I found a little info. First, if you Google the phone number it turns an up old review on Erotic Monkey (although some of the content on that site seems fishy), and a recent one on TER. Both reviews were positive.

Second, she popped up on LindseyA's Snapchat last night. Lindsey says they are doing doubles; I think this would be a good indicator that Brooklyn is legit.

Brook looked very pretty and pleasant on the Snapchat video. Her BP pics and video seem accurate.

-Jeepster1.

**DongTatrong** · 02-22-17 10:21

Originally Posted by TheRocketeer [View Original Post]

I was under the impression she was leaving out of town after tomorrow.

Guess not.

When we spoke, she said her car broke down and if would have cost her more to fix it than what it's worth. She said she can't leave now and is going to save up money to buy a new car. Hence her persistence on getting me to see her.

Whether it's true, who knows.

**Trek OCLV** · 02-22-17 08:53

Originally Posted by Sxywhtguy1 [View Original Post]

Any info on this one? I may toftt however wanted to exhaust my research beforehand.

http://nashville.backpage.com/Therap...oment/19980197

There are "therapists" to be seen, just not the one you'll see in the ad. They circulate different pics with the same number. It's a booking agency that connects with local talent. Roll the dice and see who you get then set your appointments directly once you find one you like. I found a good set of hands (female) up in Hendersonville who was very open to hand play and a superb HE.

Good luck.

**Smyrna78** · 02-22-17 02:11

Originally Posted by TheRocketeer [View Original Post]

I was under the impression she was leaving out of town after tomorrow.

Guess not.

I finally knew Anna this morning. She gave me her location and donation. She is in a hotel near the airport, the donation was acceptable. When I arrived at the hotel she gave me her room number but the room is in front of the lobby and there were a lot of people. So I called her back and she picked me up near the room ok. She is a cute girl and the fun was excellent. We ate BJ then missionary after k9 and she said she liked it on the tap, it was good service LOL the groom was not there.

**TheRocketeer** · 02-22-17 00:31

Originally Posted by DongTatrong [View Original Post]

I know she's been reviewed before, but am curious if anyone has seen her recently to give any updates. PM if you'd like:

http://nashville.backpage.com/WomenS...e-lol/20503856

I texted her (615-XXX-3551) and she wants me to come see her. She seems a bit eager. Even gave me pricing upfront. Just trying to watch my back.

I was under the impression she was leaving out of town after tomorrow.

Guess not.