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**JmSuttr** · 01-04-17 21:53

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/The...-1006/15896876

Has anyone given this a go? She's been solo massage for a long time and I've had a few enjoyable sessions. She's a little out of my area but I might be willing to make the trek for four-hand, depending on pricing, menu, attractiveness of the new partner, etc.

**JmSuttr** · 01-04-17 21:46

Originally Posted by TomMcAn [View Original Post]

It was very difficult to understand her, but it may have been Elly or Shelly. Her English was poor. As far as past visits, they all occurred before the Chinese MILF's departed for a season. I think the one I saw for the decent visit was Yoyo, but I can't be certain. I can't recall any of the other names, or else perhaps I forgot to ask.

For any place with multiple providers, like AMPs, crapshoot places and operations like the Centreville MILFs, it's really not possible to give either a blanket recommendation for good service or a generalized warning for bad. There's simply too much variation among providers (and YMMV issues with respect to each individual woman) and adding in the rotation factor makes it even less possible.

With that in mind, getting the name of the (good or bad) provider is essential, even if it's only for your own use so you can either request her or avoid her in the future. From putting your posts together with Roamin's reports, it looks like Judy, Nana and possibly YoYo are worth the $ while Shelly may not be or might possibly be a very YMMV experience.

Also, any member who wants to get the most out of a visit to the Centreville Chinese MILFs should really go back and read all of Roamin Roman's posts about them. That's because he has gone above and beyond in describing the steps he takes to get the best possible service. He puts in some extra work but he definitely reaps the benefits!

**Roamin Roman** · 01-04-17 04:15

Originally Posted by TomMcAn [View Original Post]

It was very difficult to understand her, but it may have been Elly or Shelly. Her English was poor. As far as past visits, they all occurred before the Chinese MILF's departed for a season. I think the one I saw for the decent visit was Yoyo, but I can't be certain. I can't recall any of the other names, or else perhaps I forgot to ask.

If this gal had some extra poundage and was in her mid-30's (estimated), then it's likely the gal you saw was Shelly. If it was the same gal, I had a decent time with her but can understand that some mongers might be a little disappointed. One thing was clear during my visit: She can ride cowgirl quite well. Was this her ad, by chance?

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...-area/23545503

**Tom McAn** · 01-04-17 01:12

Originally Posted by JmSuttr [View Original Post]

IIRC, Roamin has posted positive reports for Judy and Nana. You said you've had four bad visits and one good but, since ladies rotate in and out, without having names to associate with either negative or positive reports it's a little hard to figure out what the deal is.

For your disappointing visits, did you see four different providers or did you see the same woman (or women) more than once? And which provider was the good one? My reason for asking is because, just like with AMPs, outfits like the Centreville MILFs can feature some ladies who provide outstanding service and others who don't and without names to go with the reports there's no way for forum members to know the difference.

It was very difficult to understand her, but it may have been Elly or Shelly. Her English was poor. As far as past visits, they all occurred before the Chinese MILF's departed for a season. I think the one I saw for the decent visit was Yoyo, but I can't be certain. I can't recall any of the other names, or else perhaps I forgot to ask.

**JmSuttr** · 01-03-17 23:19

Originally Posted by OldBoomer [View Original Post]

I had a dream recently. I was looking to dream a dream I had before, but it was not responding, so I went to the BP dream list. There was an offer of a dream addressing morning Wood. This is an issue I often have, so I called for a dream with the hope of some good chopping.

Not hard to set up. Three call. A few minutes late, but nothing to speak of. Low end woodyard location, but not bad. Friendly, but not the full on emotional commitment that you like from your Wood service provider.

Large sized Wood chopper with a very nice oversize trunk for accepting wood. Extremely nice headlights for the price. This was a large horsepower chopper with full curves on the ax handles for a great grip, not the chopping spinner that some prefer. A faint scent of California Medical Services smoke was extant.

The wood chopping options were limited. Traditional chopping from above and behind and some on top. But the headlights while mesmerizing, were off limits to any adjustment. I just had to stare at them. In the end, I had to finish chopping the wood myself with some of the choppers manual assistance keeping the ball bearings on the chainsaw lubricated and tight. This may have been partly me, but others offering wood services have been able to chop me up into nice bits without my help.

The add for this wood chopper is no longer up. It may have moved on to another forest. Let me know if you see an add for wood and we can see if it has the same trunk and headlights.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Fem...calls/26155439

I think I've seen her post some "morning wood" ads recently. If Alexis is your wood chopper, I think I'll scratch her off my to-do list as your report doesn't make her sound too enticing.

**OldBoomer** · 01-03-17 22:45

I had a dream recently. I was looking to dream a dream I had before, but it was not responding, so I went to the BP dream list. There was an offer of a dream addressing morning Wood. This is an issue I often have, so I called for a dream with the hope of some good chopping.

Not hard to set up. Three call. A few minutes late, but nothing to speak of. Low end woodyard location, but not bad. Friendly, but not the full on emotional commitment that you like from your Wood service provider.

Large sized Wood chopper with a very nice oversize trunk for accepting wood. Extremely nice headlights for the price. This was a large horsepower chopper with full curves on the ax handles for a great grip, not the chopping spinner that some prefer. A faint scent of California Medical Services smoke was extant.

The wood chopping options were limited. Traditional chopping from above and behind and some on top. But the headlights while mesmerizing, were off limits to any adjustment. I just had to stare at them. In the end, I had to finish chopping the wood myself with some of the choppers manual assistance keeping the ball bearings on the chainsaw lubricated and tight. This may have been partly me, but others offering wood services have been able to chop me up into nice bits without my help.

The add for this wood chopper is no longer up. It may have moved on to another forest. Let me know if you see an add for wood and we can see if it has the same trunk and headlights.

**JmSuttr** · 01-03-17 21:47

Originally Posted by TomMcAn [View Original Post]

Having enjoyed an unexpectedly nice session with an Asian MILF earlier in the holiday weekend, I decided to visit the Centreville Chinese MILF location while passing through the area. I remembered there was a negative review back in November, but I was also hoping that gal would have rotated out and replaced by someone else. I arrived and was met at the door by a gal who looked like she was probably around 40, not thin but not fat either. After the usual formalities, I laid face down on the bed. She motioned for me to flip over. She skipped the massage, to which I was looking forward, and went straight for the main event. She handled that area roughly during the preliminaries. Once the main event was underway, it wasn't long at all before she asked me to pop. How old does she think I am, 21? It takes a little while for those of us pushing 60 to get going. She then removed the rain gear and tried to finish me off with standard NOVA. Again, her handling was rough. I finally had to take over, but she kept grabbing onto or jabbing sensitive areas. For $. 3 I expect a lot better service than I received. I suspect the only reason I got the full half-hour is because it took that long to finish following the rough treatment. Afterward I was sore, and I still am sore. It will be some time before I can play again.

That now makes four out of five visits to this outfit which haven't gone well. I realize Roman and others have enjoyed much better visits, and I'm grateful for them. As for me, I'm done with the Chinese MILF's unless I see or hear of significant changes and improvements.

IIRC, Roamin has posted positive reports for Judy and Nana. You said you've had four bad visits and one good but, since ladies rotate in and out, without having names to associate with either negative or positive reports it's a little hard to figure out what the deal is.

For your disappointing visits, did you see four different providers or did you see the same woman (or women) more than once? And which provider was the good one? My reason for asking is because, just like with AMPs, outfits like the Centreville MILFs can feature some ladies who provide outstanding service and others who don't and without names to go with the reports there's no way for forum members to know the difference.

**Tom McAn** · 01-03-17 01:21

Having enjoyed an unexpectedly nice session with an Asian MILF earlier in the holiday weekend, I decided to visit the Centreville Chinese MILF location while passing through the area. I remembered there was a negative review back in November, but I was also hoping that gal would have rotated out and replaced by someone else. I arrived and was met at the door by a gal who looked like she was probably around 40, not thin but not fat either. After the usual formalities, I laid face down on the bed. She motioned for me to flip over. She skipped the massage, to which I was looking forward, and went straight for the main event. She handled that area roughly during the preliminaries. Once the main event was underway, it wasn't long at all before she asked me to pop. How old does she think I am, 21? It takes a little while for those of us pushing 60 to get going. She then removed the rain gear and tried to finish me off with standard NOVA. Again, her handling was rough. I finally had to take over, but she kept grabbing onto or jabbing sensitive areas. For $. 3 I expect a lot better service than I received. I suspect the only reason I got the full half-hour is because it took that long to finish following the rough treatment. Afterward I was sore, and I still am sore. It will be some time before I can play again.

That now makes four out of five visits to this outfit which haven't gone well. I realize Roman and others have enjoyed much better visits, and I'm grateful for them. As for me, I'm done with the Chinese MILF's unless I see or hear of significant changes and improvements.

**Dooodler** · 01-02-17 03:58

This is all my imagination. I imagine I saw Nicole in Fairfax / Vienna. I had seen some good reviews and for the price I thought it would be worth the gamble. The reviews agreed that she gave a good massage and some indicated that there was more. I visited her small apartment and got comfortable. She is a bit older with a face and body that I myself find attractive. The massage itself was fantastic and she knew her way around the various techniques, including oils and hot stones. I've never had a professional massage, so I can't compare it, but it was pretty great. The back included the occasional ball-playing. On the flip she massaged and then gave a very energetic HJ. It was nice but I got the feeling that she was in a hurry to get it over with. After the explosion, she wiped up and continued with the rest of the massage until the hour was over. Then she said "finished" and offered the shower. The massage was great but we didn't seem to click and she seemed to avoid eye contact. I saw one reviewer indicate that there was more than a HJ available, but that didn't seem to be the case for me. Oh well. I think the great massage almost up for the $. 2 I had a great massage and won't return.

http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/se...-4658/20693153

**LukeCageFree** · 01-02-17 01:19

Took a trip to Angels after seeing the reviews on this board to shake off the bad feeling after a depressing Redskins loss. The therapy definitely worked.

Met at the door but the MMS and handed over 8 for an hour. Was brought to a room and asked to wait 5 minutes. I was worried 5 minutes was going to actually be 20 minutes, but that wasn't the case. A sexy slightly older K lady named Sin-D came in to the room a few minutes later. She undressed me then took me to the shower room where she proceeded w / a front and back table massage.

We returned to the room where she asked me to lie face down on the table. I lied on my back for about 30 minutes where I received a very therapeutic full body massage. She was definitely teasing as she got to the areas below the belt, so I knew some extras would be available. In addition to those signs, there were times where she was rubbing her juggs and rump up against my hands to further give me signals. She flipped me over and immediately my hands started roaming to basically anywhere they wanted to go. I asked her to take off some layers, at which point she just wanted to make sure I understood that tipping would be needed and I let her know I was gaming. The top and bottom came off and my hands continued to roam while she was giving me some HE action. I'm sure I could've gotten DATY off the menu, but I wasn't really feeling it. After both of us peaked, she helped clean up and then signaled that we were done. I gave her 6 for the tip, and she made a comment about how I should make it a happy new years gift for her, but I told her "next time", since I thought 6 was pretty fair.

All in all a good trip that did it's job by helping me shake off the heartbreak from the Skins loss.

Schedule / Wait: 8.

Environment: 8.

Massage: 7.

Extras: 8.

I can definitely see myself making another visit to this spot.

**Willy Host** · 01-01-17 22:21

Originally Posted by DC002 [View Original Post]

Seems to be a lot of Ads and when I search the web with the telephone number, no history pops up. Should I steer clear?

Also some asians have a number that anouther name pops up. TER says it is another name and that it is an agency. I guess they have providers that share a phone or pass it around when they are working. Is this safe to try?

All the Pics are delightful naturally. I don't care about a bait and switch, because I can turn around at the door too, but LEO is a fear for just trying to get a "Massage", etc.

Any thoughts, suggestions. Here in the Forum or by PM if that is appropriate.

Example: 603-XXX-2076 Ad sais one name. Google search for telephone finds it in TER, but the name is different. And it does say: Agency.

Thanks,

DC002.

Search the massage boards I've had the honor of seeing both ladies. Massage techniques are different, both very good, would gladly return to either. I know there are others, I can't speak to them directly as not had the pleasure of a visit, some day.

**Jimmy Luv** · 01-01-17 14:13

Finding "Whats Your Price" a little confusing. Seems most women in my area check all the boxes so it's hard to discern who is interested in UTR type arrangements. Had a several year UTR end earlier this year so always have interest in these sites. But congratulations on your success!

Originally Posted by Trewaller [View Original Post]

LOL I can't recall her name either but I remember researching her and vaguely recall some not so enticing aspects of her service plus I think she was a little weird but then again that could be considered normal. Anyway whatever I read about her caused me to never even open a line of communication with her.

On another note I am thriving up in the eastern panhandle as the girls don't exaggerate the value of their body as it comes to pleasuring men as much as some areas of the country and I have found that What's Your Price is another place to locate women who want to exchange sex for money but don't think that site gives them the same stigma as BP LOL. Although I did find one 26 why / o that may end up being a long term UTR.

**Tom McAn** · 12-31-16 01:51

Having resolved some medical issues for the time being, I decided to try mongering again. I took my monger phone with me figuring I might have some free time after work today. Indeed that happened. After running an errand I found myself in the Fair Lakes area. I checked my monger phone, but I soon realized I forgot to put the number for the Fair Oaks Chinese MILF in my phone. However, I'd put in several other phone numbers, including another Asian ad in the area. I called the other numbers but nothing worked out, so I rolled the dice and called the number on the Asian ad. I was directed to a decent extended-stay place not far away. Not surprisingly, the provider looked nothing like the model in the ad, but she was a reasonably attractive MILF. I decided to stay.

I was pleasantly surprised. The massage was brief but decent. Activities which followed after the flip were in line with services typical of the Chinese MILF's, except in this case I left drained and satisfied. Even more surprising is I left a few minutes after the allotted half-hour. The only downside is the provider wanted $. 3 for 30 minutes instead of the advertised $. 2. Other than that, everything turned out reasonably well. Seniors and contributing regulars are welcome to PM me for any additional details.

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...photo/24611896

**JmSuttr** · 12-30-16 22:19

Originally Posted by BuckshotWatson [View Original Post]

Isn't that Nayka / Farrah Ashline? Never heard anything good about her, but haven't seen her myself.

That's the name I was trying to remember, thanks! And her reviews on the oThER site under that name are even worse than those under the name Goddess.

Unless she's had a major attitude and service makeover, I plan to steer well clear.

**JmSuttr** · 12-30-16 20:48

Originally Posted by DC002 [View Original Post]

Seems to be a lot of Ads and when I search the web with the telephone number, no history pops up. Should I steer clear?

Also some asians have a number that anouther name pops up. TER says it is another name and that it is an agency. I guess they have providers that share a phone or pass it around when they are working. Is this safe to try?

All the Pics are delightful naturally. I don't care about a bait and switch, because I can turn around at the door too, but LEO is a fear for just trying to get a "Massage", etc.

Any thoughts, suggestions. Here in the Forum or by PM if that is appropriate.

Example: 603-XXX-2076 Ad sais one name. Google search for telephone finds it in TER, but the name is different. And it does say: Agency.

Thanks,

DC002.

You'll find a wealth of info right here in the forum if you use search keywords "crapshoot" and "Thai" or you can look at past posts by Roamin Roman, Kijimuna or myself.