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[Jolem]

LMAO this is easily a contender for best post of the year.

Frequently, women use codewords to mask their perceived inadequacies by transforming them into an asset. Often one asks what does this mean or is there a glossary or dictionary, in reference to these terms, abbreviations, and acronyms.

So, here you go,.

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[Kevinm1]

Can it really be that bad for you?

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Reading most of the posts, it's mostly people looking for reviews rarely are there reviews on a review board.

[DManExit12]

I can verify MassnhGuy. I had a similar experience with Jackie. She was pleasant to talk to, but the set up is terrible. I will not repeat.

I have been a reader on here for a while and decided to join in so I can warn you guys on my Jackie experience. When I contacted her she responded to have me come later in the day after 5. The fee was $. 00. After reading many reviews on here about her I thought I was in for the time of my life, but I was mistaken. When I arrived I had to wait 10 min in the car so she could get ready. She called me in and she did not look like her pics. She looked worn out almost like a drug user. Anyways I could here kids crying in the other room and she told me not worry about them and to get undressed and get on the floor. She laid out a dirty filthy blanket on the floor with a disgusting pillow to lay on. I said what the hell and just did it. She came back in and started the massage. I could still hear the kids crying in the back ground and all she did was turn up the music. After about 5 min we were chatting and she told me her roommate who is a guy was in the next room. At that point I wanted out! But I stuck with it because little Johnny wanted to finish. Anyways, the massage was great I give her that but during the massage her phone was blowing up probably from you guys! Anyways she was texting with one hand while massage with the other. She never got undressed like she promised for a sensual nude massage. Very disappointed. When she told me to flip I said to myself here we go!! But nothing!! Not even a tease. She finishes up and says ok done. I said what? She said all done get dressed and left the room. I remained naked on the floor until she came back in and I was like that's it? Yup. So I got dressed sat next her and asked why not a finish, she says. 75 more to finish. I said forget it and left. She sucked me in and tried to upsell herself in the end. Very disappointed. I texted her about an hour later and told her I was very disappointed in her service and that I could have gone to the AMP and gotten more. She said next time bring more. Sorry, no next time for me!!

[Gallo1]

Can it really be that bad for you?

This is one of best summaries I've read. Absolute truism on all.

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[QuincyFire]

This ad continually pops up in Braintree. The problem is no one has taken the plunge, at least on this board.

There's a new picture of her naked and the face is not hidden at all. The link still works.

http://massachusetts.backpage.com/Fe...ature/33278723

2 Latina ladies blonde 1 older 1 younger the 40 year old is in charge I said I can only afford one the old one was fine with me nice looking big jugs so the other one went to the bathroom for the half hrs I got a decent covered by then some sexy Latin talk as she rode me she then proceeded to spin around 4 reverse cowgirl very nice ass the damage was buck an a half good enough to repeat but sometimes the first time was always the best I haven't been back Happy Hunting.

[Mr Bao]

I was there about one month ago and posted about it. My time was similar, not 21 but not 47 either. I honestly had fun, as I wrote about. I also said I would return. I think that is unlikely. Too many other choices. I really don't understand why "they" all seem to out right lie and post fake pics. I guess if you at least get enough one time visits from us then it's worth it for them. My trusted Duo Provider called me today. They are finally back in town w / new talent. I'll let you know how that goes tomorrow.

PM me the spot as I'm trying to relocate the Harrison spot and Allston one.

[TurnOverHoney]

And the links to the ads lead to deleted ads, so they do try to fly low.

This ad continually pops up in Braintree. The problem is no one has taken the plunge, at least on this board.

There's a new picture of her naked and the face is not hidden at all. The link still works.

http://massachusetts.backpage.com/Fe...ature/33278723

[ProPress]

Called a number 929-xxx-5743 that resides near Wendy's on Newport Ave. Asked operator age, and she said 21. Arrived there, three old hags in their 47 years of age. I said jokingly, so who is 21 here. Old hag 1 pointed at the other hag 2. I said hahaha, deez nutz are 21. I walked to the door and the hag 3 smiled at me as hag 1 asked if I want her. Hells no! I roll out!

Quincy is the same as CTown, all linked up.

I was there about one month ago and posted about it. My time was similar, not 21 but not 47 either. I honestly had fun, as I wrote about. I also said I would return. I think that is unlikely. Too many other choices. I really don't understand why "they" all seem to out right lie and post fake pics. I guess if you at least get enough one time visits from us then it's worth it for them. My trusted Duo Provider called me today. They are finally back in town w / new talent. I'll let you know how that goes tomorrow.

[Kevinm1]

Snowbunny is often code for willing to do Coke, as long as you bring it. Avoid those one.

It's also what pimps call their white ****** also reason to avoid, I always thought skibunny meant coke *****.

[FourShip]

The pics are hers. 5' 4", 125 lbs. Had her come to my place. Very GFE service and she pleases really well. Very personable and love a bit on conversation, performance as I said is very GFE. She also offers duos by I declined. Definitely a repeat next time I'm in Boston.

http://boston.backpage.com/FemaleEsc...oston/37145523

[Psalyer]

Just wondering if anyone has seen her lately. She's around the area once again but the last good reviews from the other site are from 2014. Something about her milfness and big fake titties that just get me going. Please PM me if you can discuss.

Not lately, but I saw her a few years ago and had a great time. She has that older porn star look to her, with fake tits and lips and a tight ass. I saw her when she worked at RSG.

[Psalyer]

Todd is so true expecially the every single black chick ring to be something they aren't, I've even read an add where the chick said she was a "snowbunny" and was real dark.

Snowbunny is often code for willing to do Coke, as long as you bring it. Avoid those one.

[M Scores Easy]

This is one of best summaries I've read. Absolute truism on all.

Frequently, women use codewords to mask their perceived inadequacies by transforming them into an asset. Often one asks what does this mean or is there a glossary or dictionary, in reference to these terms, abbreviations, and acronyms.

So, here you go,.

BBW = fat.

Voluptuous = fat.

Curvy = fat.

Curvaceous = fat.

Thick = fat.

Rubenesque = fat.

Womanly = fat.

Hourglass = fat.

Supersized = fat.

Pic of a flower only? = fat.

Pic of face only? = fat.

Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat.

Gives bra size only? = fat.

Busty = either saggy or fat.

Naturally busty = saggy and fat.

Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly.

Slim = no boobs.

Svelte = no boobs.

Slender = no boobs.

Dancer's body = no boobs.

Runner = no boobs.

Spinner = no boobs.

Yoga = no boobs.

Bombshell = fake boobs.

Baywatch = fake boobs.

Playboy = fake boobs.

Model = fake boobs.

Brazilian = black.

Butterscotch = black.

Caramel = black.

Chocolate = black.

Cinnamon = black.

Creole = black.

Cuban = black.

Dominican = black.

Ebony = black.

Egyptian = black.

Eritrean = black.

Ethiopian = black.

Exotic = black.

Hawaiian = black.

Mahogany = black.

Mocha = black.

Mulatto = black.

Nubian = black.

Mixed = black.

Mature = old.

Courtesan = old.

Gracious = old.

Graceful = old.

Refined = old.

Elegant = old.

Classic = old.

Conservative = old.

Original = old.

Soft skin = old.

Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:

College Student = late 20's.

Just turned 18 = mid 20's.

19 = possible jailbait.

21 = late 20's.

28 = late 30's.

No age? = same as "28".

Intelligent = brunette.

Sorority Girl = blonde.

Selective = overpriced.

Exclusive = very overpriced.

Classy = can't afford lingerie.

Freaky = doesn't shower between clients.

Nasty = doesn't shower at all.

Upscale = snooty personality.

All American = all trailer trash.

Princess = I have an attitude problem.

Party girl = I'll be high on drugs.

On fire = active herpes outbreak.

Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service.

Coed = plain looking with acne problem.

Girl next door = looks like the boy next door.

Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures.

Energetic = methamphetamine addict.

Down to earth = boring.

College graduate = sleeps with professors.

FOR THE PROFESSIONAL ADS:

New to business = changed name.

New to area = changed name and moved across town.

Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.

Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.

Discreet = I check your I'd.

Discrete = I can't spell.

Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me.

Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly.

Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners.

Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat.

I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.

Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money.

Snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp.

Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.

AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.

AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type.

You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.

You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.

What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:

Unless specified, you can assume:

Hair color = brown.

Hair length = to shoulder.

Eye color = brown.

Age = mature.

Height = short.

Weight = heavy.

Cup size = small.

Measurements = large.

Occasionally, an in shape attractive woman, not overweight, can be found on backpage. However, they are the ones usually with the mental issues. The ones who seem normal without any problems are the ones you are going to find that are overweight.

Once in a blue moon, you'll find someone not overweight and without mental issues, attractive, etc. But those are few and far between.

[Kevinm1]

Todd is so true expecially the every single black chick ring to be something they aren't, I've even read an add where the chick said she was a "snowbunny" and was real dark.

Frequently, women use codewords to mask their perceived inadequacies by transforming them into an asset. Often one asks what does this mean or is there a glossary or dictionary, in reference to these terms, abbreviations, and acronyms.

So, here you go,.

BBW = fat.

Voluptuous = fat.

Curvy = fat.

Curvaceous = fat.

Thick = fat.

Rubenesque = fat.

Womanly = fat.

Hourglass = fat.

Supersized = fat.

Pic of a flower only? = fat.

Pic of face only? = fat.

Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat.

Gives bra size only? = fat.

Busty = either saggy or fat.

Naturally busty = saggy and fat.

Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly.

Slim = no boobs.

Svelte = no boobs.

Slender = no boobs.

Dancer's body = no boobs.

Runner = no boobs.

Spinner = no boobs.

Yoga = no boobs.

Bombshell = fake boobs.

Baywatch = fake boobs.

Playboy = fake boobs.

Model = fake boobs.

Brazilian = black.

Butterscotch = black.

Caramel = black.

Chocolate = black.

Cinnamon = black.

Creole = black.

Cuban = black.

Dominican = black.

Ebony = black.

Egyptian = black.

Eritrean = black.

Ethiopian = black.

Exotic = black.

Hawaiian = black.

Mahogany = black.

Mocha = black.

Mulatto = black.

Nubian = black.

Mixed = black.

Mature = old.

Courtesan = old.

Gracious = old.

Graceful = old.

Refined = old.

Elegant = old.

Classic = old.

Conservative = old.

Original = old.

Soft skin = old.

Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:

College Student = late 20's.

Just turned 18 = mid 20's.

19 = possible jailbait.

21 = late 20's.

28 = late 30's.

No age? = same as "28".

Intelligent = brunette.

Sorority Girl = blonde.

Selective = overpriced.

Exclusive = very overpriced.

Classy = can't afford lingerie.

Freaky = doesn't shower between clients.

Nasty = doesn't shower at all.

Upscale = snooty personality.

All American = all trailer trash.

Princess = I have an attitude problem.

Party girl = I'll be high on drugs.

On fire = active herpes outbreak.

Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service.

Coed = plain looking with acne problem.

Girl next door = looks like the boy next door.

Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures.

Energetic = methamphetamine addict.

Down to earth = boring.

College graduate = sleeps with professors.

FOR THE PROFESSIONAL ADS:

New to business = changed name.

New to area = changed name and moved across town.

Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.

Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.

Discreet = I check your I'd.

Discrete = I can't spell.

Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me.

Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly.

Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners.

Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat.

I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.

Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money.

Snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp.

Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.

AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.

AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type.

You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.

You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.

What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:

Unless specified, you can assume:

Hair color = brown.

Hair length = to shoulder.

Eye color = brown.

Age = mature.

Height = short.

Weight = heavy.

Cup size = small.

Measurements = large.

Occasionally, an in shape attractive woman, not overweight, can be found on backpage. However, they are the ones usually with the mental issues. The ones who seem normal without any problems are the ones you are going to find that are overweight.

Once in a blue moon, you'll find someone not overweight and without mental issues, attractive, etc. But those are few and far between.

[Iman2765]

Found a couple recent reviews at them - http://www.eroticmonkey.com/paige-ly...t-boston-30753 . They all were 4-5 bananas LOL.

Just wondering if anyone has seen her lately. She's around the area once again but the last good reviews from the other site are from 2014. Something about her milfness and big fake titties that just get me going. Please PM me if you can discuss.