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**SkyWalker13** · 12-12-16 11:59

Frequently, women use codewords to mask their perceived inadequacies by transforming them into an asset. Often one asks what does this mean or is there a glossary or dictionary, in reference to these terms, abbreviations, and acronyms.

So, here you go,.

BBW = fat.

Voluptuous = fat.

Curvy = fat.

Curvaceous = fat.

Thick = fat.

Rubenesque = fat.

Womanly = fat.

Hourglass = fat.

Supersized = fat.

Pic of a flower only? = fat.

Pic of face only? = fat.

Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat.

Gives bra size only? = fat.

Busty = either saggy or fat.

Naturally busty = saggy and fat.

Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly.

Slim = no boobs.

Svelte = no boobs.

Slender = no boobs.

Dancer's body = no boobs.

Runner = no boobs.

Spinner = no boobs.

Yoga = no boobs.

Bombshell = fake boobs.

Baywatch = fake boobs.

Playboy = fake boobs.

Model = fake boobs.

Brazilian = black.

Butterscotch = black.

Caramel = black.

Chocolate = black.

Cinnamon = black.

Creole = black.

Cuban = black.

Dominican = black.

Ebony = black.

Egyptian = black.

Eritrean = black.

Ethiopian = black.

Exotic = black.

Hawaiian = black.

Mahogany = black.

Mocha = black.

Mulatto = black.

Nubian = black.

Mixed = black.

Mature = old.

Courtesan = old.

Gracious = old.

Graceful = old.

Refined = old.

Elegant = old.

Classic = old.

Conservative = old.

Original = old.

Soft skin = old.

Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:

College Student = late 20's.

Just turned 18 = mid 20's.

19 = possible jailbait.

21 = late 20's.

28 = late 30's.

No age? = same as "28".

Intelligent = brunette.

Sorority Girl = blonde.

Selective = overpriced.

Exclusive = very overpriced.

Classy = can't afford lingerie.

Freaky = doesn't shower between clients.

Nasty = doesn't shower at all.

Upscale = snooty personality.

All American = all trailer trash.

Princess = I have an attitude problem.

Party girl = I'll be high on drugs.

On fire = active herpes outbreak.

Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service.

Coed = plain looking with acne problem.

Girl next door = looks like the boy next door.

Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures.

Energetic = methamphetamine addict.

Down to earth = boring.

College graduate = sleeps with professors.

FOR THE PROFESSIONAL ADS:

New to business = changed name.

New to area = changed name and moved across town.

Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.

Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.

Discreet = I check your I'd.

Discrete = I can't spell.

Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me.

Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly.

Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners.

Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat.

I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.

Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money.

Snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp.

Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.

AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.

AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type.

You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.

You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.

What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:

Unless specified, you can assume:

Hair color = brown.

Hair length = to shoulder.

Eye color = brown.

Age = mature.

Height = short.

Weight = heavy.

Cup size = small.

Measurements = large.

Occasionally, an in shape attractive woman, not overweight, can be found on backpage. However, they are the ones usually with the mental issues. The ones who seem normal without any problems are the ones you are going to find that are overweight.

Once in a blue moon, you'll find someone not overweight and without mental issues, attractive, etc. But those are few and far between.

**Rome400** · 12-12-16 03:50

http://boston.backpage.com/BodyRubs/...-eyes/36911537

In case anyone was looking to see her.

https://vk.com/tale__of__love

**RubAndTugGuy69** · 12-12-16 02:11

Trying to find some people: does anyone have any recommendations.

**KentPlus** · 12-11-16 23:10

Originally Posted by Longjblues [View Original Post]

How about the rest of the story? How did you come to agree to a price of 100? I have been seeing her for a long time and she has never charged 100. Never heard from others that she charged 100. So I am curious how you negotiated 100? Do tell!

I don't doubt that a guy could be disappointed by Jackie or any other lady, but I think it is quite clear that this is either bs from someone new to the board, or we are not getting the full story.

YMMV is the only constant in this hobby.

Indeed, YMMV. Especially someone like single mother hosting at own place with kids around.

Jackie was actually good when I saw her about a month ago.

She apparently had a babysitter to watch her kid when I visited her place; so, no issue with crying kid around.

When desperate for $, things tend to get into hectic and chaotic for both. And losing "good service" as she gets destructed by kid, etc.

I am sorry to hear about your bad experience with Jackie.

**KentPlus** · 12-11-16 23:02

Originally Posted by FourShip [View Original Post]

In boston for another conference, . Saw some reviews about this lady and decided to try her, went to her incall. She is about 5'4", about 130 lb. She is not thick actually sexy. Did an HH services were DATY, BBBJ, and CFS with multiple positions. No rear entry and not a clock watcher. I went over the HH and I reminded her of its 35 minutes already, she said don't worry about it, she knows I was watching the clock and she appreciate your honesty, gave me a kiss. Now her incall location will change but since I'm' just visiting your lovely state Ill just have to find her again. Will repeat.

http://boston.backpage.com/FemaleEsc...axxxx/37213828

Glad to hear that you had a good time with Melissa!!

Safe Hobbying!!

**Fuhgetaboudit** · 12-11-16 19:56

Yeah, Asian guy in the living room is usually "Frank". If you get his phone number directly, you can get decent bookings and girls at the various locations. You are right, half hour at best because the girls get started fast, and even with a twenty or twenty five minute around the world and fs session, you are out in less than half an hour. That is, unless you take the shower before and after the session. They usually have 2 bedrooms going at once in the unit in that building. Walk in, living room in the middle, one bedroom to the left, and one to the right. A lot of old Asians walking the sidewalks in the residential area, have given me a lot of stares.

Originally Posted by CleoBos [View Original Post]

They normally put multiple ads with different #s everyday. I believe the same group operates similar places in different towns like Danvers. Getting the appointment was quick. You will probably be given a different address near to this place if you are a new customer. Its a small apartment building with multiple units. On reaching a guy (the pimp) opened the main door to escort into the room. The girl was young and pretty. She escorts into the bedroom while the guy would wait in the living room which is very awkward. Cash upfront which is $1. 6 for HR. She gets into work as soon as she gets the money. Everything (CBJ, K9, MISH, DATY) was covered and absolutely no massage to speak of. As soon as you are done, her english skills will vanish immediately signaling the end of the appointment. Girls rotate every week and if you would like to try then go for the shortest time possible as you will be out in a few minutes anyways.

http://massachusetts.backpage.com/Fe...37-21/37489586

**CleoBos** · 12-11-16 18:37

They normally put multiple ads with different #s everyday. I believe the same group operates similar places in different towns like Danvers. Getting the appointment was quick. You will probably be given a different address near to this place if you are a new customer. Its a small apartment building with multiple units. On reaching a guy (the pimp) opened the main door to escort into the room. The girl was young and pretty. She escorts into the bedroom while the guy would wait in the living room which is very awkward. Cash upfront which is $1. 6 for HR. She gets into work as soon as she gets the money. Everything (CBJ, K9, MISH, DATY) was covered and absolutely no massage to speak of. As soon as you are done, her english skills will vanish immediately signaling the end of the appointment. Girls rotate every week and if you would like to try then go for the shortest time possible as you will be out in a few minutes anyways.

http://massachusetts.backpage.com/Fe...37-21/37489586

**Regnet Exitium** · 12-11-16 16:26

Just wondering if anyone has seen her lately. She's around the area once again but the last good reviews from the other site are from 2014. Something about her milfness and big fake titties that just get me going. Please PM me if you can discuss.

**TheIceGuy** · 12-11-16 16:07

Originally Posted by Longjblues [View Original Post]

How about the rest of the story? How did you come to agree to a price of 100? I have been seeing her for a long time and she has never charged 100. Never heard from others that she charged 100. So I am curious how you negotiated 100? Do tell!

I don't doubt that a guy could be disappointed by Jackie or any other lady, but I think it is quite clear that this is either bs from someone new to the board, or we are not getting the full story.

YMMV is the only constant in this hobby.

To back this up, I've tried to get in touch with her for days, and she did finally reply to me two days ago telling me avg donation $. 5- 5.

If true, maybe he harassed her about money so much that she did a half ass job as you'd expect someone would.

She finally replied to me again about her location. Thinking of hitting it up, but after the other reviews (not the original) I'm not sure. I went to a strip club last night and found a unicorn. Let me touch and kiss her tits, neck, and touch her ass. Granted, the kissing and touching was rare because we were in an open VIP room, but she would lay across my lap a few times which allowed me to grab a quick rub of her tits. However, when talking with her after, she basically told me it's a YMMV situation. She tries to give good dances to everyone, but sometimes she gets carried away if attracted to the guy. And I'm well aware she probably said it just to get me back in, but I'm definitely going again. I'm hoping I can get OTC time.

Probably should be posted in stripper section, but it fits with Jackie. YMMV is huge with these girls as a lot of how they act depends on how you act.

**Psalyer** · 12-11-16 15:46

Originally Posted by Longjblues [View Original Post]

I have been seeing her for a long time and she has never charged 100. Never heard from others that she charged 100. So I am curious how you negotiated 100? Do tell!

I don't know about Jackie, but lots of girls will go for way lower than the normal prices, if you ask, and they like you. Won't happen on the first visit or two, but once they get to know you, and have a decent time with you, they may be willing to negotiate.

Right now, I got two very popular girls who normally go for $400 on TER seeing me for $120 half hours. And sorry, no I won't say who they are, took too long to get them to this point.

I have another $200 BP girl going for $60 a pop. Just be nice, clean, no not gross looking, and they may be up for it.

Normally I send a message saying I would like to see them, but only have XXX amount of money and ask if they are interested. I let them know they are free to decline, but you would be surprised how many take it, especially around holidays.

And, it really doesn't effect their performance at all.

**Bastardale** · 12-11-16 13:13

Originally Posted by Longjblues [View Original Post]

How about the rest of the story? How did you come to agree to a price of 100? I have been seeing her for a long time and she has never charged 100. Never heard from others that she charged 100. So I am curious how you negotiated 100? Do tell!

I don't doubt that a guy could be disappointed by Jackie or any other lady, but I think it is quite clear that this is either bs from someone new to the board, or we are not getting the full story.

YMMV is the only constant in this hobby.

I'm not a huge fan of Jackie. I've seen her multiple times and reviewed her before. But I'm currently not a fan of her only because of her high prices and her shorting me on time. First, I saw her a few months ago and she did not look strung-out. Second, each time I've seen her she has used a massage table, not a blanket on the floor. I'm calling BS on this one, too.

**FourShip** · 12-11-16 10:19

Had this student come to my hotel, Sasha is her name and is college student. Appt was an easy set up did an HR. She wore those sexy tight fitting jean jeggings. She is 25 years old in my estimation 5'5 and 126 pounds. Her nicest features is her backside and her personality is great. She is a bit apprehensive I sense she is a bit new, so a warm up is needed before the main event. Once you get her going she really gets into it, she participates in the festivities and class is now in session. She is not in a hurry take her time. One more thing please be aware she is a student if she does not respond she is either in class or in a study session. Since I'm only in town for a day, its a one shot deal until I come back to boston.

http://boston.backpage.com/FemaleEsc...-only/36371836

**FourShip** · 12-11-16 10:03

In boston for another conference, . Saw some reviews about this lady and decided to try her, went to her incall. She is about 5'4", about 130 lb. She is not thick actually sexy. Did an HH services were DATY, BBBJ, and CFS with multiple positions. No rear entry and not a clock watcher. I went over the HH and I reminded her of its 35 minutes already, she said don't worry about it, she knows I was watching the clock and she appreciate your honesty, gave me a kiss. Now her incall location will change but since I'm' just visiting your lovely state Ill just have to find her again. Will repeat.

http://boston.backpage.com/FemaleEsc...axxxx/37213828

**Longjblues** · 12-11-16 10:00

How about the rest of the story? How did you come to agree to a price of 100? I have been seeing her for a long time and she has never charged 100. Never heard from others that she charged 100. So I am curious how you negotiated 100? Do tell!

I don't doubt that a guy could be disappointed by Jackie or any other lady, but I think it is quite clear that this is either bs from someone new to the board, or we are not getting the full story.

YMMV is the only constant in this hobby.

Originally Posted by Massnhguy [View Original Post]

I have been a reader on here for a while and decided to join in so I can warn you guys on my Jackie experience. When I contacted her she responded to have me come later in the day after 5. The fee was $. 00. After reading many reviews on here about her I thought I was in for the time of my life, but I was mistaken. When I arrived I had to wait 10 min in the car so she could get ready. She called me in and she did not look like her pics. She looked worn out almost like a drug user. Anyways I could here kids crying in the other room and she told me not worry about them and to get undressed and get on the floor. She laid out a dirty filthy blanket on the floor with a disgusting pillow to lay on. I said what the hell and just did it. She came back in and started the massage. I could still hear the kids crying in the back ground and all she did was turn up the music. After about 5 min we were chatting and she told me her roommate who is a guy was in the next room. At that point I wanted out! But I stuck with it because little Johnny wanted to finish. Anyways, the massage was great I give her that but during the massage her phone was blowing up probably from you guys! Anyways she was texting with one hand while massage with the other. She never got undressed like she promised for a sensual nude massage. Very disappointed. When she told me to flip I said to myself here we go!! But nothing!! Not even a tease. She finishes up and says ok done. I said what? She said all done get dressed and left the room. I remained naked on the floor until she came back in and I was like that's it? Yup. So I got dressed sat next her and asked why not a finish, she says. 75 more to finish. I said forget it and left. She sucked me in and tried to upsell herself in the end. Very disappointed. I texted her about an hour later and told her I was very disappointed in her service and that I could have gone to the AMP and gotten more. She said next time bring more. Sorry, no next time for me!!

**CuriousGorub** · 12-11-16 00:27

Don't waste your time here. Was told there was a shower and then when I arrived they started to act like they don't speak english. Was in a pinch so just went with the service anyway. Not worth it at all. Such bs ad's and NOT the same girls from the pics at all. They have several different numbers I believe. More like grandma status here smh.

http://boston.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/曰38889;38739;22899;-duo-special-grand-opening-jpn-kor-5-star-services-8322285103/37376811.