Escort Reports

[Serpico99]

Is Joyce back in NOVA, or was this several weeks ago? Haven't seen her ad in awhile.

If her ad is up on BP, then she is back in town. If it's not there, she isn't in town. And I have been checking often and she has not been in the area for a while so the recent posting of Joyce does not mean she is now or was recently in town. I'll leave it at that.

[Pbarber307]

Unless I know they've taken a full shower right before seeing me.

Reminds me of reading about Thai hookers who put knock out drops on their nipples and then once the john passes out, they rob him blind.

[NyHornet]

I finally had the time to meet our well-reviewed, quirky Chinese girl. I found her quite attractive. She has a nice full body with great natural tits. Cute beestung lips. Set up via text led me to an extended stay for an early morning visit. She met me at the door in her lingerie set, disrobed, squatted in front of the tub faucet and washed off her hairy little quim. Asked me to shower as well. After foreplay, got the obligatory sniff and spray. It's very subtle; she didn't sniff me all over like some bloodhound on the trail of a scent, like some reviews make it out to be. And she's not Toula's father with the windex bottle (My Big Fat Greek Wedding). Just a quick spritz and wipe down before BBBJ. Full round of positions and finished off with Russian, but I had to blow my wad on a tissue instead of on her tits. Was offered a shower before heading out. She had another client lined up. As I was dressing, she assumed the bathtub squat, washed up, then put on her lingerie set. For all her quirks, I noted that she didn't wipe down her tits for the next guy, especially after using them to nurse me and cradle my dick. Great girl, good connection, and great time. I will definitely see her again, but I'll be sure to have her take a full shower rather than the cursory squat.

Is Joyce back in NOVA, or was this several weeks ago? Haven't seen her ad in awhile.

[Miketastic69]

Along with what Mike said, the experience of getting told to go to a certain floor but not getting the room # is not that uncommon on a first visit with a provider. I have had that happen many times.

I just had a provider call 5 of my references and she stated herself that she heard I am totally cool and safe. But she still had me walk up and down the hallway before she opened the door.

[Miketastic69]

I finally had the time to meet our well-reviewed, quirky Chinese girl. I found her quite attractive. She has a nice full body with great natural tits. Cute beestung lips. Set up via text led me to an extended stay for an early morning visit. She met me at the door in her lingerie set, disrobed, squatted in front of the tub faucet and washed off her hairy little quim. Asked me to shower as well. After foreplay, got the obligatory sniff and spray. It's very subtle; she didn't sniff me all over like some bloodhound on the trail of a scent, like some reviews make it out to be. And she's not Toula's father with the windex bottle (My Big Fat Greek Wedding). Just a quick spritz and wipe down before BBBJ. Full round of positions and finished off with Russian, but I had to blow my wad on a tissue instead of on her tits. Was offered a shower before heading out. She had another client lined up. As I was dressing, she assumed the bathtub squat, washed up, then put on her lingerie set. For all her quirks, I noted that she didn't wipe down her tits for the next guy, especially after using them to nurse me and cradle my dick. Great girl, good connection, and great time. I will definitely see her again, but I'll be sure to have her take a full shower rather than the cursory squat.

Joyce is typically clean. Maybe she did not wash up in front of you but in the five or so times I've dreamed of her she was freshly showered. I even sniffed all over her as a joke to mimick what she did to me. LOL. Smelled like rice starch soap she uses.

[Miketastic69]

This is a request for some help. I am moving out to somewhat west of Manassas, and that is an area I am almost totally unfamiliar with. Advancing age, and the limitations of a fixed income, have significantly slowed my participation in the hobby, but I still get the itch and don't know the area well enough to find an appropriate scratching post. To me it is all virgin territory (pun intended.).

If anyone would be kind enough to share phone number and location intell on places for FS I would be obliged. I am partial to the ladies from Asia, but I'm open to all suggestions.

I feel like a newbie with a request like this, but my rather limited budget won't finance a lot of experimentation. If you could pm me you will earn my undying thanks.

As usual, I'm just plain Randy.

Randy, what a cool name! I hate to tell you that AMPs are sparse west of FFX, and FS is almost unheard of in 2016. There are a few choices. The centerville Thais, and try your luck at upper and lower Robert paris court. Although I do not get out to Virginia every week, I have been to nearly every known place over the past few months. My suggestion is keep enough funds and gas in your car to hit up PG county.

[Miketastic69]

I finally had the time to meet our well-reviewed, quirky Chinese girl. I found her quite attractive. She has a nice full body with great natural tits. Cute beestung lips. Set up via text led me to an extended stay for an early morning visit. She met me at the door in her lingerie set, disrobed, squatted in front of the tub faucet and washed off her hairy little quim. Asked me to shower as well. After foreplay, got the obligatory sniff and spray. It's very subtle; she didn't sniff me all over like some bloodhound on the trail of a scent, like some reviews make it out to be. And she's not Toula's father with the windex bottle (My Big Fat Greek Wedding). Just a quick spritz and wipe down before BBBJ. Full round of positions and finished off with Russian, but I had to blow my wad on a tissue instead of on her tits. Was offered a shower before heading out. She had another client lined up. As I was dressing, she assumed the bathtub squat, washed up, then put on her lingerie set. For all her quirks, I noted that she didn't wipe down her tits for the next guy, especially after using them to nurse me and cradle my dick. Great girl, good connection, and great time. I will definitely see her again, but I'll be sure to have her take a full shower rather than the cursory squat.

That rinse of the cooch is now deemed the NOVA Squat. Happens vey often. I typically take wipes and ask for them to freshen up the nips because they are often neglected. I like you folks but I don't want your residue!

[Miketastic69]

Unless I know they've taken a full shower right before seeing me.

It's also why I never dine. I think in all my years of hobbying, I did a little bit once to a long-time ATF.

Have you noticed especially at AMPs that many providers put the same outfit back on after? Even if they wash the flesh they are putting back on soiled clothes. I am guilty of endulging anyways. But I do not with incalls.

[Bunker Buster]

.Full round of positions and finished off with Russian. As I was dressing, she assumed the bathtub squat, washed up, then put on her lingerie set. For all her quirks, I noted that she didn't wipe down her tits for the next guy, especially after using them to nurse me and cradle my dick. I'll be sure to have her take a full shower rather than the cursory squat.

Unless I know they've taken a full shower right before seeing me.

It's also why I never dine. I think in all my years of hobbying, I did a little bit once to a long-time ATF.

[MrNiubility]

Got harassed really bad by one provider (old lady posing as a hottie) and her "daddy" harassed the shit out of me thru about a million phone calls (just ignored them). She opened the door and I was like ahhh man, WTF! I'm out of here! Lmao. I do have a nice Mr. Colt 45 for home safety. So they can come knocking all they want.
- Blue Bomber.

This is the least I want to see. Not a really active solo hobbyist myself, so I do not my regular life get bothered like that, since they have my phone number, sometimes email address. Also all my encounters are TER reviewed, and I could not even leave a too negative reviews because I'm even relying on the 2-3 providers I've seen as referrals.

Talking about referrals / screening, just saw this Atlanta provider traveling in my area, shoot her a TER PM, an email went nowhere. On her site she wanted photo of DL or working badge, employer name etc just for screening purpose? Way too much info required, hell no. Don't they understand that it should be discrete for both sides, I did not ask for her face picture or non photoshopped picture, nor did I ask for her day job.

[BlueBomber1]

If a provider is misrepresenting, by all means call her out and leave. This is easy to do with incall. Not so with outcall. They definitely do not want to make a scene at their hotel room (well, most of them LOL). It is a business transaction after all. I've left a few times. Got harassed really bad by one provider (old lady posing as a hottie) and her "daddy" harassed the shit out of me thru about a million phone calls (just ignored them). She opened the door and I was like ahhh man, WTF! I'm out of here! Lmao. I do have a nice Mr. Colt 45 for home safety. So they can come knocking all they want.

When I started in the hobby, I'd usually see a hot chick in a pic on BP, decide to visit and then open a door to see 1-2 African American chicks trying to scam guys. If they were cute and I felt safe, I'd typically offer less $ and go from there. However, a lot of providers, do not post their real pics for LE protection or don't show their face. I'd suggest not to have any expectations when seeing a provider. You do need to find a few favs and stick with them. I've actually have become friends with a few providers (Zienna Brooks who is totally awesome and Kayana Kaye who's my favorite and takes me out for my birthday past few years.). Find the ones you connect with. A hottie with no connection can be a real snoozer. Watch out for scammers too. Some cuties have no problem flushing out your wallet. Keep your wits about ya LOL. Enjoy and be safe.

- Blue Bomber.

Greetings guys, I'm fairly new to the hobby and has learned so much about using TER and forum for resources, but like all other YMMV stuff, personal preference vasts so much that sometimes the reviews were not really reflecting what I was looking for. I've only seen three providers, all based on good reviews (overall in the 7/10 range tho), but two out of three were kinda of letdown. The most recent experience, I went to a traveling provider who happened to be in my area, TER has generally good reviews, but when she opened the door, at least 50 more lbs compared to the no-face pictures. I didn't want to be rude so I still got in the tried it, but felt like wasting my time and money, since that's not really below my expectation. But she did prepare for my arrival and etc, so what would be the best thing to do if I'm in the same scenario next time, turned away immediately? Pay some for the preparation and left? TIA.

[Pbarber307]

I finally had the time to meet our well-reviewed, quirky Chinese girl. I found her quite attractive. She has a nice full body with great natural tits. Cute beestung lips. Set up via text led me to an extended stay for an early morning visit. She met me at the door in her lingerie set, disrobed, squatted in front of the tub faucet and washed off her hairy little quim. Asked me to shower as well. After foreplay, got the obligatory sniff and spray. It's very subtle; she didn't sniff me all over like some bloodhound on the trail of a scent, like some reviews make it out to be. And she's not Toula's father with the windex bottle (My Big Fat Greek Wedding). Just a quick spritz and wipe down before BBBJ. Full round of positions and finished off with Russian, but I had to blow my wad on a tissue instead of on her tits. Was offered a shower before heading out. She had another client lined up. As I was dressing, she assumed the bathtub squat, washed up, then put on her lingerie set. For all her quirks, I noted that she didn't wipe down her tits for the next guy, especially after using them to nurse me and cradle my dick. Great girl, good connection, and great time. I will definitely see her again, but I'll be sure to have her take a full shower rather than the cursory squat.

[TheBarbarian]

She gets a bad rap by many and maybe for good reason, here's what I know:

1. Her prices are high in comparison for a non-GFE.

2. She looks really good naked.

I thought her was ok performance, but man does she have a body.

[OldBoomer]

My go to provider for a full dream has evaporated. So time to venture out. Any experience with any of these?

This Riley seems to be relatively new. Few reviews.

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...u-get/25753907

✔Royal treatment-.

Riley 510-827-xxxx ASK ABOUT 2 GIRL SHOWS.

Poster's age: 25.

This Zienna is well reviewed.

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...anion/24650555

Zienna Brooks 💋 305762 xxxx (Fetishs - 2 girls) By Appointment.

Poster's age: 21.

• Location: Crystal city, Alexandria, DC in and out, Northern Virginia.

This one is Mocha Mellons based on phone search. Many reviews. MOST interesting.

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...-babe/25588793

[JmSuttr]

Greetings guys, I'm fairly new to the hobby and has learned so much about using TER and forum for resources, but like all other YMMV stuff, personal preference vasts so much that sometimes the reviews were not really reflecting what I was looking for. I've only seen three providers, all based on good reviews (overall in the 7/10 range tho), but two out of three were kinda of letdown. The most recent experience, I went to a traveling provider who happened to be in my area, TER has generally good reviews, but when she opened the door, at least 50 more lbs compared to the no-face pictures. I didn't want to be rude so I still got in the tried it, but felt like wasting my time and money, since that's not really below my expectation. But she did prepare for my arrival and etc, so what would be the best thing to do if I'm in the same scenario next time, turned away immediately? Pay some for the preparation and left? TIA.

Providers use lots of marketing techniques to persuade you to make that initial call and further persuade you to come out to see them. Probably the biggest complaint you'll read on this forum is the use of pics that are blatantly fake, old or otherwise misrepresent the provider's appearance.

Yeah, she prepared for your visit but had she used accurate pics you probably wouldn't have called her in the first place. No need to be rude about it but there's nothing wrong with saying that you had different expectations from what you saw in her ad. Also no need to feel obligated to give her any kind of "cancellation" fee because, again, you wouldn't have made the appt had she posted honest and accurate pics.

On a side note, these scenarios are why I'm not a fan of outcall. When the girl is at your door she can make a scene to put pressure on you to go through with the session or give her $ to shut up and go away. It makes a big difference when you're the one who can turn and walk away.