Massage Parlor Reports

[Hariending]

If Angel were to experience a big drop off in business when they raise their prices tomorrow? Or if clients called to book an appt and then canceled when they found out about the higher rates? I doubt it will happen because too many mongers tend to think with the little head and act on impulse, but it's interesting to consider.

I had a recent visit with Jenny (maybe the Jessy you met?) which was very nice but nothing that rocked my world. The TS, massage and finish were pretty much on par with experiences I've had at many AMPs and I might repeat if I happen to be in the area with an itch, but I doubt I'd make a special trip. I understand I haven't seen Coco, who seems to have the best reports in the forum, but nothing I've read about Angel raises it above the level of some of the other well-reviewed AMPs in the area. And, once their promotion ends, the price will no longer be an advantage over the competition.

Based on a recent review on the post I paid a visit to Franconia in Alexandria. I did not know the girls name, so decided the play the 'new girl' trick. My massage therapist spy Candy told me long time back I had a cheap customer look. When I walked in first time to the spa she saw me on the CCTV and did not want to take me. But she had to and she was happy ever since. I am a big tipper. When I go new spa, I am cautious about my image and try to act cool.

But not in FW, the girl, a little chubby, early 30's, showed me the room. I was not impressed and politely asked if there was a new girl. 'Sir I am the new girl and the only girl. If you don't like me, you can walk out'.

WTF?? I did not even provoked her, but had to walk out.

Another search in bodyrub led me to M&M wellness, 3 mts drive from FW. Met the mamasan and showed $160 and asked for a nice girl. OMG, got another bad bet. The massage was good. But otherwise, it was a waste of time for my weekend.

I got some PMs on other places in Alexandria, and will check it out.

Until then.

Peace.

[JmSuttr]

So, on a recommendation from a community member here, I dreamed that I visited the Cherubic place:

https://www.rubmaps.com/erotic-massa...irfax-va-36091

Located in a business park, there are lots of discrete places to park and walk. The entrance is unmarked, but unlocked. Go up stairs, ring bell. Asked for Coco, but she was with a client and had another appointment afterward. The only other working was Kim. Short, K-girl. Decent face. Thin. Small up top. Took an hour for. 6 (that is the house until 15 Nov) and yes to TS. TS was average. Massage was good. Theraputic even, with good backwalking. She followed directions well. Hard where it was supposed to be, soft where it needed to be. Didn't use oil or cream, but did emploiy a couple of hot towels. Only some light teasing on On the flip, out came the puppies. I dreamed she left top on, but pulled them out. Heavy roaming was allowed. Finish was average NOVA given more or less enthusiastically. Gave. 6 tip and she seemed satisfied with it.

I liked the fact that there was no heavy upsell or drawn out discussion of tip. Place was clean and pleasant. Kim was polite. No perfume. No distractions. There are 3-4 girls working, Coco who I did not see, Kim as reviewed here and Jessy who looked like a spinner with slgihtly better than average face. Over all a decent dream. Next time Coco.

If Angel were to experience a big drop off in business when they raise their prices tomorrow? Or if clients called to book an appt and then canceled when they found out about the higher rates? I doubt it will happen because too many mongers tend to think with the little head and act on impulse, but it's interesting to consider.

I had a recent visit with Jenny (maybe the Jessy you met?) which was very nice but nothing that rocked my world. The TS, massage and finish were pretty much on par with experiences I've had at many AMPs and I might repeat if I happen to be in the area with an itch, but I doubt I'd make a special trip. I understand I haven't seen Coco, who seems to have the best reports in the forum, but nothing I've read about Angel raises it above the level of some of the other well-reviewed AMPs in the area. And, once their promotion ends, the price will no longer be an advantage over the competition.

[Blind Lefty]

Ok first things first, a little confession. I'm the worst kind of board member; I hobby very infrequently, post even less, almost never TOFTT and when I do I rarely actually tell the team how it went. I'm no longer local but come back often and every once in a while have some free time and need to work out some kinks. When I do, I most often scour the board and just go with the most reliable, recent flavor of the month. Long long ago in a galaxy pretty close to here, I was less encumbered, with more disposable income and I developed a couple confidants here or other large dog related sites; but even those were barely just people that knew I had been around the block and could converse freely with me.

I say this not to beg absolution or request info for an upcoming trip but to simply point out how exceptionally rare me posting anything is. I had a flight that left me a big time window and my muscles were sore, so I came here and looked to see if there was any place worth going to or if I'd just go back to Franconia Wellness (the last place I'd gone when I'd felt the itch); I saw the recent posts about Coco at Angel Therapy (http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/la...erapy/25290395) and figured why not (full disclosure, I'm a cheap son of a * since disposable income tanked a few years back and a sucker for discounts, so their promo actually probably drove me more than anything).

When I got there someone else took me in (no way was she the girl everyone raved about looks wise; pretty and definitely acceptable for my experiences in NoVA spas but not one to get the comments I'd seen) so I asked if Coco was available since my friend had told me what a great massage she'd given him. Little hemming and hawing (of course she wanted the client) and off she went to get her. Unfortunately I did not get the first girls name. When Coco came in, I saw what everyone was talking about. She's a looker for sure, a step above everything else in spas normally. Thin, well proportioned and very pretty. Unfortunately as I learned later, she's thin because she's thin, not because she's really toned (which I prefer) but not a problem by any means, just not absolute perfection. Slight accent but very easy to converse with. Extremely pleasant and easy to be with; carried on small talk in such a way that she didn't intrude when I just wanted to relax and enjoy myself, but still kept things talking so we got to know each other a little, and act or not, seemed genuinely interested in the conversation (traits that more often than not are absent in spas even when everything else is excellent).

TS was good, no complaints. She took care of what was needed and attention was paid properly to areas that require it. Some light teasing was done but only foreshadowing.

Massage was superb. She knows what she is doing; if she hasnt had formal training I'd be amazed and would heap praise on whomever MMS or coworker showed her the ropes. Walked on my back and used her feet the right way; actually massaging with them and targeting muscles groups vs just taking a stroll. Can't say enough about how good the actual massage was; entire body felt like I was floating on a cloud at the end. And she didn't miss one area or leave anything under worked. I almost always feel like a masseuse doesn't pay enough attention to something, doesn't massage your hands or your arms or your calves or your feet or just something is overlooked / underattended; but not one thing I could think of in that regard with Coco.

When it came to the flip she did two things that were new to me (maybe they're common now or just I haven't had enough experiences). First she never actually asked me to flip or tapped me or anything like that. She basically just started light touching and blowing on my ear / neck in such a way that I arched into her and it gradually progressed until I'd turned over. I honestly felt like we were almost about to kiss it was so natural. Everything about the flip was great and then towards the end she basically started to climb onto the table and put her body against me and put her head into the nape of my neck. I again felt like it was almost about to start making out like teenagers. We didn't of course (maybe not of course? Not my specific thing and didn't push) but it sure had that feel and again felt so natural it could have been the end of a date.

And then afterwards she continued the massage, giving me a scalp, neck and shoulder massage. That right there, for me at least, is a practice that takes good masseuses into greatness.

OK so I've gushed enough. Nothing in life is truly perfect, so what fell flat? As mentioned she's thin because she's thin but it wasnt because she's super fit and toned; not a big deal or even a deal at all. She kept top and bottom on the whole time; I know "but blind, how could she even get a decent rating with that! I was able to massage her as much as I tried to and I'd guess that if you push it's not an issue. Let's be honest we're the ones paying for it; when I'm in there it's for me to feel good. Massaging her or her state of undress really only matters in how aroused it gets us and she didn't need any help with that, for me. I didn't feel any lack so I didn't push at all for anything. And finally she left the room a few times (enough to notice) but even that was for so short that the thought "oh great so she's going to leave me under the heating pad for 10 minutes of my paid hour" wasn't even able to complete before she came back in. And there was a slight stutter when she asked about the house fee because the original girl had apparently forgotten I'd given her it and actually told her I hadn't, but I don't think she was trying to pull one over or anything and if the other girl was (probably not also, prob just honest mistake) well then it'd be her that would get the demerit and not Coco. Nothing that would cause me to even hesitate before going back.

House fee was. 6. I normally only bring in. 4-. 5 over the house so that if nothing else little brain can't dig into the wallet and as the formally mentioned cheap SOB, am easily willing to only give. 2 if lackluster or even just walk out if not even that. I had. 5 on me, gave her it all and actually felt a little bad I couldn't give more. No mention of tips or any pressure at all as mentioned by someone else; I might wonder if he'd gotten another girl who just said yeah I'm coco, but everyone has an off day so maybe it was her.

Sorry for the wall of text but this one stood out for me. TL; DR Coco was amazing, if not the best spa experience I've had, easily top 3. And that's coming from someone who used to hit HWC back in the day when good-great massages and FS was the NORM every visit and once had another masseuse there come in to help because she was bored.

As always YMMV (doubt it and if so, what'd you do? And known board posters can pm any questions (tho there's not much I could have left out in that wall of text).

[SexsSarved9141]

Took the plunge here in NOVA. Heard good things about Halia so tried to contact her. Got a text and was confused so called. Turned out she wasn't in and I only had so much time. So, this nice girl sent me her BP page down below and I thought I'd give it a shot. Super cute girl and pics are accurate. She works out of same spot with Halia and a few others in a discreet area. Be ready for it to shift in a few weeks. Very nice and dreamed that she gave my back a great rub down. Friendly, non-rushed and appreciated the conversation with her. Overall, give it 7/10 (I'm used to a lot more from where I'm from.) This is my first time posting in NOVA and I noticed your style of posts are different from what I'm used to and are more vague. PM me for details.

http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/fu...cials/25490837

[OldBoomer]

So, on a recommendation from a community member here, I dreamed that I visited the Cherubic place:

https://www.rubmaps.com/erotic-massa...irfax-va-36091

Located in a business park, there are lots of discrete places to park and walk. The entrance is unmarked, but unlocked. Go up stairs, ring bell. Asked for Coco, but she was with a client and had another appointment afterward. The only other working was Kim. Short, K-girl. Decent face. Thin. Small up top. Took an hour for. 6 (that is the house until 15 Nov) and yes to TS. TS was average. Massage was good. Theraputic even, with good backwalking. She followed directions well. Hard where it was supposed to be, soft where it needed to be. Didn't use oil or cream, but did emploiy a couple of hot towels. Only some light teasing on On the flip, out came the puppies. I dreamed she left top on, but pulled them out. Heavy roaming was allowed. Finish was average NOVA given more or less enthusiastically. Gave. 6 tip and she seemed satisfied with it.

I liked the fact that there was no heavy upsell or drawn out discussion of tip. Place was clean and pleasant. Kim was polite. No perfume. No distractions. There are 3-4 girls working, Coco who I did not see, Kim as reviewed here and Jessy who looked like a spinner with slgihtly better than average face. Over all a decent dream. Next time Coco.

So likewise following the reviews here, I scheduled a dream. Called Sunday for a Monday dream. There was some confusion and a delay, but the reviews of dreams here were accurate. Coco is the to dream here. A few things:

The promotion has made them very busy. They need a Mamasan. Interruptions were a bit annoying, but not that bad. Great table shower, Great Attitude. Very good massage. Good communication and response to requests. Highly recommended for a AMP with a good table shower and overall experience. Treat the ladies nice. PM for details if you so desire.

[Volvos40]

Smile has been discussed here recently referencing the street it's on. My experience has been pretty average for the area. I haven't been to the river in a while but haven't gone back far enough to have experiences similar to yours.

Yeah, I got one of those. You don't know it till you've laid the benjies down. Thsn comes the green wrap. That was prolly 3 years ago. I gave up on KAMP, too many low life gambling grand-mothers. I do Chinese now. Hit or miss.

[Oontz]

Drove by some old haunts yesterday and wondered if either is worth a visit. I remember back in the days when you could get a good ole Saran Wrap job down by the river.

Smile has been discussed here recently referencing the street it's on. My experience has been pretty average for the area. I haven't been to the river in a while but haven't gone back far enough to have experiences similar to yours.

[Member #5834]

So, on a recommendation from a community member here, I dreamed that I visited the Cherubic place:

https://www.rubmaps.com/erotic-massa...irfax-va-36091

Located in a business park, there are lots of discrete places to park and walk. The entrance is unmarked, but unlocked. Go up stairs, ring bell. Asked for Coco, but she was with a client and had another appointment afterward. The only other working was Kim. Short, K-girl. Decent face. Thin. Small up top. Took an hour for. 6 (that is the house until 15 Nov) and yes to TS. TS was average. Massage was good. Theraputic even, with good backwalking. She followed directions well. Hard where it was supposed to be, soft where it needed to be. Didn't use oil or cream, but did emploiy a couple of hot towels. Only some light teasing on On the flip, out came the puppies. I dreamed she left top on, but pulled them out. Heavy roaming was allowed. Finish was average NOVA given more or less enthusiastically. Gave. 6 tip and she seemed satisfied with it.

I liked the fact that there was no heavy upsell or drawn out discussion of tip. Place was clean and pleasant. Kim was polite. No perfume. No distractions. There are 3-4 girls working, Coco who I did not see, Kim as reviewed here and Jessy who looked like a spinner with slgihtly better than average face. Over all a decent dream. Next time Coco.

[Member #6822]

I used that line once, but the provider did not seem to believe me. The provider said that she didn't remember me asking her name. There is another way I have used and it works 100% of the time. I am not going to announce it on the board, as the providers read the board and will make countermeasures. If we have pm'ed before, I will tell you.

Propilot-Always check your six.

Check you six? Does your trick involves anal?

[Propilot]

Easy way to get past that crap. I used to ask for someone specific based on reviews back in the past and didn't know how to get around the How you Kno Me question. Now, by default I say "I saw her in the way out and asked what her name. ".

I used that line once, but the provider did not seem to believe me. The provider said that she didn't remember me asking her name. There is another way I have used and it works 100% of the time. I am not going to announce it on the board, as the providers read the board and will make countermeasures. If we have pm'ed before, I will tell you.

Propilot-Always check your six.

[Tighuup]

I hit Herndon and Pine parlors fairly often. One girl at pine try's the face in the crotch fake BJ but that is it. All standard finishes in Herndon. And the quality of the massages are going down and the price is going up.

Looking at Herndon spa, enliven etc. Wondering if any started offering BBBJ? One girl used to a long time back at gallows but she left.

[Miketastic69]

Drove by some old haunts yesterday and wondered if either is worth a visit. I remember back in the days when you could get a good ole Saran Wrap job down by the river.

[Member #6822]

Easy way to get past that crap. I used to ask for someone specific based on reviews back in the past and didn't know how to get around the How you Kno Me question. Now, by default I say "I saw her in the way out and asked what her name. ".

So I left pretty angry then remembered the Coco reviews but hesitant because some people mentioned she asked tip upfront. Anyway I scheduled and met another lady but did see Coco. She's hot as advertised (for once) and the session was very good. Some slide, no BJ / FS which was fine. Ended up tipping. 9 and she was happy.

I also saw Jenny on my way in. She is pretty hot too but not sexy in the way Coco looks. She did complain a couple times in the hall in korean so not sure if she is one of those fussy providers. Either way going to check it out maybe next week.

[Miketastic69]

I schedule meeting with lotto and talked to mms when I got in. Then another girl who says she's not lotto starts questioning me how I know her. From Chi? I said online. She then asked me I just want a massage right and I just said I schedule with lotto why is she here. She say she give me massage I just told her that she is clearly not lotto then I will come next time (not.).

Idk if she is testing what I want but I don't want to expose myself to any entrapment scenarios.

Easy way to get past that crap. I used to ask for someone specific based on reviews back in the past and didn't know how to get around the How you Kno Me question. Now, by default I say "I saw her in the way out and asked what her name. ".

[JmSuttr]

I schedule meeting with lotto and talked to mms when I got in. Then another girl who says she's not lotto starts questioning me how I know her. From Chi? I said online. She then asked me I just want a massage right and I just said I schedule with lotto why is she here. She say she give me massage I just told her that she is clearly not lotto then I will come next time (not.).

Idk if she is testing what I want but I don't want to expose myself to any entrapment scenarios.

If a new client asks for a specific girl, it's understandable there might be questions about how they know who to ask for. If you say online that's not really what they want to hear because they would much rather keep things under the radar and they generally don't want to be the subject of reviews or forum discussions.

So, if you look at it from their point of view, you raised a couple of red flags and they got suspicious and defensive. They're much more exposed than you or any client and the odds of them being targeted by LEO posing as a client are infinitely higher than the other way around.